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(Newser)   Casey Anthony is broke: The 26-year-old has filed for bankruptcy protection, saying that she owes nearly $800,000 and has $1,084 in the bank   (newser.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Casey Anthony, civil cases, bankruptcy, Florida Department of Law Enforcement  
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2013-01-27 12:34:30 PM  
37 votes:
I suppose babysitting is out.
2013-01-27 12:37:45 PM  
18 votes:
I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'
2013-01-27 01:16:13 PM  
7 votes:
i1120.photobucket.com

/obligatory
2013-01-27 01:13:53 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-27 12:49:44 PM  
6 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'll be in my bunk trunk.
2013-01-27 12:29:40 PM  
5 votes:
If she goes on a serious porno binge, and then backs it up with a nationwide strip club tour, she should make a killing.
2013-01-27 12:08:26 PM  
5 votes:

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


It's not backne, it's sex braille
Starring: Casey Anthony
2013-01-27 02:43:31 PM  
4 votes:
Imagine how broke she'd be if she had another mouth to feed.
2013-01-27 01:52:51 PM  
4 votes:

clancifer: [i1120.photobucket.com image 400x321]

/obligatory


25.media.tumblr.com

Also obligatory.
2013-01-27 12:45:43 PM  
4 votes:
Why doesn't she just open a daycare?
2013-01-27 12:37:29 PM  
4 votes:
I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon
2013-01-27 11:29:26 AM  
4 votes:

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


Oh, the angry sex that would ensue.
2013-01-27 12:56:32 PM  
3 votes:
She could make "$14 from me the hard way."
2013-01-27 12:51:16 PM  
3 votes:

Dahnkster: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 385x240]

I'll be in my bunk trunk.


"Drop 'em off by 9AM. No need to pick 'em up!"
2013-01-27 12:41:47 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?
2013-01-27 12:41:12 PM  
3 votes:
She could be a hitman for adolescents?

Advertise on the back pages of Highlights, she'll be swamped with business.
2013-01-27 12:38:18 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: I suppose babysitting is out.


Depends on the kids, I suppose.

"Straighten up or we'll hire Casey Anthony to babysit you!"

www.mentalfloss.com
2013-01-27 12:44:27 PM  
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


The first title that popped into my head: Gash Mashers
2013-01-27 12:44:22 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


Isn't snuff illegal . . .not that she seems to have a problem with that.


Also . . .

www.bantipping.com
2013-01-27 12:40:57 PM  
2 votes:

Sniffers Row: I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon


YEAH

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


You ruined it for me...
2013-01-27 12:39:10 PM  
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


OH MY GOD
Close the thread. We have a winner!!!
2013-01-27 11:31:42 AM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.
2013-01-27 11:07:39 AM  
2 votes:
I suppose she could always do porn.
2013-01-27 03:33:42 PM  
1 vote:

Tickman: If Octomom can do it ...

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x295]


Octomom... [SHIVER]

It's like someone cut off the bottom half of her face (ear-to-ear, just below the eyes), put it in a nutrient (anti-nutrient?) / HGH bath and grew it 20%, and then grafted it back on. She's just weird looking.

Have no interest in watching her do anything; if I never heard about / saw her again it'd be too soon.
2013-01-27 01:16:19 PM  
1 vote:
Win a date with Casey... I'd try for it, would be a interesting experience, and probably she'd turn out a lot less crazier than other chicks in my life. On the flip side, a date with Nancy might turn out like a bad trip.
2013-01-27 01:14:29 PM  
1 vote:
$1,084?!!!!!!
WOW! I've got about $46 in the bank right now and just got paid on Friday.
2013-01-27 01:05:53 PM  
1 vote:

RockChalkH1N1: Too bad all her debt is due to legal fees... so sad how she's innocent and yet has to pay so much. I hope the real killer comes clean


She could join forces with OJ.
2013-01-27 01:04:53 PM  
1 vote:
Casey could always go batshiat and kill Nancy Grace, which would make her a national treasure.
2013-01-27 01:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
Most people want Casey Anthony to disappear from the news, but I hope to see many stories about her over the years.  I want to hear about all the terrible things that will happen to her.  I hope she has a miserable life full of job rejections, graffiti, hellish dates, failed book attempts, pathetic interviews and spitting incidents.  Then hopefully she will go all nutsy in about 10 years and hear her dead kid's voice constantly.
2013-01-27 12:59:37 PM  
1 vote:

RockChalkH1N1: Too bad all her debt is due to legal fees... so sad how she's innocent and yet has to pay so much. I hope the real killer comes clean


we are CLEARLY missing something here

OJ and Casey should do porn together to raise cash to pay for the search to find the REAL KILLERS!!!
2013-01-27 12:56:18 PM  
1 vote:
Time magazine described the case as "the social media trial of the century". And if Time magazine said it, you know it's true. The story took place in 2008. There couldn't possibly be a bigger story in the next 92 years.
Where is the Florida tag? Where?
img210.imageshack.us
2013-01-27 12:55:49 PM  
1 vote:

stratagos: If you're stupid enough to let her rack up $800k on your own head it be


Judge Judy: "You had no reasonable expectation of being paid back!" /harpy_screech /pounding_fists /jumping_up_and_down
2013-01-27 12:53:19 PM  
1 vote:

Krymson Tyde: Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.

Larry Flynt offered her a lot of cash back when she was in the news every day. I doubt the offer would still be as high, but I'm sure Mr. Flynt would still pay to "see that couch."


Stupid autocorrect *cooch COOCH
2013-01-27 12:52:55 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad all her debt is due to legal fees... so sad how she's innocent and yet has to pay so much. I hope the real killer comes clean
2013-01-27 12:50:42 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


Throw in some Susan Smith, set the scene beside a pool....
2013-01-27 12:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
Trifecta for Casey!
Financial bankruptcy to go along with her moral and emotional bankruptcies.
2013-01-27 12:47:14 PM  
1 vote:

GRCooper: Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.

Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?


work with me here man.
2013-01-27 12:43:16 PM  
1 vote:

tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?


You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.
2013-01-27 12:42:42 PM  
1 vote:
You're doing it wrong.

media.soletron.com
2013-01-27 12:39:27 PM  
1 vote:
LOOK! LOOK AT ME PLAY THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN! SEE THE INVISIBLE TEARS FALLING FROM MY EYES!

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY!

/schadenfreude.
2013-01-27 12:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere there is an attorney that is working diligently to help eradicate the debt she owes to all her attorneys. How are these guys suppose to pay for their condos? Won't somebody think of the condos!!!
2013-01-27 12:38:34 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


I would fark her for a few hundred dollars.
2013-01-27 12:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
You don't say.

PainInTheASP: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

Oh, the angry sex that would ensue.


I'd say that would be the very definition of hate sex.  Some people would pay good money to see that.  Grace would get her money back and then some.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-27 11:14:31 AM  
1 vote:
We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.
 
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