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(Newser)   Casey Anthony is broke: The 26-year-old has filed for bankruptcy protection, saying that she owes nearly $800,000 and has $1,084 in the bank   (newser.com) divider line 40
    More: Followup, Casey Anthony, civil cases, bankruptcy, Florida Department of Law Enforcement  
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2013-01-27 11:07:39 AM  
10 votes:
I suppose she could always do porn.
2013-01-27 12:34:30 PM  
6 votes:
I suppose babysitting is out.
2013-01-27 11:31:42 AM  
5 votes:

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.
2013-01-27 12:40:11 PM  
4 votes:

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Casey Anthony may have killed her own small child, but Nancy Grace made a farking profit from it.

Nancy Grace is a farking embarrassment to humanity.
2013-01-27 01:22:35 PM  
2 votes:
scotchcrotch
I was one CENT off on a filing and fined $300.

How does that work? In the years I have capital gains that are anything less than straightforward, the IRS sends me a letter that says 'actually, you us $97.12 more.' I send them a check and never hear about it again.
I'm not doubting that your math was off by one cent, and I'm not doubting that you got hit with a $300 fine. But I'm calling bs on a simple direct correlation.
2013-01-27 01:14:29 PM  
2 votes:
$1,084?!!!!!!
WOW! I've got about $46 in the bank right now and just got paid on Friday.
2013-01-27 12:50:45 PM  
2 votes:
If you're stupid enough to let her rack up $800k on your own head it be
2013-01-27 12:43:16 PM  
2 votes:

tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?


You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.
2013-01-27 12:41:47 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?
2013-01-27 12:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'
2013-01-27 12:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
If she goes on a serious porno binge, and then backs it up with a nationwide strip club tour, she should make a killing.
2013-01-27 12:21:49 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


Larry Flynt offered her a lot of cash back when she was in the news every day. I doubt the offer would still be as high, but I'm sure Mr. Flynt would still pay to "see that couch."
2013-01-27 03:10:38 PM  
1 votes:

middlewaytao: If she was found innocent by the court why does she owe money to the police and courts?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Caylee_Anthony#Verdict_and_sen te nce

because she wasnt innocent
she was found guilty of being a lying biatch which cost tons of dollars and she owes that money
2013-01-27 02:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
The reason she owes money to the Orange County Sheriffs Office is for the cost of the investigation relating to the alleged kidnapping of Kaylee. The result of the trial was that Casey knew Kaylee was dead, but allowed the sheriffs office to conduct the investigation, thus fraud.

Since Casey lied, she is liable for the costs related to the initial kidnapping investigation, I don't think she is being held liable for costs related to the murder investigation.
2013-01-27 02:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
I'm still hoping they find her dead in a ditch one day with duct tape wrapped around her mouth.
2013-01-27 01:52:51 PM  
1 votes:

clancifer: [i1120.photobucket.com image 400x321]

/obligatory


25.media.tumblr.com

Also obligatory.
2013-01-27 01:24:12 PM  
1 votes:
The people suing her are pretty farking stupid. They're just going to cost themselves thousands of dollars in legal fees over a case that they'll never get any money out of. You don't sue people who don't have money.
2013-01-27 01:17:47 PM  
1 votes:

scotchcrotch: I was one CENT off on a filing and fined $300.

I'd call them loan sharks, but at least sharks have customer service. This is likeened to being fined by the DMV.


CSS!!!
mhmm
keep chocking that chicken
2013-01-27 01:16:13 PM  
1 votes:
i1120.photobucket.com

/obligatory
2013-01-27 01:16:00 PM  
1 votes:

jtown: tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?

You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.


Tell that to Western Sky Financial.

/APR on a $10,000 loan: 89%
//Take out a $10,000 loan, pay back $60,000.
///And they're banking on the fact that they're based off of a South Dakota Sioux Indian reservation to shield them from prosecution.
2013-01-27 01:13:53 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-27 01:12:05 PM  
1 votes:

ElBarto79: my state tax return from 3 years ago.


when LA went after me the lady happily explained i could go back three years and file amended but they could go back 5 looking for more money.
2013-01-27 01:09:02 PM  
1 votes:
Can someone explain to me how she is responsible for court costs and investigative fees when she was found "not guilty"? Just playing Devil's advocate for the evil coont.
2013-01-27 01:05:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'd still hit it
2013-01-27 01:03:52 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace. I hate that woman.


Your phrasing seems to assume that Nancy Grace is a goose.
2013-01-27 01:00:49 PM  
1 votes:
Most people want Casey Anthony to disappear from the news, but I hope to see many stories about her over the years.  I want to hear about all the terrible things that will happen to her.  I hope she has a miserable life full of job rejections, graffiti, hellish dates, failed book attempts, pathetic interviews and spitting incidents.  Then hopefully she will go all nutsy in about 10 years and hear her dead kid's voice constantly.
2013-01-27 12:52:51 PM  
1 votes:

jtown: Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal.


LOL, guvmint is ebil and private companies are honest and always looking out for the little guy.

Read up on subprime loans and payday lending if you want to know about loans with lifetime interest of 200% or more.
2013-01-27 12:52:37 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


Every time I hear of Nancy Grace I think of her nip-slip.


/Thanks for that, this thread is ruined
2013-01-27 12:49:31 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like she needs to call Pablo F. Fenjves and start writing a book.
2013-01-27 12:47:14 PM  
1 votes:

GRCooper: Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.

Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?


work with me here man.
2013-01-27 12:44:27 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


The first title that popped into my head: Gash Mashers
2013-01-27 12:44:13 PM  
1 votes:
Still less of a trainwreck than Lindsay Lohan.
2013-01-27 12:42:42 PM  
1 votes:
You're doing it wrong.

media.soletron.com
2013-01-27 12:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.

It's not backne, it's sex braille
Starring: Casey Anthony


You didn't need to type that, and I didn't need to read it.

/Don't ever change.
2013-01-27 12:40:57 PM  
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon


YEAH

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


You ruined it for me...
2013-01-27 12:40:47 PM  
1 votes:

tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?


math
did you take any in school?
2013-01-27 12:39:27 PM  
1 votes:
LOOK! LOOK AT ME PLAY THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN! SEE THE INVISIBLE TEARS FALLING FROM MY EYES!

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY!

/schadenfreude.
2013-01-27 12:35:08 PM  
1 votes:
Who'dve thunk that whole child-killing thing would have such negative ramifications?
2013-01-27 12:31:39 PM  
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.

Larry Flynt offered her a lot of cash back when she was in the news every day. I doubt the offer would still be as high, but I'm sure Mr. Flynt would still pay to "see that couch."


it's not like Casey Anthony has to worry about dignity or self respect.  her family has already disowned her, right?  might as well complete the story arc, hit the gym, drop a few pounds and get a manager to help her with a porn career.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-27 11:14:31 AM  
1 votes:
We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.
 
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