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(Newser)   Casey Anthony is broke: The 26-year-old has filed for bankruptcy protection, saying that she owes nearly $800,000 and has $1,084 in the bank   (newser.com) divider line 234
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2013-01-27 11:07:39 AM  
I suppose she could always do porn.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-27 11:14:31 AM  
We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.
 
2013-01-27 11:29:26 AM  

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


Oh, the angry sex that would ensue.
 
2013-01-27 11:31:42 AM  

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.
 
2013-01-27 12:00:15 PM  
You don't say.

PainInTheASP: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

Oh, the angry sex that would ensue.


I'd say that would be the very definition of hate sex.  Some people would pay good money to see that.  Grace would get her money back and then some.
 
2013-01-27 12:08:26 PM  

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


It's not backne, it's sex braille
Starring: Casey Anthony
 
2013-01-27 12:21:49 PM  

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


Larry Flynt offered her a lot of cash back when she was in the news every day. I doubt the offer would still be as high, but I'm sure Mr. Flynt would still pay to "see that couch."
 
2013-01-27 12:29:40 PM  
If she goes on a serious porno binge, and then backs it up with a nationwide strip club tour, she should make a killing.
 
2013-01-27 12:31:39 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.

Larry Flynt offered her a lot of cash back when she was in the news every day. I doubt the offer would still be as high, but I'm sure Mr. Flynt would still pay to "see that couch."


it's not like Casey Anthony has to worry about dignity or self respect.  her family has already disowned her, right?  might as well complete the story arc, hit the gym, drop a few pounds and get a manager to help her with a porn career.
 
2013-01-27 12:34:30 PM  
I suppose babysitting is out.
 
2013-01-27 12:35:08 PM  
Who'dve thunk that whole child-killing thing would have such negative ramifications?
 
2013-01-27 12:36:52 PM  

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Would it kill the grease I if we included judge Judy
 
2013-01-27 12:37:29 PM  
I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon
 
2013-01-27 12:37:45 PM  
I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'
 
2013-01-27 12:38:18 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I suppose babysitting is out.


Depends on the kids, I suppose.

"Straighten up or we'll hire Casey Anthony to babysit you!"

www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-01-27 12:38:34 PM  

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


I would fark her for a few hundred dollars.
 
2013-01-27 12:38:48 PM  
So?
 
2013-01-27 12:38:50 PM  
How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?
 
2013-01-27 12:39:07 PM  
Somewhere there is an attorney that is working diligently to help eradicate the debt she owes to all her attorneys. How are these guys suppose to pay for their condos? Won't somebody think of the condos!!!
 
2013-01-27 12:39:10 PM  

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


OH MY GOD
Close the thread. We have a winner!!!
 
2013-01-27 12:39:27 PM  
LOOK! LOOK AT ME PLAY THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN! SEE THE INVISIBLE TEARS FALLING FROM MY EYES!

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY!

/schadenfreude.
 
2013-01-27 12:40:11 PM  

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Casey Anthony may have killed her own small child, but Nancy Grace made a farking profit from it.

Nancy Grace is a farking embarrassment to humanity.
 
2013-01-27 12:40:47 PM  

tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?


math
did you take any in school?
 
2013-01-27 12:40:57 PM  

Sniffers Row: I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon


YEAH

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


You ruined it for me...
 
2013-01-27 12:41:12 PM  
She could be a hitman for adolescents?

Advertise on the back pages of Highlights, she'll be swamped with business.
 
2013-01-27 12:41:47 PM  

Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.


Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?
 
2013-01-27 12:42:36 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.

It's not backne, it's sex braille
Starring: Casey Anthony


You didn't need to type that, and I didn't need to read it.

/Don't ever change.
 
2013-01-27 12:42:42 PM  
You're doing it wrong.

media.soletron.com
 
2013-01-27 12:43:16 PM  

tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?


You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.
 
2013-01-27 12:44:13 PM  
Still less of a trainwreck than Lindsay Lohan.
 
2013-01-27 12:44:22 PM  

Weaver95: I suppose she could always do porn.


Isn't snuff illegal . . .not that she seems to have a problem with that.


Also . . .

www.bantipping.com
 
2013-01-27 12:44:27 PM  

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


The first title that popped into my head: Gash Mashers
 
2013-01-27 12:44:44 PM  
i'd marry her but i don't want the debt
 
2013-01-27 12:45:43 PM  
Why doesn't she just open a daycare?
 
2013-01-27 12:47:14 PM  

GRCooper: Weaver95: ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.

if anyone in this country deserves to be devoured by a flock of cannibalistic geese, it's Nancy Grace.  I hate that woman.

Wouldn't cannabalistic geese just, yanno, eat other geese?


work with me here man.
 
2013-01-27 12:47:36 PM  

jtown: tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?

You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.


The state of Colorado said I made a $300 error on my state tax return from 3 years ago. With interest and penalties I had to pay $800 to take care of. farking thieves.
 
2013-01-27 12:48:41 PM  

Sniffers Row: I'd chip in a few hundred bucks to watch Casey hate-fark Nancy Grace with a spiked strapon


"Get this thing off me!!!"


/not obscure.
 
2013-01-27 12:48:47 PM  

MayoBoy: Why doesn't she just open a daycare?


I don't think that she'd be able to keep a big client base
 
2013-01-27 12:49:31 PM  
Sounds like she needs to call Pablo F. Fenjves and start writing a book.
 
2013-01-27 12:49:42 PM  

jtown: tylerdurden217: How can she possibly owe 68K in taxes, interest and penalties?

You answered your own question. Only the government is allowed to charge so much in penalties and interest that they dwarf the principal. If a private citizen tried to do that, it would be called usurious.


Except without knowing how much the original debt was, nor how much time has passed, we have no basis for determining which is which.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-05-26/news/os-casey-anthony -t rial-tax-lien-20110526_1_casey-anthony-tax-lien-jose-baez-s-kissimmee
Here we go.
"That year attorney Jose Baez struck a deal with ABC to sell Anthony family home videos and photos for $200,000. It's unclear who ABC paid, but the money was reportedly used to pay defense costs.
If ABC paid Casey Anthony directly, she could owe taxes on that payment."


so she got paid a ton of cash, didnt pay any taxes and now she owes the taxes, interest and penalties.
TADA

but go ahead and rant about the IRS
 
2013-01-27 12:49:44 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'll be in my bunk trunk.
 
2013-01-27 12:50:30 PM  
Trifecta for Casey!
Financial bankruptcy to go along with her moral and emotional bankruptcies.
 
2013-01-27 12:50:33 PM  

MayoBoy: Why doesn't she just open a daycare?


Winner of this thread.
 
2013-01-27 12:50:38 PM  

Weaver95: work with me here man.


Grace is easily as annoying as a whole bunch of cackling, pooping geese on the sidewalk.

/howamidoing?
 
2013-01-27 12:50:42 PM  

WhippingBoy: I've got it: a horror-porn starring her and Octomom. Casey kills Octomom's babies faster than Octomom can spit them out... And then they get to some hot skank lovin'


Throw in some Susan Smith, set the scene beside a pool....
 
2013-01-27 12:50:45 PM  
If you're stupid enough to let her rack up $800k on your own head it be
 
2013-01-27 12:50:47 PM  

dahmers love zombie: If she goes on a serious porno binge, and then backs it up with a nationwide strip club tour, she should make a killing.


What you did there... I see it.
 
2013-01-27 12:51:15 PM  
considering who we're talking about, i suggest suicide. sincerely.
 
2013-01-27 12:51:16 PM  

Dahnkster: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 385x240]

I'll be in my bunk trunk.


"Drop 'em off by 9AM. No need to pick 'em up!"
 
2013-01-27 12:52:37 PM  

ZAZ: We (America) could auction her off.  Nancy Grace might bid enough to pay Casey's creditors.


Every time I hear of Nancy Grace I think of her nip-slip.


/Thanks for that, this thread is ruined
 
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