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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
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2013-01-27 07:02:22 PM
3 votes:

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]


They go to plaid!
plaidurday.com
2013-01-27 06:34:43 PM
3 votes:
There once was a cheerleader Jones
Who played with a students cajones
Then sued gossip site
For getting it right
While from all the farkers came groans

/Prepare for ludicrous speed!
2013-01-27 06:21:30 PM
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

/Ludacrisly hot ... linked
2013-01-27 06:19:26 PM
3 votes:

Banned on the Run: And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?



Gimme a "B"!
Gimme a sec, wait, let me look at my list here...
Gimme an "E"
...etc...
2013-01-27 08:43:20 PM
2 votes:

F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17


I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
schoolworkhelper.net
2013-01-27 06:34:11 PM
2 votes:

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Her hair and skin already match the team colors, that's a bonus.
2013-01-27 06:15:58 PM
2 votes:
Cousin?

Khlamydia Kardashian
2013-01-27 06:08:46 PM
2 votes:

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".
2013-01-28 08:43:00 PM
1 votes:

Fano: gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.

Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius


I'm pretty sure he's understood by Todd McFarlane. I picture them getting married and spending the rest of their lives complementing each other's artwork and fine taste in baseball caps and stonewashed jeans.
2013-01-28 08:25:59 PM
1 votes:
She's ugly.

Her body's okay. She's fit, anyway. But her face is nasty. Her eyes show me a portal to a tacky, unpleasant, vacant room. Her lips look like a pair of malnourished earthworms stretched over a white picket fence with too many slats. Her nose is flared in a perpetual sneer-position, as if she's offended by the smell of her own philtrum. Her eyes are perpetually smeared and coated with what looks like the hodgepodge of dirt and urban gunk left over after the slush from city streets melts in the spring thaw. She has a beak that looks as if it was made to peck her way out of an egg.

But if that works for you, then go for it. Her standards are apparently pretty low.

/Disclaimer: I'm madly in love, so pretty much every other woman looks bland to me, now.
//Truth: She's still an ugly, by-the-numbers cheer-slattern, and that has never been my type.
2013-01-28 08:21:40 PM
1 votes:

gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.


Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius
2013-01-28 04:45:54 PM
1 votes:

Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
schoolworkhelper.net


Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.
2013-01-28 03:45:13 PM
1 votes:
Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.
2013-01-28 07:22:37 AM
1 votes:
i156.photobucket.com
Not a reall cheerleader but smoking hot and I like seeing her dressed up like this
2013-01-27 09:05:19 PM
1 votes:
Subby: So, "ludicrously hot" is now a euphemism for "face like a box of hammers", right?
2013-01-27 09:02:03 PM
1 votes:
She looks like the offspring of E.T. and Paris Hilton.

At least in the first pic.
2013-01-27 08:16:49 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-27 07:47:11 PM
1 votes:

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


While this one certainly makes the scale (will probably need to figure her spot on the Hot/Crazy chart to be sure), my standard for pro football cheerleader hotness is Tampa Bay.
i.cdn.turner.comwww.sportspotter.com
www.exposay.comwww.buccaneers.com

Just a preference...
2013-01-27 07:01:16 PM
1 votes:

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:


lh4.googleusercontent.com
/ Oh my, what is the next notch above ludicrous?
2013-01-27 06:58:22 PM
1 votes:

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?

American 'ludicrously hot'.

2013-01-27 06:57:02 PM
1 votes:

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]


Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

www.myfavoritecheerleader.com
2013-01-27 06:48:45 PM
1 votes:
What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
media.celebrity-pictures.ca
2013-01-27 06:44:32 PM
1 votes:
There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.
2013-01-27 06:39:38 PM
1 votes:

sirbissel: Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"


Yeah, a chick needs to bribe teenage boys into farking them.
2013-01-27 06:32:47 PM
1 votes:
At the time, Jones was employed as a cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals and as a teacher at Dixie Heights High School in Edgewood, Ky.

Heh heh... dicks see heights.
2013-01-27 06:18:11 PM
1 votes:
At my old high school..... nice...

files.shroomery.org
2013-01-27 06:17:59 PM
1 votes:
From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.
2013-01-27 06:17:40 PM
1 votes:

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


She's Midwestern hot. Which, in my standards system, ranks way the fark higher than Eurotrash hot.
2013-01-27 06:16:57 PM
1 votes:

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Certainly not plaid hot
2013-01-27 06:12:21 PM
1 votes:
Ludicrously rough.
2013-01-27 06:11:26 PM
1 votes:
She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.
2013-01-27 06:10:07 PM
1 votes:

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


I like a more angular nordic face and I'd hate to touch her for fear of the fake suntan rubbing off, but she seems attractive enough for me. Sorry she's so far below your standards.
2013-01-27 05:50:36 PM
1 votes:
Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.
 
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