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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-27 05:50:36 PM  
13 votes:
Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.
2013-01-27 07:47:11 PM  
4 votes:

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


While this one certainly makes the scale (will probably need to figure her spot on the Hot/Crazy chart to be sure), my standard for pro football cheerleader hotness is Tampa Bay.
i.cdn.turner.comwww.sportspotter.com
www.exposay.comwww.buccaneers.com

Just a preference...
2013-01-27 06:57:02 PM  
2 votes:

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]


Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

www.myfavoritecheerleader.com
2013-01-27 06:48:45 PM  
2 votes:
What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
media.celebrity-pictures.ca
2013-01-27 06:44:05 PM  
2 votes:
I just think she looks like one of those chronically irritated people that is always offended by something. I envy the body though, she must work at keeping it that way.
2013-01-27 06:15:10 PM  
2 votes:
This is ludicrously hot:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

i.huffpost.com
2013-01-28 03:45:13 PM  
1 votes:
Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.
2013-01-28 07:22:37 AM  
1 votes:
i156.photobucket.com
Not a reall cheerleader but smoking hot and I like seeing her dressed up like this
2013-01-28 01:32:43 AM  
1 votes:
Breaking news: Hotness is a subjective term not an objective one, and thus some people may not find an object of desire as hot as others claim.
2013-01-27 09:05:19 PM  
1 votes:
Subby: So, "ludicrously hot" is now a euphemism for "face like a box of hammers", right?
2013-01-27 07:48:42 PM  
1 votes:

contrapunctus: With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.


She is exactly the kind of girl i am repulsed by. Marginal beauty failing to live up to an ideal. Give me a short, fat chick who is gorgeous without makeup. Or whatever really. I just got dumped! HA!
2013-01-27 07:29:49 PM  
1 votes:

Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.


Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.
2013-01-27 07:24:23 PM  
1 votes:
With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.
2013-01-27 07:05:09 PM  
1 votes:
This biatch is a freaking psycho. I saw an interview with her ex-husband somewhere, and he was like, Whaaaa happened??

Those allegations destroyed Jones' marriage with her high-school sweetheart, Nathan Wilburn. The two filed for an annulment early in 2012 after being married for only six weeks.

When she was in court at one time or another, her boyfriend showed up (while her husband was in the room) and she and the boyfriend left the court together.
2013-01-27 06:58:41 PM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.


Banging one person and hypothetically banging other is enough to be called a whore?
2013-01-27 06:47:23 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Clicked on the link to see what a hot DCCL looked liked. Nice and one lucky teen.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

But then I noticed the line to the Naked Pooping Masturbator vs. World's Biggest Hips. If you're into the strange news, this will do it for you.


From that article:

All you have in this world is your reputation.

That's good news if you're Lance Armstrong in 2005, bad news if your Lance Armstrong in 2013, and even worse news if your Gregory Mattew Bruni


The entire field of journalism has fired proofreaders, hasn't it?
ecl
2013-01-27 06:46:16 PM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation as a disgusting whore.


FTFY
2013-01-27 06:42:08 PM  
1 votes:

sirbissel: Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.

There may be a teacher/student part with law.

"2907.03 Sexual battery.
(A) No person shall engage in sexual conduct with another, not the spouse of the offender, when any of the following apply:
...
(7) The offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in a school for which the state board of education prescribes minimum standards pursuant to division (D) of section 3301.07 of the Revised Code, the other person is enrolled in or attends that school, and the offender is not enrolled in and does not attend that school.

(8) The other person is a minor, the offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in an institution of higher education, and the other person is enrolled in or attends that institution."


Thanks for all of that info but this whole thing took place in Kentucky not Ohio.
2013-01-27 06:39:38 PM  
1 votes:

sirbissel: Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"


Yeah, a chick needs to bribe teenage boys into farking them.
2013-01-27 06:18:11 PM  
1 votes:
At my old high school..... nice...

files.shroomery.org
2013-01-27 06:17:59 PM  
1 votes:
From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.
2013-01-27 06:17:40 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


She's Midwestern hot. Which, in my standards system, ranks way the fark higher than Eurotrash hot.
kab
2013-01-27 06:17:36 PM  
1 votes:

Delay: She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.


This is FARK. No matter which female the subject of a thread pertains to, everyone here has slept with, is sleeping with, or turns down blatant advances from far hotter.

/and it's completely true, cause this is the interweb.
2013-01-27 06:17:21 PM  
1 votes:

Vectron: She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.


thatsthejoke.jpg

/and to those of you saying OK face....i respectfully really farking disagree
2013-01-27 06:16:55 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?
2013-01-27 06:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

Wolfman Johnny: You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".


Like this, for example
www.lionsdenu.com

/ Ludicrous
// Bunk
kab
2013-01-27 06:13:55 PM  
1 votes:
Whether she's ludicrously hot or not, I'm more than ok with folks suing the bejeezus out of gossip sites, and hopefully winning astounding amounts of cash.
2013-01-27 06:07:05 PM  
1 votes:
Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.
 
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