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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-01-27 09:18:36 PM  
Sixteen year old me?

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Maybe only 5 minutes at a time, but at least 5 times in a row. Probably until the chafing got bad.
 
2013-01-27 09:20:40 PM  
She's a painted-up two bit whore who does have an OK body but the spackle brush make-up look is nasty. And if you REALLY want to have some fun, do a bit of Googling on her alleged attorney, Eric Deters. Looking him up on YouTube is even more fun. Suspension from the bar is just the beginning of his "ludicrously hot" legal career. He is exactly why lawyers have the bad reputation they have. Arrogant and egotistical doesn't even BEGIN to describe this guy. He's trying to make up for his lack of height by being a total douchenozzle. That's a great plan.
 
2013-01-27 09:33:50 PM  

Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?


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2013-01-27 09:41:25 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Sixteen year old me?

Maybe only 5 minutes at a time, but at least 5 times in a row. Probably until the chafing got bad.


Chafing? I'd not want to stop until it fell off, I had to tape it back on, and then was worn down to nothing.

A teen male couldn't turn down even the lowest ranking NFL cheerleader. And please imagine if she put on a tight hot librarian outfit...

Hmm, I need a bunk to go be in.
 
2013-01-27 09:49:21 PM  

SkittleBrau: She's a painted-up two bit whore who does have an OK body but the spackle brush make-up look is nasty. And if you REALLY want to have some fun, do a bit of Googling on her alleged attorney, Eric Deters. Looking him up on YouTube is even more fun. Suspension from the bar is just the beginning of his "ludicrously hot" legal career. He is exactly why lawyers have the bad reputation they have. Arrogant and egotistical doesn't even BEGIN to describe this guy. He's trying to make up for his lack of height by being a total douchenozzle. That's a great plan.


Well he does have her working as an 'assistant' for him now.
 
2013-01-27 10:30:24 PM  
Nice body, but not a face I find desirable. She is unworthy of my fap-drive.
 
2013-01-27 10:42:44 PM  
Came for the Spaceballs references...went away pleased.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:17 AM  
While Jones claims that the 2009 posts were what ruined her good name, it wasn't until November 2011 that she resigned from her teaching position amid allegations she was involved with York, who was 17 at the time.

Those allegations destroyed Jones' marriage with her high-school sweetheart, Nathan Wilburn. The two filed for an annulment early in 2012 after being married for only six weeks.


So she was farkin' the seventeen year old while being married for less that two months!?  Am I reading this right?
 
2013-01-28 01:32:43 AM  
Breaking news: Hotness is a subjective term not an objective one, and thus some people may not find an object of desire as hot as others claim.
 
2013-01-28 04:45:18 AM  

Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?


Perfect for a cheerleader, what with the axis of rotation issues.
 
2013-01-28 04:48:53 AM  

DoctorCal: Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?

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I can't wait for Beck's next sheet music.
 
2013-01-28 07:22:37 AM  
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Not a reall cheerleader but smoking hot and I like seeing her dressed up like this
 
2013-01-28 08:24:32 AM  
Hot? Meh? Whatever. She banged a student, now she's banging her atty. I'm willing to bet more than even money that that woman is a spectacular piece of ass.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:55 AM  

jaytkay: / Oh my, what is the next notch above ludicrous?


I guess that notch would be her belly button?
 
2013-01-28 11:33:48 AM  
Who cares, bottom line does she suck a good d*ck, yes or no?

Andrew "Dice" Clay
 
2013-01-28 11:53:33 AM  
She gots a bad case of teh Pinhead.
 
2013-01-28 12:33:16 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


Please, are you blind???
 
2013-01-28 01:16:31 PM  

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


I know 3 millionaires on a personal level, they all have a copy of that movie, no joke
 
2013-01-28 03:12:57 PM  
I've never had a woman anywhere near as hot as her, nor will I ever (even if I suddenly became single).  And yet I look at those pictures and feel nothing, no desire at all.
 
2013-01-28 03:45:13 PM  
Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.
 
2013-01-28 03:49:10 PM  

mbillips: Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.


Oh, there's plenty of us. I went with "face like a box of hammers", because butterface just didn't capture the sheer horror of it.
 
2013-01-28 04:00:35 PM  

gweilo8888: mbillips: Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.

Oh, there's plenty of us. I went with "face like a box of hammers", because butterface just didn't capture the sheer horror of it.


She's better looking than 90% of the women I've farked...and 100% of the women you've farked.
 
2013-01-28 04:13:29 PM  

Madbassist1: Hot? Meh? Whatever. She banged a student, now she's banging her atty. I'm willing to bet more than even money that that woman is a spectacular piece of ass.


Stop that. She says she only has had sex with two people in her life, her ex husband, and the kid she banged.
 
2013-01-28 04:36:36 PM  

Madbassist1: She's better looking than 90% of the women I've farked...and 100% of the women you've farked.


Did I say I wouldn't? No. But no, she's not better than 100%, as it happens.
 
2013-01-28 04:45:54 PM  

Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
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Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.
 
2013-01-28 07:07:21 PM  

gerrymander: Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.


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2013-01-28 08:21:40 PM  

gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.


Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius
 
2013-01-28 08:25:59 PM  
She's ugly.

Her body's okay. She's fit, anyway. But her face is nasty. Her eyes show me a portal to a tacky, unpleasant, vacant room. Her lips look like a pair of malnourished earthworms stretched over a white picket fence with too many slats. Her nose is flared in a perpetual sneer-position, as if she's offended by the smell of her own philtrum. Her eyes are perpetually smeared and coated with what looks like the hodgepodge of dirt and urban gunk left over after the slush from city streets melts in the spring thaw. She has a beak that looks as if it was made to peck her way out of an egg.

But if that works for you, then go for it. Her standards are apparently pretty low.

/Disclaimer: I'm madly in love, so pretty much every other woman looks bland to me, now.
//Truth: She's still an ugly, by-the-numbers cheer-slattern, and that has never been my type.
 
2013-01-28 08:43:00 PM  

Fano: gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.

Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius


I'm pretty sure he's understood by Todd McFarlane. I picture them getting married and spending the rest of their lives complementing each other's artwork and fine taste in baseball caps and stonewashed jeans.
 
2013-01-28 08:46:13 PM  
Nice.

I have a lot of friends that went to Dixie HS, not surprised at all. Keep it classy Dixie!!

As for the Luckiest Boy in the World Medal recipient: Nice
 
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