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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-01-27 06:39:38 PM  

sirbissel: Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"


Yeah, a chick needs to bribe teenage boys into farking them.
 
2013-01-27 06:42:08 PM  

sirbissel: Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.

There may be a teacher/student part with law.

"2907.03 Sexual battery.
(A) No person shall engage in sexual conduct with another, not the spouse of the offender, when any of the following apply:
...
(7) The offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in a school for which the state board of education prescribes minimum standards pursuant to division (D) of section 3301.07 of the Revised Code, the other person is enrolled in or attends that school, and the offender is not enrolled in and does not attend that school.

(8) The other person is a minor, the offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in an institution of higher education, and the other person is enrolled in or attends that institution."


Thanks for all of that info but this whole thing took place in Kentucky not Ohio.
 
2013-01-27 06:43:34 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

I like a more angular nordic face and I'd hate to touch her for fear of the fake suntan rubbing off, but she seems attractive enough for me. Sorry she's so far below your standards.


Plastic-looking and overtanned never was the look for me. Girl next door, or a more Germanic build is what I love. Even to a normal guy who dated normal looking girls, this one is a butterface.
 
2013-01-27 06:44:05 PM  
I just think she looks like one of those chronically irritated people that is always offended by something. I envy the body though, she must work at keeping it that way.
 
2013-01-27 06:44:32 PM  
There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-01-27 06:46:16 PM  

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation as a disgusting whore.


FTFY
 
2013-01-27 06:46:38 PM  

Alphakronik: Germanic build is what I love


EastGermanOlympicShotPut.jpg
 
2013-01-27 06:47:23 PM  

Brick-House: Clicked on the link to see what a hot DCCL looked liked. Nice and one lucky teen.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

But then I noticed the line to the Naked Pooping Masturbator vs. World's Biggest Hips. If you're into the strange news, this will do it for you.


From that article:

All you have in this world is your reputation.

That's good news if you're Lance Armstrong in 2005, bad news if your Lance Armstrong in 2013, and even worse news if your Gregory Mattew Bruni


The entire field of journalism has fired proofreaders, hasn't it?
 
2013-01-27 06:48:45 PM  
What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
media.celebrity-pictures.ca
 
2013-01-27 06:48:52 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


She looks like Celine Dion's nicer-assed sister, which is at best a glass half-empty situation.
 
2013-01-27 06:49:57 PM  
To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.
 
2013-01-27 06:51:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.

Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.


Yeah, because she doesn't deserve the punishment she knew she'd face if she got caught. Why should she be responsible for her actions?

Now, tell me about the unfair punishment you received for getting caught, and how you weren't responsible...
 
2013-01-27 06:57:02 PM  

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]


Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

www.myfavoritecheerleader.com
 
2013-01-27 06:58:22 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?

American 'ludicrously hot'.

 
2013-01-27 06:58:41 PM  

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.


Banging one person and hypothetically banging other is enough to be called a whore?
 
2013-01-27 07:01:16 PM  

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:


lh4.googleusercontent.com
/ Oh my, what is the next notch above ludicrous?
 
2013-01-27 07:01:37 PM  
Is it just me or is her head oddly small?
 
2013-01-27 07:02:22 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]


They go to plaid!
plaidurday.com
 
2013-01-27 07:03:34 PM  
from the boobs up it looks like a turkey wattle attached to a baseball glove, all covered in tobacco stains

/would still probably hit it
//what's with all the 20-somethings with sinewy necks?
 
2013-01-27 07:04:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


I sort of think it's ridiculous a 17 year old boy farking a chick like this is a crime anyway.

/but for a man to do it to a 17 year old girl? Death
//sort of serious
 
2013-01-27 07:05:09 PM  
This biatch is a freaking psycho. I saw an interview with her ex-husband somewhere, and he was like, Whaaaa happened??

Those allegations destroyed Jones' marriage with her high-school sweetheart, Nathan Wilburn. The two filed for an annulment early in 2012 after being married for only six weeks.

When she was in court at one time or another, her boyfriend showed up (while her husband was in the room) and she and the boyfriend left the court together.
 
2013-01-27 07:13:07 PM  

Rozinante: Delay: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.

I'll give you incredibly hot, but ludicrously hot is a step or two higher.


He went plaid
 
2013-01-27 07:18:58 PM  
Dang it, I arrived to late for a plaid joke.
 
2013-01-27 07:19:49 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Dang it, I arrived too late for a plaid joke.


FTFM. Fark.
 
2013-01-27 07:24:23 PM  
With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.
 
2013-01-27 07:25:42 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.

 
2013-01-27 07:26:45 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]


Speaking of which, seems Clooney should be getting tired of hitting that by now.
 
2013-01-27 07:27:33 PM  

LonMead: They go to plaid!
[plaidurday.com image 301x151]


socialnewswatch.com
 
2013-01-27 07:29:34 PM  
www.trbimg.com
 
2013-01-27 07:29:49 PM  

Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.


Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.
 
2013-01-27 07:30:16 PM  
FTA
Jones has said repeatedly that she has only had sex with two people, her former husband and the teenager.

Am I the only one that caught this?

They need to dismiss this case and send her lying ass home. You know it is bad when her own mother says that she is a liar. And how can she sue the website for this? They didn't write the comments about her or post them. If she wins this, it will open up every website that has a comments section to being sued.
 
2013-01-27 07:39:37 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]



I disagree.

Stacy is a farking Goddess.

/"hot" is simply too weak of an adjective.
 
2013-01-27 07:42:49 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

/Obvious comment is obvious.


CSB

Little over an hour ago my girl broke up with me via txt using the phrase 'all that'. I have never heard her say that or anything remotely like it. It took everything to not just derail in the middle of this intense moment and tell her she didn't have to make it worse by saying that. Levity is the word of the day.

/CSB
 
2013-01-27 07:46:19 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


Done in 2
 
2013-01-27 07:47:11 PM  

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


While this one certainly makes the scale (will probably need to figure her spot on the Hot/Crazy chart to be sure), my standard for pro football cheerleader hotness is Tampa Bay.
i.cdn.turner.comwww.sportspotter.com
www.exposay.comwww.buccaneers.com

Just a preference...
 
2013-01-27 07:48:42 PM  

contrapunctus: With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.


She is exactly the kind of girl i am repulsed by. Marginal beauty failing to live up to an ideal. Give me a short, fat chick who is gorgeous without makeup. Or whatever really. I just got dumped! HA!
 
2013-01-27 07:49:05 PM  
Ludicrous!?
i.ytimg.com
This meme has gone PLAID!
/The more the merrier!
 
2013-01-27 07:51:43 PM  
You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.

www.nationalconfidential.com

crimcourts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 07:53:20 PM  
Another data point in the link between FAS and inappropriate sexual behavior
 
2013-01-27 07:55:35 PM  

Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.


^THIS! Since when did Farkers become so selective that this lovely young chickadee wouldn't be ravished, perhaps multiple times, on this field of honor? Do we need to host an ugly girl party? Speaking for myself, I have something that would fit in those chipmunk cheeks quite nicely.

/will also lick sharp elbows.
 
2013-01-27 08:01:19 PM  
Ludicrously Hot!?

"Thath Ludicruth!"
 
2013-01-27 08:16:49 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-27 08:17:34 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.

[www.nationalconfidential.com image 350x448]

[crimcourts.files.wordpress.com image 306x459]


and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17
 
2013-01-27 08:43:20 PM  

F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17


I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
schoolworkhelper.net
 
2013-01-27 08:52:00 PM  
By the way she was in Kentucky not in Ohio so the age of consent in Ohio does not apply. News flash mistrial new date March 1 . She still dating the student so what is her reputation any way.
 
2013-01-27 08:58:01 PM  
Butterface
 
2013-01-27 09:02:03 PM  
She looks like the offspring of E.T. and Paris Hilton.

At least in the first pic.
 
2013-01-27 09:03:55 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.


I think you need to color-correct your images. There's no way that she...

oh.
 
2013-01-27 09:05:19 PM  
Subby: So, "ludicrously hot" is now a euphemism for "face like a box of hammers", right?
 
2013-01-27 09:06:20 PM  
The reason she's smoking is from the tanning bed being turned up to 11
 
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