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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 130
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2013-01-27 05:17:24 PM  
Sounds like the  Jill Kelley complaint.
 
2013-01-27 05:50:36 PM  
Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:05 PM  
Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:38 PM  
Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.
 
2013-01-27 06:08:19 PM  
She obviously didn't read the thread about the Papa John's guy....
 
2013-01-27 06:08:46 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".
 
2013-01-27 06:10:07 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


I like a more angular nordic face and I'd hate to touch her for fear of the fake suntan rubbing off, but she seems attractive enough for me. Sorry she's so far below your standards.
 
2013-01-27 06:11:26 PM  
She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.
 
2013-01-27 06:11:53 PM  
Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

/Obvious comment is obvious.
 
2013-01-27 06:12:21 PM  
Ludicrously rough.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:16 PM  
She's look pretty dang good in photo #2, but otherwise she's extremely "ok" looking.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:25 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.
 
kab
2013-01-27 06:13:55 PM  
Whether she's ludicrously hot or not, I'm more than ok with folks suing the bejeezus out of gossip sites, and hopefully winning astounding amounts of cash.
 
2013-01-27 06:15:10 PM  
This is ludicrously hot:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-27 06:15:24 PM  
Not ludicrously hot. But I guess that's the joke.

/would hit it
 
2013-01-27 06:15:25 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


does she have fake tits? if so she will never be hot.

i wouldn't let her get in bed, fake tits or not. who wants a STD?
 
2013-01-27 06:15:58 PM  
Cousin?

Khlamydia Kardashian
 
2013-01-27 06:16:38 PM  

Wolfman Johnny: You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".


Like this, for example
www.lionsdenu.com

/ Ludicrous
// Bunk
 
2013-01-27 06:16:39 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either


Bio: Getting softer as i get older.

I imagined you needed some special pills for all that action.
 
2013-01-27 06:16:55 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?
 
2013-01-27 06:16:57 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Certainly not plaid hot
 
2013-01-27 06:17:21 PM  

Vectron: She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.


thatsthejoke.jpg

/and to those of you saying OK face....i respectfully really farking disagree
 
2013-01-27 06:17:28 PM  
And by ludricrously hot, you mean "not bad for a 40 year old"
 
kab
2013-01-27 06:17:36 PM  

Delay: She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.


This is FARK. No matter which female the subject of a thread pertains to, everyone here has slept with, is sleeping with, or turns down blatant advances from far hotter.

/and it's completely true, cause this is the interweb.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:39 PM  

Delay: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.


I'll give you incredibly hot, but ludicrously hot is a step or two higher.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:40 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


She's Midwestern hot. Which, in my standards system, ranks way the fark higher than Eurotrash hot.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:59 PM  
From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.
 
2013-01-27 06:18:11 PM  
At my old high school..... nice...

files.shroomery.org
 
2013-01-27 06:18:24 PM  
Clicked on the link to see what a hot DCCL looked liked. Nice and one lucky teen.

i.huffpost.com

But then I noticed the line to the Naked Pooping Masturbator vs. World's Biggest Hips. If you're into the strange news, this will do it for you.
 
2013-01-27 06:18:34 PM  
Last line of the article:

Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters.

Hmm....
 
2013-01-27 06:19:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?



Gimme a "B"!
Gimme a sec, wait, let me look at my list here...
Gimme an "E"
...etc...
 
2013-01-27 06:19:55 PM  

Argyle82: From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.


shakes tiny fist
 
2013-01-27 06:20:50 PM  
6/10 on the cheerleader, 9/10 for subby.
 
2013-01-27 06:21:30 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

/Ludacrisly hot ... linked
 
2013-01-27 06:21:35 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


Wait, she's got a cheat sheet of the plays on her wrist?


/Pend and Pop on two, hut.
 
2013-01-27 06:24:55 PM  
Ludicrously hot? Let's guffaw over our various interpretations!
 
2013-01-27 06:26:03 PM  

UltimaCS: XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

Bio: Getting softer as i get older.

I imagined you needed some special pills for all that action.


Perhaps i should have qualified my statement with 'when i was a younger man'?

/These days? Busy with the one i love. No pills needed. She does it for me.
 
2013-01-27 06:27:49 PM  
The downfall of this girl is her face. The weird eyes and puffy cheeks; you guys are into this? Don't get me wrong, her body is solid, but her face is very "meh".
She's basically the prototypical bag lay.
 
2013-01-27 06:28:06 PM  
she looks like a young Jemma Teller, which works for me.
But I can't say she is "Ludicrously hot"
 
2013-01-27 06:29:14 PM  

kab: Whether she's ludicrously hot or not, I'm more than ok with folks suing the bejeezus out of gossip sites, and hopefully winning astounding amounts of cash.


My vote's not.
 
2013-01-27 06:30:26 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


There may be a teacher/student part with law.

"2907.03 Sexual battery.
(A) No person shall engage in sexual conduct with another, not the spouse of the offender, when any of the following apply:
...
(7) The offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in a school for which the state board of education prescribes minimum standards pursuant to division (D) of section 3301.07 of the Revised Code, the other person is enrolled in or attends that school, and the offender is not enrolled in and does not attend that school.

(8) The other person is a minor, the offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in an institution of higher education, and the other person is enrolled in or attends that institution."
 
2013-01-27 06:31:24 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:



This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot


That makes her look worse. WTF is up with her neck?
 
2013-01-27 06:32:03 PM  
Hmm...would she give me a boner? There should be a scale for the angle of the dangle based off the heat of the meat to calculate the correct hotness category, but I doubt "ludicrous" would be very safe, or healthy for your penis. Butterface, is where I'd place her based off my own response.
 
2013-01-27 06:32:47 PM  
At the time, Jones was employed as a cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals and as a teacher at Dixie Heights High School in Edgewood, Ky.

Heh heh... dicks see heights.
 
2013-01-27 06:33:59 PM  

sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.


Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.
 
2013-01-27 06:34:11 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Her hair and skin already match the team colors, that's a bonus.
 
2013-01-27 06:34:43 PM  
There once was a cheerleader Jones
Who played with a students cajones
Then sued gossip site
For getting it right
While from all the farkers came groans

/Prepare for ludicrous speed!
 
2013-01-27 06:36:24 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


She was charged as she was in a position of authority. In Ohio, teachers are not allowed to have sex with students, no matter the student's age.
 
2013-01-27 06:37:32 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.

Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.


Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"
 
2013-01-27 06:39:30 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


I have had sex with significantly worse than either of those two...are you thinking of farking them or framing them? There is three standards:

not Farkable

one night stand farkable

farkable many times over

That's it.

You guys really break it down too much.
 
2013-01-27 06:39:38 PM  

sirbissel: Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"


Yeah, a chick needs to bribe teenage boys into farking them.
 
2013-01-27 06:42:08 PM  

sirbissel: Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.

There may be a teacher/student part with law.

"2907.03 Sexual battery.
(A) No person shall engage in sexual conduct with another, not the spouse of the offender, when any of the following apply:
...
(7) The offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in a school for which the state board of education prescribes minimum standards pursuant to division (D) of section 3301.07 of the Revised Code, the other person is enrolled in or attends that school, and the offender is not enrolled in and does not attend that school.

(8) The other person is a minor, the offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in an institution of higher education, and the other person is enrolled in or attends that institution."


Thanks for all of that info but this whole thing took place in Kentucky not Ohio.
 
2013-01-27 06:43:34 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

I like a more angular nordic face and I'd hate to touch her for fear of the fake suntan rubbing off, but she seems attractive enough for me. Sorry she's so far below your standards.


Plastic-looking and overtanned never was the look for me. Girl next door, or a more Germanic build is what I love. Even to a normal guy who dated normal looking girls, this one is a butterface.
 
2013-01-27 06:44:05 PM  
I just think she looks like one of those chronically irritated people that is always offended by something. I envy the body though, she must work at keeping it that way.
 
2013-01-27 06:44:32 PM  
There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.
 
ecl
2013-01-27 06:46:16 PM  

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation as a disgusting whore.


FTFY
 
2013-01-27 06:46:38 PM  

Alphakronik: Germanic build is what I love


EastGermanOlympicShotPut.jpg
 
2013-01-27 06:47:23 PM  

Brick-House: Clicked on the link to see what a hot DCCL looked liked. Nice and one lucky teen.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

But then I noticed the line to the Naked Pooping Masturbator vs. World's Biggest Hips. If you're into the strange news, this will do it for you.


From that article:

All you have in this world is your reputation.

That's good news if you're Lance Armstrong in 2005, bad news if your Lance Armstrong in 2013, and even worse news if your Gregory Mattew Bruni


The entire field of journalism has fired proofreaders, hasn't it?
 
2013-01-27 06:48:45 PM  
What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
media.celebrity-pictures.ca
 
2013-01-27 06:48:52 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


She looks like Celine Dion's nicer-assed sister, which is at best a glass half-empty situation.
 
2013-01-27 06:49:57 PM  
To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.
 
2013-01-27 06:51:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.

Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.


Yeah, because she doesn't deserve the punishment she knew she'd face if she got caught. Why should she be responsible for her actions?

Now, tell me about the unfair punishment you received for getting caught, and how you weren't responsible...
 
2013-01-27 06:57:02 PM  

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]


Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

www.myfavoritecheerleader.com
 
2013-01-27 06:58:22 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?

American 'ludicrously hot'.

 
2013-01-27 06:58:41 PM  

OscarTamerz: There's a term for someone of her caliber, it's called being libel proof. If you banged your student and now your defense attorney then there's nothing that can be said that will tarnish your reputation.


Banging one person and hypothetically banging other is enough to be called a whore?
 
2013-01-27 07:01:16 PM  

DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:


lh4.googleusercontent.com
/ Oh my, what is the next notch above ludicrous?
 
2013-01-27 07:01:37 PM  
Is it just me or is her head oddly small?
 
2013-01-27 07:02:22 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]


They go to plaid!
plaidurday.com
 
2013-01-27 07:03:34 PM  
from the boobs up it looks like a turkey wattle attached to a baseball glove, all covered in tobacco stains

/would still probably hit it
//what's with all the 20-somethings with sinewy necks?
 
2013-01-27 07:04:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


I sort of think it's ridiculous a 17 year old boy farking a chick like this is a crime anyway.

/but for a man to do it to a 17 year old girl? Death
//sort of serious
 
2013-01-27 07:05:09 PM  
This biatch is a freaking psycho. I saw an interview with her ex-husband somewhere, and he was like, Whaaaa happened??

Those allegations destroyed Jones' marriage with her high-school sweetheart, Nathan Wilburn. The two filed for an annulment early in 2012 after being married for only six weeks.

When she was in court at one time or another, her boyfriend showed up (while her husband was in the room) and she and the boyfriend left the court together.
 
2013-01-27 07:13:07 PM  

Rozinante: Delay: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.

I'll give you incredibly hot, but ludicrously hot is a step or two higher.


He went plaid
 
2013-01-27 07:18:58 PM  
Dang it, I arrived to late for a plaid joke.
 
2013-01-27 07:19:49 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Dang it, I arrived too late for a plaid joke.


FTFM. Fark.
 
2013-01-27 07:24:23 PM  
With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.
 
2013-01-27 07:25:42 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.

 
2013-01-27 07:26:45 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]


Speaking of which, seems Clooney should be getting tired of hitting that by now.
 
2013-01-27 07:27:33 PM  

LonMead: They go to plaid!
[plaidurday.com image 301x151]


socialnewswatch.com
 
2013-01-27 07:29:34 PM  
www.trbimg.com
 
2013-01-27 07:29:49 PM  

Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.


Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.
 
2013-01-27 07:30:16 PM  
FTA
Jones has said repeatedly that she has only had sex with two people, her former husband and the teenager.

Am I the only one that caught this?

They need to dismiss this case and send her lying ass home. You know it is bad when her own mother says that she is a liar. And how can she sue the website for this? They didn't write the comments about her or post them. If she wins this, it will open up every website that has a comments section to being sued.
 
2013-01-27 07:39:37 PM  

eas81: DoctorOfLove: What a ludicrously hot NFL cheerleader might look like:
[media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x1275]

Subs let me show what Ludicrously hot cheerleader looks like:

[www.myfavoritecheerleader.com image 814x1200]



I disagree.

Stacy is a farking Goddess.

/"hot" is simply too weak of an adjective.
 
2013-01-27 07:42:49 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

/Obvious comment is obvious.


CSB

Little over an hour ago my girl broke up with me via txt using the phrase 'all that'. I have never heard her say that or anything remotely like it. It took everything to not just derail in the middle of this intense moment and tell her she didn't have to make it worse by saying that. Levity is the word of the day.

/CSB
 
2013-01-27 07:46:19 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


Done in 2
 
2013-01-27 07:47:11 PM  

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


While this one certainly makes the scale (will probably need to figure her spot on the Hot/Crazy chart to be sure), my standard for pro football cheerleader hotness is Tampa Bay.
i.cdn.turner.comwww.sportspotter.com
www.exposay.comwww.buccaneers.com

Just a preference...
 
2013-01-27 07:48:42 PM  

contrapunctus: With a few exceptions, Fark appears to be a hangout for server room neckbeards and various tech related nerds.

Not disparaging this, mind you, but odds are that most of the studmen in this thread would be lucky to get rejected by a chick like this.


She is exactly the kind of girl i am repulsed by. Marginal beauty failing to live up to an ideal. Give me a short, fat chick who is gorgeous without makeup. Or whatever really. I just got dumped! HA!
 
2013-01-27 07:49:05 PM  
Ludicrous!?
i.ytimg.com
This meme has gone PLAID!
/The more the merrier!
 
2013-01-27 07:51:43 PM  
You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.

www.nationalconfidential.com

crimcourts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 07:53:20 PM  
Another data point in the link between FAS and inappropriate sexual behavior
 
2013-01-27 07:55:35 PM  

Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.


^THIS! Since when did Farkers become so selective that this lovely young chickadee wouldn't be ravished, perhaps multiple times, on this field of honor? Do we need to host an ugly girl party? Speaking for myself, I have something that would fit in those chipmunk cheeks quite nicely.

/will also lick sharp elbows.
 
2013-01-27 08:01:19 PM  
Ludicrously Hot!?

"Thath Ludicruth!"
 
2013-01-27 08:16:49 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-27 08:17:34 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.

[www.nationalconfidential.com image 350x448]

[crimcourts.files.wordpress.com image 306x459]


and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17
 
2013-01-27 08:43:20 PM  

F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17


I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
schoolworkhelper.net
 
2013-01-27 08:52:00 PM  
By the way she was in Kentucky not in Ohio so the age of consent in Ohio does not apply. News flash mistrial new date March 1 . She still dating the student so what is her reputation any way.
 
2013-01-27 08:58:01 PM  
Butterface
 
2013-01-27 09:02:03 PM  
She looks like the offspring of E.T. and Paris Hilton.

At least in the first pic.
 
2013-01-27 09:03:55 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.


I think you need to color-correct your images. There's no way that she...

oh.
 
2013-01-27 09:05:19 PM  
Subby: So, "ludicrously hot" is now a euphemism for "face like a box of hammers", right?
 
2013-01-27 09:06:20 PM  
The reason she's smoking is from the tanning bed being turned up to 11
 
2013-01-27 09:18:36 PM  
Sixteen year old me?

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com

Maybe only 5 minutes at a time, but at least 5 times in a row. Probably until the chafing got bad.
 
2013-01-27 09:20:40 PM  
She's a painted-up two bit whore who does have an OK body but the spackle brush make-up look is nasty. And if you REALLY want to have some fun, do a bit of Googling on her alleged attorney, Eric Deters. Looking him up on YouTube is even more fun. Suspension from the bar is just the beginning of his "ludicrously hot" legal career. He is exactly why lawyers have the bad reputation they have. Arrogant and egotistical doesn't even BEGIN to describe this guy. He's trying to make up for his lack of height by being a total douchenozzle. That's a great plan.
 
2013-01-27 09:33:50 PM  

Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?


www.fic.nih.gov
 
2013-01-27 09:41:25 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Sixteen year old me?



Maybe only 5 minutes at a time, but at least 5 times in a row. Probably until the chafing got bad.


Chafing? I'd not want to stop until it fell off, I had to tape it back on, and then was worn down to nothing.

A teen male couldn't turn down even the lowest ranking NFL cheerleader. And please imagine if she put on a tight hot librarian outfit...

Hmm, I need a bunk to go be in.
 
2013-01-27 09:49:21 PM  

SkittleBrau: She's a painted-up two bit whore who does have an OK body but the spackle brush make-up look is nasty. And if you REALLY want to have some fun, do a bit of Googling on her alleged attorney, Eric Deters. Looking him up on YouTube is even more fun. Suspension from the bar is just the beginning of his "ludicrously hot" legal career. He is exactly why lawyers have the bad reputation they have. Arrogant and egotistical doesn't even BEGIN to describe this guy. He's trying to make up for his lack of height by being a total douchenozzle. That's a great plan.


Well he does have her working as an 'assistant' for him now.
 
2013-01-27 10:30:24 PM  
Nice body, but not a face I find desirable. She is unworthy of my fap-drive.
 
2013-01-27 10:42:44 PM  
Came for the Spaceballs references...went away pleased.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:17 AM  
While Jones claims that the 2009 posts were what ruined her good name, it wasn't until November 2011 that she resigned from her teaching position amid allegations she was involved with York, who was 17 at the time.

Those allegations destroyed Jones' marriage with her high-school sweetheart, Nathan Wilburn. The two filed for an annulment early in 2012 after being married for only six weeks.


So she was farkin' the seventeen year old while being married for less that two months!?  Am I reading this right?
 
2013-01-28 01:32:43 AM  
Breaking news: Hotness is a subjective term not an objective one, and thus some people may not find an object of desire as hot as others claim.
 
2013-01-28 04:45:18 AM  

Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?


Perfect for a cheerleader, what with the axis of rotation issues.
 
2013-01-28 04:48:53 AM  

DoctorCal: Mock26: Is it just me or is her head oddly small?

[www.fic.nih.gov image 250x191]


I can't wait for Beck's next sheet music.
 
2013-01-28 07:22:37 AM  
i156.photobucket.com
Not a reall cheerleader but smoking hot and I like seeing her dressed up like this
 
2013-01-28 08:24:32 AM  
Hot? Meh? Whatever. She banged a student, now she's banging her atty. I'm willing to bet more than even money that that woman is a spectacular piece of ass.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:55 AM  

jaytkay: / Oh my, what is the next notch above ludicrous?


I guess that notch would be her belly button?
 
2013-01-28 11:33:48 AM  
Who cares, bottom line does she suck a good d*ck, yes or no?

Andrew "Dice" Clay
 
2013-01-28 11:53:33 AM  
She gots a bad case of teh Pinhead.
 
2013-01-28 12:33:16 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


Please, are you blind???
 
2013-01-28 01:16:31 PM  

contrapunctus: Thisbymaster: To many studmen in this thread, I think you need to check yourself for teh gay.

Note all the Spaceballs references thus far.

Clearly a thread full of GQ models and billionaire investment bankers.


I know 3 millionaires on a personal level, they all have a copy of that movie, no joke
 
2013-01-28 03:12:57 PM  
I've never had a woman anywhere near as hot as her, nor will I ever (even if I suddenly became single).  And yet I look at those pictures and feel nothing, no desire at all.
 
2013-01-28 03:45:13 PM  
Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.
 
2013-01-28 03:49:10 PM  

mbillips: Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.


Oh, there's plenty of us. I went with "face like a box of hammers", because butterface just didn't capture the sheer horror of it.
 
2013-01-28 04:00:35 PM  

gweilo8888: mbillips: Ctl F "butterface." Three matches. So it's not just me.

Oh, there's plenty of us. I went with "face like a box of hammers", because butterface just didn't capture the sheer horror of it.


She's better looking than 90% of the women I've farked...and 100% of the women you've farked.
 
2013-01-28 04:13:29 PM  

Madbassist1: Hot? Meh? Whatever. She banged a student, now she's banging her atty. I'm willing to bet more than even money that that woman is a spectacular piece of ass.


Stop that. She says she only has had sex with two people in her life, her ex husband, and the kid she banged.
 
2013-01-28 04:36:36 PM  

Madbassist1: She's better looking than 90% of the women I've farked...and 100% of the women you've farked.


Did I say I wouldn't? No. But no, she's not better than 100%, as it happens.
 
2013-01-28 04:45:54 PM  

Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

www.artandcointv.com
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
schoolworkhelper.net


Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.
 
2013-01-28 07:07:21 PM  

gerrymander: Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.


[stoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpg]
 
2013-01-28 08:21:40 PM  

gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.


Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius
 
2013-01-28 08:25:59 PM  
She's ugly.

Her body's okay. She's fit, anyway. But her face is nasty. Her eyes show me a portal to a tacky, unpleasant, vacant room. Her lips look like a pair of malnourished earthworms stretched over a white picket fence with too many slats. Her nose is flared in a perpetual sneer-position, as if she's offended by the smell of her own philtrum. Her eyes are perpetually smeared and coated with what looks like the hodgepodge of dirt and urban gunk left over after the slush from city streets melts in the spring thaw. She has a beak that looks as if it was made to peck her way out of an egg.

But if that works for you, then go for it. Her standards are apparently pretty low.

/Disclaimer: I'm madly in love, so pretty much every other woman looks bland to me, now.
//Truth: She's still an ugly, by-the-numbers cheer-slattern, and that has never been my type.
 
2013-01-28 08:43:00 PM  

Fano: gerrymander: Marcintosh: F22raptom: BroncoFan_17: You guys crack me up. This chick is definitely, smokin' hot. Are there hotter chicks? yes. She's still pretty damned bangin', though.
and a 17 year old tapped that, lets see the pics of the girls you guys tapped when you were 17

I have a portrait or two but there wasn't photography back then.

[www.artandcointv.com image 650x360]
sorta meh,
but I really miss this one-sorta hawt
[schoolworkhelper.net image 450x548]

Wow. Just wow. Who told these artists they understand anything about portraits? The first one has NO FACE, like she's not even HUMAN. And the torsos in the second are ridiculously twisted and proportioned! Spines that can torque 180 degrees so you can see her tits and ass at the same time -- sexist much?

Someone should submit this crappy so-called 'art' to Escher Girls, so the artists can be appropriately ridiculed. I hope they never make new paintings again.

Rob Liefeld is a misunderstood genius


I'm pretty sure he's understood by Todd McFarlane. I picture them getting married and spending the rest of their lives complementing each other's artwork and fine taste in baseball caps and stonewashed jeans.
 
2013-01-28 08:46:13 PM  
Nice.

I have a lot of friends that went to Dixie HS, not surprised at all. Keep it classy Dixie!!

As for the Luckiest Boy in the World Medal recipient: Nice
 
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