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(Huffington Post)   Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 130
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2013-01-27 05:17:24 PM  
Sounds like the  Jill Kelley complaint.
 
2013-01-27 05:50:36 PM  
Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:05 PM  
Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:38 PM  
Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.
 
2013-01-27 06:08:19 PM  
She obviously didn't read the thread about the Papa John's guy....
 
2013-01-27 06:08:46 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".
 
2013-01-27 06:10:07 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


I like a more angular nordic face and I'd hate to touch her for fear of the fake suntan rubbing off, but she seems attractive enough for me. Sorry she's so far below your standards.
 
2013-01-27 06:11:26 PM  
She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.
 
2013-01-27 06:11:53 PM  
Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

/Obvious comment is obvious.
 
2013-01-27 06:12:21 PM  
Ludicrously rough.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:16 PM  
She's look pretty dang good in photo #2, but otherwise she's extremely "ok" looking.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:25 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.
 
kab
2013-01-27 06:13:55 PM  
Whether she's ludicrously hot or not, I'm more than ok with folks suing the bejeezus out of gossip sites, and hopefully winning astounding amounts of cash.
 
2013-01-27 06:15:10 PM  
This is ludicrously hot:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-27 06:15:24 PM  
Not ludicrously hot. But I guess that's the joke.

/would hit it
 
2013-01-27 06:15:25 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


does she have fake tits? if so she will never be hot.

i wouldn't let her get in bed, fake tits or not. who wants a STD?
 
2013-01-27 06:15:58 PM  
Cousin?

Khlamydia Kardashian
 
2013-01-27 06:16:38 PM  

Wolfman Johnny: You have to be looking down at an NFL cheerleader from a 36 or 45 degree angle for them to actually appear "hot".


Like this, for example
www.lionsdenu.com

/ Ludicrous
// Bunk
 
2013-01-27 06:16:39 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either


Bio: Getting softer as i get older.

I imagined you needed some special pills for all that action.
 
2013-01-27 06:16:55 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?
 
2013-01-27 06:16:57 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Certainly not plaid hot
 
2013-01-27 06:17:21 PM  

Vectron: She's not very pretty for a cheerleader.


thatsthejoke.jpg

/and to those of you saying OK face....i respectfully really farking disagree
 
2013-01-27 06:17:28 PM  
And by ludricrously hot, you mean "not bad for a 40 year old"
 
kab
2013-01-27 06:17:36 PM  

Delay: She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.


This is FARK. No matter which female the subject of a thread pertains to, everyone here has slept with, is sleeping with, or turns down blatant advances from far hotter.

/and it's completely true, cause this is the interweb.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:39 PM  

Delay: Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.

She's incredibly hot. You might want to have your own glasses checked.


I'll give you incredibly hot, but ludicrously hot is a step or two higher.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:40 PM  

whistleridge: Not to Studman the thread, but...

I think you're confusing 'in shape' with 'hot'. She has chipmunk cheeks and wtf is up with the droopy eyelids?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but dammit  subby,when I see 'hot' in a headline, I expect either mindblowingly ugly or actually hot. I call shenanigans on your blatant misuse of the term.


She's Midwestern hot. Which, in my standards system, ranks way the fark higher than Eurotrash hot.
 
2013-01-27 06:17:59 PM  
From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.
 
2013-01-27 06:18:11 PM  
At my old high school..... nice...

files.shroomery.org
 
2013-01-27 06:18:24 PM  
Clicked on the link to see what a hot DCCL looked liked. Nice and one lucky teen.

i.huffpost.com

But then I noticed the line to the Naked Pooping Masturbator vs. World's Biggest Hips. If you're into the strange news, this will do it for you.
 
2013-01-27 06:18:34 PM  
Last line of the article:

Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters.

Hmm....
 
2013-01-27 06:19:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: And what's with the forearm band?
Do cheerleaders call audibles?



Gimme a "B"!
Gimme a sec, wait, let me look at my list here...
Gimme an "E"
...etc...
 
2013-01-27 06:19:55 PM  

Argyle82: From TFA

"Jones has since left her position as captain of the Bengals cheerleaders, and as of October, was working as a legal assistant in the office of her defense attorney, Eric Deters."

Well, isn't that a convenient job.


shakes tiny fist
 
2013-01-27 06:20:50 PM  
6/10 on the cheerleader, 9/10 for subby.
 
2013-01-27 06:21:30 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

/Ludacrisly hot ... linked
 
2013-01-27 06:21:35 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


Wait, she's got a cheat sheet of the plays on her wrist?


/Pend and Pop on two, hut.
 
2013-01-27 06:24:55 PM  
Ludicrously hot? Let's guffaw over our various interpretations!
 
2013-01-27 06:26:03 PM  

UltimaCS: XplodedSynapses: Even i have had better looking women than Sarah jones. And i ain't all that, either

Bio: Getting softer as i get older.

I imagined you needed some special pills for all that action.


Perhaps i should have qualified my statement with 'when i was a younger man'?

/These days? Busy with the one i love. No pills needed. She does it for me.
 
2013-01-27 06:27:49 PM  
The downfall of this girl is her face. The weird eyes and puffy cheeks; you guys are into this? Don't get me wrong, her body is solid, but her face is very "meh".
She's basically the prototypical bag lay.
 
2013-01-27 06:28:06 PM  
she looks like a young Jemma Teller, which works for me.
But I can't say she is "Ludicrously hot"
 
2013-01-27 06:29:14 PM  

kab: Whether she's ludicrously hot or not, I'm more than ok with folks suing the bejeezus out of gossip sites, and hopefully winning astounding amounts of cash.


My vote's not.
 
2013-01-27 06:30:26 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


There may be a teacher/student part with law.

"2907.03 Sexual battery.
(A) No person shall engage in sexual conduct with another, not the spouse of the offender, when any of the following apply:
...
(7) The offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in a school for which the state board of education prescribes minimum standards pursuant to division (D) of section 3301.07 of the Revised Code, the other person is enrolled in or attends that school, and the offender is not enrolled in and does not attend that school.

(8) The other person is a minor, the offender is a teacher, administrator, coach, or other person in authority employed by or serving in an institution of higher education, and the other person is enrolled in or attends that institution."
 
2013-01-27 06:31:24 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:



This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot


That makes her look worse. WTF is up with her neck?
 
2013-01-27 06:32:03 PM  
Hmm...would she give me a boner? There should be a scale for the angle of the dangle based off the heat of the meat to calculate the correct hotness category, but I doubt "ludicrous" would be very safe, or healthy for your penis. Butterface, is where I'd place her based off my own response.
 
2013-01-27 06:32:47 PM  
At the time, Jones was employed as a cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals and as a teacher at Dixie Heights High School in Edgewood, Ky.

Heh heh... dicks see heights.
 
2013-01-27 06:33:59 PM  

sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.


Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.
 
2013-01-27 06:34:11 PM  

Alphakronik: Ludicrously hot?


I think sub might need to get his eyes checked on this one.


Her hair and skin already match the team colors, that's a bonus.
 
2013-01-27 06:34:43 PM  
There once was a cheerleader Jones
Who played with a students cajones
Then sued gossip site
For getting it right
While from all the farkers came groans

/Prepare for ludicrous speed!
 
2013-01-27 06:36:24 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Age of consent in Ohio is 16, it's ridiculous that she was charged with a crime.


She was charged as she was in a position of authority. In Ohio, teachers are not allowed to have sex with students, no matter the student's age.
 
2013-01-27 06:37:32 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: sirbissel: There may be a teacher/student part with law.

Don't care, it's farking ridiculous to charge people with a crime that the general population wouldn't be.  Take her teaching license away and be done with it.


Well, really, it's at least partially to avoid the coercion of "Oh, you want to raise your grade, you say?"
 
2013-01-27 06:39:30 PM  

Banned on the Run: This is ludicrously hot:

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

This is OK face and tight body, so attractive/bordering on hot

[i.huffpost.com image 750x1000]


I have had sex with significantly worse than either of those two...are you thinking of farking them or framing them? There is three standards:

not Farkable

one night stand farkable

farkable many times over

That's it.

You guys really break it down too much.
 
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