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(NYPost)   Pyrotechnics fire in nightclub kills at least 200 Brazilian people in Santa Maria   (nypost.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-27 08:18:40 AM  
8 votes:
In a strange way it actually pays to be a hipster.

If your favorite band is a one-armed Mongolian who atonally throws discarded batteries against overstretched rubber cargo tie-downs while reciting "Mr. Belvedere" scripts with the punctuation removed and he only plays "pop-up" gigs in the kitchens of abandoned Arthur Treacher's franchises, you can be fairly sure your life will be panicked-trampling resistant.
2013-01-27 08:13:05 AM  
6 votes:

TheEdibleSnuggie: The Nina and the Pina wanted for questioning?


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2013-01-27 12:06:41 PM  
4 votes:
www.seratereggiane.it
2013-01-27 07:52:10 AM  
3 votes:
So is anyone left alive to read this? Am I the last person left alive?
2013-01-27 11:00:12 AM  
2 votes:
The building manager saw the blaze start in the rafters, but was unable to warn the club goers effectively. He was pointing and shouting "The Roof! The Roof, The Roof is on FIRE!", but people just kept dancing...
2013-01-27 10:53:47 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: In a strange way it actually pays to be a hipster.

If your favorite band is a one-armed Mongolian who atonally throws discarded batteries against overstretched rubber cargo tie-downs while reciting "Mr. Belvedere" scripts with the punctuation removed and he only plays "pop-up" gigs in the kitchens of abandoned Arthur Treacher's franchises, you can be fairly sure your life will be panicked-trampling resistant.


Dude, I was into Nine-Volt Khan BEFORE he was cool.
2013-01-27 08:05:37 AM  
2 votes:
Ezekiel Corte Real, 23, was quoted by the paper as saying that he helped people to escape. "I just got out because I'm very strong," he said.

I have no doubt that this guy has uttered the phrase "Come at me Bro!!" at some point.
2013-01-27 07:58:38 AM  
2 votes:
I'm surprised none of the "hot young Brazilian clubgoer" headlines made it.
2013-01-27 07:53:45 AM  
2 votes:
My God. . .how many people are in a Brazillian?

/I keed, I keed.
2013-01-27 02:40:20 PM  
1 votes:

Kyosuke: tonguedepressor: Mrtraveler01: Wow, and I thought the one in RI was bad.

I can't believe it's been 10 years since that happened.

Yes it has been and I'll tell ya, more than a few eyebrows were raised when they built this on the site.

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O. M. G.


Tell me about it. Although the people who were most upset were the owners of this franchise that missed out on opening their restaurant there by ONE vote. They were pissed!

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2013-01-27 02:12:39 PM  
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Wow, and I thought the one in RI was bad.

I can't believe it's been 10 years since that happened.


Yes it has been and I'll tell ya, more than a few eyebrows were raised when they built this on the site.

www.findthatlogo.com
2013-01-27 12:47:50 PM  
1 votes:

monty666: God, you liters are idiots.


We're all just back from the annual village idiot convention.
2013-01-27 12:20:06 PM  
1 votes:
Okay, who the f**k let Great White go to Brazil?!
2013-01-27 12:11:34 PM  
1 votes:

El Brujo: cretinbob: Slartibeerfest: After the RI disaster the fire safety codes changed dramatically, I foresee a similar update in Brazil's future.

You sir, are an optimist. Brazil is a shiathole among shiatholes.


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Brazil is right there with Iraq on my list of places to visit.

/Brazilian people are human cockroaches, from everything I read about the place.


Really attractive cockroaches, I should add.
2013-01-27 11:04:48 AM  
1 votes:

LoneVVolf: The building manager saw the blaze start in the rafters, but was unable to warn the club goers effectively. He was pointing and shouting "The Roof! The Roof, The Roof is on FIRE!", but people just kept dancing... the crowd replied "We don't need no water let the Mother Farker Burn."

2013-01-27 10:35:41 AM  
1 votes:

Riotboy: trappedspirit: Pack of primates + alcohol + panic = Darwin awards

Primates? Nothing like a racist orderist Farker.


FTFY
2013-01-27 10:02:07 AM  
1 votes:
God, you liters are idiots.
2013-01-27 09:25:28 AM  
1 votes:
Fastest Hunger Games ever.

/We're not sure who won, but it was probably District 12!
2013-01-27 09:00:27 AM  
1 votes:
Time for a ban on high capacity night clubs.
2013-01-27 08:20:42 AM  
1 votes:
I didn't practice for Santa Maria,
For the pyrotechnic ball,
We set the club on fire and we,
We killed them all....
2013-01-27 08:10:59 AM  
1 votes:

Turfshoe: Ezekiel Corte Real, 23, was quoted by the paper as saying that he helped people to escape. "I just got out because I'm very strong," he said.


Translation: "I pushed down a bunch of girls and climbed over them so I could get out."
2013-01-27 08:09:15 AM  
1 votes:
The Nina and the Pina wanted for questioning?
2013-01-27 08:09:08 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: This is scary. Always scope the out exits. I try not to be too far from them in a crowded building.


What's an out exit? Does it differ from an in exit?
2013-01-27 08:08:35 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: This is scary. Always scope the out exits. I try not to be too far from them in a crowded building.


I try not to go see shiatty bands in tiny firetraps.
2013-01-27 08:06:45 AM  
1 votes:
Relieved his record has been finally broken.

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2013-01-27 08:00:38 AM  
1 votes:

stratagos: I'm surprised none of the "hot young Brazilian clubgoer" headlines made it.


Oh my, that's just awful...and that made me chuckle too.

You sick farks have corrupted me!
2013-01-27 07:59:52 AM  
1 votes:
Derwood: Blow up a night club with pyrotechnics once, shame on me.

Blow up a night club with pyrotechnics again, once bitten twice shy You won't get fooled again.

/I'm not very good at this

FTFY

/It's a saying down in Texas...maybe in Tennessee...but definitely Texas
2013-01-27 07:59:39 AM  
1 votes:
"I just got out because I'm very strong, they died because they were weak." he said.
2013-01-27 07:57:18 AM  
1 votes:
Blow up a night club with pyrotechnics once, shame on me.

Blow up a night club with pyrotechnics again, once bitten twice shy

/I'm not very good at this
2013-01-27 07:55:41 AM  
1 votes:
Great White brought in for questioning.
2013-01-27 07:52:30 AM  
1 votes:
That's a lot of people!

No really, it is. :-(
 
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