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(NJ.com)   Supermarket worker fired after catching deli clerk eating her manager's salami   (nj.com) divider line 18
    More: Strange, South Jersey, Acme, SUPERVALU Inc., discrimination law  
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2013-01-27 11:32:23 AM
7 votes:
Whistleblower blows whistle on meat whistle blower?
2013-01-27 11:34:00 AM
4 votes:
My Buddy got fired for putting his pecker in the Pickle Slicer at the Deli.


/they fired her too
2013-01-27 11:32:14 AM
3 votes:
i930.photobucket.com
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-27 08:35:06 AM
3 votes:
Clark, of Elmer, is suing Acme Markets Inc.

The possibilities with just that part alone are endless .
2013-01-27 12:20:28 PM
2 votes:
sites.psu.edu
2013-01-27 11:54:10 AM
2 votes:

Milo Minderbinder: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would she have preferred it if he'd stuck it in the pickle slicer?

That's horrible! What happened to the pickle slicer?


She got fired too

/ba dum tish
2013-01-27 11:44:08 AM
2 votes:
If I've learned anything from watching porn, it's that if you walk in on something like this, you should join in and have some fun.
2013-01-27 10:23:20 AM
2 votes:
Would she have preferred it if he'd stuck it in the pickle slicer?
2013-01-27 09:19:54 AM
2 votes:

Pud: Clark, of Elmer, is suing Acme Markets Inc.

The possibilities with just that part alone are endless .


The Roadrunner hired Elmer Fudd to put Acme out of business because he's sick of the Coyote buying all his shiat there?
2013-01-27 01:25:11 PM
1 votes:
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I got to plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon. . . you know, because I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell ya people do that all the time!
2013-01-27 12:46:36 PM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: Well, no wonder. I hear Acme management sucks.


I heard it was the employee that sucked.
2013-01-27 12:42:42 PM
1 votes:

Misch: Supervalu is in the process of selling off the Acme chain.


Well, no wonder. I hear Acme management sucks.
2013-01-27 12:29:19 PM
1 votes:
fistfuloftalent.com
2013-01-27 12:27:35 PM
1 votes:
Had a waitress at a Big Boy restaurant I managed some years back. Her nickname was Hoover. One day, she and a male server disappeared during a busy time. I went looking for them. All I will say is I discovered the reason for the nickname.
2013-01-27 12:01:34 PM
1 votes:
Presumably this company has a policy against managers getting BJs from the help, so I imagine the manager in question is... screwed. *YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
2013-01-27 11:52:54 AM
1 votes:

Whatthefark: If I've learned anything from watching porn, it's that if you walk in on something like this, you should join in and have some fun.


Either that or hide behind the corner and masturbate.
2013-01-27 11:32:19 AM
1 votes:
FTA Clark and Simpson entered the electrical room and found a female deli clerk performing a sexual act on Mason.

The show must go on!
2013-01-27 09:50:41 AM
1 votes:
Ted wanted for questioning.
 
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