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2013-01-27 12:04:06 AM  
Oh good, now I have an excuse to bite people.
 
2013-01-27 12:04:06 AM  
You mean a half empty moon.
 
2013-01-27 12:06:01 AM  
"Full beaver moon"

I... I got nothing to add to that.
 
2013-01-27 12:06:15 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

For the occasion.
 
2013-01-27 12:06:30 AM  
oh crap, I forgot!

/throws on wolf howling at moon t-shirt (but otherwise naked from waist down) and runs outside to start screaming at celestial objects
 
2013-01-27 12:06:50 AM  
www.decalgirl.com
 
2013-01-27 12:08:12 AM  

ArtosRC: [upload.wikimedia.org image 500x448]

For the occasion.


Goddamnit, beat me to it...
 
2013-01-27 12:10:03 AM  
 
2013-01-27 12:10:26 AM  
TV On the Radio
 
2013-01-27 12:13:33 AM  
Still a wolf pack on one.
 
2013-01-27 12:13:53 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-27 12:14:09 AM  
www.rowsdowr.com
i372.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 12:14:28 AM  
Just got back online. Wife was howlin'. Does that count?
 
2013-01-27 12:15:40 AM  
[kitten howls at the beclouded Moon forcefully enough to blow the clouds off above the entire area of Edwards AFB]

[somewhere on the lunar surface, the astral form of Pete Conrad pauses to laugh at the silly cat's hollering]
 
2013-01-27 12:19:22 AM  

LordOfThePings: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 680x541]


Damn you. I was trying to find a link to a Three Dwight Moon image as well that Fark would accept but I gave up.
 
2013-01-27 12:20:34 AM  
Full moon names date back to Native American tribes of a few hundred years ago who lived in what is now the northern and eastern United States.

While not a historian, fairly sure there are older moonage names.
 
2013-01-27 12:22:13 AM  
No, really, my neighbors might just call teh fuzz on me for OMG CRAZY PERSON so if I howl in the very very general direction of a pic of Neil Armstrong, will that count?
 
2013-01-27 12:24:18 AM  
Is diggin it...

starcasm.net
 
2013-01-27 12:25:49 AM  
www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk
 
2013-01-27 12:26:55 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-01-27 12:28:23 AM  
I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).
 
2013-01-27 12:29:19 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-27 12:29:52 AM  
cdn1.hark.com

Bark like a dog.
 
2013-01-27 12:29:53 AM  
March 27, 5:27 a.m. EDT -Full Worm Moon:
www.dennisrodman.com
 
2013-01-27 12:30:04 AM  
www.magicalomaha.com
 
2013-01-27 12:30:45 AM  

Coelacanth: I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).


That sounds awesome :D
 
2013-01-27 12:31:17 AM  
img12.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-27 12:31:22 AM  
Has anyone posted this yet?

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-27 12:33:50 AM  

fusillade762: Has anyone posted this yet?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x448]


Dude. Your ass be whupped. There's a 4wolves shirt in da thread.

I want one.
 
2013-01-27 12:34:42 AM  

Kittypie070: [kitten howls at the beclouded Moon forcefully enough to blow the clouds off above the entire area of Edwards AFB]

[somewhere on the lunar surface, the astral form of Pete Conrad pauses to laugh at the silly cat's hollering]


Kitty hates clouds more than Grandpa Simpson O_O
 
2013-01-27 12:37:30 AM  

GranoblasticMan: Kittypie070: [kitten howls at the beclouded Moon forcefully enough to blow the clouds off above the entire area of Edwards AFB]

[somewhere on the lunar surface, the astral form of Pete Conrad pauses to laugh at the silly cat's hollering]


Kitty hates clouds more than Grandpa Simpson O_O


Nah, I like the clouds. I just wanted to see the Moon. :3
 
2013-01-27 12:38:15 AM  
img689.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-27 12:40:57 AM  
Sounds Twilight related so I refuse to howl.
 
2013-01-27 12:42:16 AM  
My weather:

KDFW 270512Z 12007KT 3/4SM R17C/4000V4500FT -DZ BR VV002 09/09 A3009 RMK AO2 SFC VIS 1 P0000 T00940089 $

I ain't got no moon to howl at.

/And if you're part of the brotherhood that can read this...
//You probably hate this weather.
 
2013-01-27 12:48:25 AM  
Full moon story. One month ago my gf told me she had started her "monthly" I said I know/expected to hear that whatever. How she asked (are you keeping track?) I replied not really, but look at the full moon. To which she said SHUT THE FarK UP!(?) Fast forward to last night she started when i pointed the moon again and I was called an AzzHOLE. Predictable no?
'
 
2013-01-27 12:50:11 AM  
www.clackindustries.com
 
2013-01-27 12:51:33 AM  
Holy frakking tits! Jeesus and hippos!?
 
2013-01-27 12:52:30 AM  

R. Paulson: Full moon story. One month ago my gf told me she had started her "monthly" I said I know/expected to hear that whatever. How she asked (are you keeping track?) I replied not really, but look at the full moon. To which she said SHUT THE FarK UP!(?) Fast forward to last night she started when i pointed the moon again and I was called an AzzHOLE. Predictable no?
'


I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.
 
2013-01-27 12:54:33 AM  

GranoblasticMan: R. Paulson: Full moon story. One month ago my gf told me she had started her "monthly" I said I know/expected to hear that whatever. How she asked (are you keeping track?) I replied not really, but look at the full moon. To which she said SHUT THE FarK UP!(?) Fast forward to last night she started when i pointed the moon again and I was called an AzzHOLE. Predictable no?
'

I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.


Or a werebiatch, if you will.
 
2013-01-27 12:56:39 AM  

Kittypie070: Holy frakking tits! Jeesus and hippos!?


Those are unicorns.
 
2013-01-27 12:58:02 AM  
img62.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-27 12:59:14 AM  

GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?


That was terrible when Peter Steele died. He was only a few years older than I am right now. So young, and such a tragic loss of such a unique  voice and talent. Now I haz  a sad,  and I'm  usually more of the black metal/death metal type. Still,  I respect that kind of talent he had and miss it when it is ripped from us entirely  too soon.

RIP, dude.
:'-(
 
2013-01-27 12:59:24 AM  

LordOfThePings: Kittypie070: Holy frakking tits! Jeesus and hippos!?

Those are unicorns.


No... It's Jesus.
 
2013-01-27 01:02:06 AM  

wildcardjack: My weather:

KDFW 270512Z 12007KT 3/4SM R17C/4000V4500FT -DZ BR VV002 09/09 A3009 RMK AO2 SFC VIS 1 P0000 T00940089 $

I ain't got no moon to howl at.

/And if you're part of the brotherhood that can read this...
//You probably hate this weather.


No fog here (KIAD) but mid-level clouds obscuring the wolf moon so my Husky is snoring next to me.
 
2013-01-27 01:03:28 AM  
You know when I point my telescope at the moon it looks the same every time.
 
2013-01-27 01:05:22 AM  

GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?


I like this one better:

Link
 
2013-01-27 01:05:41 AM  
I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.

Or a werebiatch, if you will.
Thanks fellas I know what I'm in for(an its worth it)!
 
2013-01-27 01:10:18 AM  

Coelacanth: I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).


100 piece mcnuggets. That is all
 
2013-01-27 01:12:10 AM  

AccuJack: GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?

I like this one better:

Link


You're both wrong, on this occasion. I did like the Three Turret Moon shirt...
 
2013-01-27 01:32:53 AM  

R. Paulson: I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.

Or a werebiatch, if you will.
Thanks fellas I know what I'm in for(an its worth it)!


If she's ever not a biatch this time of month, belt out a shocked, "Oh my God, are you late???" "What are you talking about?" "There's a full moon and you've been perfectly civil to me all night."
 
2013-01-27 01:35:53 AM  

agent00pi: AccuJack: GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?

I like this one better:

Link

You're both wrong, on this occasion. I did like the Three Turret Moon shirt...


Can't we all just get along?
 
2013-01-27 01:39:25 AM  
Saw the full moon just barely over the horizon tonight; it was one of the most beautiful moons I've ever seen. Wish I'd had a good camera to take a picture with.
 
2013-01-27 01:48:27 AM  
April's moon is the Pink Moon.
Link
 
2013-01-27 01:55:42 AM  
Did i miss the Bark at the Moon link?
 
2013-01-27 02:36:00 AM  

R. Paulson: Full moon story. One month ago my gf told me she had started her "monthly" I said I know/expected to hear that whatever. How she asked (are you keeping track?) I replied not really, but look at the full moon. To which she said SHUT THE FarK UP!(?) Fast forward to last night she started when i pointed the moon again and I was called an AzzHOLE. Predictable no?
'


It's the story of every married man... Hey, if ya see me around the neighborhood, ya know, or out mowing the lawn, ya wanna do me a favor? For a buddy, ya know? Shoot me, Put me outta my misery. Shoot me, KILL ME, I"M IN HELL!.AAAAHHHHH!

/RIP Sam Kinison
 
2013-01-27 02:36:40 AM  
Spoken like a true prodigy.
 
2013-01-27 02:45:18 AM  
img827.imageshack.us

/quick n dirtay
 
2013-01-27 02:47:10 AM  

fusillade762: Has anyone posted this yet?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x448]


I'm going to step forward and admit that I owned that shirt.

It was a Christmas gift.

IT WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!!
 
2013-01-27 02:58:20 AM  
Ok, lots of lulz all around. I knew about the Grumpy moon shirt but none of the other variants.
 
2013-01-27 02:59:32 AM  
Wolfs are pretty cool I guess.
 
2013-01-27 03:20:34 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-27 03:35:19 AM  
M-O-O-N That means Stephen king is awesome.

i371.photobucket.com

/it took the 2nd page? really?
 
2013-01-27 04:28:40 AM  
The Mountain has really run with the three wolf publicity. :D

cdn2.bigcommerce.com
 
2013-01-27 05:07:01 AM  
media.threadless.com
 
2013-01-27 05:41:38 AM  
i18.photobucket.com
Approves.
 
2013-01-27 05:57:41 AM  
img89.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-27 06:45:15 AM  

Coelacanth: I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).


that there is the beginning of the greatest novel ever written. greatly anticipating your next post.
 
2013-01-27 07:02:29 AM  
Was a lovely moon.

/goes off to floss those bits of meat you just can't get rid of any other way
 
2013-01-27 07:12:42 AM  

Bumblefark: fusillade762: Has anyone posted this yet?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x448]

I'm going to step forward and admit that I owned that shirt.

It was a Christmas gift.

IT WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!!


I just got that shirt for my girlfriend this past Christmas.

I imagine there will be payback.
 
2013-01-27 07:24:58 AM  
My cat was having a mini freakout over this moon this morning. Meowowowowowowowowowow!
 
2013-01-27 07:29:46 AM  

GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: R. Paulson: Full moon story. One month ago my gf told me she had started her "monthly" I said I know/expected to hear that whatever. How she asked (are you keeping track?) I replied not really, but look at the full moon. To which she said SHUT THE FarK UP!(?) Fast forward to last night she started when i pointed the moon again and I was called an AzzHOLE. Predictable no?
'

I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.

Or a werebiatch, if you will.


Werebiatch? Therebiatch; therecastle...
 
2013-01-27 08:18:52 AM  

DeltaPunch: [img827.imageshack.us image 500x448]

/quick n dirtay


Dude, sell those, i'd buy that!
 
2013-01-27 09:24:18 AM  
While I'm getting a kick out of the unicorn/hippo and Gary Busey shirts, I'm disappointed that there are no Three Full Beaver Moon pics posted. Guess I'll have to wait until November 17th.
 
2013-01-27 09:59:57 AM  
imageshack.us
yahhhhhh!
 
2013-01-27 11:10:10 AM  

Reality. It's a hoot.

i466.photobucket.com

 
2013-01-27 11:14:38 AM  
I think they're off by a moon, as the first full moon after the winter solstice occurred on 27th December.

/wut sense of humor?
 
2013-01-27 11:14:55 AM  
i140.photobucket.com

My meager contribution from a past thread.
 
2013-01-27 12:07:12 PM  

LordOfThePings: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 680x541]


Okay, that was funny as shiat.
 
2013-01-27 12:13:08 PM  

R. Paulson: I don't want to alarm you, but you might be dating a lycanbiatch.

Or a werebiatch, if you will.
Thanks fellas I know what I'm in for(an its worth it)!


She's watching you type isn't she
 
2013-01-27 12:26:36 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?

That was terrible when Peter Steele died. He was only a few years older than I am right now. So young, and such a tragic loss of such a unique  voice and talent. Now I haz  a sad,  and I'm  usually more of the black metal/death metal type. Still,  I respect that kind of talent he had and miss it when it is ripped from us entirely  too soon.

RIP, dude.
:'-(


The People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland thanks you for your kind words.
 
2013-01-27 01:00:57 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Perhaps a song for the occasion?


Thanks!
 
2013-01-27 01:04:22 PM  

anuran: [www.clackindustries.com image 700x700]


One of those hippos is going to eat that moon in true "Hungry Hungry" style.
 
2013-01-27 01:26:47 PM  
drawception.com
 
2013-01-27 05:02:25 PM  
Oh, the clouds did clear locally for a while last night and I DID get to kittyhowl directly at the moon.
I'm happy.
 
2013-01-27 05:29:55 PM  
dougwallen.com
 
2013-01-27 06:57:04 PM  
Meet you at the Slaughtered Lamb.

/stick to the roads
 
2013-01-27 08:00:39 PM  

ncsu_wolfpack: "Full beaver moon"

I... I got nothing to add to that.


cdn3.hark.com
 
2013-01-27 09:44:18 PM  

Kittypie070: Coelacanth: I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).

That sounds awesome :D


By the Sam's Town casino in the southeast part of this valley, there's this black man who comes outside to sing only if it's been raining. He's as skinny as a scarecrow and dresses in a suit, but he doesn't care if he gets wet. He usually serenades people waiting late at night for the city buses which never run on time.

He could make angels cry with joy.
 
2013-01-27 10:20:24 PM  

SpdrJay: TV On the Radio


This.
 
2013-01-27 10:52:31 PM  
HowwWwWwWwwwWWWWLlllLllL LLL L
 
2013-01-28 02:22:52 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
Wolf Moon 2013
 
2013-01-28 04:50:19 PM  

Coelacanth: Kittypie070: Coelacanth:

I'm in a McDonald's in Las Vegas right now enjoying the free WiFi. So far there's been a bunch of geriatric strippers showing off their tattoos and silicon busts, an illegal alien singing Broadway tunes, and a homeless guy begging for the French fries McDonald's used to make (I'm with him on this one).

By the Sam's Town casino in the southeast part of this valley, there's this black man who comes outside to sing only if it's been raining. He's as skinny as a scarecrow and dresses in a suit, but he doesn't care if he gets wet. He usually serenades people waiting late at night for the city buses which never run on time.

He could make angels cry with joy.


-----

This sounds like a setup for a session of In Nomine...
 
2013-01-28 11:23:21 PM  
KEEP GOING ANCIENT FISHY!!

So brief, but oh so good.
 
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