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(WWSB ABC 7)   "We had a person that was doctor shopping and after we looking into it more we discovered she had 56 doctors, over 150 to 170 different scripts, and over 70 different pharmacies"   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 27
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2013-01-26 10:19:44 PM  
4 votes:
I found her mugshot
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2013-01-27 02:44:13 AM  
3 votes:
img823.imageshack.us
2013-01-27 02:04:15 AM  
3 votes:

Alphakronik: cretinbob: This is why I can't get something for my farking back.

I had to see 4 specialists to get anti-anxiety medications, because my primary "didn't feel morally sound" giving them to me himself.

Oh, and a pinched nerve at L4-5 with a protuding bone spur only requires Aleve and some proper stretching.

Tis why I started growing poppies myself.


I was thinking of that, but then you have to spray for lost-girls-from-Kansas. Otherwise you get an infestation.
2013-01-27 01:56:19 AM  
2 votes:

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee:

I snorted one of those once... worst hairball ever.

Should have placed it under your tongue. The purring sensation is addicting.


I obviously skipped past an important part of this thread. And now my cat is looking at me very, very strangely.
2013-01-27 01:51:49 AM  
2 votes:

Fecal Conservative: bunner: Fecal Conservative: bunner: Fecal Conservative: ... What's your point?

What's yours?

I asked you first.


Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
2013-01-27 01:23:50 AM  
2 votes:
She had memory problems!
2013-01-27 01:23:03 AM  
2 votes:
What's his fark reddit handle?
2013-01-27 01:22:43 AM  
2 votes:
This is what we in Florida call "a Floridian."
2013-01-26 10:22:19 PM  
2 votes:
Why don't we just legalize recreational drug use?

Then doctors could review your medical records and advise you on the safest ways to get high and how to do so responsibly while pharmacists could legally sell you OTC strength things like marijuana and ecstasy and the really responsible types could get more dangerous things like opium fresh from Afghanistan which would boost their local economy if they could export it legally directly to America they'd finally have money to live a western lifestyle of relative opulence and it would reduce terrorism, end wars, and start to reduce the population once when everyone has pill-dick and can't finish.
2013-01-26 09:15:29 PM  
2 votes:
Rush's sister? Wife? Drag persona?
2013-01-27 06:10:33 AM  
1 votes:
Here's the rule, folks:

If it's a drug made by a drug company for druggies like Rush Limbaugh to drug themselves with, it's not really a drug--unless it's been bought on the street by a minority; then it becomes a Grave Threat to Humanity, eleventy zillion times worse than the Russian nuclear arsenal and almost as bad as the Evil Weed from the Devil's Garden.

/Floriduh is what America would look like if Big Pharma took over completely
2013-01-27 05:48:18 AM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: This is why I can't get something for my farking back.


You can blame that on people who vote for Democrats or Republicans.
2013-01-27 05:23:43 AM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-27 04:31:50 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Genevieve Marie: Yup. It's why so awful for me to get a new ambien prescription when I moved.

WTF is it with doctor's and ambien these days? It's not a painkiller. I don't even think it counts as a controlled substance.

My wife was on it for years, and when she had to change doctors after we moved, the new guy parsed out Ambien like it was made of diamonds. She was accustomed to taking one every night, and he wouldn't give her a prescription for more than 30 pills for three months. He told her to turn a fan on in the bedroom if she was having trouble sleeping.

What. The. Fark?


It can have side effects that are pleasant enough for people to take it recreationally. Therefore your wife is evil for wanting it. Feeling good is bad and she should feel bad for wanting a good night's sleep. Bad and evil.
2013-01-27 03:26:44 AM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: Uchiha_Cycliste: Incidentally, some anti-histamines also potentate the opiates. Double Bonus!

Triple if you add mocha.

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lulz
2013-01-27 02:58:36 AM  
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee:

I usually keep Xanax on-hand because of my social anxiety. I find people are much easier to deal with if I get them all doped up first.


Pleeeesssee tell me you own a "free candy" van.
2013-01-27 02:57:14 AM  
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee:


I usually keep Xanax on-hand because of my social anxiety. I find people are much easier to deal with if I get them all doped up first.
2013-01-27 02:51:35 AM  
1 votes:

Cyno01: penfold314: fusillade762: I told my dentist Vicodin made me itchy so she prescribed me Percocet instead. I was a happy camper.

/csb

You realize it is the opiates that are making you itchy

People react differently to different opiates. I know oxycodone (whats in percocet) doesnt make me as itchy as hydrocodone (whats in vicodin) but either way i still have to take a claratin when im prescribed painkillers.


I don't call them painkillers... I call them b*tch mints. :P
2013-01-27 02:49:38 AM  
1 votes:
Best healthcare system in the world, I'm told.
2013-01-27 02:19:53 AM  
1 votes:

penfold314: You realize it is the opiates that are making you itchy


They tend to make me scratchy.
2013-01-27 02:14:16 AM  
1 votes:

penfold314: fusillade762: I told my dentist Vicodin made me itchy so she prescribed me Percocet instead. I was a happy camper.

/csb

You realize it is the opiates that are making you itchy


Heh, that's just the thing: they don't :)
2013-01-27 02:00:47 AM  
1 votes:

MisterTweak: cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee:

I snorted one of those once... worst hairball ever.

Should have placed it under your tongue. The purring sensation is addicting.

I obviously skipped past an important part of this thread. And now my cat is looking at me very, very strangely.


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2013-01-27 01:57:04 AM  
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee:

I snorted one of those once... worst hairball ever.

Should have placed it under your tongue. The purring sensation is addicting.


Now I wonder if they offer it in a suppository.
2013-01-27 01:53:01 AM  
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee:

I snorted one of those once... worst hairball ever.


Should have placed it under your tongue. The purring sensation is addicting.
2013-01-27 01:28:13 AM  
1 votes:
I swiped a few pills from my dog's vet. I thought I got Special-K, but it was just a few heart worm pills.
2013-01-26 09:21:07 PM  
1 votes:

teto85: Rush's sister? Wife? Drag persona?


Supplier
2013-01-26 09:19:53 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I can't get something for my farking back.
 
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