vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.
Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?/seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?
Mugato: Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?
Want more stories with less ads? Try
It's what the cool kids are doing.It's also how we pay the bills.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Oct 19 2017 20:54:02
Runtime: 0.276 sec (275 ms)