Oznog: So how many people know what this is? Just, you know, right off the top of your head?
Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?/seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.
BenJammin: So it's not a sin to repeat a lie?
Gig103: It was just part of a bet!
edmo: [secretlyfrivolous.files.wordpress.com image 495x639]
tzzhc4: Gig103: It was just part of a bet!One of my favorite Father Ted episodes! The other being Churpy Burpy Cheap Sheep . Though the entire series is awesome especially after growing up Irish Catholic.
Lsherm: [img805.imageshack.us image 385x339]I'm not the best with gaydar, but this guy is setting off alarm bells. I also wouldn't be shocked if he was into donkey sex. He just has that look about him.
Lsherm: Oznog: Aww, forgot Dan Brown made it common knowledge.That and self-flagellation. He didn't invent that, there's sects of monks who whip themselves regularly. Pope John Paul II whipped himself. Kinda kinky right there.Dan Brown single-handedly ruined the Opus Dei movement in America because he couldn't bother to get his fact right, presumably because he has an obvious hatred of the RC church. My brother has been in Opus Dei for over 20 years and self-abuse and grand conspiracy actions are not part of the membership requirements in the US. In fact, absent a few locations in Europe, it's nothing more than a Catholic fraternity. Everything else is bullshiat.
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