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2013-01-26 08:37:14 PM
6 votes:
OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.
2013-01-26 08:38:12 PM
5 votes:
Thank God women don't prefer skinny, muscular guys over fat, bald guys.
2013-01-26 08:34:44 PM
5 votes:
Petite women make my junk look bigger, and it needs all the help it can get.
2013-01-27 02:40:17 AM
4 votes:
You know that song "Cherry Pie" by Warant? Did you notice they didn't do a song called "She's My Nine Course Dinner With a Two Liter of Faygo and Box Of Little Debbie's Zeebah Cakes"?
2013-01-26 09:10:38 PM
4 votes:

lordargent: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.


i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-26 08:21:30 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-26 10:36:29 PM
3 votes:

cryinoutloud: i like skinny guys, like right down to almost cadaverous. I don't know how fat I'd go. Not very. I think I'd even rather have a smoker. He can brush his teeth.

/but not in the house!


Where are you sending him to brush his teeth....?
2013-01-26 09:14:41 PM
3 votes:

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


www.epiclol.com
2013-01-26 09:11:45 PM
3 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs

Because they're hungry. amiright?


Because they swallow without chewing.
2013-01-26 08:35:51 PM
3 votes:

fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.


Oreilly?

www.fugly.com
/sorry
2013-01-26 08:34:29 PM
3 votes:
PUT THE CAKE DOWN. It is NOT a lie.
2013-01-27 01:03:00 AM
2 votes:

sno man: Oldiron_79: sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...

So the gf is fat and the wife is not?

yea, no... But thanks for playing...


Oh right the wife might look over your shoulder while you are on computer
2013-01-27 12:30:06 AM
2 votes:

sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.


your girlfriend sounds fat
2013-01-26 11:30:54 PM
2 votes:
Any woman that doesn't like me is a lesbian.
2013-01-26 10:24:29 PM
2 votes:

KidneyStone: [kbclan.spruz.com image 420x455]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x459]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 516x774]


I hope you become afflicted by your namesake.
2013-01-26 09:36:18 PM
2 votes:

Knob_Gobbler: I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.


-Sir Walter Raleigh?
2013-01-26 09:32:51 PM
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.
2013-01-26 09:05:36 PM
2 votes:
Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?
2013-01-26 09:00:38 PM
2 votes:
Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.
2013-01-26 08:50:28 PM
2 votes:

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


You can be certain they'll swallow.
2013-01-26 08:41:17 PM
2 votes:
I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD
2013-01-26 08:39:07 PM
2 votes:
In before the Fark Chubby Chasers
2013-01-26 08:35:00 PM
2 votes:
Woman: It's my decision to get fat, or I was born this way.

Man: Well it's my decision to not pork your fat arse, or I was born to not want to pork your lard arse.

Woman: WAAAAAAAAH!
2013-01-26 08:28:25 PM
2 votes:
Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.
2013-01-28 10:57:09 AM
1 votes:
oh and:

img35.imageshack.us
2013-01-27 02:12:31 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


Well, most muscular ripped men with enormous dicks stick with other muscular ripped men with enormous dicks.

So I hope you're a homosexual male who's muscular and ripped with a big dick. Otherwise you're going to feel lonely, and that males me sad.
2013-01-27 01:55:26 AM
1 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.

[i.somethingawful.com image 193x250]
Bass players everywhere take offense..


Well, I didn't to his post. Yours was pretty offensive though.
2013-01-27 01:39:15 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

You see the look on the face of the monkey behind that fat monkey? Don't be that monkey.
2013-01-27 01:16:06 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: sno man: Oldiron_79: sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...

So the gf is fat and the wife is not?

yea, no... But thanks for playing...

Oh right the wife might look over your shoulder while you are on computer


I found her...

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-27 12:16:04 AM
1 votes:

BigJake: before reading I'm gonna guess this is the thread where dudes who can only score fat chicks claim they prefer fat chicks


Oh look another rock star with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than come on to Fark and pretend they're better than people that are on Fark on a Saturday night.  Dude, you are dividing by zero.
2013-01-27 12:04:23 AM
1 votes:
before reading I'm gonna guess this is the thread where dudes who can only score fat chicks claim they prefer fat chicks
2013-01-26 11:49:32 PM
1 votes:

Zeppelininthesky: Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You like rape?


He does...
Blazing Saddles
Link
2013-01-26 11:38:13 PM
1 votes:

bunner: FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.

I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.


Meh, I'm in one of those Manti Teo style relationships myself.My guy doesn't actually exist, but if I really want to, I can pretend he does. Less drama this way.
2013-01-26 11:22:20 PM
1 votes:
content7.flixster.com

disagrees.

/surely not obscure on Fark
//"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
///link is hotter than a skinny/fat chick, take your pick
2013-01-26 11:20:30 PM
1 votes:

bunner: FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.

I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.


I've met women like that. All I could think was "if a man like that even existed, what the hell would he want with you?"
2013-01-26 11:15:52 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.


I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.
2013-01-26 11:11:16 PM
1 votes:
I don't mean to be catty, but is English the first language of this article's author?

/oh, who am I kidding? OF COURSE I MEAN TO BE CATTY
2013-01-26 11:03:09 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


You can like anything you want.

That said, guys asking for 'not fat' aren't exactly asking the world of a woman.
2013-01-26 10:56:23 PM
1 votes:

mjg: Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.


Don't fall for it. The difference between men and women is that when it comes to the opposite sex, men will say what they want, and women will say what they think society expects them to want.

Man's story: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.
Man's reality: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.

Woman's story: I want a chill guy with a sense of humor, average looks, someone who wont lie.
Woman's reality: I want him to look like Brad Pitt, treat me like shiat, so I can "change" him into Prince Charming.

Man's story: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.
Man's reality: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.

Woman's story: I like artistic guys who understand me, enjoy giving each other our space, and have a normal, steady job.
Woman's reality: I require continuous access to a well-funded bank account.
2013-01-26 10:38:51 PM
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Okay, next legit question - Is it true that a tall muscular good-looking man with a really huge American penis can be intimidating to some women? Because sometimes I get self-conscious about it.


Well, you probably shouldn't be walking around with some guys dismembered penis in your hands...
2013-01-26 10:31:30 PM
1 votes:
Okay, next legit question - Is it true that a tall muscular good-looking man with a really huge American penis can be intimidating to some women? Because sometimes I get self-conscious about it.
2013-01-26 10:13:58 PM
1 votes:
kbclan.spruz.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-26 09:48:38 PM
1 votes:

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.


Impossible.

She only likes men.
2013-01-26 09:43:18 PM
1 votes:

Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


Or people who really like rape.
2013-01-26 09:41:30 PM
1 votes:

mjg: thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

[ca.eonline.com image 560x415]

/but I agree with you


I don't know why I find that picture so funny, but I can't stop laughing.
2013-01-26 09:39:40 PM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

You mean coitus?


So it takes you 25 minutes to smoke a cigarette after sex
mjg
2013-01-26 09:38:45 PM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


ca.eonline.com

/but I agree with you
2013-01-26 09:36:19 PM
1 votes:

teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.


You mean coitus?
2013-01-26 09:31:23 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention.
2013-01-26 09:26:15 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?


For your information, he's the load YOUR mother should have swallowed!

/I crack me up sometimes
2013-01-26 09:25:48 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.


Only if they're in my way and blocking the ice cream.
2013-01-26 09:23:39 PM
1 votes:
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.


Profound. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Too bad all of these 'juicy' ladies with 8 foot butts, bowling ball heads, big, fat, flat feet and 30 lb saggy boobs disagree. I see them on game shows dancing around and calling themselves sexy and I want to hurl all over the screen.

I really get the urge to hurl when shopping in Wal-mart and they appear, wearing short - shorts, cell phone glued to one ear and faces starting to resemble those of a British Bulldog.

Goes for guys too. Suck it in fellows. Chicks aint that crazy about beer barrel guts, faces with enough jowls to look melted and for cripes sake, knock it off with the knee shorts, sports jerseys designed to fit an elephant and baseball caps perched on bullet heads.

The day old stubble look just makes your face look like a rocky, plowed field. Besides, all that flab is going to make sure your wife outlives you by about 15 years.

Beers, nachos, fried pig skins and triple burgers are NOT diet food.
2013-01-26 09:22:16 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: The truth hurts, don't it?


It hurts more when you carve it in stone, then whack someone over the head with it.
2013-01-26 09:21:30 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


I'm currently examining my life right now and wondering where it went so horribly wrong.

Thank you, good sir. Thank you and God Bless!
2013-01-26 09:19:03 PM
1 votes:
Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?
2013-01-26 09:18:58 PM
1 votes:

Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.


*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)
2013-01-26 09:18:53 PM
1 votes:
I just want a gal who weighs less than me.  I don't think that's too much to ask.
2013-01-26 09:09:03 PM
1 votes:
Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.
mjg
2013-01-26 09:07:43 PM
1 votes:
blog.zap2it.com

Aaand hipsters think this is hot.

/barf
2013-01-26 09:06:20 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


Don't forget about the arrogant, ostensibly high minded, amateur projectionists.
2013-01-26 09:05:45 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


So are you white-knighting before anything needs to be done? Because that's how I'm reading it.
2013-01-26 09:04:26 PM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: /Burton women's snowboard team


And none of them are a bag of antlers! If you look at the cutie on the end in the grey shirt you can tell she has a muffin top.

Anyway I used to women whose looks are a big part of their profession (yes antler girl is a runway model) and not a ham beast whose claim to fame is squeezing out a hyperactive chunky little kid she can pimp out to reality TV
2013-01-26 09:03:29 PM
1 votes:
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

/or so I have read.
2013-01-26 08:50:42 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


'Muscular,' 'ripped,' and 'enormous' are a little vague.

Then again, I really can't see any of them applying by anyone's definition. Sorry, nevermind. Carry on!
2013-01-26 08:46:16 PM
1 votes:
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.
2013-01-26 08:43:27 PM
1 votes:
Of course overweight women don't like skinny women.
1) They're less likely to be packing Oreos in their purses.
2) The men are all going to be hitting on the skinny girl.
3) They can't be BFFs and wear each other's clothes, but, in a pinch, the skinny girl can.
2013-01-26 08:43:10 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD


Hey, serious question here. You seem to be an authority.

Is Dr. Dre really a doctor? I skeptical of his medical credentials.
2013-01-26 08:42:22 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!
2013-01-26 08:40:46 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


How you doin'... oh. You said not so much. Well, shoot.
2013-01-26 08:40:40 PM
1 votes:
I pretty much would like any woman around my age who would accept me.

You can always lose weight, but you can't fix stupid.
2013-01-26 08:37:24 PM
1 votes:
I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.
2013-01-26 08:36:14 PM
1 votes:
Like a bag of antlers.
 
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