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2013-01-26 09:32:31 PM
Look, sure you can fark a skinny chick. But it's like riding a bike down railroad tracks. You're gunna f-f-f-f-eel e-e-e-very b-b-b--bump.
 
2013-01-26 09:32:51 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.
 
2013-01-26 09:33:23 PM

marsgwar: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention.


This is true. A kind word and treating them right goes a long way.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:00 PM

Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.


This is why you never get laid.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:31 PM

WhippingBoy: Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?

For your information, he's the load YOUR mother should have swallowed!

/I crack me up sometimes


NOW whose white knighting?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:18 PM

Knob_Gobbler: I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.


-Sir Walter Raleigh?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:19 PM

teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.


You mean coitus?
 
2013-01-26 09:37:36 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

You mean coitus?


The physical act of love?
 
mjg
2013-01-26 09:38:45 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


ca.eonline.com

/but I agree with you
 
2013-01-26 09:39:30 PM

Rik01: Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.

Profound. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Too bad all of these 'juicy' ladies with 8 foot butts, bowling ball heads, big, fat, flat feet and 30 lb saggy boobs disagree. I see them on game shows dancing around and calling themselves sexy and I want to hurl all over the screen.

I really get the urge to hurl when shopping in Wal-mart and they appear, wearing short - shorts, cell phone glued to one ear and faces starting to resemble those of a British Bulldog.

Goes for guys too. Suck it in fellows. Chicks aint that crazy about beer barrel guts, faces with enough jowls to look melted and for cripes sake, knock it off with the knee shorts, sports jerseys designed to fit an elephant and baseball caps perched on bullet heads.

The day old stubble look just makes your face look like a rocky, plowed field. Besides, all that flab is going to make sure your wife outlives you by about 15 years.

Beers, nachos, fried pig skins and triple burgers are NOT diet food.


These two fantasize about the bigguns a lot. Look at all the descriptions--gets 'em hot I bet.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:34 PM

Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!


How have you been?
 
2013-01-26 09:39:40 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

You mean coitus?


So it takes you 25 minutes to smoke a cigarette after sex
 
2013-01-26 09:40:20 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.


You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:35 PM

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


Nice white-knighting farktard
 
2013-01-26 09:40:48 PM

fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.


This is, I think, a better type of exercise.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:30 PM

mjg: thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

[ca.eonline.com image 560x415]

/but I agree with you


I don't know why I find that picture so funny, but I can't stop laughing.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:53 PM

Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.


Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...
 
2013-01-26 09:43:18 PM

Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


Or people who really like rape.
 
2013-01-26 09:43:29 PM

Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


You must really like rape.
 
2013-01-26 09:43:37 PM

Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


You like rape?
 
2013-01-26 09:44:15 PM

GoldSpider: Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You must really like rape.


Dammit, too slow!
 
2013-01-26 09:44:47 PM

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.
 
2013-01-26 09:44:50 PM

Zeppelininthesky: GoldSpider: Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You must really like rape.

Dammit, too slow!


We were both beat.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:00 PM

Kome: fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.

This is, I think, a better type of exercise.


Thanks. That was neat.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:16 PM

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.

Nice white-knighting farktard


Truly you are a master in the art of debate.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:34 PM
I happen to like thin chicks. meh. To each their own.
 
2013-01-26 09:48:38 PM

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.


Impossible.

She only likes men.
 
2013-01-26 09:49:03 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?


Get a room.
 
2013-01-26 09:50:18 PM
I'm a skinny guy. 5'11", wear 31" waist jeans/slacks (when I can find them) and 30" in boardshorts. I eat (and drink) more calories in a day than you'd believe, and in my mid-thirties I seem to only be getting skinnier. I'm fortunate in that I have a job that keeps me VERY active and on my feet 60+ hours a week (maybe fortunate is the wrong word there)

I find skinnier women more attractive (not antler bones) than larger women, There, I said it. Am I somehow in the wrong here? I'm not arguing that women can't be beautiful if they're not a size 2 or 4. But I have a certain body type and I'm attracted to women that share this trait. Misogyny? No, just base and instinctual.

/Like them built for speed, not for comfort
//would rather drive a Corvette than an Escalade
///okay, now it's gotten misogynistic. sorry
 
2013-01-26 09:50:25 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Alright, blue moon!
 
2013-01-26 09:51:03 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.


teto85: Real women have curves.


Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.


You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-01-26 09:52:07 PM

GoldSpider: You must really like rape.


I haven't tried it yet, but if I do, I'll bring some Viagra so I live up to expectations. But the plundering would be nice as well, I could use some extra cash... I'm pretty indifferent to the pillaging, though.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:21 PM
Actually, the first thing I look at in a woman *is* her eyes. Why? Is she kind? That's why. Is she bright? The rest is just Christmas wrapping. If it takes three hours to unwrap you, though, not stupid or mean might not be enough.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:52 PM
Yet you can hear this country getting fatter....so good luck with that guys.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:18 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


Look at those sharp knees!
 
2013-01-26 09:53:20 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


I used that to pick my teeth once.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:37 PM
Almost no one wants to date an amorphous blob. I make an effort not to keep my weight in a certain healthy range and I don't think that's too much to ask from a mate.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:41 PM

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Okay rock star, it's Saturday night and you're picking on people here... rather than picking up supermodels.  Whatever.
 
2013-01-26 09:54:12 PM

Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.


Ooh, damn, that's actually really good. Credit where credit's due, I'll have to remember that one.
 
2013-01-26 09:55:25 PM

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.
 
2013-01-26 09:56:53 PM

milowitz: Yet you can hear this country getting fatter....so good luck with that guys.


It is a disturbing, slow, creaking sound, like a balloon that has nearly too much air in it. It is why I can't sleep at night.
 
2013-01-26 09:56:59 PM
"You're a revolting tub of Crisco!" "No, you're just an anorectic bag of antlers!" And yet, those are still exceptions and not the two choices available. F*cking false dichotomies, how do they work?
 
2013-01-26 09:57:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much.


I've gotten used to the heartbreak.
 
2013-01-26 09:58:30 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?

Get a room.


Sorry if me asking a question is making you mad or embarrassed.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:36 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


It's funny how we see ourselves. Complete strangers stop me and ask if my eyes are really that blue (to me, they look green and are nothing extraordinary. Of course, I've had them for a very long time).

/ Apparently cool eyes, dark hair, tall and not fat.
 
2013-01-26 10:01:53 PM

octopied: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.


The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...
 
2013-01-26 10:02:06 PM

bunner: If it takes three hours to unwrap you


Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.
 
mjg
2013-01-26 10:02:40 PM
Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)
 
2013-01-26 10:02:57 PM

Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.


Hmmm, "only" men? Did I mention your sister was there, too?
 
2013-01-26 10:04:45 PM

Zeppelininthesky: thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?

Get a room.

Sorry if me asking a question is making you mad or embarrassed.


Lighten up, Francis, it was a joke.

/wasn't mad or embarrassed
//was fapping, though, about the both of you
 
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