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(ScienceBlog)   Study: Men like skinny women, overweight women, not so much   (scienceblog.com) divider line 279
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2013-01-26 08:58:04 PM  
This confirms my suspicions of being a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

/more cushion for the pushin
 
2013-01-26 08:58:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


I like people who make an attempt to take care of their appearance. A nice complexion, good hygience, and make an atempt to whatever is fit for that person. I will do tye same.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:27 PM  

Dedmon: GoldSpider: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!

Blah, look at that, her antlers are way too sharp.


Good stuff.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:38 PM  
Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:29 PM  
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

/or so I have read.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:38 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


I eat healthy (so I can drink more), live on the 5th floor and know how to shave, thank you very much. And the cockroaches swarming over the half eaten sandwich on my desk tell me they're insulted to have their hygiene compared to mine.
 
2013-01-26 09:04:07 PM  
 
2013-01-26 09:04:26 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: /Burton women's snowboard team


And none of them are a bag of antlers! If you look at the cutie on the end in the grey shirt you can tell she has a muffin top.

Anyway I used to women whose looks are a big part of their profession (yes antler girl is a runway model) and not a ham beast whose claim to fame is squeezing out a hyperactive chunky little kid she can pimp out to reality TV
 
2013-01-26 09:05:16 PM  
Speak for yourself study.

/Statistical Outlier I guess.
 
2013-01-26 09:05:36 PM  
Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?
 
2013-01-26 09:05:45 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


So are you white-knighting before anything needs to be done? Because that's how I'm reading it.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:20 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


Don't forget about the arrogant, ostensibly high minded, amateur projectionists.
 
mjg
2013-01-26 09:07:43 PM  
blog.zap2it.com

Aaand hipsters think this is hot.

/barf
 
2013-01-26 09:07:48 PM  
If you're happy with yourself, what do you care what someone else thinks?
 
2013-01-26 09:08:24 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


i.somethingawful.com
Bass players everywhere take offense..
 
2013-01-26 09:09:03 PM  
Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.
 
2013-01-26 09:10:34 PM  

mjg: [blog.zap2it.com image 315x277]

Aaand hipsters think this is hot.

/barf


She is a tatted up insecure whore.
 
2013-01-26 09:10:38 PM  

lordargent: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-26 09:11:45 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs

Because they're hungry. amiright?


Because they swallow without chewing.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:55 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.

Oreilly?

[www.fugly.com image 450x320]
/sorry


www.xdtalk.com


/and no, you are not sorry
 
2013-01-26 09:14:10 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/hot as that first kiss
 
2013-01-26 09:14:41 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


www.epiclol.com
 
2013-01-26 09:14:48 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?


Are you load your mother should have swallowed?
 
2013-01-26 09:14:51 PM  

lordargent: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.


Oh look, a post where some junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beard with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach makes a joke where the punchline is recursion.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:54 PM  
Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:29 PM  
I have dated both.
 
2013-01-26 09:18:00 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


Who let the fat chick in here?
 
2013-01-26 09:18:53 PM  
I just want a gal who weighs less than me.  I don't think that's too much to ask.
 
2013-01-26 09:18:58 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.


*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)
 
2013-01-26 09:19:03 PM  
Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?
 
2013-01-26 09:19:05 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

I'd go with #2, as well.

I saw her first!


You guys can have her. I'll take #1.
 
2013-01-26 09:21:30 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


I'm currently examining my life right now and wondering where it went so horribly wrong.

Thank you, good sir. Thank you and God Bless!
 
2013-01-26 09:22:16 PM  

Marshal805: The truth hurts, don't it?


It hurts more when you carve it in stone, then whack someone over the head with it.
 
2013-01-26 09:23:39 PM  
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.


Profound. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Too bad all of these 'juicy' ladies with 8 foot butts, bowling ball heads, big, fat, flat feet and 30 lb saggy boobs disagree. I see them on game shows dancing around and calling themselves sexy and I want to hurl all over the screen.

I really get the urge to hurl when shopping in Wal-mart and they appear, wearing short - shorts, cell phone glued to one ear and faces starting to resemble those of a British Bulldog.

Goes for guys too. Suck it in fellows. Chicks aint that crazy about beer barrel guts, faces with enough jowls to look melted and for cripes sake, knock it off with the knee shorts, sports jerseys designed to fit an elephant and baseball caps perched on bullet heads.

The day old stubble look just makes your face look like a rocky, plowed field. Besides, all that flab is going to make sure your wife outlives you by about 15 years.

Beers, nachos, fried pig skins and triple burgers are NOT diet food.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:34 PM  
I May Be Crazy But...: Oh look, a post where some junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beard with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach makes a joke where the punchline is recursion.

Ohh look, a post from someone who may be crazy and obviously didn't bother to look at the profile of the person who was making a joke where the punchline was recursion because if they had they would realize that they don't have a beard and they dress so fresh and so clean clean.

// the song says clean twice, it's recursive :D

// I eat junk food, but also run and hike because I don't want to become fat. Women generally don't like overweight men either ... touche ... recursion limit reached.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.


I just wish they would keep their fat farking arses on scooters off the running trail. It's for people trying to get some exercise, goddammit!
 
2013-01-26 09:25:46 PM  

Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)


Hello there
 
2013-01-26 09:25:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.


Only if they're in my way and blocking the ice cream.
 
2013-01-26 09:26:15 PM  

Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?


For your information, he's the load YOUR mother should have swallowed!

/I crack me up sometimes
 
2013-01-26 09:27:16 PM  

lordargent: recursion limit reached.


Then I'll stick to simple repetition.

Oh look, a post...
 
2013-01-26 09:27:18 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


I am pretty sure we have a troll here. Plenty of cliches tied together in an aggressive package attracting rebuttals left and right.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:16 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there


*grins*

Hi!
 
2013-01-26 09:28:46 PM  
Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.  In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.
 
2013-01-26 09:29:00 PM  

Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?


I had never heard that before. That was pretty funny.

You might want to get your anger issues checked out before you shoot up an office building, though.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:02 PM  
Something ive noticed is that women younger than myself generally expect a man to be 1-2 grades of shape better than themselves wheras women my age and older will go for a man 1-2 grades of shape worse than themself.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:03 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:16 PM  
*gams

/rum
 
2013-01-26 09:31:23 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:31 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Thank you. I like being only the second-most disliked person in a thread for a change.

/snark.
//I know that some of you love me.
///Just please stop hanging out in my driveway.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:58 PM  

teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.  In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.
 
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