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2013-01-26 08:21:30 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:28:25 PM  
Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:29 PM  
PUT THE CAKE DOWN. It is NOT a lie.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:44 PM  
Petite women make my junk look bigger, and it needs all the help it can get.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:00 PM  
Woman: It's my decision to get fat, or I was born this way.

Man: Well it's my decision to not pork your fat arse, or I was born to not want to pork your lard arse.

Woman: WAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-01-26 08:35:51 PM  

fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.


Oreilly?

www.fugly.com
/sorry
 
2013-01-26 08:36:14 PM  
Like a bag of antlers.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:01 PM  
Insecure people can't be trusted, ever. Females being more aggressive and nasty.
Not CSS, but relevant -
I went in to the local dive bar for a cocktail last summer and 2 of the regular gals were raging about another patron's pant size and how she was lying, blah, blah, blah. When they tried to engage me I finished my drink and left so they could talk about me.
These women were f*cking grandmothers and they're still playing like this.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:08 PM  
This is very obvious, the only men I would say that like women overweight are African men. I have a colleague from Angola. He likes big women mainly white not coloured. Whatever you like it's OK but I prefer slim not like a model (to thin).
 
2013-01-26 08:37:14 PM  
OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:24 PM  
I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:31 PM  
I prefer physically fit women.
 
2013-01-26 08:38:12 PM  
Thank God women don't prefer skinny, muscular guys over fat, bald guys.
 
2013-01-26 08:39:07 PM  
In before the Fark Chubby Chasers
 
2013-01-26 08:39:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


Well thank God I am not married to you! ;)
 
2013-01-26 08:40:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


It is indeed.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


And you're justified.

Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:40 PM  
I pretty much would like any woman around my age who would accept me.

You can always lose weight, but you can't fix stupid.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


How you doin'... oh. You said not so much. Well, shoot.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:59 PM  
Not into the rail thin, pixie types. I'd be afraid of breaking bones or something.I like "healthy" women. 5'3-8 and under 200 is fine by me, Can stretch that if you've got a good attitude and not full of issues. And if you can hike and bike a few miles and not need to grab an inhaler or light up a marlboro every mile, we're good to go.

/your tastes may differ
//must like dogs and beer
 
2013-01-26 08:41:17 PM  
I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD
 
2013-01-26 08:42:22 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!
 
2013-01-26 08:43:10 PM  

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD


Hey, serious question here. You seem to be an authority.

Is Dr. Dre really a doctor? I skeptical of his medical credentials.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:27 PM  
Of course overweight women don't like skinny women.
1) They're less likely to be packing Oreos in their purses.
2) The men are all going to be hitting on the skinny girl.
3) They can't be BFFs and wear each other's clothes, but, in a pinch, the skinny girl can.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


We have this in common.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:37 PM  
fat chicks give the best blowjobs
 
2013-01-26 08:45:20 PM  

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD


Hey Treygreen Imma let you finish...
 
2013-01-26 08:45:56 PM  

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


uh... that's bringing back some not so fond memories...
 
2013-01-26 08:46:16 PM  
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.
 
2013-01-26 08:46:19 PM  

GoldSpider: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!


Blah, look at that, her antlers are way too sharp.
 
2013-01-26 08:47:59 PM  
I prefer thin or fit women visually for sure, but I've been attracted to overweight women before, if they've an attitude I like.  And attitude tends to go a hell of a lot farther than appearance if it's someone you might see for any real length of time.

However, this challenge doesn't occur super often, so I just try to keep the ol' hands in athletic shape.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:34 PM  
I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.

Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.

But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.
 
2013-01-26 08:49:21 PM  
 
2013-01-26 08:50:17 PM  
Which is hotter:
This?

www.angrytrainerfitness.com

Or This?
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-26 08:50:28 PM  

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


You can be certain they'll swallow.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


'Muscular,' 'ripped,' and 'enormous' are a little vague.

Then again, I really can't see any of them applying by anyone's definition. Sorry, nevermind. Carry on!
 
2013-01-26 08:50:44 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.

Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.

But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.


One of the greatest myths of our current day and age is that "men" prefer waif-like super-models. All of the guys I know prefer athletic to "normal" sized women, myself included.
 
2013-01-26 08:51:37 PM  
I love these threads.

Farker 1: Body type A is super attractive, but Body type B is repulsive, people with Body type B should be put down!
Farker 2: Body type B is super attractive, but Body type A is repulsive, people with Body type A should be put down!

Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.

/grew up underweight, got to hear so many innocent off-hand comments about how "gross" I was and that people were afraid "to break" me.
//issues
 
2013-01-26 08:51:58 PM  
Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

i50.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
And I'm in no position to be picky.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:43 PM  

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


Because they're hungry. amiright?
 
2013-01-26 08:52:45 PM  
In addition, the study revealed that women who are not comfortable with their body perceive women with a "normal" body -i.e. women with a healthy weight- as a threat. Specifically, when these women see a "normal" body they experience feelings of displeasure and lack of control, since they feel they have not any control on their own body and cannot make it be as they want.

This just in: women are petty and jealous about other women. More coverage at 11.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:52 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.


#2, definitely #2!
 
2013-01-26 08:55:15 PM  
Wait. Wut?

/Less coverage at high noon
 
2013-01-26 08:55:24 PM  

GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!


I'd go with #2, as well.
 
2013-01-26 08:55:32 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


I'm good with that.

/how you doin'
 
2013-01-26 08:55:48 PM  
Fat around the middle? Nope. Body like a per-pubescent boy? Nope. Hourglass shape? Yup.
 
2013-01-26 08:56:16 PM  

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


This:
static.ddmcdn.com
Or These:
snowboarding.transworld.net
/Burton women's snowboard team
 
2013-01-26 08:56:47 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.


It weeds out the weak and those unwilling to take responsibility for their own feelings. This makes us stronger as a society.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:05 PM  

WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

I'd go with #2, as well.


I saw her first!
 
2013-01-26 08:57:46 PM  

bunner: However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.


I just puked my dinner. Thanks!
 
2013-01-26 08:58:04 PM  
This confirms my suspicions of being a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

/more cushion for the pushin
 
2013-01-26 08:58:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


I like people who make an attempt to take care of their appearance. A nice complexion, good hygience, and make an atempt to whatever is fit for that person. I will do tye same.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:27 PM  

Dedmon: GoldSpider: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!

Blah, look at that, her antlers are way too sharp.


Good stuff.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:38 PM  
Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:29 PM  
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

/or so I have read.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:38 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


I eat healthy (so I can drink more), live on the 5th floor and know how to shave, thank you very much. And the cockroaches swarming over the half eaten sandwich on my desk tell me they're insulted to have their hygiene compared to mine.
 
2013-01-26 09:04:07 PM  
 
2013-01-26 09:04:26 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: /Burton women's snowboard team


And none of them are a bag of antlers! If you look at the cutie on the end in the grey shirt you can tell she has a muffin top.

Anyway I used to women whose looks are a big part of their profession (yes antler girl is a runway model) and not a ham beast whose claim to fame is squeezing out a hyperactive chunky little kid she can pimp out to reality TV
 
2013-01-26 09:05:16 PM  
Speak for yourself study.

/Statistical Outlier I guess.
 
2013-01-26 09:05:36 PM  
Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?
 
2013-01-26 09:05:45 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


So are you white-knighting before anything needs to be done? Because that's how I'm reading it.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:20 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


Don't forget about the arrogant, ostensibly high minded, amateur projectionists.
 
mjg
2013-01-26 09:07:43 PM  
blog.zap2it.com

Aaand hipsters think this is hot.

/barf
 
2013-01-26 09:07:48 PM  
If you're happy with yourself, what do you care what someone else thinks?
 
2013-01-26 09:08:24 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


i.somethingawful.com
Bass players everywhere take offense..
 
2013-01-26 09:09:03 PM  
Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.
 
2013-01-26 09:10:34 PM  

mjg: [blog.zap2it.com image 315x277]

Aaand hipsters think this is hot.

/barf


She is a tatted up insecure whore.
 
2013-01-26 09:10:38 PM  

lordargent: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-26 09:11:45 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs

Because they're hungry. amiright?


Because they swallow without chewing.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:55 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.

Oreilly?

[www.fugly.com image 450x320]
/sorry


www.xdtalk.com


/and no, you are not sorry
 
2013-01-26 09:14:10 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/hot as that first kiss
 
2013-01-26 09:14:41 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


www.epiclol.com
 
2013-01-26 09:14:48 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?


Are you load your mother should have swallowed?
 
2013-01-26 09:14:51 PM  

lordargent: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

Ohh look! Another post where someone complains about people generalizing people ... by generalizing people.

(I will now complain about people who complain about people that generalize people by generalizing people, by generalizing people.)

People who complain about people who generalize people by generalizing people are generally crazy.


Oh look, a post where some junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beard with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach makes a joke where the punchline is recursion.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:54 PM  
Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:29 PM  
I have dated both.
 
2013-01-26 09:18:00 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


Who let the fat chick in here?
 
2013-01-26 09:18:53 PM  
I just want a gal who weighs less than me.  I don't think that's too much to ask.
 
2013-01-26 09:18:58 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.


*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)
 
2013-01-26 09:19:03 PM  
Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?
 
2013-01-26 09:19:05 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

I'd go with #2, as well.

I saw her first!


You guys can have her. I'll take #1.
 
2013-01-26 09:21:30 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


I'm currently examining my life right now and wondering where it went so horribly wrong.

Thank you, good sir. Thank you and God Bless!
 
2013-01-26 09:22:16 PM  

Marshal805: The truth hurts, don't it?


It hurts more when you carve it in stone, then whack someone over the head with it.
 
2013-01-26 09:23:39 PM  
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.


Profound. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Too bad all of these 'juicy' ladies with 8 foot butts, bowling ball heads, big, fat, flat feet and 30 lb saggy boobs disagree. I see them on game shows dancing around and calling themselves sexy and I want to hurl all over the screen.

I really get the urge to hurl when shopping in Wal-mart and they appear, wearing short - shorts, cell phone glued to one ear and faces starting to resemble those of a British Bulldog.

Goes for guys too. Suck it in fellows. Chicks aint that crazy about beer barrel guts, faces with enough jowls to look melted and for cripes sake, knock it off with the knee shorts, sports jerseys designed to fit an elephant and baseball caps perched on bullet heads.

The day old stubble look just makes your face look like a rocky, plowed field. Besides, all that flab is going to make sure your wife outlives you by about 15 years.

Beers, nachos, fried pig skins and triple burgers are NOT diet food.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:34 PM  
I May Be Crazy But...: Oh look, a post where some junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beard with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach makes a joke where the punchline is recursion.

Ohh look, a post from someone who may be crazy and obviously didn't bother to look at the profile of the person who was making a joke where the punchline was recursion because if they had they would realize that they don't have a beard and they dress so fresh and so clean clean.

// the song says clean twice, it's recursive :D

// I eat junk food, but also run and hike because I don't want to become fat. Women generally don't like overweight men either ... touche ... recursion limit reached.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.


I just wish they would keep their fat farking arses on scooters off the running trail. It's for people trying to get some exercise, goddammit!
 
2013-01-26 09:25:46 PM  

Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)


Hello there
 
2013-01-26 09:25:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Of course, we can all agree that we all dislike huge fat people who ride around on scooters telling everyone they're going to be going on a diet soon.


Only if they're in my way and blocking the ice cream.
 
2013-01-26 09:26:15 PM  

Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?


For your information, he's the load YOUR mother should have swallowed!

/I crack me up sometimes
 
2013-01-26 09:27:16 PM  

lordargent: recursion limit reached.


Then I'll stick to simple repetition.

Oh look, a post...
 
2013-01-26 09:27:18 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


I am pretty sure we have a troll here. Plenty of cliches tied together in an aggressive package attracting rebuttals left and right.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:16 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there


*grins*

Hi!
 
2013-01-26 09:28:46 PM  
Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.  In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.
 
2013-01-26 09:29:00 PM  

Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?


I had never heard that before. That was pretty funny.

You might want to get your anger issues checked out before you shoot up an office building, though.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:02 PM  
Something ive noticed is that women younger than myself generally expect a man to be 1-2 grades of shape better than themselves wheras women my age and older will go for a man 1-2 grades of shape worse than themself.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:03 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:16 PM  
*gams

/rum
 
2013-01-26 09:31:23 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:31 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Thank you. I like being only the second-most disliked person in a thread for a change.

/snark.
//I know that some of you love me.
///Just please stop hanging out in my driveway.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:58 PM  

teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.  In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.
 
2013-01-26 09:32:31 PM  
Look, sure you can fark a skinny chick. But it's like riding a bike down railroad tracks. You're gunna f-f-f-f-eel e-e-e-very b-b-b--bump.
 
2013-01-26 09:32:51 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.
 
2013-01-26 09:33:23 PM  

marsgwar: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention.


This is true. A kind word and treating them right goes a long way.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:00 PM  

Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.


This is why you never get laid.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:31 PM  

WhippingBoy: Marshal805: KiwDaWabbit: Marshal805:

Did you actually read the thread, or was that your canned response any time this type of topic comes up?

Are you load your mother should have swallowed?

For your information, he's the load YOUR mother should have swallowed!

/I crack me up sometimes


NOW whose white knighting?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:18 PM  

Knob_Gobbler: I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.


-Sir Walter Raleigh?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:19 PM  

teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.


You mean coitus?
 
2013-01-26 09:37:36 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

You mean coitus?


The physical act of love?
 
mjg
2013-01-26 09:38:45 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


ca.eonline.com

/but I agree with you
 
2013-01-26 09:39:30 PM  

Rik01: Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.

Profound. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Too bad all of these 'juicy' ladies with 8 foot butts, bowling ball heads, big, fat, flat feet and 30 lb saggy boobs disagree. I see them on game shows dancing around and calling themselves sexy and I want to hurl all over the screen.

I really get the urge to hurl when shopping in Wal-mart and they appear, wearing short - shorts, cell phone glued to one ear and faces starting to resemble those of a British Bulldog.

Goes for guys too. Suck it in fellows. Chicks aint that crazy about beer barrel guts, faces with enough jowls to look melted and for cripes sake, knock it off with the knee shorts, sports jerseys designed to fit an elephant and baseball caps perched on bullet heads.

The day old stubble look just makes your face look like a rocky, plowed field. Besides, all that flab is going to make sure your wife outlives you by about 15 years.

Beers, nachos, fried pig skins and triple burgers are NOT diet food.


These two fantasize about the bigguns a lot. Look at all the descriptions--gets 'em hot I bet.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:34 PM  

Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!


How have you been?
 
2013-01-26 09:39:40 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: teto85: Real women have curves.  The Mrs is from good Scottish farming stock.  Ginger and a spitfire as her gorgeous locks and flaming green eyes would have you believe.  She's at a healthy weight, not a thunder thighs nor a spinner, but just right.  She can put her ankles behind her ears but she prefers to put them on my shoulders.   In fact she is calling now.  Back in 26 minutes.

You mean coitus?


So it takes you 25 minutes to smoke a cigarette after sex
 
2013-01-26 09:40:20 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.


You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:35 PM  

Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.


Nice white-knighting farktard
 
2013-01-26 09:40:48 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.


This is, I think, a better type of exercise.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:30 PM  

mjg: thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

[ca.eonline.com image 560x415]

/but I agree with you


I don't know why I find that picture so funny, but I can't stop laughing.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:53 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.


Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...
 
2013-01-26 09:43:18 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


Or people who really like rape.
 
2013-01-26 09:43:29 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


You must really like rape.
 
2013-01-26 09:43:37 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...


You like rape?
 
2013-01-26 09:44:15 PM  

GoldSpider: Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You must really like rape.


Dammit, too slow!
 
2013-01-26 09:44:47 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.
 
2013-01-26 09:44:50 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: GoldSpider: Pete_T_Mann: Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You must really like rape.

Dammit, too slow!


We were both beat.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:00 PM  

Kome: fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.

This is, I think, a better type of exercise.


Thanks. That was neat.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:16 PM  

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.

Nice white-knighting farktard


Truly you are a master in the art of debate.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:34 PM  
I happen to like thin chicks. meh. To each their own.
 
2013-01-26 09:48:38 PM  

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.


Impossible.

She only likes men.
 
2013-01-26 09:49:03 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?


Get a room.
 
2013-01-26 09:50:18 PM  
I'm a skinny guy. 5'11", wear 31" waist jeans/slacks (when I can find them) and 30" in boardshorts. I eat (and drink) more calories in a day than you'd believe, and in my mid-thirties I seem to only be getting skinnier. I'm fortunate in that I have a job that keeps me VERY active and on my feet 60+ hours a week (maybe fortunate is the wrong word there)

I find skinnier women more attractive (not antler bones) than larger women, There, I said it. Am I somehow in the wrong here? I'm not arguing that women can't be beautiful if they're not a size 2 or 4. But I have a certain body type and I'm attracted to women that share this trait. Misogyny? No, just base and instinctual.

/Like them built for speed, not for comfort
//would rather drive a Corvette than an Escalade
///okay, now it's gotten misogynistic. sorry
 
2013-01-26 09:50:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Alright, blue moon!
 
2013-01-26 09:51:03 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.


teto85: Real women have curves.


Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.


You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-01-26 09:52:07 PM  

GoldSpider: You must really like rape.


I haven't tried it yet, but if I do, I'll bring some Viagra so I live up to expectations. But the plundering would be nice as well, I could use some extra cash... I'm pretty indifferent to the pillaging, though.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:21 PM  
Actually, the first thing I look at in a woman *is* her eyes. Why? Is she kind? That's why. Is she bright? The rest is just Christmas wrapping. If it takes three hours to unwrap you, though, not stupid or mean might not be enough.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:52 PM  
Yet you can hear this country getting fatter....so good luck with that guys.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:18 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


Look at those sharp knees!
 
2013-01-26 09:53:20 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


I used that to pick my teeth once.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:37 PM  
Almost no one wants to date an amorphous blob. I make an effort not to keep my weight in a certain healthy range and I don't think that's too much to ask from a mate.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:41 PM  

Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?


Okay rock star, it's Saturday night and you're picking on people here... rather than picking up supermodels.  Whatever.
 
2013-01-26 09:54:12 PM  

Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.


Ooh, damn, that's actually really good. Credit where credit's due, I'll have to remember that one.
 
2013-01-26 09:55:25 PM  

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.
 
2013-01-26 09:56:53 PM  

milowitz: Yet you can hear this country getting fatter....so good luck with that guys.


It is a disturbing, slow, creaking sound, like a balloon that has nearly too much air in it. It is why I can't sleep at night.
 
2013-01-26 09:56:59 PM  
"You're a revolting tub of Crisco!" "No, you're just an anorectic bag of antlers!" And yet, those are still exceptions and not the two choices available. F*cking false dichotomies, how do they work?
 
2013-01-26 09:57:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much.


I've gotten used to the heartbreak.
 
2013-01-26 09:58:30 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?

Get a room.


Sorry if me asking a question is making you mad or embarrassed.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:36 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.


It's funny how we see ourselves. Complete strangers stop me and ask if my eyes are really that blue (to me, they look green and are nothing extraordinary. Of course, I've had them for a very long time).

/ Apparently cool eyes, dark hair, tall and not fat.
 
2013-01-26 10:01:53 PM  

octopied: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.


The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...
 
2013-01-26 10:02:06 PM  

bunner: If it takes three hours to unwrap you


Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.
 
mjg
2013-01-26 10:02:40 PM  
Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)
 
2013-01-26 10:02:57 PM  

Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.


Hmmm, "only" men? Did I mention your sister was there, too?
 
2013-01-26 10:04:45 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?

Get a room.

Sorry if me asking a question is making you mad or embarrassed.


Lighten up, Francis, it was a joke.

/wasn't mad or embarrassed
//was fapping, though, about the both of you
 
2013-01-26 10:04:51 PM  

sno man: octopied: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.

The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...


I'm pretty sure we're talking "proper weight" circa 2013. Not from a period where bathing was considered unhealthful.
 
2013-01-26 10:05:36 PM  
Not that picky...

I just want Bang Bang Bang

NSFW
 
2013-01-26 10:07:16 PM  

GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!


I'll third that. Top one... meh... second one... YEOWSAAA! Yummy. Big tits never ever turned me on, after some chick on top kept slapping my face with them when we were doing the horizontal mambo. Just gross.
 
2013-01-26 10:08:59 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the booty, followed by the body and its yams, eyes and breasteses. Oh, and then the personality.


FTFY
 
2013-01-26 10:12:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

I'm currently examining my life right now and wondering where it went so horribly wrong.

Thank you, good sir. Thank you and God Bless!


lol
 
2013-01-26 10:14:16 PM  

BubbleAndSqueak: thisisyourbrainonFark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

It's funny how we see ourselves. Complete strangers stop me and ask if my eyes are really that blue (to me, they look green and are nothing extraordinary. Of course, I've had them for a very long time).

/ Apparently cool eyes, dark hair, tall and not fat.


I'm also tall, with dark hair and not completely flabby. I gave birth to my girth in college, when my metabolism slowed and I discovered beer, cannabis, cheap Mexican food, beer, rum, crab legs and stasis. Now I trim the slight gut with quarterly workouts.
 
2013-01-26 10:15:28 PM  

ramblinwreck: Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.


/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.

Hmmm, "only" men? Did I mention your sister was there, too?


Translation: "GawdDamit! I WANT THE LAST WORD!


Seriously though, use some "Preparation H", already.
 
2013-01-26 10:20:00 PM  

mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)


Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-26 10:22:23 PM  

Marshal805: Translation: "GawdDamit! I WANT THE LAST WORD!


Couldn't the same apply to you?

It would appear that regardless of which type you prefer, the more you open your mouth you're guaranteed to get none.
 
2013-01-26 10:22:55 PM  

BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.


Here's the secret to men: don't nag
 
2013-01-26 10:23:15 PM  
i like skinny guys, like right down to almost cadaverous. I don't know how fat I'd go. Not very. I think I'd even rather have a smoker. He can brush his teeth.

/but not in the house!
 
2013-01-26 10:24:29 PM  

KidneyStone: [kbclan.spruz.com image 420x455]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x459]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 516x774]


I hope you become afflicted by your namesake.
 
2013-01-26 10:25:48 PM  

WhippingBoy: sno man: octopied: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

The first one is dangerously underweight, and the next is within proper weight although probably towards the higher end of that range.

Anyways, people generally are most attracted to people who are reasonably within proper weight. Of course there is a range though, and even those who are too big or to small can usually find someone.

The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...

I'm pretty sure we're talking "proper weight" circa 2013. Not from a period where bathing was considered unhealthful.


Proper weight in the age of BMI?  Where hard core athletes are fatties cause the math is funny?
 
2013-01-26 10:29:44 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Marshal805: ramblinwreck: Marshal805: Judging by the number of butthurt comments my post has generated I must have described quite a few of you to a tee.

/The truth hurts, don't it?

Actually, no. Not even close. I can't be sexually frustrated as I just farked your mom last night.

Impossible.

She only likes men.

Ooh, damn, that's actually really good. Credit where credit's due, I'll have to remember that one.


Frankly, I think "Are you load you're mother should have swallowed?" is his best work. You can use it all the time for pretty much anything.
 
2013-01-26 10:31:30 PM  
Okay, next legit question - Is it true that a tall muscular good-looking man with a really huge American penis can be intimidating to some women? Because sometimes I get self-conscious about it.
 
2013-01-26 10:35:06 PM  
i.imgur.com

/the new normal
 
2013-01-26 10:36:25 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 658x459]

/the new normal


God I love those things.
 
2013-01-26 10:36:29 PM  

cryinoutloud: i like skinny guys, like right down to almost cadaverous. I don't know how fat I'd go. Not very. I think I'd even rather have a smoker. He can brush his teeth.

/but not in the house!


Where are you sending him to brush his teeth....?
 
2013-01-26 10:36:36 PM  

WhippingBoy: BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.

Here's the secret to men: don't nag


I laughed. Out loud!
 
2013-01-26 10:38:51 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Okay, next legit question - Is it true that a tall muscular good-looking man with a really huge American penis can be intimidating to some women? Because sometimes I get self-conscious about it.


Well, you probably shouldn't be walking around with some guys dismembered penis in your hands...
 
2013-01-26 10:42:03 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: WhippingBoy: BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.

Here's the secret to men: don't nag

I laughed. Out loud!


Same here. That was great! It really IS that simple, ladies.
 
2013-01-26 10:42:07 PM  

Pete_T_Mann: Well, you probably shouldn't be walking around with some guys dismembered penis in your hands...


It's not dismembered.
 
2013-01-26 10:42:45 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: thisisyourbrainonFark: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Zeppelininthesky: I have dated both.

*Raises arm*

(Using both hands)

Hello there

*grins*

Hi!

How have you been?

Get a room.

Sorry if me asking a question is making you mad or embarrassed.

Lighten up, Francis, it was a joke.

/wasn't mad or embarrassed
//was fapping, though, about the both of you


Sorry, this is Fark and I am used to people being snarky and rage filled.
 
2013-01-26 10:43:21 PM  
Meh, Sara Rue was hotter when she was "fat".
 
mjg
2013-01-26 10:44:32 PM  

BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.


Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.
 
2013-01-26 10:49:54 PM  

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


They're both about a 4.
 
2013-01-26 10:51:04 PM  
It isn't just your body. It is the whole thing: Eyes, personality, intelligence, body, face, personal traits.

But yeah, body is one of the things on that list that determines how desirable or not desirable you are.

(this is true for both genders)
 
2013-01-26 10:52:39 PM  

BubbleAndSqueak: Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster


Well, that's one excuse.
 
2013-01-26 10:53:48 PM  

iollowStudman69: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

They're both about a 4.


FTFY
 
2013-01-26 10:56:23 PM  

mjg: Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.


Don't fall for it. The difference between men and women is that when it comes to the opposite sex, men will say what they want, and women will say what they think society expects them to want.

Man's story: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.
Man's reality: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.

Woman's story: I want a chill guy with a sense of humor, average looks, someone who wont lie.
Woman's reality: I want him to look like Brad Pitt, treat me like shiat, so I can "change" him into Prince Charming.

Man's story: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.
Man's reality: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.

Woman's story: I like artistic guys who understand me, enjoy giving each other our space, and have a normal, steady job.
Woman's reality: I require continuous access to a well-funded bank account.
 
2013-01-26 10:57:00 PM  

sno man: The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...


I can see why that would be "trouble"....if you can't figure out what century it is.
 
2013-01-26 10:59:03 PM  

mjg: BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.

Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.


She's an alt. I anticipated this amusement.
 
2013-01-26 11:02:42 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


That looks like a 12 year old. Maybe.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. Ew.
 
2013-01-26 11:03:09 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


You can like anything you want.

That said, guys asking for 'not fat' aren't exactly asking the world of a woman.
 
2013-01-26 11:05:38 PM  
I'm currently in a bind.

I'm dating 2 girls.
1 is way to skinny but somehow has amazing real boobs. Girl number 2 is a bit thick.

I find myself taking out the skinny girl to buffets and restaurants with heavy foods, the thick girl I ask for her to share a dish with me.

I think I have problems.
 
2013-01-26 11:06:57 PM  

GoldSpider: Perfection (IMHO)  SFW


Yes please.
 
2013-01-26 11:08:21 PM  

iollow: They're both about a 4.


Ms Hendricks a 4? You sound gay,

Not that there is anything wrong with that
 
2013-01-26 11:10:11 PM  
OK let the Gay guy here explain it to you

Link
 
2013-01-26 11:10:53 PM  
"But I can be fat and rude and pushy and demanding and disagreeable as long as I have a JOB"

Yep, you can.

You can also be very alone and very surprised at what money WONT buy you.

Welcome to equality. It's staggeringly boring. Equality isn't "you have to sniff my piss so WHAT EVER!" Equality is the same sized shovel. Equality is a loaf of perfectly sliced white bread and nothing to put on it. Obesity is a health problem and it's not attractive and expecting men to stare at their feet when you yell at them for saying so isn't, either.
 
2013-01-26 11:11:16 PM  
I don't mean to be catty, but is English the first language of this article's author?

/oh, who am I kidding? OF COURSE I MEAN TO BE CATTY
 
2013-01-26 11:13:40 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: mjg: Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.

Don't fall for it. The difference between men and women is that when it comes to the opposite sex, men will say what they want, and women will say what they think society expects them to want.

Man's story: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.
Man's reality: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.

Woman's story: I want a chill guy with a sense of humor, average looks, someone who wont lie.
Woman's reality: I want him to look like Brad Pitt, treat me like shiat, so I can "change" him into Prince Charming.

Man's story: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.
Man's reality: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.

Woman's story: I like artistic guys who understand me, enjoy giving each other our space, and have a normal, steady job.
Woman's reality: I require continuous access to a well-funded bank account.


Naw, I said I wanted a man with freckles who was a weirdo. I should have been pickier. But you know, freckles.

My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.
 
2013-01-26 11:13:55 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: sno man: The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...

I can see why that would be "trouble"....if you can't figure out what century it is.


I'll let your reading skills slide cause you're only old enough to have voted 3 times.
 
2013-01-26 11:15:52 PM  

FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.


I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.
 
2013-01-26 11:18:52 PM  

AbbeySomeone: mjg: BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.

Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.

She's an alt. I anticipated this amusement.


Nope. Not an alt, AbbeySomeone.I'm pretty AbbeyNormal (wait...that's not what I meant).

And, damn straight. Don't nag, ladies! Be an adult, and don't treat your man worse than you treat your friends.
 
2013-01-26 11:20:30 PM  

bunner: FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.

I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.


I've met women like that. All I could think was "if a man like that even existed, what the hell would he want with you?"
 
2013-01-26 11:22:20 PM  
content7.flixster.com

disagrees.

/surely not obscure on Fark
//"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
///link is hotter than a skinny/fat chick, take your pick
 
2013-01-26 11:23:22 PM  

sno man: ThrobblefootSpectre: sno man: The trouble is "proper weight" changes over time and varies wildly.  Rubens 17c v. Manet 19c for examples...

I can see why that would be "trouble"....if you can't figure out what century it is.

I'll let your reading skills slide cause you're only old enough to have voted 3 times.


Cool, 'cause I already decided not to say anything about your reasoning skills.
 
2013-01-26 11:24:56 PM  

Azlefty: Ms Hendricks a 4? You sound gay,


Hendricks is way higher than a 4, but I don't find her that attractive sexually. I appreciate her face and figure like a fine painting; and like most people I don't f*ck paintings.

For whatever reason, I'm more attractive to thin girls. I like boobs, but don't mind the comparatively small-chested girls I normally date. If that makes me gay, then I'll take two dicks four ways to Sunday.
 
2013-01-26 11:30:54 PM  
Any woman that doesn't like me is a lesbian.
 
2013-01-26 11:36:19 PM  
Hmmm. From my experience and observation, I think most men actually like women that fall some place in the healthy weight spectrum- but that is now that is considered 'skinny' if you're looking at people out on the street because so many people are overweight.

By hollywood/modeling standards, that is fat, or at best 'curvy'. And usually what men mean when they say they like 'curvy', not 300 lbs of curves.

Hollywood/modeling 'skinny' though, is the proverbial bag of bones where the girl is medically underweight and doesn't seem to be desired that much except to be looked at in pictures. Somehow in regular life, girls who are that skinny don't seem to get as much attention, I don't know why. Maybe there's just a big enough difference between look and feel. Or maybe the camera does add an extra 10 pounds.

So yeah, they prefer 'skinny' women, if by skinny you mean 'not medically obese' and some place in the healthy weight zone, which should really not be news at all.
 
2013-01-26 11:38:13 PM  

bunner: FunkOut: My sister had a whole page in a notebook of what she wanted right down to the hair.

I've had a few women in my life who kept reciting their laundry lists. They probably still are, but not to me.


Meh, I'm in one of those Manti Teo style relationships myself.My guy doesn't actually exist, but if I really want to, I can pretend he does. Less drama this way.
 
2013-01-26 11:46:06 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


How about fat hairy pasty guys with enourmous cocks(like Ron Jeremy) ?
 
2013-01-26 11:49:32 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Pete_T_Mann: Pete_T_Mann: thisisyourbrainonFark: Gergesa: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's all about the eyes, followed by the body and its booty, breasteses and yams. Oh, and then the personality.

No, it is all about swordsmanship followed by archery skills and then its the ability take castles by leading a charge of warhorses.

This is why you never get laid.

You're forgetting about the rape, rape, pillage and plunder part.

Oops, rape was only supposed to be there once. Though I guess its appropriate for some armies...

You like rape?


He does...
Blazing Saddles
Link
 
2013-01-26 11:55:40 PM  

ambercat: So yeah, they prefer 'skinny' women, if by skinny you mean 'not medically obese' and some place in the healthy weight zone, which should really not be news at all.


Yep... pretty much. It's all about how healthy they are. Obese or overweight does not in any way strike me as being healthy in the same way that anorexic women don't strike me as being healthy either.

Luckily for my wife and I, we're both well within' the healthy range. I'm about 145-150lbs and she's about 115-120lbs. Our kids are also at healthy weights (not obese, not bags of bones). The key... is healthy.
 
2013-01-26 11:59:03 PM  

octopied: My guy doesn't actually exist, but if I really want to, I can pretend he does.


Maybe he's in a mislabeled box. It happens. Sometimes the diamond is in the box marked "noodles". : )
 
2013-01-27 12:04:23 AM  
before reading I'm gonna guess this is the thread where dudes who can only score fat chicks claim they prefer fat chicks
 
2013-01-27 12:07:09 AM  

bunner: octopied: My guy doesn't actually exist, but if I really want to, I can pretend he does.

Maybe he's in a mislabeled box. It happens. Sometimes the diamond is in the box marked "noodles". : )


Sometimes my noodle's in a box marked "diamonds."
 
2013-01-27 12:08:16 AM  
mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

For me, it was/is love - after 25 years we've both had body changes - i filled out to a permanent 125 lbs, he has slimmed to twice that (down about 45 lbs or so) - he is also a foot taller than i am
Our genes combined one time in almost equal measure - a 6.3, 170 lb male giraffe

"Female superior" is fun - but "missionary" is always a classic, if that was your "real" question
 
2013-01-27 12:09:55 AM  
Stages of size/shape anorexic, thin, atheletic, normal, chubby, fat, diabeetus, daaaayum.

I prefer anything right of anorexic and left of fat.
 
2013-01-27 12:16:04 AM  

BigJake: before reading I'm gonna guess this is the thread where dudes who can only score fat chicks claim they prefer fat chicks


Oh look another rock star with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than come on to Fark and pretend they're better than people that are on Fark on a Saturday night.  Dude, you are dividing by zero.
 
2013-01-27 12:18:20 AM  

sno man: Oh look another rock star with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than come on to Fark and pretend they're better than people that are on Fark on a Saturday night.


Nope. Did my drinking for the week last night. Beer makes you fat after all
 
2013-01-27 12:27:02 AM  

BigJake: sno man: Oh look another rock star with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than come on to Fark and pretend they're better than people that are on Fark on a Saturday night.

Nope. Did my drinking for the week last night. Beer makes you fat after all


Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.
 
2013-01-27 12:30:06 AM  

sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.


your girlfriend sounds fat
 
2013-01-27 12:33:41 AM  
Why can't I get paid to look at skinny chicks
 
2013-01-27 12:35:05 AM  

BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat


My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...
 
2013-01-27 12:40:13 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Sometimes my noodle's in a box marked "diamonds."


Welcome to the craps shoot. Try and find a comfy chair.
 
2013-01-27 12:40:33 AM  

sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...


So the gf is fat and the wife is not?
 
2013-01-27 12:41:38 AM  
I don't know why so many people make a distinction between the words 'curvy' and 'thin'. Curvy can include a wide range of BMIs--just so long as the WHR is 0.7 or less, which actually tends to be more common in thin ladies than fat ones.
 
2013-01-27 12:42:13 AM  
Humping a fat girl is like riding a moped....

It's a lot of fun, but you hope none of your friends see you
 
2013-01-27 12:42:59 AM  
I think that Candye Kane, said it best...

Sessy isn't just body type. Candye is crazy sessy, not because she's a big gal. Not because she used to be a porn star back in the day. Not because she's got such great pipes. She's sessy because she works what she's got, she's confident, she's funny, and she has a great time on stage, or off. She's infectious fun at a gig, and she has charisma and then some. She can work a room and folks get that she's there to have a great time. That is sessy to me.

Attractive isn't in one body type. It's not in hair color. It's not in how big the boobs are, or how curvaceous the butt is, or flat the tummy. Attractive is a whole lot of factors, and what you may find attractive, isn't going to turn on everyone. I know gals who have been a little funny looking when you sat down and looked at pictures, and were crazy, mad sexy when you were in their presence, because they had charisma and style and grace, and exuded a confidence that drew you in. I tend to like gals with bewbs and butts, but there have been skinny minnies who have had it in spades, and got me all worked up. There are big gals who have it as well. And gals who are an average size. It comes down to a lot more than just physical traits--I know gals who are physically very attractive, but there is just nothing to connect to, and it's sort of like looking at a very well crafted statue for all the attraction because they just don't have any spark or personality. Dumb is never sessy to me. Dumb and sort of disinterested in life, that's not a turn on either.

Attraction isn't just stats and figures. It's connection. It's interests. Heck, the girl critter nailed me, because while she IS quite an attractive gal, she smelled like home--there's no other way to describe it, her scent is just right, and maybe that's just unconscious cues that means we can have a lot of babies, or something else entirely, but she nestles into my arms, her scent is just right. That she's bright, and funny, and a little geeky, and can throw a decent punch, and likes to fish, that's even more to fall for.

What some call overweight, some find OK. Heck, some prefer it. What some call skinny, some folks call a slice of alright. The one thing that IS constant in human mating habits is variation. Not everyone likes the same things, and not everyone is for you, but others find just right. Boils down to it, and again Candy Kane said it better than I will. Everybody needs love...
 
2013-01-27 12:44:31 AM  
I can tell you this much. If you're gonna go home from the dance with somebody, find somebody you like,. Not just love, not just shaggable, somebody you like hanging out with. Because 40 years from now, you're both gonna wake up next to somebody who looks like one of your grandparents. And if you don't like who they are, you're screwed.
 
2013-01-27 12:49:25 AM  

bunner: I can tell you this much. If you're gonna go home from the dance with somebody, find somebody you like,. Not just love, not just shaggable, somebody you like hanging out with. Because 40 years from now, you're both gonna wake up next to somebody who looks like one of your grandparents. And if you don't like who they are, you're screwed.


Very true if you are "looking to buy" If you are just looking for a short term lease who gives a flying fark.
 
2013-01-27 12:51:33 AM  

Oldiron_79: Very true if you are "looking to buy" If you are just looking for a short term lease who gives a flying fark.


That's why I said "go home from the dance with". Not "head out to the parked cars near the dumpster behind the building where the dance is at".
 
2013-01-27 12:51:46 AM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 12:54:06 AM  

Oldiron_79: sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...

So the gf is fat and the wife is not?


yea, no... But thanks for playing...
 
2013-01-27 01:00:33 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-27 01:03:00 AM  

sno man: Oldiron_79: sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...

So the gf is fat and the wife is not?

yea, no... But thanks for playing...


Oh right the wife might look over your shoulder while you are on computer
 
2013-01-27 01:12:26 AM  
From TFA:

"This research study was conducted by researchers at the Department of Personality, Evaluation and Psychological Treatment of the University of Granada."

Did someone else already notice this? Of course they did.
 
2013-01-27 01:13:31 AM  

King Something: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x266]


Done in one!
 
2013-01-27 01:16:06 AM  

Oldiron_79: sno man: Oldiron_79: sno man: BigJake: sno man: Still dividing by zero, BigJake skinny Farker.

your girlfriend sounds fat

My wife is not, but thanks for your concern...

So the gf is fat and the wife is not?

yea, no... But thanks for playing...

Oh right the wife might look over your shoulder while you are on computer


I found her...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-27 01:28:10 AM  

KidneyStone: [kbclan.spruz.com image 420x455]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x459]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 516x774]


I can never unsee this ... there isn't enough eye bleach in the world.
 
2013-01-27 01:36:37 AM  
If her curves have curves, she's too fat
 
2013-01-27 01:39:15 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

You see the look on the face of the monkey behind that fat monkey? Don't be that monkey.
 
2013-01-27 01:40:56 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: If her curves have curves, she's too fat


Pretty much this. I like a girl a little on the chubby side just fine, but when she gets up into diabeetus range Im like how about no bear.
 
2013-01-27 01:43:48 AM  

Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: If her curves have curves, she's too fat

Pretty much this. I like a girl a little on the chubby side just fine, but when she gets up into diabeetus range Im like how about no bear.


For your viewing pleasure NSFW non nude
 
2013-01-27 01:46:57 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: If her curves have curves, she's too fat

Pretty much this. I like a girl a little on the chubby side just fine, but when she gets up into diabeetus range Im like how about no bear.

For your viewing pleasure NSFW non nude


Very nice.
 
2013-01-27 01:47:11 AM  

Kome: fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.

This is, I think, a better type of exercise.


PrincetonTotalFark could use a guy like JoelKome
 
2013-01-27 01:55:26 AM  

Coronal mass ejection: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.


/Look in the mirror sometime, you sexually frustrated hypocrites.
//I'm a heterosexual male, so skip the homophobic/misogynistic garbage you try to pass off as wit.

[i.somethingawful.com image 193x250]
Bass players everywhere take offense..


Well, I didn't to his post. Yours was pretty offensive though.
 
2013-01-27 02:03:41 AM  

stiletto_the_wise: mjg: Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.

Don't fall for it. The difference between men and women is that when it comes to the opposite sex, men will say what they want, and women will say what they think society expects them to want.

Man's story: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.
Man's reality: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.

Woman's story: I want a chill guy with a sense of humor, average looks, someone who wont lie.
Woman's reality: I want him to look like Brad Pitt, treat me like shiat, so I can "change" him into Prince Charming.

Man's story: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.
Man's reality: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.

Woman's story: I like artistic guys who understand me, enjoy giving each other our space, and have a normal, steady job.
Woman's reality: I require continuous access to a well-funded bank account.


Someone sounds bitter.
 
2013-01-27 02:12:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


Well, most muscular ripped men with enormous dicks stick with other muscular ripped men with enormous dicks.

So I hope you're a homosexual male who's muscular and ripped with a big dick. Otherwise you're going to feel lonely, and that males me sad.
 
2013-01-27 02:14:39 AM  

dollbreaks: I don't know why so many people make a distinction between the words 'curvy' and 'thin'. Curvy can include a wide range of BMIs--just so long as the WHR is 0.7 or less, which actually tends to be more common in thin ladies than fat ones.


Yes. 35-25-35 is possible at 115 pounds. Have to be small boned but it is possible.
 
2013-01-27 02:19:08 AM  

FunkOut: dollbreaks: I don't know why so many people make a distinction between the words 'curvy' and 'thin'. Curvy can include a wide range of BMIs--just so long as the WHR is 0.7 or less, which actually tends to be more common in thin ladies than fat ones.

Yes. 35-25-35 is possible at 115 pounds. Have to be small boned but it is possible.


Only if she's 5'3"

\Remember, Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-01-27 02:22:47 AM  
Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes, it's just in the eyes.

To each his or her own.

I prefer athletic women, but that's just me.
 
2013-01-27 02:38:13 AM  

pion: FunkOut: dollbreaks: I don't know why so many people make a distinction between the words 'curvy' and 'thin'. Curvy can include a wide range of BMIs--just so long as the WHR is 0.7 or less, which actually tends to be more common in thin ladies than fat ones.

Yes. 35-25-35 is possible at 115 pounds. Have to be small boned but it is possible.

Only if she's 5'3"

\Remember, Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.


Actually, 5'6".
 
2013-01-27 02:40:17 AM  
You know that song "Cherry Pie" by Warant? Did you notice they didn't do a song called "She's My Nine Course Dinner With a Two Liter of Faygo and Box Of Little Debbie's Zeebah Cakes"?
 
2013-01-27 02:48:03 AM  

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


On the first one -- if that is her natural body weight, is it really right to say that she's gross or wrong? I find this whole "real women have curves" thing to be as self-defeating as the hate for larger women. Either way, it emphasizes this idea that a woman's worth is in her body and whether other people find her attractive. Why can't we just accept women's bodies, large or small?
 
2013-01-27 03:17:41 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

And I'm in no position to be picky.


Show me a decent sized girl reading all those books and thats marriage material right there. Simply posing in front of them, however.... She's probably just a farkette regular.
 
HBK
2013-01-27 03:26:37 AM  

BigJake: before reading I'm gonna guess this is the thread where dudes who can only score fat chicks claim they prefer fat chicks


This.
 
2013-01-27 03:27:29 AM  

BubbleAndSqueak: mjg: Legit question Farkettes:

I've always been a fit guy, but I wonder how it is for a fit woman to be with a big fat barrel chested dude. Just seems gross.

Any comments?
/ I'd assume it's 'love' (aka. money - cue fatguywithhotchickatpool.jpeg)

Pretty much, yes, in some cases.

Here's the secret to women. Be nice, don't lie, make us laugh. And, if we're recently divorced/ just broke up with someone who was physically in great shape, don't be the immediate next guy if you resemble Mr. PotatoHead. Give us some space, because we're just as shallow as you. We just get over it faster and will see and love you for your personality.

Just don't be the rebound guy. Not all of us are hung up on your money, because we make our own. Just... And I cannot stress this enough... Don't be the rebound guy.

You're welcome.


Wise words
 
2013-01-27 03:29:56 AM  

stiletto_the_wise: mjg: Thank you BubbleAndSqueak. The best advice I've gotten on Fark.

Don't fall for it. The difference between men and women is that when it comes to the opposite sex, men will say what they want, and women will say what they think society expects them to want.

Man's story: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.
Man's reality: I want a girl with a tight ass, legs that go on for miles, who doesn't nag much and who loves to fark.

Woman's story: I want a chill guy with a sense of humor, average looks, someone who wont lie.
Woman's reality: I want him to look like Brad Pitt, treat me like shiat, so I can "change" him into Prince Charming.

Man's story: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.
Man's reality: I'm into skinny, kind of nerdy chicks who at least won't be embarrassed by my D&D get togethers.

Woman's story: I like artistic guys who understand me, enjoy giving each other our space, and have a normal, steady job.
Woman's reality: I require continuous access to a well-funded bank account.


Wiser words
 
2013-01-27 03:42:21 AM  
The problem with skinny ladies ... you hit bone while boning ... chubbby chicks .. they say you are just a chubby chaser ...

I believe that there is a perfect type of women for every heterosexual male out there .... you just need to put in the time an effort to find them ...

Most men do not have the time and resources to do this ... in my experience ... you love life and become self absorbed ... but you love life ... and you really love and enjoy women ... and they can feel this.
 
2013-01-27 04:05:20 AM  
and you drink to much and try to figure out what your last post meant .... WTF ... i need less Jack Daniels Honey stuff ... and more Gatorade!
 
2013-01-27 05:19:58 AM  
As a gentleman of stout stature I am of the opinion that all fat people, myself included, should be ridiculed. Loudly. Being fat is a dangerous thing, and it will kill you.

The number one cause of death in the US is heart disease. Fast food drives that. (So at a stretch, which stretching is something fat people are unfamiliar with, you could say that McDonald's kills more people every year than anything else.)


/Bananas for breakfast.
//I'm trying.
 
2013-01-27 06:34:08 AM  
My wife and I recently listed to a TED talk on relationships. The lady suggested that women who were married to men who were fatter than they were, were significantly happier and the relationship was healthier overall.

Why? Because the woman doesn't have to constantly compare herself to her mate,

I'm putting on some pudge lately... because I love my wife. Seriously though, I'm getting a biatchunky around the midsection (my definition may be different from other peoples - when I graduated high school I was 5'9" 130, at 30 I'm 5'9 170) so I'm trying to motivate myself to lose some weight. I keep saying that if I ever look down and no longer see my little buddy, I need to work out. It's going to happen soon.

/Stupid wife that cooks really good food...
 
2013-01-27 08:02:33 AM  

bunner: I can tell you this much. If you're gonna go home from the dance with somebody, find somebody you like,. Not just love, not just shaggable, somebody you like hanging out with. Because 40 years from now, you're both gonna wake up next to somebody who looks like one of your grandparents. And if you don't like who they are, you're screwed.


Haven't met someone I liked that was available in quite a long time. The thing about likable people is they are a rare commodity and what is left is a dating wasteland that you actually become a part of once you become as disillusioned as I have.
 
2013-01-27 08:36:37 AM  
bookmark
 
2013-01-27 09:16:43 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Kome: fragMasterFlash: Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.

This is, I think, a better type of exercise.

PrincetonTotalFark could use a guy like JoelKome


Damn dude. Thanks!
 
2013-01-27 10:02:26 AM  

ennuie: Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]

On the first one -- if that is her natural body weight, is it really right to say that she's gross or wrong? I find this whole "real women have curves" thing to be as self-defeating as the hate for larger women. Either way, it emphasizes this idea that a woman's worth is in her body and whether other people find her attractive. Why can't we just accept women's bodies, large or small?


Can we accept men, short or tall, bald or hairy, rich or poor, nerdy or jock, shy or outgoing?
 
2013-01-27 10:19:25 AM  
Yet for some strange reason, fat MEN always get women. I don't get it.

Skinny guys, myself included, never have a girl. Ever. None of us. Every fat guy? HAS A FREAKING GIRL.

*grumbles*
 
2013-01-27 10:29:35 AM  
I think what TFA is saying is healthy (not model, not obese) weights are preferred. Makes sense.

As a girl, I have to say I would that personality/compatibility of lives is more important than looks. The pretty guys are nice to look at, though. A thing of beauty is a joy forever and all that. I do have a thing for dark hair and British accents.
 
2013-01-27 10:29:59 AM  
Overweight women have skinny women beat by a mile when it comes to moving the earth. Right down into the earth's mantle that is.
 
2013-01-27 11:06:21 AM  

jake3988: Yet for some strange reason, fat MEN always get women. I don't get it.

Skinny guys, myself included, never have a girl. Ever. None of us. Every fat guy? HAS A FREAKING GIRL.

*grumbles*


Drug dealer. Anytime that you see a fat/scraggily/greasy guy with a hot girl it is because he will freely supply her with coke, weed, or whatever. Sometimes for free or at a deep discount for services rendered.

Or it's her brother.
 
2013-01-27 11:17:29 AM  

jake3988: Yet for some strange reason, fat MEN always get women. I don't get it.

Skinny guys, myself included, never have a girl. Ever. None of us. Every fat guy? HAS A FREAKING GIRL.

*grumbles*


Try being 20 lb too heavy. It's like you're invisible and smell bad.
 
2013-01-27 11:32:16 AM  

jake3988: Yet for some strange reason, fat MEN always get women. I don't get it.

Skinny guys, myself included, never have a girl. Ever. None of us. Every fat guy? HAS A FREAKING GIRL.

*grumbles*


I wonder the same thing about fat chicks. Apparently nobody's attracted to fat people but they're always attached. Perhaps they lower their standards or they don't like being alone so they stay with whoever will be with them?

Everyone has a different relationship strategy. I'd rather be alone than settle.

FWIW, I like skinny guys. I actually have a date with one this week! ;)
 
2013-01-27 11:47:27 AM  

GoldSpider: Perfection (IMHO)  SFW


A scrawny ginger? meh...
 
2013-01-27 11:50:28 AM  

stiletto_the_wise: Your Average Witty Fark User: Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

teto85: Real women have curves.

Zeppelininthesky: This! Skinny is okay, but I do like curves.

You guys can have your "curves". It's all antlers for me thankyouverymuch

[images.sodahead.com image 604x604]


Why don't you have a seat right over here?
 
2013-01-27 11:54:21 AM  
jake3988: Yet for some strange reason, fat MEN always get women. I don't get it.

Skinny guys, myself included, never have a girl. Ever. None of us. Every fat guy? HAS A FREAKING GIRL.

*grumbles*


Because when you are fat you have to learn to have game or else you will have the sex life of a monk.

If you are skinny you will occasionally get some even if you haven't got a clue what you are doing around a woman.
 
2013-01-27 01:08:01 PM  

marsgwar: Marshal805: Oh look! Another thread where a bunch of junk food eating, basement dwelling, neck-beards with the personal hygiene traits of a cockroach try to tell women what's expected of them in the looks department.

You don't have to white knight fat chicks. They'll have sex with you, if you just give them a little bit of attention a ham.

FTFY
 
2013-01-27 01:47:24 PM  
FunkOut:

"I said I wanted a man with freckles who was a weirdo. I should have been pickier. But you know, freckles."

Haha!

I like chubby/stocky guys. Bonin skinny guys is not as much fun. But to each his own.
 
2013-01-27 02:01:28 PM  
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
 
2013-01-27 02:11:30 PM  
I thought it was weird that the article said that men prefer model types with a healthy weight, but most models are not a normal weight. Tall and clothes fall well on them maybe, but not normal proportions. And by normal I don't mean obese, even if that's become normal over on this continent.

/partied with some models once. They were kinda boring because they couldn't drink. Too many calories and all.
 
2013-01-27 02:19:02 PM  
Couldn't they just stick their fingers down their throat afterward?
 
2013-01-27 04:11:10 PM  

FunkOut: pion: FunkOut: dollbreaks: I don't know why so many people make a distinction between the words 'curvy' and 'thin'. Curvy can include a wide range of BMIs--just so long as the WHR is 0.7 or less, which actually tends to be more common in thin ladies than fat ones.

Yes. 35-25-35 is possible at 115 pounds. Have to be small boned but it is possible.

Only if she's 5'3"

\Remember, Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.

Actually, 5'6".


I'm 5' 8" and at these measurements I'd rarely eat. Crazy. I'm 140, 36-27-38.

/exercise 4-5 days a week
//eat pizza when I want

Like fit guys myself.
 
2013-01-27 06:43:23 PM  
 
2013-01-27 08:19:36 PM  
Sinbox: Safe for your eyes, not so much for your boss's.

Begin sensor calibration.

Yes
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No
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Yes
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No
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Yes
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Noooooo
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Hell yes (I don't even consider this "curvy" or "overweight")
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Hell naw
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What the, I don't even understand?
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// sensors now properly calibrated
 
2013-01-27 09:11:45 PM  
How'd I miss this thread?

Bookmark.
 
2013-01-28 10:56:16 AM  
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2013-01-28 10:57:09 AM  
oh and:

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