PUT THE CAKE DOWN. It is NOT a lie.

Woman: It's my decision to get fat, or I was born this way.

Man: Well it's my decision to not pork your fat arse, or I was born to not want to pork your lard arse.

Woman: WAAAAAAAAH!

fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.

Oreilly?


/sorry

Like a bag of antlers.

Insecure people can't be trusted, ever. Females being more aggressive and nasty.
Not CSS, but relevant -
I went in to the local dive bar for a cocktail last summer and 2 of the regular gals were raging about another patron's pant size and how she was lying, blah, blah, blah. When they tried to engage me I finished my drink and left so they could talk about me.
These women were f*cking grandmothers and they're still playing like this.

This is very obvious, the only men I would say that like women overweight are African men. I have a colleague from Angola. He likes big women mainly white not coloured. Whatever you like it's OK but I prefer slim not like a model (to thin).

I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.

I prefer physically fit women.

In before the Fark Chubby Chasers

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.

And you're justified.

Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.

I pretty much would like any woman around my age who would accept me.

You can always lose weight, but you can't fix stupid.

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.

How you doin'... oh. You said not so much. Well, shoot.

Not into the rail thin, pixie types. I'd be afraid of breaking bones or something.I like "healthy" women. 5'3-8 and under 200 is fine by me, Can stretch that if you've got a good attitude and not full of issues. And if you can hike and bike a few miles and not need to grab an inhaler or light up a marlboro every mile, we're good to go.

/your tastes may differ
//must like dogs and beer

OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!

Of course overweight women don't like skinny women.
1) They're less likely to be packing Oreos in their purses.
2) The men are all going to be hitting on the skinny girl.
3) They can't be BFFs and wear each other's clothes, but, in a pinch, the skinny girl can.

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.

We have this in common.

fat chicks give the best blowjobs

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD

Hey Treygreen Imma let you finish...

Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.

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OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!

Blah, look at that, her antlers are way too sharp.

I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.

Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.

But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs

You can be certain they'll swallow.

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.

'Muscular,' 'ripped,' and 'enormous' are a little vague.

Then again, I really can't see any of them applying by anyone's definition. Sorry, nevermind. Carry on!

I love these threads.

Farker 1: Body type A is super attractive, but Body type B is repulsive, people with Body type B should be put down!
Farker 2: Body type B is super attractive, but Body type A is repulsive, people with Body type A should be put down!

Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.

/grew up underweight, got to hear so many innocent off-hand comments about how "gross" I was and that people were afraid "to break" me.
//issues

Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.




And I'm in no position to be picky.

In addition, the study revealed that women who are not comfortable with their body perceive women with a "normal" body -i.e. women with a healthy weight- as a threat. Specifically, when these women see a "normal" body they experience feelings of displeasure and lack of control, since they feel they have not any control on their own body and cannot make it be as they want.

This just in: women are petty and jealous about other women. More coverage at 11.

I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

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And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

Wait. Wut?

/Less coverage at high noon

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.

I'm good with that.

/how you doin'

WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

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And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

I'd go with #2, as well.

I saw her first!

bunner: However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.

I just puked my dinner. Thanks!