fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.
Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.
Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD
GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs
GoldSpider: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!
Pete_T_Mann: I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.
I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600][i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]And I'm in no position to be picky.
GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600][i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]And I'm in no position to be picky.#2, definitely #2!
Azlefty: Which is hotter:This?[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]Or This?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]
Bedstead Polisher: Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.
WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600][i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]And I'm in no position to be picky.#2, definitely #2!I'd go with #2, as well.
bunner: However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.
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