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(ScienceBlog)   Study: Men like skinny women, overweight women, not so much   (scienceblog.com) divider line 280
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2013-01-26 08:21:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:28:25 PM
Ladies, as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat. So put the ice cream aside for a few minutes of yoga.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:29 PM
PUT THE CAKE DOWN. It is NOT a lie.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:44 PM
Petite women make my junk look bigger, and it needs all the help it can get.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:00 PM
Woman: It's my decision to get fat, or I was born this way.

Man: Well it's my decision to not pork your fat arse, or I was born to not want to pork your lard arse.

Woman: WAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-01-26 08:35:51 PM

fragMasterFlash: as long as you can still get your ankles behind your ears you are not too fat.


Oreilly?

www.fugly.com
/sorry
 
2013-01-26 08:36:14 PM
Like a bag of antlers.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:01 PM
Insecure people can't be trusted, ever. Females being more aggressive and nasty.
Not CSS, but relevant -
I went in to the local dive bar for a cocktail last summer and 2 of the regular gals were raging about another patron's pant size and how she was lying, blah, blah, blah. When they tried to engage me I finished my drink and left so they could talk about me.
These women were f*cking grandmothers and they're still playing like this.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:08 PM
This is very obvious, the only men I would say that like women overweight are African men. I have a colleague from Angola. He likes big women mainly white not coloured. Whatever you like it's OK but I prefer slim not like a model (to thin).
 
2013-01-26 08:37:14 PM
OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:24 PM
I don't care about titty size, but I like a plump gash.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:31 PM
I prefer physically fit women.
 
2013-01-26 08:38:12 PM
Thank God women don't prefer skinny, muscular guys over fat, bald guys.
 
2013-01-26 08:39:07 PM
In before the Fark Chubby Chasers
 
2013-01-26 08:39:18 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


Well thank God I am not married to you! ;)
 
2013-01-26 08:40:02 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


It is indeed.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


And you're justified.

Me? I like a woman with curves. I'm not a fan of bags o' bones.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:40 PM
I pretty much would like any woman around my age who would accept me.

You can always lose weight, but you can't fix stupid.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


How you doin'... oh. You said not so much. Well, shoot.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:59 PM
Not into the rail thin, pixie types. I'd be afraid of breaking bones or something.I like "healthy" women. 5'3-8 and under 200 is fine by me, Can stretch that if you've got a good attitude and not full of issues. And if you can hike and bike a few miles and not need to grab an inhaler or light up a marlboro every mile, we're good to go.

/your tastes may differ
//must like dogs and beer
 
2013-01-26 08:41:17 PM
I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD
 
2013-01-26 08:42:22 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!
 
2013-01-26 08:43:10 PM

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD


Hey, serious question here. You seem to be an authority.

Is Dr. Dre really a doctor? I skeptical of his medical credentials.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:27 PM
Of course overweight women don't like skinny women.
1) They're less likely to be packing Oreos in their purses.
2) The men are all going to be hitting on the skinny girl.
3) They can't be BFFs and wear each other's clothes, but, in a pinch, the skinny girl can.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


We have this in common.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:37 PM
fat chicks give the best blowjobs
 
2013-01-26 08:45:20 PM

Treygreen13: I'm waiting for a second opinion from Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD


Hey Treygreen Imma let you finish...
 
2013-01-26 08:45:56 PM

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


uh... that's bringing back some not so fond memories...
 
2013-01-26 08:46:16 PM
Dear ladies

Despite an entire sub market that's been developed to cater to, reinforce the self esteem of and blow smoke at the morbidly obese, it's just not catching on.

I realize that some aspects of obesity are genetic. It's a fact. There are genetic predispositions to being over weight, and you have to combat that with diet, lots of exercise and working tirelessly to keep your metabolism cranked up to 10.

However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.
 
2013-01-26 08:46:19 PM

GoldSpider: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]
OK, not quite, but short, petite, and preferably ginger!


Blah, look at that, her antlers are way too sharp.
 
2013-01-26 08:47:59 PM
I prefer thin or fit women visually for sure, but I've been attracted to overweight women before, if they've an attitude I like.  And attitude tends to go a hell of a lot farther than appearance if it's someone you might see for any real length of time.

However, this challenge doesn't occur super often, so I just try to keep the ol' hands in athletic shape.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:34 PM
I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.

Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.

But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.
 
2013-01-26 08:49:21 PM
 
2013-01-26 08:50:17 PM
Which is hotter:
This?

www.angrytrainerfitness.com

Or This?
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-26 08:50:28 PM

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


You can be certain they'll swallow.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


'Muscular,' 'ripped,' and 'enormous' are a little vague.

Then again, I really can't see any of them applying by anyone's definition. Sorry, nevermind. Carry on!
 
2013-01-26 08:50:44 PM

Pete_T_Mann: I think they translated that article with babel fish or something.

Anyway, the article says "bodies with a normal weight" are popular, so I don't think that mean your typical runway model bag of antlers.

But hell, I could have told them that. Look at porn stars. Most of them don't look like they miss many sandwiches. They just don't deep fry them or anything first.


One of the greatest myths of our current day and age is that "men" prefer waif-like super-models. All of the guys I know prefer athletic to "normal" sized women, myself included.
 
2013-01-26 08:51:37 PM
I love these threads.

Farker 1: Body type A is super attractive, but Body type B is repulsive, people with Body type B should be put down!
Farker 2: Body type B is super attractive, but Body type A is repulsive, people with Body type A should be put down!

Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.

/grew up underweight, got to hear so many innocent off-hand comments about how "gross" I was and that people were afraid "to break" me.
//issues
 
2013-01-26 08:51:58 PM
Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

i50.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
And I'm in no position to be picky.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:43 PM

GUATAPOPO: fat chicks give the best blowjobs


Because they're hungry. amiright?
 
2013-01-26 08:52:45 PM
In addition, the study revealed that women who are not comfortable with their body perceive women with a "normal" body -i.e. women with a healthy weight- as a threat. Specifically, when these women see a "normal" body they experience feelings of displeasure and lack of control, since they feel they have not any control on their own body and cannot make it be as they want.

This just in: women are petty and jealous about other women. More coverage at 11.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:52 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.


#2, definitely #2!
 
2013-01-26 08:55:15 PM
Wait. Wut?

/Less coverage at high noon
 
2013-01-26 08:55:24 PM

GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!


I'd go with #2, as well.
 
2013-01-26 08:55:32 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, well, I like muscular ripped men with enormous dicks; fat hairy pasty guys with tiny weeners not so much. That should be fair.


I'm good with that.

/how you doin'
 
2013-01-26 08:55:48 PM
Fat around the middle? Nope. Body like a per-pubescent boy? Nope. Hourglass shape? Yup.
 
2013-01-26 08:56:16 PM

Azlefty: Which is hotter:
This?
[www.angrytrainerfitness.com image 350x355]

Or This?
[ts4.mm.bing.net image 211x300]


This:
static.ddmcdn.com
Or These:
snowboarding.transworld.net
/Burton women's snowboard team
 
2013-01-26 08:56:47 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Why do you have to put people down? No wonder so many people have body issues.


It weeds out the weak and those unwilling to take responsibility for their own feelings. This makes us stronger as a society.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:05 PM

WhippingBoy: GoldSpider: I May Be Crazy But...: Plenty of body types seem to be included in what they're saying.

[i50.tinypic.com image 342x600]

[i47.tinypic.com image 500x387]
And I'm in no position to be picky.

#2, definitely #2!

I'd go with #2, as well.


I saw her first!
 
2013-01-26 08:57:46 PM

bunner: However, if you have a 70 pound gut wattle and three rows of back boobs and your inner thighs look like two industrial sized sacks of lard and you need to lift your belly out of the way to wipe yourself and you huff and wheeze like a marathon runner if you have to walk to the fridge, you are not only staggeringly unattractive, but you're probably gonna die a lot sooner than you need to. You too, guys. It's just not something that hits the switch for most of the species as far as "ooh, teh sexayy!" Sorry.


I just puked my dinner. Thanks!
 
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