Doktor_Zhivago: start CSB/I saw a dude do it the other day. He just threw the nozzle on the ground really hard (made a loud enough smack so that everyone turned and looked) and hopped in his car and peeled out without closing his gas cap. Like dude, if you just put it back on the thing and drove off normally instead of making a scene no one would've noticed. Instead like 3 people pulled out their phones to call the cops at the same time./end CSB
hobnail: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Oznog: What's wrong with "gas 'n dash"? It rhymes!Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:Exactly that! It flows!It may flow, but it doesn't rhyme.I believe that's what's called an assonance.
Captain Horatio Mindblower: Oznog: What's wrong with "gas 'n dash"? It rhymes!Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:Exactly that! It flows!It may flow, but it doesn't rhyme.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: On that fall day, police responded to what they called a "gas and go" and said the culprit was caught on camera.It doesn't *quite* have the same ring as a "dine and dash."
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