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(Chronicle Herald)   If you're going to gas up and drive off 11 times, choose a different gas station each time   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 11
    More: PSA, Halifax Regional Police, possession of stolen property, const, Gasoline theft  
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2013-01-26 11:12:54 PM
2 votes:
DoctorCal 'Gash and dash' rhymes.

That crime is called "eats, shoots, and leaves".
2013-01-26 10:16:03 PM
2 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: start CSB/

I saw a dude do it the other day. He just threw the nozzle on the ground really hard (made a loud enough smack so that everyone turned and looked) and hopped in his car and peeled out without closing his gas cap. Like dude, if you just put it back on the thing and drove off normally instead of making a scene no one would've noticed. Instead like 3 people pulled out their phones to call the cops at the same time.


/end CSB


I'm pretty sure this is a pro-tip, not a CSB
2013-01-27 12:00:26 AM
1 votes:

hobnail: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Oznog: What's wrong with "gas 'n dash"? It rhymes!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:Exactly that! It flows!

It may flow, but it doesn't rhyme.

I believe that's what's called an assonance.


Assonance and dashonance. How could you?
2013-01-26 11:38:31 PM
1 votes:
From TFA: "It may have worked 11 other times, but it looks like a Halifax man's luck at the pumps has finally run out."

Ten other times.... It worked ten other times.

Oh well, math is hard.
2013-01-26 11:07:46 PM
1 votes:
'Gash and dash' rhymes.
2013-01-26 11:01:03 PM
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Oznog: What's wrong with "gas 'n dash"? It rhymes!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:Exactly that! It flows!

It may flow, but it doesn't rhyme.


Clearly Oznog has a lisp
2013-01-26 10:44:17 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he thought he had an account?

/still gott sign your slip
2013-01-26 10:25:52 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: On that fall day, police responded to what they called a "gas and go" and said the culprit was caught on camera.

It doesn't *quite* have the same ring as a "dine and dash."


What's wrong with "gas 'n dash"? It rhymes!
2013-01-26 10:14:00 PM
1 votes:
start CSB/

I saw a dude do it the other day. He just threw the nozzle on the ground really hard (made a loud enough smack so that everyone turned and looked) and hopped in his car and peeled out without closing his gas cap. Like dude, if you just put it back on the thing and drove off normally instead of making a scene no one would've noticed. Instead like 3 people pulled out their phones to call the cops at the same time.


/end CSB
2013-01-26 08:37:56 PM
1 votes:
On that fall day, police responded to what they called a "gas and go" and said the culprit was caught on camera.

It doesn't *quite* have the same ring as a "dine and dash."
2013-01-26 08:32:44 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
 
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