Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Click Orlando)   Woman arrested for drunk driving after she hit multiple fences, patios, air conditioners, bushes, curbs, other cars, and a church   (clickorlando.com) divider line 12
    More: Florida, air conditionings, patio, multiples, Amber Fazal  
•       •       •

2870 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 9:23 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-01-26 11:17:41 PM  
2 votes:

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?


Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.
2013-01-26 10:49:41 PM  
2 votes:
Jake and Elwood have a sister?
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-01-26 08:50:40 PM  
2 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
Mrs. Nussbaum...?
2013-01-26 08:49:33 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, Magoo, you've done it again!
2013-01-26 11:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested.

So she'll be acquitted, seeing as how the legal limit for a 19-year-old is zero, and two times zero is zero.
2013-01-26 11:26:07 PM  
1 votes:

numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.


Even better this way.
2013-01-26 10:35:45 PM  
1 votes:
Her license - plate?
.
.

ARSTCRTS
2013-01-26 10:01:36 PM  
1 votes:
Well, to be fair, the church cut her off.


/*badumtish*
2013-01-26 09:54:43 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x236]

I'd hit it.


How? She's moving way too fast.
2013-01-26 09:53:26 PM  
1 votes:
"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."

"It looks like negotiations, much like the car...."

*GLASSES*

"Have halted."

YYYYEAAHHHHH!
2013-01-26 08:21:00 PM  
1 votes:
".....and she's dancing crashing like she's never danced crashed before......"
2013-01-26 07:06:22 PM  
1 votes:
I guess they shouldn't have placed all that stuff in her way.
 
Displayed 12 of 12 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report