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(Click Orlando)   Woman arrested for drunk driving after she hit multiple fences, patios, air conditioners, bushes, curbs, other cars, and a church   ( divider line
    More: Florida, air conditionings, patio, multiples, Amber Fazal  
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2889 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 9:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 11:17:41 PM  
2 votes:

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.
2013-01-26 10:49:41 PM  
2 votes:
Jake and Elwood have a sister?
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2013-01-26 08:50:40 PM  
2 votes:
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Mrs. Nussbaum...?
2013-01-26 08:49:33 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, Magoo, you've done it again!
2013-01-26 11:37:19 PM  
1 vote:
Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested.

So she'll be acquitted, seeing as how the legal limit for a 19-year-old is zero, and two times zero is zero.
2013-01-26 11:26:07 PM  
1 vote:

numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.

Even better this way.
2013-01-26 10:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
Her license - plate?

2013-01-26 10:01:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well, to be fair, the church cut her off.

2013-01-26 09:54:43 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: [ image 640x236]

I'd hit it.

How? She's moving way too fast.
2013-01-26 09:53:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."

"It looks like negotiations, much like the car...."


"Have halted."

2013-01-26 08:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
".....and she's dancing crashing like she's never danced crashed before......"
2013-01-26 07:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
I guess they shouldn't have placed all that stuff in her way.
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