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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girls should stop dressing like hookers, say actual hookers   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-01-26 05:10:09 PM
19 votes:
If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.
2013-01-26 07:07:32 PM
8 votes:
coronacomingattractions.com

Slut
2013-01-26 07:28:46 PM
6 votes:
My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.
2013-01-26 06:50:44 PM
4 votes:
On my drive to work I go down a local state road.  En the evening is where the hookers hang out cause there are cheap motels and its off the instertate with a truck stop.

In the morning it is also the bus stop for local school kids.

One morning I am driving to work and I see all the kids at the bustop, then I see this girl with pig tails, school girl uniform, smoking a cigarette and drinking a 40.  I was damn "she is hard core, go girl" then I look and I realize it is a 40 year old hooker going home after the night shift...
2013-01-26 06:09:17 PM
4 votes:
today's hyper-sexualised culture

*Reads line*

*Looks at Miley Cyrus pics on sidebar*

Hmmm...
2013-01-26 07:56:56 PM
3 votes:

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Here they are.

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-26 07:21:58 PM
3 votes:
canitbesaturdaynow.com
2013-01-26 07:09:47 PM
3 votes:

studebaker hoch: Same with the straight dudes who dress like they're going to NYC pride.

Stop that.


I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."
2013-01-26 06:56:50 PM
3 votes:
It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"
2013-01-26 06:54:55 PM
3 votes:
I'd prefer it if the teenage girls would dress like hookers and the actual hookers wouldn't.
2013-01-26 06:42:20 PM
3 votes:

"Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."


If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

2013-01-26 08:28:54 PM
2 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 269x500]


That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...
2013-01-26 07:45:37 PM
2 votes:
This thread is more disappointing that my prom night.
2013-01-26 07:45:24 PM
2 votes:

Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.


Crockett or Tubbs?
2013-01-26 07:37:49 PM
2 votes:

The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.


F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.
2013-01-26 07:24:46 PM
2 votes:
I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.
2013-01-26 07:22:48 PM
2 votes:

studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."



Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.
2013-01-26 07:05:42 PM
2 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com

I don't see the resemblance myself.
2013-01-26 06:05:37 PM
2 votes:
sinister diktats

That sounds painful.
2013-01-27 12:34:47 PM
1 votes:

No Such Agency: As the father of a 1-year-old daughter... whose otherwise responsible 11-year-old babysitter seems determined to dress like a 2013 version of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver"


Keep your babysitter happy. In five or six years you will be dying to tap that.
2013-01-26 11:33:13 PM
1 votes:

SearchN: Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.

So post some pics.

Fine, I will

cdn.styleforum.net
news.makemeheal.com
izismile.com
2013-01-26 09:54:22 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.

But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?


Real nuns bring a ruler to slap your bare ass while you plow them. It's like penis and penance at the same time.
2013-01-26 09:38:01 PM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.


But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?
2013-01-26 09:16:46 PM
1 votes:

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?


It has its ups and downs. The pay sucks, but the hours are fantastic.
2013-01-26 09:12:33 PM
1 votes:

Texmaniac: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

It's a MAN band!!


www.solarnavigator.net
2013-01-26 09:00:17 PM
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: MayoSlather:
If fark started moderating more, censoring, and stopped us from being our horrible selves there would be 3 people left having a really boring conversation.

True, but they would be the "correct" opinions being shared, and there's nothing more terrifying or offensive to a sensitive leftist than being exposed to ideas with which they don't agree, challenge their own, or humor that pokes fun and things they've decided are sacrosanct.

"3 people left having a really boring conversation" is their ideal notion of social interaction.


I see you've been on some feminist and/or "fat acceptance" web sites.
2013-01-26 08:37:51 PM
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.


Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.
2013-01-26 08:35:28 PM
1 votes:

mrlewish: Read the article. Got a little bit Talibanesk at the end. Why the fark does anybody read the dailyfail except for the lulz?


For the pictures of hypersexualized of young women they feature so predominantly?
2013-01-26 08:34:16 PM
1 votes:

AllUpInYa: Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.

Crockett or Tubbs?


Gina.

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-26 08:34:04 PM
1 votes:
This generation does seem like the first generation in the history of time to want to dress like whores. Kids these days with their loud music, and their new fangled tecno crap with the facebooking and twissering. I just don't understand.
2013-01-26 08:14:55 PM
1 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: dopekitty74: NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"

Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end

WTF did I just watch?


I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...
2013-01-26 08:09:36 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-26 08:05:12 PM
1 votes:

The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.


Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.
2013-01-26 07:51:23 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.


Now wait a damn minute! I still have my (glances down), HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THEY GO?!
2013-01-26 07:43:40 PM
1 votes:
Heh, 69 comments.

i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-26 07:25:09 PM
1 votes:

Clock Spider Jerusalem: studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."

Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.


Just bring the cod-piece back into fashion.
2013-01-26 07:12:16 PM
1 votes:
Get a brain, morans. It was the same 40 years ago. When I was in high school, the girls dressed like sluts. It was nice.

Now, get the fark off my lawn.
2013-01-26 07:11:17 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.

Just because I'm dressed this way wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes; does not make me a prostitute.

It would be like Dave Chappell wearing a cop uniform.


FYMTFY
2013-01-26 07:02:08 PM
1 votes:
Stop dressing like a Hooker, girls! Those socks are too slutty for you.

userserve-ak.last.fm

/props to last.fm for the image
//bigger props to Hooker for being f'ing amazing
2013-01-26 06:57:27 PM
1 votes:

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?



encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-01-26 06:55:06 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."


If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.



HPV causes head and neck cancer.
2013-01-26 06:52:16 PM
1 votes:
Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?
2013-01-26 06:48:04 PM
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


have a seat over there please...
2013-01-26 06:45:16 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: sinister diktats

That sounds painful.


That damn it was supposed to go here...
 
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