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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girls should stop dressing like hookers, say actual hookers   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 157
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2013-01-26 08:28:48 PM  
Facebook is plastered with porn.

I would like to see their definition of porn.
 
2013-01-26 08:28:54 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 269x500]


That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...
 
2013-01-26 08:30:22 PM  

WhippingBoy: KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 269x500]

That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...


Whore whore? like rape rape?
 
2013-01-26 08:30:30 PM  
But if I stuff a twenty down some teenager's bra and give a hotel room number, I'm the bad guy! It's the worst combination of entrapment AND petty theft!
 
2013-01-26 08:30:37 PM  

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.

Don't you dare look, you perv!


I told the principle about it, and the student got sent to the office to wait until her mom brought her real pants.

/feels old
//Doesn't find teenage girls all that attractive
///If you can't hold an intelligent conversation, you're not attractive.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:04 PM  
This generation does seem like the first generation in the history of time to want to dress like whores. Kids these days with their loud music, and their new fangled tecno crap with the facebooking and twissering. I just don't understand.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:16 PM  

AllUpInYa: Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.

Crockett or Tubbs?


Gina.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:34:43 PM  

WhippingBoy: That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...


We're all whores in our own special way, only some are prostitutes in the literal sense.

/Like my ex in college.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:28 PM  

mrlewish: Read the article. Got a little bit Talibanesk at the end. Why the fark does anybody read the dailyfail except for the lulz?


For the pictures of hypersexualized of young women they feature so predominantly?
 
2013-01-26 08:37:51 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.


Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:52 PM  

pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.


I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.
 
2013-01-26 08:38:55 PM  

The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.


Biologically, perhaps.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:44 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.


You know, that could be the ultimate troll line in a boobies/bie thread.

/Been a while since I've been sent to the corn field.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:18 PM  

bearded clamorer: [coronacomingattractions.com image 300x362]

Slut


I laughed more than I think I should have...
 
2013-01-26 08:52:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.


So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?
 
2013-01-26 08:53:55 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 413x413]


If fark started moderating more, censoring, and stopped us from being our horrible selves there would be 3 people left having a really boring conversation.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:30 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?


I wasn't in a "boy" band.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:17 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: MayoSlather:
If fark started moderating more, censoring, and stopped us from being our horrible selves there would be 3 people left having a really boring conversation.

True, but they would be the "correct" opinions being shared, and there's nothing more terrifying or offensive to a sensitive leftist than being exposed to ideas with which they don't agree, challenge their own, or humor that pokes fun and things they've decided are sacrosanct.

"3 people left having a really boring conversation" is their ideal notion of social interaction.


I see you've been on some feminist and/or "fat acceptance" web sites.
 
2013-01-26 09:04:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.


It's a MAN band!!
 
2013-01-26 09:12:33 PM  

Texmaniac: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

It's a MAN band!!


www.solarnavigator.net
 
2013-01-26 09:12:38 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.


Do you enjoy being an insecure person?
 
2013-01-26 09:15:34 PM  
Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.
 
2013-01-26 09:16:46 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?


It has its ups and downs. The pay sucks, but the hours are fantastic.
 
2013-01-26 09:27:37 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?


Well, a lot of young lesbones are really into unattainable girly pop stars. It fulfills their desires in a safe way without making them truly explore their sexuality. They're simply not ready to realize their orientation, and that's a way to make them seem normal even if they want lots of snatch. Not saying its your daughters thing or nothing, but it's a thing.
 
2013-01-26 09:29:23 PM  

Champion of the Sun: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?

Well, a lot of young lesbones are really into unattainable girly pop stars. It fulfills their desires in a safe way without making them truly explore their sexuality. They're simply not ready to realize their orientation, and that's a way to make them seem normal even if they want lots of snatch. Not saying its your daughters thing or nothing, but it's a thing.


The funny thing is, it seems like he's actually worried about this.
 
2013-01-26 09:36:19 PM  

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 448x556]


I want to know the story behind that.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:06 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: WhippingBoy:
I see you've been on some feminist and/or "fat acceptance" web sites.

"Some?"

Try most.

They almost all state - flat out - in this exact language - that "this is a "safe space" and people expressing opinions other than those shared by us or approved by us will be banned, blocked and reported.

That's fine, on their own Facebook page, etc - chickenshiat as all get out but who cares, it's their space, right?

What's horrifying, however, is the slow and steady creep of this mindset into places where these nutjobs might actually wield some power, nowhere more so than in academia, where restrictive speech codes are becoming more and more prevalent.


Oh, I know exactly what you mean. It's terrifying...
 
2013-01-26 09:38:01 PM  

Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.


But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?
 
2013-01-26 09:54:22 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.

But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?


Real nuns bring a ruler to slap your bare ass while you plow them. It's like penis and penance at the same time.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:45 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


Well now that would be illegal...
 
2013-01-26 10:25:30 PM  

SearchN: Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.

You know, that could be the ultimate troll line in a boobies/bie thread.

/Been a while since I've been sent to the corn field.


Just found my way out ;)

img.izismile.com

www.polyvore.com
 
2013-01-26 11:02:18 PM  
Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-26 11:13:13 PM  

Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.


So post some pics.
 
2013-01-26 11:15:28 PM  

Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.


Would if I could...

/no more cornfields.
//am also disappoint.
 
2013-01-26 11:33:13 PM  

SearchN: Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.

So post some pics.

Fine, I will

cdn.styleforum.net
news.makemeheal.com
izismile.com
 
2013-01-26 11:42:24 PM  
and seeing as anything GIS-ed for jailbait would get me banned:
www.ofdress.net
I like all shapes and colors women come in, too
files.blackisbeautiful.se
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 11:48:00 PM  
The hottest of hot women(they have brains):
3.bp.blogspot.com
resources2.news.com.au
media.lunch.com

/and I'm done
 
2013-01-27 12:00:36 AM  

Trance354: The hottest of hot women(they have brains):
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 363x616]
[resources2.news.com.au image 433x433]
[media.lunch.com image 460x600]

/and I'm done


Getting there.

imageshack.us

/Why the hell did imageshack notify me that they were deleting 3000 images Jan 1st and haven't done so yet?
 
2013-01-27 12:31:39 AM  

AbbeySomeone: bingethinker: This article presupposes that hookers are smart enough or sane enough to give people advice. On the other hand, a friend of mine, who was definitely not dressed like a hooker, and who was carrying a huge bag of schoolbooks, got beaten up by a hooker for standing on her street corner waiting for a bus.

Sorry, but that's funny. I saw some tranny hooker stomp some loaded  guy  at her  bus stop.
Aurora Ave #358.



Huh - I take the tree-fiddy ate....what stop?

Ooh! And yesterday I saw *3* - count 'em - 3 hookers at the corner of 94th-95th & Aurora. At 8 am. Who's gonna get a hooker at 8 am on a Friday?

/ no, I was ON my way to work.
 
2013-01-27 01:55:17 AM  

casey17: Who's gonna get a hooker at 8 am on a Friday?


Depends on the Friday

/and the hooker
 
2013-01-27 01:58:12 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Unless and until idiot provocateurs like Need_MindBleach aren't just shamed off of Fark, but shamed off the internet entirely, we've failed.


Na, it's rare that someone like him can overrun a thread that turns into an image posting one, but this one hasn't so it may have worked.

/side note and thread jack: I agree with most of the ignore stuff you have listed, but I can make an easy addition to it. EIP.
 
2013-01-27 02:39:21 AM  

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.


Are you serious? In case you are, it's from HPV.
 
2013-01-27 03:09:53 AM  
These teenage girls should be VERY careful, as the penalty for counterfeiting in the UK can be anything up to ten years...

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091006043012AAseDEv
 
2013-01-27 09:15:47 AM  

GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.


I thought hookers were dressing up as teenage girls. You know, for um, marketing purposes.
 
2013-01-27 09:41:46 AM  

HotWingAgenda: The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.

F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.


I have two daughters, In the words of Lupe Fiasco "Im going to raise them to be hard to impress, not hard to respect."

I figure if I role model the fact that a man's main job is to bring home the bacon, then, regardless of whether they are successful themselves or not, they'll know better than to just shack up with some surfer. A man who can't provide is just a douchebag.

/Raises a flock of chickens. Roosters (and men) are aggressive, useless turds for the most part. Where do you think .25 hot wings come from?
 
2013-01-27 09:45:24 AM  

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.

Don't you dare look, you perv!


She can't be a whore if she's wearing underwear, duh!
 
2013-01-27 10:14:43 AM  

PsiChick: Quaker: 100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.

There are actual mental health problems to sexualizing EITHER gender too early, and although the Daily Fail is going the anti-porn, ebul men route, you'll notice that a lot of boys and men nowadays are claiming they can barely control themselves as if it's biological, while girls are taught by  advertisements and TV shows to dress like sluts. (Porn is porn. It's the ads, TV, and 'dolls' with half their clothes off that cause problems.)

That's not healthy for anyone. Children do stupid shiat, but there's a difference between normal teen experimentation and our current society.


But the idea that a new kind of clothing style implies a certain kind of behavior will change after people get used to it, which is what I was going for with my original example. It used to be implied that women wearing figure-revealing trousers were more promiscuous than "proper" ladies who wore dresses just as a short skirt or tiny shorts do today, and I'm sure that promiscuous women gravitated toward that style of dress for that reason. But today people don't even make a connection between women wearing pants and their sexual behavior because it's so commonplace.
 
2013-01-27 10:30:31 AM  
This should be one of the sweetest times of life, when you feel intensely alive and the world seems a wonderful place. Yet many girls today - hammered by messages from TV, movies and online porn - believe that their boyfriend will go elsewhere if they don't deliver.

This guy is a child psychologist and doesn't know that boys are like? I never asked girls out because of their hobbies or their taste in music. It was because I wanted to fark them.

And look, if a girl goes out on a date with a guy, it should be because she has some attraction towards him. After a few dates, if she's not giving up something, then there's something wrong with how things are going.
 
2013-01-27 12:34:47 PM  

No Such Agency: As the father of a 1-year-old daughter... whose otherwise responsible 11-year-old babysitter seems determined to dress like a 2013 version of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver"


Keep your babysitter happy. In five or six years you will be dying to tap that.
 
2013-01-27 01:31:51 PM  

Quaker: But the idea that a new kind of clothing style implies a certain kind of behavior will change after people get used to it, which is what I was going for with my original example. It used to be implied that women wearing figure-revealing trousers were more promiscuous than "proper" ladies who wore dresses just as a short skirt or tiny shorts do today, and I'm sure that promiscuous women gravitated toward that style of dress for that reason. But today people don't even make a connection between women wearing pants and their sexual behavior because it's so commonplace.


Look up what people used to say about the flappers in the 1920s. It was basically "society is going to hell". It would be considered as conservative dress today.
 
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