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2013-01-26 07:21:52 PM
Stop training them to dress like hookers by not putting them in clothing that has "Juicy"TM across their backsides when they are five-years-old.
 
2013-01-26 07:21:58 PM
canitbesaturdaynow.com
 
2013-01-26 07:22:05 PM
God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".
 
2013-01-26 07:22:48 PM

studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."



Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:25 PM

Quaker: 100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.


There are actual mental health problems to sexualizing EITHER gender too early, and although the Daily Fail is going the anti-porn, ebul men route, you'll notice that a lot of boys and men nowadays are claiming they can barely control themselves as if it's biological, while girls are taught by  advertisements and TV shows to dress like sluts. (Porn is porn. It's the ads, TV, and 'dolls' with half their clothes off that cause problems.)

That's not healthy for anyone. Children do stupid shiat, but there's a difference between normal teen experimentation and our current society.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:46 PM
I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:08 PM
I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"
 
2013-01-26 07:25:09 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."

Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.


Just bring the cod-piece back into fashion.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:11 PM
Oh, welcome to old dried up coonts same complaint for the last 3,500 years.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:26 PM

gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".


"And see those girls not dressed like hookers? You can marry one of those sometime later but they're for having kids and setting up finances with. Never try to have fun sex with them. Only girls with mental problems and low self esteem love sex."
 
2013-01-26 07:28:46 PM
My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:34 PM
Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:40 PM

gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".


I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:45 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Yeah but now it's the 9 year olds who are dressing like strippers.



I blame Toddlers & Tiaras.

/and 'role models' such as Spears, Lohan, Hilton, etc
 
2013-01-26 07:34:40 PM
As the father of a 1-year-old daughter... whose otherwise responsible 11-year-old babysitter seems determined to dress like a 2013 version of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver", well there are a lot of facepalms here. I'm just hoping that in a decade, that shiat isn't cool anymore because I don't wanna have to explain to my little one why it's a bad idea.
/yeah right, it'll be even worse
 
2013-01-26 07:37:49 PM

The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.


F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.
 
2013-01-26 07:37:55 PM

sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.


Is your boy named Eric?
 
2013-01-26 07:39:15 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


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I don't know if I'd call it either. I certainly don't believe what I wrote! My (attempt at a) point was rather that articles like this don't really do the female sex any favours...if one was already gender biased or even a misogynist, one COULD use this article to demonstrate ones' point.

Some women are weak...some men are as well. I hate seeing it in either sex. My wife is like me - we're a very strong couple. We both make great money because we have great (separate) careers. That, in turn, is because both of us invested in our education and went to the post-grad level (her an MBA, me a PhD). She's intelligent and accomplished...we're intelligent and accomplished and I wouldn't want it any different. I absolutely consider her a peer.

Oh...but the "where are the parents" was not trolling - seems to me a completely appropriate question to ask, rhetorically.
 
2013-01-26 07:40:11 PM

doglover: sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.

Is your boy named Eric?


Heh, we joke about that.
 
2013-01-26 07:43:11 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


Yep, 18 and up...I.Q. that is.

/"oh, that joke was dirty, mister!" (said in Jim Gaffigan's "audience" voice)
 
2013-01-26 07:43:40 PM
Heh, 69 comments.

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2013-01-26 07:44:22 PM

hundreddollarman: Heh, 69 comments.

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Dammit, I was about to do that
 
2013-01-26 07:44:56 PM

The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.


Give it a couple more years of hormones raging before you go spraining your arm patting yourself on the back there super Dad.

As for this article, yes girls under 18 stop dressing like hookers. On your 18th birthday, be my guest.
 
2013-01-26 07:45:24 PM

Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.


Crockett or Tubbs?
 
2013-01-26 07:45:28 PM

HotWingAgenda: The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.

F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.


My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.
 
2013-01-26 07:45:37 PM
This thread is more disappointing that my prom night.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:42 PM
FTFA:Facebook is plastered with porn.

Clearly I have the wrong friends and/or targetted ad profile. I'm more likely to see boobs in the Daily Fail than on Facebook.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:46 PM
This article presupposes that hookers are smart enough or sane enough to give people advice. On the other hand, a friend of mine, who was definitely not dressed like a hooker, and who was carrying a huge bag of schoolbooks, got beaten up by a hooker for standing on her street corner waiting for a bus.
 
2013-01-26 07:50:39 PM

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.


I saw that too. Huge red flag.
 
2013-01-26 07:51:23 PM

Shazam999: I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.


Now wait a damn minute! I still have my (glances down), HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THEY GO?!
 
2013-01-26 07:55:58 PM
Ah, the Daily Mail...isn't this the rag that's been running semi-nudie schoolgirl-porn photos on their pages for the last 20 years?

/or if not them specifically, then another one of Rupert Murdoch's other UK papers
 
2013-01-26 07:56:56 PM

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Here they are.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-26 08:00:58 PM

Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"


Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.
 
2013-01-26 08:02:29 PM

sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.


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2013-01-26 08:05:12 PM

The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.


Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.
 
2013-01-26 08:06:50 PM

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

I saw that too. Huge red flag.


Yup. Also, girls didn't do that when I was in high school...or I just picked the wrong girls.

There was that one girl with the daddy issues...yeah, it was awesome.
 
2013-01-26 08:07:26 PM

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.


Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.
 
2013-01-26 08:07:29 PM

pxlboy: Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

I saw that too. Huge red flag.

Yup. Also, girls didn't do that when I was in high school...or I just picked the wrong girls.

There was that one girl with the daddy issues...yeah, it was awesome.


I think we all knew her ;)
 
2013-01-26 08:08:04 PM
I was a little weirded out to realize it was a man writing that article. He goes on about what sex for girls is supposed to be like... but really how would he know?

Anyway, I was originally going to come here to say that the only women I ever saw that I was absolutely sure were prostitutes, were 2 ladies wearing baggy T-shirts and jeans or sweatpants who seemed to be marketing themselves in front of the 24-hour liquor store at 1 AM. They were probably hooking for meth money.

I think my school wished I would have dressed so conservatively, when I was a teen.
 
2013-01-26 08:08:16 PM

NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"


Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end
 
2013-01-26 08:09:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-26 08:12:01 PM

Sobekneferu: I was a little weirded out to realize it was a man writing that article. He goes on about what sex for girls is supposed to be like... but really how would he know?


Probably the same way that women know that when a man looks at them he's in a rapey kind of mood.
 
2013-01-26 08:13:32 PM

dopekitty74: NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"

Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end


WTF did I just watch?
 
2013-01-26 08:14:55 PM

KiwDaWabbit: dopekitty74: NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"

Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end

WTF did I just watch?


I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...
 
2013-01-26 08:15:18 PM

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.


Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.
 
2013-01-26 08:16:17 PM

Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.


Don't you dare look, you perv!
 
2013-01-26 08:16:50 PM
facebook is plastered with porn? where? i must have the most uptight friends ever then, even the single ones in their early to mid 20s dont show much skin in profile pics
 
2013-01-26 08:18:54 PM

WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...


"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:19:02 PM

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Who the fark are you talking to? Where are the feminists here arguing that frail little women need protection and can't take the pressure? All I see is a man writing an article lambasting women for dressing like whores.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:42 PM

Jclark666: FTFA:Facebook is plastered with porn.

Clearly I have the wrong friends and/or targetted ad profile. I'm more likely to see boobs in the Daily Fail than on Facebook.


Private groups on facebook sometimes post porn, until they get reported that is.
 
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