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2013-01-26 05:10:09 PM  
If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.
 
2013-01-26 05:58:04 PM  

GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.


Snicker
 
2013-01-26 06:05:00 PM  

GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.


*lulz*
 
2013-01-26 06:05:37 PM  
sinister diktats

That sounds painful.
 
2013-01-26 06:09:17 PM  
today's hyper-sexualised culture

*Reads line*

*Looks at Miley Cyrus pics on sidebar*

Hmmm...
 
2013-01-26 06:36:25 PM  
MAKE W/ THE PICS ALREADY!
 
2013-01-26 06:37:35 PM  
I blame the internet and all of its wonderful, wonderful porn.
 
2013-01-26 06:38:10 PM  
Read the article. Got a little bit Talibanesk at the end. Why the fark does anybody read the dailyfail except for the lulz?
 
2013-01-26 06:39:30 PM  
Teenage hookers? Yes please.
 
2013-01-26 06:42:20 PM  

"Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."


If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

 
2013-01-26 06:43:08 PM  
Nipples.
 
TWX
2013-01-26 06:43:55 PM  
Heh...

Prostitots...
 
2013-01-26 06:44:18 PM  

Vertdang: MAKE W/ THE PICS ALREADY!


Damnitsomu...
 
2013-01-26 06:45:16 PM  

fusillade762: sinister diktats

That sounds painful.


That damn it was supposed to go here...
 
2013-01-26 06:45:43 PM  
We need more photographic evidence of hookers and legal young women in similar outfits.
 
2013-01-26 06:45:46 PM  

GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.


Just because I'm dressed this way; does not make me a prostitute.

It would be like Dave Chappell wearing a cop uniform.
 
2013-01-26 06:45:52 PM  
100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.
 
2013-01-26 06:46:14 PM  

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.


Doesn't getting vaccinated for HPV protect against those cancers anyway?
 
2013-01-26 06:46:41 PM  
I wonder how Alamy likes being used as a purveyor of this problem?

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i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-26 06:48:04 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


have a seat over there please...
 
2013-01-26 06:50:44 PM  
On my drive to work I go down a local state road.  En the evening is where the hookers hang out cause there are cheap motels and its off the instertate with a truck stop.

In the morning it is also the bus stop for local school kids.

One morning I am driving to work and I see all the kids at the bustop, then I see this girl with pig tails, school girl uniform, smoking a cigarette and drinking a 40.  I was damn "she is hard core, go girl" then I look and I realize it is a 40 year old hooker going home after the night shift...
 
2013-01-26 06:52:16 PM  
Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?
 
2013-01-26 06:52:58 PM  

alienated: Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.

have a seat over there please...


I'll go sit with those 18 and 19 year old girls wearing tube tops and miniskirts.

You're welcome to come with...
 
2013-01-26 06:54:55 PM  
I'd prefer it if the teenage girls would dress like hookers and the actual hookers wouldn't.
 
2013-01-26 06:55:06 PM  

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."


If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.



HPV causes head and neck cancer.
 
2013-01-26 06:56:30 PM  

iheartscotch: Just because I'm dressed this way; does not make me a prostitute.


Dressed what way? What are you wearing?
 
2013-01-26 06:56:50 PM  
It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"
 
2013-01-26 06:57:27 PM  

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?



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2013-01-26 06:58:16 PM  
This thread needs more pics of wimmin.
 
2013-01-26 06:59:44 PM  
FTA: Researchers found that the percentage of girls who had sex with multiple partners had doubled in six years. Doubled!

OH NO! NOT DOUBLED!

Seriously? For as long as teenagers have been around, there's been horny teenagers. The numbers are scary, but haven't changed THAT much.
 
2013-01-26 07:01:16 PM  

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Isn't that some kind of a fish?
 
2013-01-26 07:01:47 PM  
Same with the straight dudes who dress like they're going to NYC pride.

Stop that.
 
2013-01-26 07:02:08 PM  
Stop dressing like a Hooker, girls! Those socks are too slutty for you.

userserve-ak.last.fm

/props to last.fm for the image
//bigger props to Hooker for being f'ing amazing
 
2013-01-26 07:02:52 PM  
 
2013-01-26 07:03:52 PM  
the only problem i have with sweet young ripe luscious jailbait is the lack of them sitting right here on my lap.

/ fap fap fap
 
2013-01-26 07:05:34 PM  

Mad Tea Party: I'd prefer it if the teenage girls would dress like hookers and the actual hookers wouldn't.


I'd just like a hooker to wear a nice tight cashmere sweater and business casual slacks. and they're all "Hey these fishnets and blue thighhigh vinyl boots look great with the neon pink spandex minidress!". Then I have horrible 80s flashbacks to metal concerts. Is the horrible clothing a way to say "I have no self esteem and I will lick your balls while you jerk off with a margarine fillled condom for $15?"
 
2013-01-26 07:05:42 PM  
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I don't see the resemblance myself.
 
2013-01-26 07:06:43 PM  
Well how else are we supposed to marry them off at age 13 if we don't show off they are getting to the right age. Really, we delayed child birth and disrupting Godly marriage by keeping them as children for half a decade longer than in the good old days.
 
2013-01-26 07:07:32 PM  
coronacomingattractions.com

Slut
 
2013-01-26 07:09:47 PM  

studebaker hoch: Same with the straight dudes who dress like they're going to NYC pride.

Stop that.


I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."
 
2013-01-26 07:11:17 PM  

iheartscotch: GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.

Just because I'm dressed this way wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes; does not make me a prostitute.

It would be like Dave Chappell wearing a cop uniform.


FYMTFY
 
2013-01-26 07:12:16 PM  
Get a brain, morans. It was the same 40 years ago. When I was in high school, the girls dressed like sluts. It was nice.

Now, get the fark off my lawn.
 
2013-01-26 07:13:08 PM  
This trend is pretty disconcerting. I believe that girls are being hypersexualized, although I don't know if it is much different than 10 years ago when I was similar age-- and what women, honestly and without judgment, hasn't had to dealt with body issues stemming from magazines and television. I know I did, along with familial pressures, and I am really headstrong.

Is access to tech and unlimited communication the culprit for unhealthy attitudes towards sex? Is it parenting? I'd like to think it was simply the latter- that people can *kind* of control...

/Going to have kids w/in next 5 years
//Would prefer any future daughters had healthy attitudes toward sex
///It's not a chore! How sad and empty ;(
 
2013-01-26 07:14:00 PM  
FTFA: "diktats"

Hmm - how did they know about my diktat?
 
2013-01-26 07:15:52 PM  
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2013-01-26 07:17:00 PM  
Well, that didn't work. Mods, could you delete that crap?
 
2013-01-26 07:17:18 PM  

oilyfishhead: Get a brain, morans. It was the same 40 years ago. When I was in high school, the girls dressed like sluts. It was nice.

Now, get the fark off my lawn.


Yeah but now it's the 9 year olds who are dressing like strippers.
 
2013-01-26 07:17:33 PM  
More pics of scantily clad teen females please.
 
2013-01-26 07:20:48 PM  
GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."

You really can't go wrong in your mid 20's but I wonder if they know just HOW hot they look. If they meant to do that, wow.


...Macy's??
 
2013-01-26 07:21:20 PM  
Society is to blame, our priorities are screwed up majorly - too concerned about celebrities, competing with the Joneses and pop-culture and not concerned enough about raising well adjusted people who can think for themselves and not cheapen themselves just because everyone else does. The fact that someone will either tell me I'm a "prude" for saying this or sit in their chair thinking it is a demonstration of why I'm correct.
 
2013-01-26 07:21:52 PM  
Stop training them to dress like hookers by not putting them in clothing that has "Juicy"TM across their backsides when they are five-years-old.
 
2013-01-26 07:21:58 PM  
canitbesaturdaynow.com
 
2013-01-26 07:22:05 PM  
God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".
 
2013-01-26 07:22:48 PM  

studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."



Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:25 PM  

Quaker: 100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.


There are actual mental health problems to sexualizing EITHER gender too early, and although the Daily Fail is going the anti-porn, ebul men route, you'll notice that a lot of boys and men nowadays are claiming they can barely control themselves as if it's biological, while girls are taught by  advertisements and TV shows to dress like sluts. (Porn is porn. It's the ads, TV, and 'dolls' with half their clothes off that cause problems.)

That's not healthy for anyone. Children do stupid shiat, but there's a difference between normal teen experimentation and our current society.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:46 PM  
I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:08 PM  
I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"
 
2013-01-26 07:25:09 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."

Men who go to the office and stuff a gym sock in their pants to impress people are totally out of line. Make everyone else feel like they have to compete. Next thing you know we're all wearing plastic nipple erectors.


Just bring the cod-piece back into fashion.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:11 PM  
Oh, welcome to old dried up coonts same complaint for the last 3,500 years.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:26 PM  

gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".


"And see those girls not dressed like hookers? You can marry one of those sometime later but they're for having kids and setting up finances with. Never try to have fun sex with them. Only girls with mental problems and low self esteem love sex."
 
2013-01-26 07:28:46 PM  
My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:34 PM  
Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:40 PM  

gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".


I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:45 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Yeah but now it's the 9 year olds who are dressing like strippers.



I blame Toddlers & Tiaras.

/and 'role models' such as Spears, Lohan, Hilton, etc
 
2013-01-26 07:34:40 PM  
As the father of a 1-year-old daughter... whose otherwise responsible 11-year-old babysitter seems determined to dress like a 2013 version of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver", well there are a lot of facepalms here. I'm just hoping that in a decade, that shiat isn't cool anymore because I don't wanna have to explain to my little one why it's a bad idea.
/yeah right, it'll be even worse
 
2013-01-26 07:37:49 PM  

The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.


F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.
 
2013-01-26 07:37:55 PM  

sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.


Is your boy named Eric?
 
2013-01-26 07:39:15 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


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I don't know if I'd call it either. I certainly don't believe what I wrote! My (attempt at a) point was rather that articles like this don't really do the female sex any favours...if one was already gender biased or even a misogynist, one COULD use this article to demonstrate ones' point.

Some women are weak...some men are as well. I hate seeing it in either sex. My wife is like me - we're a very strong couple. We both make great money because we have great (separate) careers. That, in turn, is because both of us invested in our education and went to the post-grad level (her an MBA, me a PhD). She's intelligent and accomplished...we're intelligent and accomplished and I wouldn't want it any different. I absolutely consider her a peer.

Oh...but the "where are the parents" was not trolling - seems to me a completely appropriate question to ask, rhetorically.
 
2013-01-26 07:40:11 PM  

doglover: sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.

Is your boy named Eric?


Heh, we joke about that.
 
2013-01-26 07:43:11 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


Yep, 18 and up...I.Q. that is.

/"oh, that joke was dirty, mister!" (said in Jim Gaffigan's "audience" voice)
 
2013-01-26 07:43:40 PM  
Heh, 69 comments.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-26 07:44:22 PM  

hundreddollarman: Heh, 69 comments.

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Dammit, I was about to do that
 
2013-01-26 07:44:56 PM  

The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.


Give it a couple more years of hormones raging before you go spraining your arm patting yourself on the back there super Dad.

As for this article, yes girls under 18 stop dressing like hookers. On your 18th birthday, be my guest.
 
2013-01-26 07:45:24 PM  

Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.


Crockett or Tubbs?
 
2013-01-26 07:45:28 PM  

HotWingAgenda: The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.

F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.


My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.
 
2013-01-26 07:45:37 PM  
This thread is more disappointing that my prom night.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:42 PM  
FTFA:Facebook is plastered with porn.

Clearly I have the wrong friends and/or targetted ad profile. I'm more likely to see boobs in the Daily Fail than on Facebook.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:46 PM  
This article presupposes that hookers are smart enough or sane enough to give people advice. On the other hand, a friend of mine, who was definitely not dressed like a hooker, and who was carrying a huge bag of schoolbooks, got beaten up by a hooker for standing on her street corner waiting for a bus.
 
2013-01-26 07:50:39 PM  

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.


I saw that too. Huge red flag.
 
2013-01-26 07:51:23 PM  

Shazam999: I see all the eunuchs invaded this thread.


Now wait a damn minute! I still have my (glances down), HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THEY GO?!
 
2013-01-26 07:55:58 PM  
Ah, the Daily Mail...isn't this the rag that's been running semi-nudie schoolgirl-porn photos on their pages for the last 20 years?

/or if not them specifically, then another one of Rupert Murdoch's other UK papers
 
2013-01-26 07:56:56 PM  

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Here they are.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-26 08:00:58 PM  

Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"


Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.
 
2013-01-26 08:02:29 PM  

sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-26 08:05:12 PM  

The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.


Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.
 
2013-01-26 08:06:50 PM  

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

I saw that too. Huge red flag.


Yup. Also, girls didn't do that when I was in high school...or I just picked the wrong girls.

There was that one girl with the daddy issues...yeah, it was awesome.
 
2013-01-26 08:07:26 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.


Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.
 
2013-01-26 08:07:29 PM  

pxlboy: Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.

I saw that too. Huge red flag.

Yup. Also, girls didn't do that when I was in high school...or I just picked the wrong girls.

There was that one girl with the daddy issues...yeah, it was awesome.


I think we all knew her ;)
 
2013-01-26 08:08:04 PM  
I was a little weirded out to realize it was a man writing that article. He goes on about what sex for girls is supposed to be like... but really how would he know?

Anyway, I was originally going to come here to say that the only women I ever saw that I was absolutely sure were prostitutes, were 2 ladies wearing baggy T-shirts and jeans or sweatpants who seemed to be marketing themselves in front of the 24-hour liquor store at 1 AM. They were probably hooking for meth money.

I think my school wished I would have dressed so conservatively, when I was a teen.
 
2013-01-26 08:08:16 PM  

NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"


Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end
 
2013-01-26 08:09:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-26 08:12:01 PM  

Sobekneferu: I was a little weirded out to realize it was a man writing that article. He goes on about what sex for girls is supposed to be like... but really how would he know?


Probably the same way that women know that when a man looks at them he's in a rapey kind of mood.
 
2013-01-26 08:13:32 PM  

dopekitty74: NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"

Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end


WTF did I just watch?
 
2013-01-26 08:14:55 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: dopekitty74: NutWrench: It must be tough to be a hooker these days. Think about it: what can a hooker possibly WEAR these days that says, "No, look, I really AM a hooker!"

Dammit, i wish i was at a pc. I know just the top.

/Kelly - lemme borrow that top
//google, then watch the video. Shirt is at the end

WTF did I just watch?


I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...
 
2013-01-26 08:15:18 PM  

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.


Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.
 
2013-01-26 08:16:17 PM  

Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.


Don't you dare look, you perv!
 
2013-01-26 08:16:50 PM  
facebook is plastered with porn? where? i must have the most uptight friends ever then, even the single ones in their early to mid 20s dont show much skin in profile pics
 
2013-01-26 08:18:54 PM  

WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...


"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:19:02 PM  

DS1970: Once again, it's the all-powerful men against the frail, widdoe-angeled, female. Don't any of you women argue you are "equal" to men...forget your NOW, forget feminism...you can't get away with the fact that you're all still the more frail, weak-minded, can't take the pressure, sex.

And where are the f*cking paren...er, breeders, in all this?


Who the fark are you talking to? Where are the feminists here arguing that frail little women need protection and can't take the pressure? All I see is a man writing an article lambasting women for dressing like whores.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:42 PM  

Jclark666: FTFA:Facebook is plastered with porn.

Clearly I have the wrong friends and/or targetted ad profile. I'm more likely to see boobs in the Daily Fail than on Facebook.


Private groups on facebook sometimes post porn, until they get reported that is.
 
2013-01-26 08:23:31 PM  

bingethinker: This article presupposes that hookers are smart enough or sane enough to give people advice. On the other hand, a friend of mine, who was definitely not dressed like a hooker, and who was carrying a huge bag of schoolbooks, got beaten up by a hooker for standing on her street corner waiting for a bus.


Sorry, but that's funny. I saw some tranny hooker stomp some loaded  guy  at her  bus stop.
Aurora Ave #358.
 
2013-01-26 08:27:22 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:


That's the very one :)

btw, go check out some of the other Liam Kyle Sullivan videos. Fun stuff!

Text message Breakup and No Booty Calls are great fun.
 
2013-01-26 08:28:48 PM  
Facebook is plastered with porn.

I would like to see their definition of porn.
 
2013-01-26 08:28:54 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 269x500]


That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...
 
2013-01-26 08:30:22 PM  

WhippingBoy: KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: I dunno, but you're on a number of "lists" right now...

"You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

BTW, I think this is the shirt that dopekitty74 was talking about:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 269x500]

That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...


Whore whore? like rape rape?
 
2013-01-26 08:30:30 PM  
But if I stuff a twenty down some teenager's bra and give a hotel room number, I'm the bad guy! It's the worst combination of entrapment AND petty theft!
 
2013-01-26 08:30:37 PM  

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.

Don't you dare look, you perv!


I told the principle about it, and the student got sent to the office to wait until her mom brought her real pants.

/feels old
//Doesn't find teenage girls all that attractive
///If you can't hold an intelligent conversation, you're not attractive.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:04 PM  
This generation does seem like the first generation in the history of time to want to dress like whores. Kids these days with their loud music, and their new fangled tecno crap with the facebooking and twissering. I just don't understand.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:16 PM  

AllUpInYa: Krieghund: My teenage daughter dresses like an undercover vice cop.

Crockett or Tubbs?


Gina.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 08:34:43 PM  

WhippingBoy: That shirt screams "hipster attention-whore", not whore... which I guess is a type of whore...


We're all whores in our own special way, only some are prostitutes in the literal sense.

/Like my ex in college.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:28 PM  

mrlewish: Read the article. Got a little bit Talibanesk at the end. Why the fark does anybody read the dailyfail except for the lulz?


For the pictures of hypersexualized of young women they feature so predominantly?
 
2013-01-26 08:37:51 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.


Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.
 
2013-01-26 08:37:52 PM  

pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.


I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.
 
2013-01-26 08:38:55 PM  

The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.


Biologically, perhaps.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:52 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: sleeps in trees: Son, I used to work as an escort (prostitute). 15 years ago all those girls dressed like that could have been me. Think about that before you pass judgement.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x224]


Dead serious. We are very honest.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:44 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.


You know, that could be the ultimate troll line in a boobies/bie thread.

/Been a while since I've been sent to the corn field.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:18 PM  

bearded clamorer: [coronacomingattractions.com image 300x362]

Slut


I laughed more than I think I should have...
 
2013-01-26 08:52:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.


So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?
 
2013-01-26 08:53:55 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 413x413]


If fark started moderating more, censoring, and stopped us from being our horrible selves there would be 3 people left having a really boring conversation.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:30 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?


I wasn't in a "boy" band.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:17 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: MayoSlather:
If fark started moderating more, censoring, and stopped us from being our horrible selves there would be 3 people left having a really boring conversation.

True, but they would be the "correct" opinions being shared, and there's nothing more terrifying or offensive to a sensitive leftist than being exposed to ideas with which they don't agree, challenge their own, or humor that pokes fun and things they've decided are sacrosanct.

"3 people left having a really boring conversation" is their ideal notion of social interaction.


I see you've been on some feminist and/or "fat acceptance" web sites.
 
2013-01-26 09:04:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.


It's a MAN band!!
 
2013-01-26 09:12:33 PM  

Texmaniac: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

It's a MAN band!!


www.solarnavigator.net
 
2013-01-26 09:12:38 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.


Do you enjoy being an insecure person?
 
2013-01-26 09:15:34 PM  
Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.
 
2013-01-26 09:16:46 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?


It has its ups and downs. The pay sucks, but the hours are fantastic.
 
2013-01-26 09:27:37 PM  

The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?


Well, a lot of young lesbones are really into unattainable girly pop stars. It fulfills their desires in a safe way without making them truly explore their sexuality. They're simply not ready to realize their orientation, and that's a way to make them seem normal even if they want lots of snatch. Not saying its your daughters thing or nothing, but it's a thing.
 
2013-01-26 09:29:23 PM  

Champion of the Sun: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: pxlboy: WhippingBoy: The Asshole Guy: My daughter grew up around her lesbian Aunt and her partner and that didn't turn her gay and now that she is in love with Harry from One Direction I don't see her going the bull dyke route. Maybe college will change that but I highly doubt it.

Uh, I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't seem like *men* are actually her thing.

Young girls listen to boy bands and grow out of it. It's nothing new.

I'm well aware of that and all the guys in OD are over 18 so that makes them, men.

Biologically, perhaps.

So when you where 20 years of age you didn't consider yourself a man?

I wasn't in a "boy" band.

Do you enjoy being an insecure person?

Well, a lot of young lesbones are really into unattainable girly pop stars. It fulfills their desires in a safe way without making them truly explore their sexuality. They're simply not ready to realize their orientation, and that's a way to make them seem normal even if they want lots of snatch. Not saying its your daughters thing or nothing, but it's a thing.


The funny thing is, it seems like he's actually worried about this.
 
2013-01-26 09:36:19 PM  

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 448x556]


I want to know the story behind that.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:06 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: WhippingBoy:
I see you've been on some feminist and/or "fat acceptance" web sites.

"Some?"

Try most.

They almost all state - flat out - in this exact language - that "this is a "safe space" and people expressing opinions other than those shared by us or approved by us will be banned, blocked and reported.

That's fine, on their own Facebook page, etc - chickenshiat as all get out but who cares, it's their space, right?

What's horrifying, however, is the slow and steady creep of this mindset into places where these nutjobs might actually wield some power, nowhere more so than in academia, where restrictive speech codes are becoming more and more prevalent.


Oh, I know exactly what you mean. It's terrifying...
 
2013-01-26 09:38:01 PM  

Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.


But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?
 
2013-01-26 09:54:22 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Bucky Katt: Maybe hookers should try dressing in nuns habits.

But then how will I know if I'm f♥cking a real nun?


Real nuns bring a ruler to slap your bare ass while you plow them. It's like penis and penance at the same time.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:45 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Teenage hookers? Yes please.


Well now that would be illegal...
 
2013-01-26 10:25:30 PM  

SearchN: Need_MindBleach: Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.

Ah, first you were in that other thread defending "creepshots" taken of unsuspecting women in public, and now you're defending rapists.

You know, this site really does suffer from its lack of moderation, in my opinion. It's a pity.

You know, that could be the ultimate troll line in a boobies/bie thread.

/Been a while since I've been sent to the corn field.


Just found my way out ;)

img.izismile.com

www.polyvore.com
 
2013-01-26 11:02:18 PM  
Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-26 11:13:13 PM  

Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.


So post some pics.
 
2013-01-26 11:15:28 PM  

Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.


Would if I could...

/no more cornfields.
//am also disappoint.
 
2013-01-26 11:33:13 PM  

SearchN: Trance354: Two. Two pics of scantily clad women. Ah ah ah.

/Fark, I am disappoint.

So post some pics.

Fine, I will

cdn.styleforum.net
news.makemeheal.com
izismile.com
 
2013-01-26 11:42:24 PM  
and seeing as anything GIS-ed for jailbait would get me banned:
www.ofdress.net
I like all shapes and colors women come in, too
files.blackisbeautiful.se
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-26 11:48:00 PM  
The hottest of hot women(they have brains):
3.bp.blogspot.com
resources2.news.com.au
media.lunch.com

/and I'm done
 
2013-01-27 12:00:36 AM  

Trance354: The hottest of hot women(they have brains):
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 363x616]
[resources2.news.com.au image 433x433]
[media.lunch.com image 460x600]

/and I'm done


Getting there.

imageshack.us

/Why the hell did imageshack notify me that they were deleting 3000 images Jan 1st and haven't done so yet?
 
2013-01-27 12:31:39 AM  

AbbeySomeone: bingethinker: This article presupposes that hookers are smart enough or sane enough to give people advice. On the other hand, a friend of mine, who was definitely not dressed like a hooker, and who was carrying a huge bag of schoolbooks, got beaten up by a hooker for standing on her street corner waiting for a bus.

Sorry, but that's funny. I saw some tranny hooker stomp some loaded  guy  at her  bus stop.
Aurora Ave #358.



Huh - I take the tree-fiddy ate....what stop?

Ooh! And yesterday I saw *3* - count 'em - 3 hookers at the corner of 94th-95th & Aurora. At 8 am. Who's gonna get a hooker at 8 am on a Friday?

/ no, I was ON my way to work.
 
2013-01-27 01:55:17 AM  

casey17: Who's gonna get a hooker at 8 am on a Friday?


Depends on the Friday

/and the hooker
 
2013-01-27 01:58:12 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Unless and until idiot provocateurs like Need_MindBleach aren't just shamed off of Fark, but shamed off the internet entirely, we've failed.


Na, it's rare that someone like him can overrun a thread that turns into an image posting one, but this one hasn't so it may have worked.

/side note and thread jack: I agree with most of the ignore stuff you have listed, but I can make an easy addition to it. EIP.
 
2013-01-27 02:39:21 AM  

skinink: "Less well-known is the fact that the rapid surge in the numbers of girls who perform oral sex is leading to a far greater incidence of mouth and throat cancers."
If semen had carcinogens in them then more gays would be dead from cancer than from AIDS.


Are you serious? In case you are, it's from HPV.
 
2013-01-27 03:09:53 AM  
These teenage girls should be VERY careful, as the penalty for counterfeiting in the UK can be anything up to ten years...

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091006043012AAseDEv
 
2013-01-27 09:15:47 AM  

GWSuperfan: If you're not gonna do the job, don't wear the uniform.


I thought hookers were dressing up as teenage girls. You know, for um, marketing purposes.
 
2013-01-27 09:41:46 AM  

HotWingAgenda: The Asshole Guy: gadian: God, I love having a son. "See those girls dressed like hookers, boy? Don't fark them until after high school. Always wrap it and never leave the condom behind." Sooo much easier than trying to negotiate or fighting about when to wear make up / shave / wear high heels or short skirts and "look little missy, you're not leaving this house dressed like that".

I have a 14 year old daughter and have none of those problems. Raise your daughters to respect theirselves, have morals and values and you don't have to do a lot of worrying.

F that, just raise them to be dyke lesbians. Problem solved. And you get the bonus of a kid you can play tackle football with.


I have two daughters, In the words of Lupe Fiasco "Im going to raise them to be hard to impress, not hard to respect."

I figure if I role model the fact that a man's main job is to bring home the bacon, then, regardless of whether they are successful themselves or not, they'll know better than to just shack up with some surfer. A man who can't provide is just a douchebag.

/Raises a flock of chickens. Roosters (and men) are aggressive, useless turds for the most part. Where do you think .25 hot wings come from?
 
2013-01-27 09:45:24 AM  

WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: WhippingBoy: Kit Fister: I've been in schools recently where the teenagers were walking around in skimpy t-shirts and yoga pants. I realized I'm old when I realized that my first thought is "jesus, you're too young to dress like whores!"

Yoga pants??? Even bonafide whores don't wear yoga pants because they're too whorey.

Yep. Just tight spandex pants that, in the right light, show off their farking underwear.

Don't you dare look, you perv!


She can't be a whore if she's wearing underwear, duh!
 
2013-01-27 10:14:43 AM  

PsiChick: Quaker: 100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.

There are actual mental health problems to sexualizing EITHER gender too early, and although the Daily Fail is going the anti-porn, ebul men route, you'll notice that a lot of boys and men nowadays are claiming they can barely control themselves as if it's biological, while girls are taught by  advertisements and TV shows to dress like sluts. (Porn is porn. It's the ads, TV, and 'dolls' with half their clothes off that cause problems.)

That's not healthy for anyone. Children do stupid shiat, but there's a difference between normal teen experimentation and our current society.


But the idea that a new kind of clothing style implies a certain kind of behavior will change after people get used to it, which is what I was going for with my original example. It used to be implied that women wearing figure-revealing trousers were more promiscuous than "proper" ladies who wore dresses just as a short skirt or tiny shorts do today, and I'm sure that promiscuous women gravitated toward that style of dress for that reason. But today people don't even make a connection between women wearing pants and their sexual behavior because it's so commonplace.
 
2013-01-27 10:30:31 AM  
This should be one of the sweetest times of life, when you feel intensely alive and the world seems a wonderful place. Yet many girls today - hammered by messages from TV, movies and online porn - believe that their boyfriend will go elsewhere if they don't deliver.

This guy is a child psychologist and doesn't know that boys are like? I never asked girls out because of their hobbies or their taste in music. It was because I wanted to fark them.

And look, if a girl goes out on a date with a guy, it should be because she has some attraction towards him. After a few dates, if she's not giving up something, then there's something wrong with how things are going.
 
2013-01-27 12:34:47 PM  

No Such Agency: As the father of a 1-year-old daughter... whose otherwise responsible 11-year-old babysitter seems determined to dress like a 2013 version of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver"


Keep your babysitter happy. In five or six years you will be dying to tap that.
 
2013-01-27 01:31:51 PM  

Quaker: But the idea that a new kind of clothing style implies a certain kind of behavior will change after people get used to it, which is what I was going for with my original example. It used to be implied that women wearing figure-revealing trousers were more promiscuous than "proper" ladies who wore dresses just as a short skirt or tiny shorts do today, and I'm sure that promiscuous women gravitated toward that style of dress for that reason. But today people don't even make a connection between women wearing pants and their sexual behavior because it's so commonplace.


Look up what people used to say about the flappers in the 1920s. It was basically "society is going to hell". It would be considered as conservative dress today.
 
2013-01-27 02:03:49 PM  

Quaker: PsiChick: Quaker: 100+ years ago, people were making these same arguments about women who wore trousers. Civilization will get by.

There are actual mental health problems to sexualizing EITHER gender too early, and although the Daily Fail is going the anti-porn, ebul men route, you'll notice that a lot of boys and men nowadays are claiming they can barely control themselves as if it's biological, while girls are taught by  advertisements and TV shows to dress like sluts. (Porn is porn. It's the ads, TV, and 'dolls' with half their clothes off that cause problems.)

That's not healthy for anyone. Children do stupid shiat, but there's a difference between normal teen experimentation and our current society.

But the idea that a new kind of clothing style implies a certain kind of behavior will change after people get used to it, which is what I was going for with my original example. It used to be implied that women wearing figure-revealing trousers were more promiscuous than "proper" ladies who wore dresses just as a short skirt or tiny shorts do today, and I'm sure that promiscuous women gravitated toward that style of dress for that reason. But today people don't even make a connection between women wearing pants and their sexual behavior because it's so commonplace.


But it's not a mode of dress. It's the sexuality itself. Girls aren't wearing this because it's easier to move in or because who gives a fark--if wearing a burqa were sexual, they would wear a burqa. Sexuality is normal, but being told you have to express sexuality before you should have even had a first kiss (PSAs out where I am talk about kids  twelve to fourteen who have had sex for the first time) is not.

/Honestly, if you want to walk around naked in your own house I don't give a fark--probably don't even give a fark if you walk around naked outside, that's your ass that'll get sunburn, not mine--but it's why you do it, not what you do.
 
2013-01-27 03:00:20 PM  

studebaker hoch: GWSuperfan

I was once told by a gay friend that straight men need to stop dressing so well. My response was: "Well, then you need to stop working at Macy's and teaching us how to dress."

It's not that they dress well, it's that they dress sexy. I see them and think "dude, you wear that shirt to a party, not to work."

You really can't go wrong in your mid 20's but I wonder if they know just HOW hot they look. If they meant to do that, wow.


...Macy's??


That's one of those mistakes I wish I had made when I was younger. Now I'm an adult male who's never worn a sexy shirt in his life and probably isn't about to start now. (Mostly because I can't tell them apart from any other kind of shirt.)
 
2013-01-27 10:08:43 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: [www.filehurricane.com image 494x395]


The eternal dilemma.


That's actually an idiotic image just because it's logically inconsistent. Why does it conveniently switch verbs from "dress" to "act"?
 
2013-01-28 11:21:08 AM  

goodole312: facebook is plastered with porn? where? i must have the most uptight friends ever then, even the single ones in their early to mid 20s dont show much skin in profile pics


I have a few that have a lot of bikini pics. Quite frankly I'm very surprised, since some are my age and I really wasn't expecting to masturbate to them.
 
2013-01-28 12:28:19 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: I have two daughters, In the words of Lupe Fiasco "Im going to raise them to be hard to impress, not hard to respect."

I figure if I role model the fact that a man's main job is to bring home the bacon...


Whooo...where to begin?

I'll use a quote to sum up my feelings:


A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein


But, by all means fathers, teach your daughters to look for a 'provider' rather than provide for themselves and to look for a 'protector' rather than a partner. That always ends well.


/bring home the bacon, indeed
 
2013-01-28 06:42:12 PM  

Brainsick: TiiiMMMaHHH: I have two daughters, In the words of Lupe Fiasco "Im going to raise them to be hard to impress, not hard to respect."

I figure if I role model the fact that a man's main job is to bring home the bacon...

Whooo...where to begin?

I'll use a quote to sum up my feelings:


A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein


But, by all means fathers, teach your daughters to look for a 'provider' rather than provide for themselves and to look for a 'protector' rather than a partner. That always ends well.


/bring home the bacon, indeed


Let me reply with a quote of my own:

'Cash, grass, or ass.. no one rides for free!'
 
2013-01-28 10:30:59 PM  
over_and_done

That's one of those mistakes I wish I had made when I was younger. Now I'm an adult male who's never worn a sexy shirt in his life and probably isn't about to start now. (Mostly because I can't tell them apart from any other kind of shirt.)

Unless they've posted guards at the clothing stores, you can wear whatever you want. Understated cool works for any age.

Men aren't over and done until they quit.
 
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