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(Tea Party Nation)   Tea Party Nation: "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them"   (teapartynation.com) divider line 228
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2013-01-26 05:09:40 PM
Shut up, toilet paper nation.
 
2013-01-26 05:13:22 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Shut up, toilet paper nation.


I get more funny stuff from the TPN mailing list than in my daily emails from The Daily Show. It's comedy gold!
 
2013-01-26 05:24:14 PM
Mmm, golden TP
 
2013-01-26 05:30:17 PM
Is this a parody site?
 
2013-01-26 05:33:24 PM

doyner: Is this a parody site?


For my sanity's sake, I'm going to say yes
 
2013-01-26 05:34:43 PM
People making that comparison are worse than Hitler.
 
2013-01-26 05:36:23 PM

Chariset: doyner: Is this a parody site?

For my sanity's sake, I'm going to say yes


A quick Google says no, this is legit.  This is the original group that had a convention in 2010.
 
2013-01-26 05:38:01 PM

AbsentFriends: People making that comparison are worse than Hitler.


Author of this "article."
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-26 05:43:49 PM

GAT_00: A quick Google says no, this is legit.  This is the original group that had a convention in 2010.


Yup. They also periodically go through and purge suspected liberals from the site. Fortunately, I've managed to stay above suspicion so far.
 
2013-01-26 05:46:03 PM
If someone's legitimately trying to take your guns away you have a way to shut that whole thing down.
 
2013-01-26 05:46:17 PM
I'd say it's worse.  The constitution doesn't explicitly forbid you from raping anybody.
 
2013-01-26 05:47:54 PM

GWSuperfan: GAT_00: A quick Google says no, this is legit.  This is the original group that had a convention in 2010.

Yup. They also periodically go through and purge suspected liberals from the site. Fortunately, I've managed to stay above suspicion so far.


How often do you have to threaten to kill the President to stay above suspicion?
 
2013-01-26 05:48:22 PM

GAT_00: Chariset: doyner: Is this a parody site?

For my sanity's sake, I'm going to say yes

A quick Google says no, this is legit.  This is the original group that had a convention in 2010.


The question is:  Is it legitimate rape...?
 
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2013-01-26 05:48:39 PM
 
2013-01-26 05:49:21 PM

serial_crusher: I'd say it's worse.  The constitution doesn't explicitly forbid you from raping anybody.


This comment = derp ÷ 0
 
2013-01-26 05:51:29 PM

fusillade762: If someone's legitimately trying to take your guns away you have a way to shut that whole thing down should just lay back and enjoy it.


Fixed that for Texas
 
2013-01-26 05:51:59 PM

GAT_00: How often do you have to threaten to kill the President to stay above suspicion?


It's a tough line to walk. Fortunately a few veiled referenced to "those people" and "dirty hippie libs" used in a derogatory manner IN ALL CAPS has done the trick so far. I'd rather not risk a visit from the USSS
 
2013-01-26 05:52:35 PM
If the government is trying to take your guns away, the best thing to do is just lie back and enjoy it.
 
2013-01-26 05:54:55 PM
This article is just more proof that Teahaddists only care about guns and rape.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:20 PM
Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident Farkers biatch and whine anyway.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:21 PM
*scans headline*

myscriptx.com
 
2013-01-26 05:58:54 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident Farkers biatch and whine anyway.


Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.
 
2013-01-26 05:59:33 PM
OpenDNS blocks that website without even bothering to categorize it as to the offense category.  It's like they're saying "really?  Really?"

/yes, I can shut the filter off
//having it all the way on high keeps the teenager on task when he's doing homework
 
2013-01-26 06:00:50 PM
What does this have to do with being Taxed Enough Already?
 
2013-01-26 06:03:43 PM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident Farkers biatch and whine anyway.

Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.


Ummmm... no. He really wasn't.

And if he wrote, "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them." somewhere and I missed it... I'll eat my hat. And my hat is pretty gross.
 
2013-01-26 06:04:58 PM

GWSuperfan: Skywolf the Scribbler: Shut up, toilet paper nation.

I get more funny stuff from the TPN mailing list than in my daily emails from The Daily Show. It's comedy gold!


I'm Canadian but I created a pseudonym to join the Florida Tea Party Patriots   The shiat they send me is comedy gold.   They still post articles about Osama Bin Laden conspiracies.    I should send a screen capture of my in box.
 
2013-01-26 06:06:42 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident Farkers biatch and whine anyway.

Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.

Ummmm... no. He really wasn't.

And if he wrote, "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them." somewhere and I missed it... I'll eat my hat. And my hat is pretty gross.


From TFDerp:

Ms. Feinstein may be suggesting "only a small penetration" but as Detective Benson says: "Any penetration constitutes rape". And Ms. FeinStein is suggesting a (further) rape of our constitutional rights.

Do you need some ketchup?
 
2013-01-26 06:07:40 PM

Mentat: If the government is trying to take your guns away, the best thing to do is just lie back and enjoy it.


You probably shouldn't have dressed like that if you didn't want the government to take your guns away.
 
2013-01-26 06:07:54 PM
I urge all Americans, of every political persuasion to "Cry Rape"
 
2013-01-26 06:08:42 PM
Why the fark does the Tea Party have such a hard-on for rape lately?
 
2013-01-26 06:09:16 PM

doyner: AbsentFriends: People making that comparison are worse than Hitler.

Author of this "article."
[weknowmemes.com image 500x380]


point of order: how did that guy know spiderman's real name?
 
2013-01-26 06:10:53 PM
And this is just another reason to hate the Red Sox. It's because of them we have ____ Nation now.

F*ck you, Red Sox.
 
2013-01-26 06:12:11 PM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident Farkers biatch and whine anyway.

Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.

Ummmm... no. He really wasn't.

And if he wrote, "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them." somewhere and I missed it... I'll eat my hat. And my hat is pretty gross.

From TFDerp:

Ms. Feinstein may be suggesting "only a small penetration" but as Detective Benson says: "Any penetration constitutes rape". And Ms. FeinStein is suggesting a (further) rape of our constitutional rights.

Do you need some ketchup?


Nah... Ketchup is gross.

And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy
 
2013-01-26 06:17:24 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy


Yes, I get it.  So technically he wan't saying that taking his AR-15 is like unwelcome ass-play.

But then, you're also splitting hairs.  He uses the word "rape" 5 times to make his point.
 
2013-01-26 06:18:41 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident farkers biatch and whine anyway.

Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.

Ummmm... no. He really wasn't.

And if he wrote, "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them." somewhere and I missed it... I'll eat my hat. And my hat is pretty gross.

From TFDerp:

Ms. Feinstein may be suggesting "only a small penetration" but as Detective Benson says: "Any penetration constitutes rape". And Ms. FeinStein is suggesting a (further) rape of our constitutional rights.

Do you need some ketchup?

Nah... Ketchup is gross.

And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy


Whuh?

farker: The author compared gun control to rape.

You: No, he didn't. But if he did and I missed it, I'll eat my hat.

farker: [quote comparing gun control to rape]

You: That's an analogy, not a comparison.
 
2013-01-26 06:21:32 PM
from the mouths of morons....

The constitution gives the right to own a gun or guns but it does not give the right to own any damn gun you please.

There are damn fine reasons civilians should not have military type firearms.
 
2013-01-26 06:21:32 PM
So what he is saying is private citizens should have the same access to rape as the government? I mean if the FBI and ATF have access to full automatic rape I should too! Why should I have to fill out months of paperwork and pay a $200 tax to get full automatic rape? besides the price of full automatic rape has gone up since the 1986 ban
 
2013-01-26 06:22:05 PM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy

Yes, I get it.  So technically he wan't saying that taking his AR-15 is like unwelcome ass-play.

But then, you're also splitting hairs.  He uses the word "rape" 5 times to make his point.


Not saying the dude is right... not saying the dude is a capable writer... not even saying the dude is smart.

Just saying the quote in the Fark headline is not only inaccurate as a direct quote... which is bad enough... it's inaccurate as a summation... which is worse.

Yet... here ya'll are feeling all ragey and superior.
 
2013-01-26 06:23:23 PM
Keep talking! LOUDER!!!
 
2013-01-26 06:23:47 PM
I hearby nominate "Akining" as the new Godwinning. Whoever make a comparison to rape automatically loses the argument.

Elders of the internet, make it so.
 
2013-01-26 06:24:25 PM

Dan the Schman: Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhh... the Politics Tab.

Where the quotes in the headlines don't match the articles... yet the resident farkers biatch and whine anyway.

Did you even read the derp? The "author" was comparing gun control to rape.

Ummmm... no. He really wasn't.

And if he wrote, "Taking away someone's guns is just like raping them." somewhere and I missed it... I'll eat my hat. And my hat is pretty gross.

From TFDerp:

Ms. Feinstein may be suggesting "only a small penetration" but as Detective Benson says: "Any penetration constitutes rape". And Ms. FeinStein is suggesting a (further) rape of our constitutional rights.

Do you need some ketchup?

Nah... Ketchup is gross.

And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy

Whuh?

farker: The author compared gun control to rape.

You: No, he didn't. But if he did and I missed it, I'll eat my hat.

farker: [quote comparing gun control to rape]

You: That's an analogy, not a comparison.


You should read this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark
 
2013-01-26 06:24:51 PM

mitchcumstein1: And this is just another reason to hate the Red Sox. It's because of them we have ____ Nation now.

F*ck you, Red Sox.


also, f*ck you, cherokee tribes.
 
2013-01-26 06:25:52 PM
hey. did you know there is such a thing as a gun dildo....

http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Mouldings-Gun-Dildo/dp/B0020MOXNQ

tea bagger nation probably is just referring to it.

Tea Baggers: "Don't take away our guns, we need it to stick up out ass." "Its not rape if we don't say the safe word".
 
2013-01-26 06:26:09 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Just saying the quote in the Fark headline is not only inaccurate as a direct quote... which is bad enough... it's inaccurate as a summation... which is worse.


Ms. Feinstein may be suggesting "only a small penetration" but as Detective Benson says: "Any penetration constitutes rape". And Ms. FeinStein is suggesting a (further) rape of our constitutional rights.

Actually you're right, since Feinstein isn't suggesting taking away someone's guns.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:41 PM
What an idiot. Castration is obviously a much closer analogy.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:50 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You should read this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark


Now you're just "raping" the tread.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:57 PM
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-taking someone's gun away.
 
2013-01-26 06:27:35 PM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: And you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy

Yes, I get it.  So technically he wan't saying that taking his AR-15 is like unwelcome ass-play.

But then, you're also splitting hairs.  He uses the word "rape" 5 times to make his point.


He likes rape.

/but not gun-taking-away-rape
 
2013-01-26 06:28:18 PM
Think of all the kindergarteners willing to die for freedom.
 
2013-01-26 06:28:26 PM
Don't burn through all your yah-yah-rape rhetoric before the 2014 election, guys. I'm really curious if you can manage to self-destruct so completely as to lose the house even with the massive gerrymandering.

/i think you can do it
 
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