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(ABC News)   If you picked "5 days" as the answer to "How long does it take a Detroit jail to realize that one of their prisoners has gone missing?" step forward and claim your prize   ( divider line
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4335 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 7:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 07:08:15 PM  
3 votes:
I would break out of Detroit into jail.
2013-01-26 08:20:33 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't the phrase "Detroit jail" redundant?
2013-01-26 07:08:37 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, that's quite a bit faster than I'd guess. This is a town where the official reaction to a bus that drove 6 miles past the city limits before the driver noticed was "Hey-great maintenance, look how far it went!" This is the town where the firefighters parked a new fire truck across railroad tracks, then were surprised when it was destroyed by a train.
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