studebaker hoch: I would break out of Detroit into jail.
Glancing Blow: Here in Eugene Oregon we usually release them before five days since we reduced our "beds" from about 400 beds to 125; budget cuts.
apoptotic: I'm curious about the prisoner who traded wristbands with him. Did he do it because if he was released he had nowhere to go and didn't want to freeze on the streets, did he do it because he was threatened, or is he just really really dumb?
GeneralJim: DETROIT: The U.S. major city with the longest streak of uninterrupted Democratic control. Detroit is your future.[files.myopera.com image 375x310][cmsimg.detnews.com image 640x412][2.bp.blogspot.com image 522x390]
"This was not the first time Marquez staged a jailbreak. According to U.S. Marshal David Gonzalez, Marquez pulled the same stunt in a Phoenix prison eight months ago when he switched wristbands with another inmate who he had befriended and who had a similar complexion and biuld."
1)What is this 'wristband' thing that they use to track inmates? It doesn't seem too secure.
2)What is a 'biuld'?
Clock Spider Jerusalem: Check it out, this guy thinks Detroit would be Happyland if a Republican was in charge. Dude, it's still in farking Michigan.
GeneralJim: DETROIT: The U.S. major city with the longest streak of uninterrupted Democratic control.
BMFPitt: GeneralJim: DETROIT: The U.S. major city with the longest streak of uninterrupted Democratic control.Just off the top of my head, Pittsburgh has had only Democrat mayors since 1934.
mike_the_engineer: "I'm actually supposed to be getting OUT of jail today."
Check it out, this guy thinks Detroit would be Happyland if a Republican was in charge. Dude, it's still in farking Michigan.
Just off the top of my head, Pittsburgh has had only Democrat mayors since 1934.
GeneralJim: Clock Spider Jerusalem: Check it out, this guy thinks Detroit would be Happyland if a Republican was in charge. Dude, it's still in farking Michigan.Nah. It would just suck LESS. I'm a realist. And it simply isn't a good idea to leave one group, of whatever party, in charge for decades. Change 'em out once in a while. It's healthier that way.
GeneralJim: Nope. Pete Flaherty and Richard Caliguiri were independents. Pete was nominated by BOTH parties.
BMFPitt: The fact that you're even trying to argue about this is sad.
Haven't run into Jim before? He's crazy in a particularly wonderful way. He'll choose an easily disprovable assertion, then devote an enormous amount of time and energy to come up with plausible-sounding but ultimately spurious arguments for it. His "the earth is actually cooling!" novel-length posts in climate threads are sights to behold.
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