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(Daily Dot)   YouTube strips Lady Gaga of 156 million views   (dailydot.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-26 04:00:14 PM
So what?  Just because an internet counter was adjusted it doesn't mean that it hadn't been viewed those 156M times.  Jesus, people are so touchy about their internet validation.

/please vote "smart" for this post
 
2013-01-26 04:01:56 PM
It's not news, it's the news.
 
2013-01-26 04:45:02 PM
But they can't take away her penis
 
2013-01-26 05:59:07 PM
www.titaniumteddybear.net
 
2013-01-26 06:33:07 PM
And if this had mattered, that would mean something.
 
2013-01-26 06:50:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And if this had mattered, that would mean something.


Possibly the most pathetic black market for anything in the existence of ever.
 
2013-01-26 07:00:55 PM
www.operatorchan.org
 
2013-01-26 07:14:25 PM

Trollin4Colon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And if this had mattered, that would mean something.

Possibly the most pathetic black market for anything in the existence of ever.


People can buy legions of Twitter followers. This might be more pathetic than YouTube views.
 
2013-01-26 07:16:45 PM
I'll admit, I was nervous when I saw the words "Gaga" and "strips". Thank god it's not that bad!
 
2013-01-26 07:19:48 PM
She should upload a video of her squeezing her acne. That should rocket up the ratings.
 
2013-01-26 07:31:02 PM
I recently saw a YouTube video of some unfortunate black guy who got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2013-01-26 07:32:58 PM
shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?
 
2013-01-26 07:34:11 PM
Lady Gaga is capable of anything in order to continue making headlines. But I know that if this girl is doing something, is for a good cause. I was afraid the headline but I can feel calm. She is a great and very intelligent character.
 
2013-01-26 07:35:11 PM

Whatthefark: shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?


Fail.  You're far too civil and respectful.
 
2013-01-26 07:36:28 PM
So how many YouTube views does, say, a gallon of milk cost?

What about a meat dress or egg shaped pod to ride in, how many YouTube views for those I wonder?

/what? Views have no actual value? Does this matter then?
 
2013-01-26 07:38:57 PM

Whatthefark: shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?


Fail! You spelled "cocksuckers" properly.

Seriously though, the author of TFA needs to go back to school. Waiting until the end to explain what the view purging was all about, and even then don't directly explain why? Were you trying to write a mystery story?
 
2013-01-26 07:51:00 PM

doyner: Fail. You're far too civil and respectful.


Too focused, also. There wasn't rambling and incoherent enough.
 
2013-01-26 07:52:13 PM
THAT wasn't rambling and incoherent enough. (Alternatively, there wasn't enough rambling and incoherence.)

GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS
 
2013-01-26 07:54:43 PM

doyner: Whatthefark: shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?

Fail.  You're far too civil and respectful.


You're right. I should have thrown in a couple of racial slurs and a threat to rape the author's mother.
 
2013-01-26 08:01:33 PM

Whatthefark: doyner: Whatthefark: shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?

Fail.  You're far too civil and respectful.

You're right. I should have thrown in a couple of racial slurs and a threat to rape the author's mother.


That's the spirit!
 
2013-01-26 08:01:35 PM

Whatthefark: doyner: Whatthefark: shiat SUCKING, PIG farkING, COCKSUCKERS! GAGA IS GODGOD!!!

/My attempt at a YouTube posters response to this news
//How'd I do?

Fail.  You're far too civil and respectful.

You're right. I should have thrown in a couple of racial slurs and a threat to rape the author's mother.


Something about farking a pizza pocket.
 
2013-01-26 08:03:07 PM

js34603: So how many YouTube views does, say, a gallon of milk cost?

What about a meat dress or egg shaped pod to ride in, how many YouTube views for those I wonder?

/what? Views have no actual value? Does this matter then?


I thought views did have actual value. Wasn't there an article on here the other day where it was revealed that the guy that shot the Technoviking video was getting checks from YouTube because he was getting lots of views? Why wouldn't celebrities get checks too?

Anyone know about this?
 
2013-01-26 08:08:05 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: js34603: So how many YouTube views does, say, a gallon of milk cost?

What about a meat dress or egg shaped pod to ride in, how many YouTube views for those I wonder?

/what? Views have no actual value? Does this matter then?

I thought views did have actual value. Wasn't there an article on here the other day where it was revealed that the guy that shot the Technoviking video was getting checks from YouTube because he was getting lots of views? Why wouldn't celebrities get checks too?

Anyone know about this?


Apparently you just have to partner up with them and let them put ads on your junk. Meh. Seems like views DO equal money then...
 
2013-01-26 08:10:28 PM
stinking whore is hot - I wanna fark her
 
2013-01-26 08:25:49 PM
When are they tearing down her statue?
 
2013-01-26 08:34:43 PM
golf dimpler blah blah blah, penis
 
2013-01-26 08:44:32 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: I thought views did have actual value. Wasn't there an article on here the other day where it was revealed that the guy that shot the Technoviking video was getting checks from YouTube because he was getting lots of views? Why wouldn't celebrities get checks too?

Anyone know about this?



Youtube partners make $2 to $5 per thousand views on their videos. That means if a video has 100,000 views it would earn $200 to $500 according to the payout and the ad clicks.

The premium youtube partners or the stars which upload their video earn $5- $6 per 1 thousand views on their videos and earn a huge income from youtube too.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:03 PM

Trollin4Colon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And if this had mattered, that would mean something.

Possibly the most pathetic black market for anything in the existence of ever.


Not really.  At a certain point (4M views, IIRC), Youtube beings to share its advertizing revenue with you, so getting that magic number of views may be worth it.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:05 PM
Note to self:  In the future, read the whole thread before replying.
 
Skr
2013-01-26 09:31:43 PM

arbitterm: I'll admit, I was nervous when I saw the words "Gaga" and "strips". Thank god it's not that bad!


She did do a nude photo shoot, in which she looks fairly decent.
 
2013-01-26 10:49:27 PM
Gaga? That unfortunate white chick's ass looks like it was caught in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2013-01-26 11:46:15 PM
156? That's as many holes the unfortunate black guy on the right received after getting his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler

pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 12:03:38 AM

invictus2: golf dimpler blah blah blah, penis


god damnit. I was so hoping we could let this one go.
 
2013-01-27 01:53:38 AM
I heard people are deleting their pirated copies of Bad Romance in protest too!
 
2013-01-27 02:30:42 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I was so hoping we could let this one go.


The forms must be followed.
 
2013-01-27 03:06:19 AM

Kurmudgeon: Uchiha_Cycliste: I was so hoping we could let this one go.

The forms must be followed.


I suppose I am not really one to biatch given how much joy I get out of Taco Palin, but if I could get rid of two it would be golf-ball head and the ashes on the Piano kid... Quinn or something?

I know where you are coming from, jolly good show. You wretched bastards.
 
2013-01-27 03:08:57 AM
YouTube views = cash. This could be from ad views, or by deals struck between companies.

Company A: Look how great our artist is! They have 5 million views!
Company B: Wow! Here's a bunch of money for them to plug my product.

I'm partnered with a channel. I make a few hundred dollars per month.
 
2013-01-27 04:33:31 AM

Flab: Trollin4Colon: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And if this had mattered, that would mean something.

Possibly the most pathetic black market for anything in the existence of ever.

Not really.  At a certain point (4M views, IIRC), Youtube beings to share its advertizing revenue with you, so getting that magic number of views may be worth it.


I believe that was how the program started, but it's been expanded quite a bit. Ever wonder why so many gamers try to get people to subscribe to their crappy youtube channels? Money.
 
2013-01-27 09:54:50 AM
vkokoce.com
 
2013-01-27 01:23:19 PM
This looks more like a memo than a news article. I don't even understand how this is important to anybody anywhere.
 
2013-01-27 08:28:26 PM
Poker face? I wouldn't even poke her vagina.
 
2013-01-28 11:39:24 PM

red5ish: This looks more like a memo than a news article. I don't even understand how this is important to anybody anywhere.


It's important to me.
I live for this stuff.

/Are we still talking about free beer and hookers?
 
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