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(Daily Mail)   Justin Bieber in hot water after shooting a security guard...with a nerf gun   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
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2013-01-26 05:46:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

WTF, Biebs?
 
2013-01-26 05:52:05 PM  
Clearly, this would have been avoided if the "security guard" had drawn down with her own Nerf.
 
2013-01-26 06:05:40 PM  
I'm getting the impression from various reports that this kid is a narcissistic little sociopath.
 
2013-01-26 06:09:16 PM  
She should have shot back with whatever she had available at the time.
 
2013-01-26 06:12:35 PM  
A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

*facepalm*
 
2013-01-26 06:27:33 PM  
three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-26 06:31:28 PM  
A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

That's not quite Palin-level awfulness for first names, but that's still pretty damn bad.
 
2013-01-26 07:55:56 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

That's not quite Palin-level awfulness for first names, but that's still pretty damn bad.


The names aren't awful when spoken. Jackson and Jasmine are fine names.
 
2013-01-26 07:58:05 PM  

MadSkillz: I'm getting the impression from various reports that this kid is a narcissistic little sociopath.


When you have hordes of people telling you how wonderful you are, it takes some effort to remember to not believe them.
 
2013-01-26 08:01:52 PM  

EvilEgg: The names aren't awful when spoken. Jackson and Jasmine are fine names.


Sure enough, yeah, but in written form... gah. No. Just no.
 
2013-01-26 08:06:32 PM  

fusillade762: A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

*facepalm*


I'm pretty sure one of those names is stolen from Anne McCaffrey's Dragons of Pern series.
 
2013-01-26 08:11:14 PM  
Really? Playing with kids, and git hit by a foam toy? Gold digger.
 
2013-01-26 08:13:31 PM  

MadSkillz: I'm getting the impression from various reports that this kid is a narcissistic little sociopath.


Eh, no more of either than the average pap-smear-razzo that follows him.
 
2013-01-26 08:14:59 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn

That's not quite Palin-level awfulness for first names, but that's still pretty damn bad.


And it would've been fine if they'd've spelled the names normally, like they did with Justyn.
 
2013-01-26 08:17:18 PM  
"A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn, when one of their soft pieces of sponge ammunition hit the guard.She allegedly became hysterical and told the star's handers she was a security guard at the venue and was extremely annoyed.Afterwards she filed a police report accusing Justin or someone who was adjacent to the singer of assaulting her."

No way is she looking to retire from a crappy job.  We becomes hysterical after being hit by a piece of foam?  I'm as pissy as people get most of the time, and even I wouldn't get "hysterical" over that.
 
2013-01-26 08:18:00 PM  
Um - that should read "who becomes hysterical" not "we becomes hysterical." I have no idea how I morphed into Gollum.
 
2013-01-26 08:20:14 PM  
Yea if you get hysterical from a foam projectile, then security isn't the career you should be pursuing.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:43 PM  
"All y'all hatez betta not b dis'ing or I'z Nerf in yo' azz!"
 
2013-01-26 08:24:21 PM  
Don't give two craps about the guy, but this guard should be fired.

You need to have a thick skin to be a good security guard, this one obviously needs to be in another line of work.

It was Nerf! However did she survive the impact?

This sounds like someone who might be fishing for a pay-off. People who fish for pay-offs have no business being in a line of work where they might come in contact with celebrities.

He was playing with little kids and doesn't even sound like the guard was sure that it mightn't have been the 4-year-old who shot the Nerf bolt-from-hell-that-could've-killed.

Fire her or put her in charge of something where a quick temper might be an asset.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:07 PM  

Marshal805: "All y'all hatez betta not b dis'ing da Beibz or I'z pop a Nerf in yo' azz!"


Forgot to preview the first time.
 
2013-01-26 08:26:43 PM  

serpent_sky: "A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn, when one of their soft pieces of sponge ammunition hit the guard.She allegedly became hysterical and told the star's handers she was a security guard at the venue and was extremely annoyed.Afterwards she filed a police report accusing Justin or someone who was adjacent to the singer of assaulting her."

No way is she looking to retire from a crappy job.  We becomes hysterical after being hit by a piece of foam?  I'm as pissy as people get most of the time, and even I wouldn't get "hysterical" over that.


Right now I'm laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes. I just told my son about this woman and he said, "This is ridiculous. She needs to pull the rag out of her vagina and STFU. She wasn't hurt by a little piece of foam and is just looking for a payout".
 
2013-01-26 08:27:06 PM  
I dont understand the appeal.
 
2013-01-26 08:31:41 PM  

IlGreven: And it would've been fine if they'd've spelled the names normally, like they did with Justyn.


Good point, aye.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:04 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Really? Playing with kids, and git hit by a foam toy? Gold digger.


This happened in Canada, so I think it's pretty unlikely that she'd ever see a dime. Suing over stupid things isn't really an industry up here like it is in the US.
 
2013-01-26 08:40:33 PM  

apoptotic: Harry_Seldon: Really? Playing with kids, and git hit by a foam toy? Gold digger.

This happened in Canada, so I think it's pretty unlikely that she'd ever see a dime. Suing over stupid things isn't really an industry up here like it is in the US.


When the global warming really kicks in I'm going to be a Canadian.
 
2013-01-26 08:51:08 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x744]

WTF, Biebs?


If this image doesn't scream "I'm a gigantic douchebag", then I don't think one exists.
 
2013-01-26 09:09:04 PM  

MayoSlather: apoptotic: Harry_Seldon: Really? Playing with kids, and git hit by a foam toy? Gold digger.

This happened in Canada, so I think it's pretty unlikely that she'd ever see a dime. Suing over stupid things isn't really an industry up here like it is in the US.

When the global warming really kicks in I'm going to be a Canadian.


I was going move to Vancouver BC, but the cost of living was too high. I settled for Portland. Not a bad tradeoff.
 
2013-01-26 09:26:31 PM  
I WANT MY BIEBER MONEY!
 
2013-01-26 09:31:56 PM  
i.imgur.com   i.imgur.com

Vanilla Biebce.  Uncanny, isn't it?
 
2013-01-26 09:58:37 PM  
will smith's daughter dresses like a bag lady
 
2013-01-26 09:58:52 PM  

serpent_sky: "A source said the 18-year-old was play fighting with the play weapons with his three-year-old brother Jaxon and four-year-old sister Jazmyn, when one of their soft pieces of sponge ammunition hit the guard.She allegedly became hysterical and told the star's handers she was a security guard at the venue and was extremely annoyed.Afterwards she filed a police report accusing Justin or someone who was adjacent to the singer of assaulting her."

No way is she looking to retire from a crappy job.  We becomes hysterical after being hit by a piece of foam?  I'm as pissy as people get most of the time, and even I wouldn't get "hysterical" over that.


Either she's a total retard, or she knew it was Justin Beiber who's trying to act like a grownup now and knew she could get some money. I used to work hotel security, and if that's all it takes to make her "hysterical" and "annoyed" she won't last long there anyway. Wait till spring break when some drunken teenager vomits on her and then pisses down her leg.
 
2013-01-26 10:17:03 PM  
If she gets hysterical over that, she needs to be in a farking home for the Terminally Stupid, not working in public. Especially not as a Security Guard.
 
2013-01-26 10:35:03 PM  

soupbone: Bathia_Mapes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x744]

WTF, Biebs?

If this image doesn't scream "I'm a gigantic douchebag", then I don't think one exists.


I was referring more to his gloved hand near crotch pose, but you're right, he does look like a gigantic douchebag.
 
2013-01-26 10:58:06 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

?!?
 
2013-01-26 11:13:20 PM  
So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?
 
2013-01-26 11:23:13 PM  

born_yesterday: So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?


STRAIGHT OUTTA ONTARIO!!!
 
2013-01-27 12:27:38 AM  

soupbone: If this image doesn't scream "I'm a gigantic douchebag", then I don't think one exists.


Seriously, he's an 18 year old. They're all gigantic douchebags. He just gets more camera time than most because he's a decent singer.

Really, nothing he's wearing is any sillier than what Lady Gaga wears. Or what the guys from KISS played in. He's 18, and 18 year olds are cocky and douchey. He'll grow up.
 
2013-01-27 12:39:51 AM  

born_yesterday: So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?


You shouldn't fark with the Biebs. Remember that woman who claimed she had his baby? You'll never hear from her again.

This security guard is probably "suicidal" now. Poor thing.
 
2013-01-27 12:46:32 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: born_yesterday: So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?

STRAIGHT OUTTA ONTARIO!!!


He down wit' OPP.

/that was a terrible joke
//OPP is Ontario Provincial Police
///I'll see myself out
 
2013-01-27 12:46:35 AM  
Too bad the guard didn't react like the LAPD would...
 
2013-01-27 12:57:41 AM  

Thorak: Really, nothing he's wearing is any sillier than... what the guys from KISS played in.


The kid's a tuxedoed Sinatra next to those buffoons.
 
2013-01-27 01:01:30 AM  

apoptotic: He down wit' OPP.

/that was a terrible joke
//OPP is Ontario Provincial Police
///I'll see myself out


Hey, with that explanation, I *love* it.

Good jorb, mammajamma!
 
2013-01-27 01:41:30 AM  

apoptotic: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: born_yesterday: So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?

STRAIGHT OUTTA ONTARIO!!!

He down wit' OPP.

/that was a terrible joke
//OPP is Ontario Provincial Police
///I'll see myself out


Yah you know me
 
2013-01-27 01:55:55 AM  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 472x553]   [i.imgur.com image 476x433]

Vanilla Biebce.  Uncanny, isn't it?


Beiber has turned herself into Homo Ice
 
2013-01-27 02:05:49 AM  
It sounds like this wasn't even a case of him being a douche (I.e. he wasn't purposefully annoying the lady, which even then wouldn't be that bad). He was playing with little kids for fark's sake! Whatever you think of the guy, this is patently absurd. Imagine being hit WITH A NERF GUN and suing.
 
2013-01-27 03:27:03 AM  
They should let this go to court, award the woman one dollar in pain and suffering costs, and then bill her for the entirety of court costs and legal fees.
 
2013-01-27 03:53:01 AM  

cryinoutloud: born_yesterday: So this is how Justin Beiber goes gangster?

You shouldn't fark with the Biebs. Remember that woman who claimed she had his baby? You'll never hear from her again.

This security guard is probably "suicidal" now. Poor thing.


I want to know if she really had his babby ... we should look at her quality of living now ... that would give us a little indication if something was covered up.
 
2013-01-27 04:04:46 AM  

doyner: She should have shot back with whatever she had available at the time.


It's not too late is it? If we hand her a gun?
 
2013-01-27 05:33:00 AM  

MadSkillz: I'm getting the impression from various reports that this kid is a narcissistic little sociopath.


Don't make me farking defend this guy. It was a nerf gun for fark sake.
 
2013-01-27 06:21:38 AM  
"Have her killed."
 
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