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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
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2013-01-26 08:59:32 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:35 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


It's his thing.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:36 PM  

quiotu: Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.


That's awesome. I've never heard of Seanbaby before but it appears he has a following. Is he a former fighter or something? Either way, thanks for the link!
 
2013-01-26 08:59:47 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


When he walks out for fights, yes.  He also played the Mr. T Character in the A-Team remake.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:12 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.


Not necessarily. I've seen plenty of fights where a guy got cut in the first round and went the distance.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:27 PM  
This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:56 PM  

quiotu: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.


I thought Kimbo was the Junkyard Dog.

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

When he walks out for fights, yes.  He also played the Mr. T Character in the A-Team remake.


That's the only reason I know who he is.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.

That's awesome. I've never heard of Seanbaby before but it appears he has a following. Is he a former fighter or something? Either way, thanks for the link!


He studied thai kickboxing back before MMA was a thing. He's famous for his gaming editorials, and for calling out Uwe Boll to a boxing match.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:32 PM  
This is my mean face.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

This Rampage is better.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:52 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.


A few famous ones, most popular being "Stitch" Duran.
 
2013-01-26 09:02:28 PM  
oh shi-
 
2013-01-26 09:02:31 PM  
I hope they bleached the ring thoroughly in between fights.
 
2013-01-26 09:02:43 PM  
That was quick, Q is already down.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:28 PM  

Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.


I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...
 
2013-01-26 09:05:07 PM  
Rampage should be ashamed of that shoot attempt.
 
2013-01-26 09:05:20 PM  

quiotu: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.


That's hilarious and I haven't thought of Junkyard Dog in at least 2 decades so thanks again for that! I'm broke as a joke due to medical bills, but I'm still in your debt for rapid fire laughs and info. What is your endgame with trying to charm this 32 year old straight dude?
 
2013-01-26 09:05:26 PM  
Rampage seems to have something off with his balance. Maybe his knee.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:01 PM  
Boom!
 
2013-01-26 09:06:09 PM  
I'm surprised that Rampage has gotten up once, let alone twice. I'm glad Texeira is looking for his own highlight reel knockout, though
 
2013-01-26 09:06:17 PM  
10-9 Teixeira
 
2013-01-26 09:06:27 PM  
NOW this is a FIGHT!!!
 
2013-01-26 09:06:41 PM  
10-9 Teixeira
 
2013-01-26 09:06:42 PM  
10-9 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:48 PM  
Fox is cutting from stuff way early, it's annoying as shiat.

And why the fark is a phone commercial playing instead of the corner???
 
2013-01-26 09:06:54 PM  
No. We're not interested in hearing the between round instructions.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:03 PM  
10-9 Glover
 
2013-01-26 09:07:11 PM  
gdit with the commercials, FOX!
at least we got PiP, but still...
 
2013-01-26 09:07:17 PM  
10-9 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:35 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.

I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...


His contract is up, and he has basically been telling Dana top go and fark himself the last month or so. He is seeking new employers.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:50 PM  
Ah Rampage... the only guy who thinks this is the perfect getaway vehicle.

www.mmaconvert.com
 
2013-01-26 09:08:07 PM  
My old wrestling coach would be proud of that takedown.
 
2013-01-26 09:08:07 PM  
Jackson on his back, not good.
 
2013-01-26 09:08:14 PM  
"his corner is trying to fire him up"

NOT THAT WE'D KNOW!
 
2013-01-26 09:08:26 PM  
www.tikisaurus.com
 
2013-01-26 09:08:49 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Glover.


www.filmsite.org
 
2013-01-26 09:10:16 PM  
Jackson has to stop dropping his right hand.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:13 PM  
Glower is leaving himself way too open with those shots. He should have this fight easy but I can see Rampage getting a solid, devastating counter in.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:23 PM  
He might not have power Rampage, but at least he's landing.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:36 PM  
This has devolved into a "come at me bro" sort of fight.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:40 PM  

Mixolydian Master: Farkin' Uke: Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.

I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...

His contract is up, and he has basically been telling Dana top go and fark himself the last month or so. He is seeking new employers.


quiotu showed the pic of what I was talking about, but I'm not clear on your "seeking new employers" line. Are TV networks allowed to follow around an obviously brain-damaged individual for a reality show?
 
2013-01-26 09:12:02 PM  
Rampage just cant really stay in this class, not at this level. He isnt the biggst, most powerful, fiercest fighter anymore. I hope he does well in the farm leagues.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:34 PM  
20-18 Glover
 
2013-01-26 09:12:40 PM  
20-18 Glover, Rampage needs a finish
 
2013-01-26 09:12:49 PM  
10-9 Glover. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:51 PM  
fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

also fun

did I mention fun?
 
2013-01-26 09:12:52 PM  
20-18 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:13:25 PM  
10-9 Glove
 
2013-01-26 09:13:35 PM  
Glover is getting too old for this shait.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:03 PM  
Seems like Teixeira could have put it away but is deliberately taking it into the 3rd.
 
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