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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
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2013-01-26 01:37:13 PM  
Only one facebook prelim today: Link

www.tapology.com

Some interesting fights tonight. Besides the high speed flyweight fight, Cerrone vs Pettis should be good. If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.
 
2013-01-26 01:40:06 PM  

psychicdeath99: Only one facebook prelim today: Link

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Some interesting fights tonight. Besides the high speed flyweight fight, Cerrone vs Pettis should be good. If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.


Do you really think Guida is gonna' bring it instead of phoning it in tonight ?
 
2013-01-26 01:42:29 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: Only one facebook prelim today: Link

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Some interesting fights tonight. Besides the high speed flyweight fight, Cerrone vs Pettis should be good. If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.

Do you really think Guida is gonna' bring it instead of phoning it in tonight ?


I think so. His stick and move strategy (with a lot more moving than sticking) last time didn't work out for him. I think he'll return to the standard Guida fight this time.
 
2013-01-26 01:44:00 PM  
Still working on my picks.
 
2013-01-26 01:48:52 PM  
Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.
 
2013-01-26 01:53:33 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 01:55:29 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: Only one facebook prelim today: Link

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Some interesting fights tonight. Besides the high speed flyweight fight, Cerrone vs Pettis should be good. If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.

Do you really think Guida is gonna' bring it instead of phoning it in tonight ?


I think he'll work a decision this time. I don't expect much beyond wrestling for position, though.
 
2013-01-26 02:26:01 PM  

psychicdeath99: If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.


Rampage looks really good as far as his weight goes.  Weighed in at 203 and said it was the easiest cut of his career.  Now, it could be all bullshiat, but wouldn't it be fun to see badass killer Rampage one more time?
 
2013-01-26 03:16:40 PM  
Thanks modmins!
 
2013-01-26 03:20:53 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 03:22:02 PM  
Pettiss vs. Cerrone ought to be farking awesome.

Really want to see Pettis vs. Bendo II
 
2013-01-26 03:40:55 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 04:38:24 PM  
Let's get this baby started!  Pretty solid card tonight.  I'm looking forward to pretty much the entire main card.
 
2013-01-26 04:41:56 PM  
I'm on my mobile at my sister and brother-in-law's house to watch the fights, so I'm skipping the one facebook prelim.
 
2013-01-26 04:45:28 PM  
Rogan doesn't seem coked up OR stoned today
 
2013-01-26 04:48:13 PM  
Good first round, and very close.  I go 10-9 Mitchel by just a titch.
 
2013-01-26 04:48:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: I'm on my mobile at my sister and brother-in-law's house to watch the fights, so I'm skipping the one facebook prelim.


It's a slugfest so far
 
2013-01-26 04:51:01 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: I'm on my mobile at my sister and brother-in-law's house to watch the fights, so I'm skipping the one facebook prelim.

It's a slugfest so far


Cool. Hopefully they'll need to replay it to fill time during the televised fights.
 
2013-01-26 04:52:12 PM  
Nice, Thoreson is on top now, though the crowd is completely silent.
 
2013-01-26 04:54:03 PM  
10-9 Mitchel, 20-18.  In control most of the round and hurt Thoreson early too.
 
2013-01-26 04:56:16 PM  
Doctors concerned about Thoresons eye, but looks like they'll let him continue
 
2013-01-26 04:56:35 PM  
Jesus farking Christ! About damn time! I finally do the damn Tapology thing, and have to wait on this thread? I was THIS CLOSE to actually buying TotalFark...

So here's my shiatty picks:

www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 04:57:44 PM  
Thoreson needs a finish.
 
2013-01-26 04:59:04 PM  

Klippoklondike: Doctors concerned about Thoresons eye, but looks like they'll let him continue


Whatever. The Av's center looks worse...

larrybrownsports.com

Bachelor-ing it for the next 10 days. Hockey on TV, mma on the computer, dog on the couch. Life is farking GOOD ;-0
 
2013-01-26 05:00:29 PM  
Dafuq ?


Stream cut out
 
2013-01-26 05:00:32 PM  
DUDE. You just cut out from the fight!!!!!!
 
2013-01-26 05:00:52 PM  
Awesome just cut off in the middle of the third round.  Thanks facebook!
 
2013-01-26 05:01:04 PM  
Nice cut to the guys standing around!

Thoresen's sub record is now officially SUSPECT
 
2013-01-26 05:02:07 PM  
Damn. I wonder if they have to stop streaming contractually as soon as the telecast starts.
 
2013-01-26 05:03:15 PM  

Hoban Washburne: psychicdeath99: If Rampage shows up and isn't just in "collect a paycheck" mode, he could be a good test for Teixeira.

Rampage looks really good as far as his weight goes.  Weighed in at 203 and said it was the easiest cut of his career.  Now, it could be all bullshiat, but wouldn't it be fun to see badass killer Rampage one more time?


Jackson's punching power is probably the most overrated asset in all of MMA. That said, Texeira's weakness is that he seems to like to "fight." Regardless, Cerrone/Pettis is the only fight on this card that's worth a damn, but that's a great one.
 
2013-01-26 05:04:56 PM  

mediablitz: Thoresen's sub record is now officially SUSPECT


He did absolutely nothing interesting or intriguing in the entire fight just now. This dude is booooring.
 
2013-01-26 05:05:52 PM  

Testiclaw: mediablitz: Thoresen's sub record is now officially SUSPECT

He did absolutely nothing interesting or intriguing in the entire fight just now. This dude is booooring.


He had two good leg kicks, and nothing else.  If he gets cut I won't miss him.
 
2013-01-26 05:07:04 PM  
downpaymentblues is at the Sharks game today.

Section 210, Row 8, Seat 1 or 2 (I'm betting her brother took seat 1, lol). Good sign.
 
2013-01-26 05:07:50 PM  

Testiclaw: mediablitz: Thoresen's sub record is now officially SUSPECT

He did absolutely nothing interesting or intriguing in the entire fight just now. This dude is booooring.


Took nothing to turn him into a turtle. I doubt we see him more than one more UFC fight.
 
2013-01-26 05:08:28 PM  
Wooohooo! Goldberg is back. Looks tired and thinner, though. Respiratory thing must have drained him.
 
2013-01-26 05:08:51 PM  
Maybe Facebook was just bored of that fight.

www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 05:09:11 PM  
www.tapology.com

I'm going to miss some of these prelims.
 
2013-01-26 05:09:20 PM  
Guida is rocking the Darryl Oates look
 
2013-01-26 05:09:20 PM  
Clay Guida has the 70's porn stash going.  Nice.
 
2013-01-26 05:09:26 PM  
Guida at the weigh look like a dirty porn star. NOW he looks like a regular porn star...
 
2013-01-26 05:10:33 PM  

psychicdeath99: Wooohooo! Goldberg is back. Looks tired and thinner, though. Respiratory thing must have drained him.


I don't twitter much, but I twittered him a welcome back. The two of them were pretty subdued the first fight. Looking forward to some catch phrases.
 
2013-01-26 05:11:15 PM  
Anyone else notice at the weigh-ins yesterday, the ONLY nickname they announced was "Black Magic"?

Racist farks ;-)
 
2013-01-26 05:13:18 PM  
Funny, I didn't notice a lot of trucks blowing up the last time I was in Moscow. Must be Bruce Willis's fault.
 
2013-01-26 05:16:45 PM  
I like how Raphael Natal splits his time between tennis and mma. He looks like a totally different person in his fights.
 
2013-01-26 05:17:17 PM  
I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.
 
2013-01-26 05:19:25 PM  
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Sweaty dick punching cartoon
4) RING GIRLS
6) What's with the football music on Fox ?
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) You know this is all fixed/ a work right ?
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) itsrealtome.jpg
17) Thai Cup
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA! GOGPLATA (almost)
20. "Superman punch!"
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) _____'s career is over now
26)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27)The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
 
2013-01-26 05:20:04 PM  
SPINNING BACKFIST SPINNING BACKKICK COMBO!
 
2013-01-26 05:21:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: I like how Raphael Natal splits his time between tennis and mma. He looks like a totally different person in his fights.


NICE.
 
2013-01-26 05:21:58 PM  
10-9 Natal.
 
2013-01-26 05:23:12 PM  
Any of you non-qual dink pukes sign up for ufc.com/fantasy?

This tapology stuff is FINE, but that's the REAL thing.

/laughed twice typing that
 
2013-01-26 05:24:12 PM  

mediablitz: Any of you non-qual dink pukes sign up for ufc.com/fantasy?

This tapology stuff is FINE, but that's the REAL thing.

/laughed twice typing that


I'll have to check it out later.
 
2013-01-26 05:24:29 PM  

cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.


That's weird.  Not a problem I've had before.  Haven  you e-mailed them about it?
 
2013-01-26 05:24:32 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Natal.


Dude's kinda cro magnon looking

Neo Natal...
 
2013-01-26 05:25:09 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: Any of you non-qual dink pukes sign up for ufc.com/fantasy?

This tapology stuff is FINE, but that's the REAL thing.

/laughed twice typing that

I'll have to check it out later.


Looks like only the PPV's. No rush.
 
2013-01-26 05:26:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.

That's weird.  Not a problem I've had before.  Haven  you e-mailed them about it?


not yet, but i will. It's weird.
 
2013-01-26 05:27:39 PM  

mediablitz: psychicdeath99: 10-9 Natal.

Dude's kinda cro magnon looking

Neo Natal...


So that's who donated all those newborn units in hospitals. Tennis, MMA, and philantropy. Is there anything Natal can't do? Next thing you know, they'll name part of South Africa after him.
 
2013-01-26 05:28:36 PM  
Saved by the bell. 10-9 Natal. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 05:30:31 PM  
First two fights have been entertaining, but REALLY lopsided.

ronireports.com
 
2013-01-26 05:30:50 PM  
Crucifix, then elbow elbow elbow.
 
2013-01-26 05:31:54 PM  
Tap tap tap.
 
2013-01-26 05:32:06 PM  
Nice finish
 
2013-01-26 05:32:17 PM  
Wow, that guy is annoying as shiat.
 
2013-01-26 05:32:40 PM  
That was a seriously quiet "it is all over"

I have a great body too, biatch...
 
2013-01-26 05:33:24 PM  
Nice sub. Annoying as fark celebrating for the camera.
 
2013-01-26 05:38:04 PM  
Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?
 
2013-01-26 05:39:50 PM  

psychicdeath99: Nice sub. Annoying as fark celebrating for the camera.


"i've got a good body, a hot girlfriend, good credit, my dog is housebroken, my shiat don't stink..."

he went on and on...
 
2013-01-26 05:39:53 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX


Really old, or super poor?

/important
 
2013-01-26 05:41:22 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 05:41:50 PM  

mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important


Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.
 
2013-01-26 05:42:58 PM  
After 2 fights, I see I am dealing with professionals.

Consider this your one week grace period...
 
2013-01-26 05:43:34 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important

Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.


Thanks for making me feel old..
 
2013-01-26 05:43:45 PM  
Hammer fist of doom!

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-26 05:44:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?


Read this for a few minutes and don't click away or you'll be lost for hours.


For a more detailed story go find Big John McCarthy's book

www.fightlinker.com


That guy has been there since UFC 2. Fascinating stuff.

Welcome to the thread
 
2013-01-26 05:44:21 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?


Since there's no time for you to watch early UFC and Pride events as a primer, probably can't go wrong with just wikipedia for mixed martial arts. Fuel TV did a few "UFC 101" shows to explain the basics, but since you don't have cable, that's no help.

Short version is boxing, wrestling, jiu jitsu and other martial arts combined. Win by knockout, submission (joint locks or chokes) or judges decision.
 
2013-01-26 05:44:48 PM  
"Batten Rouge"??!!?!?

Bat ON Rouge, biatch!!!
 
2013-01-26 05:45:12 PM  

mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important

Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.

Thanks for making me feel old..


Does it help if I specify that it was grad school?
 
2013-01-26 05:45:42 PM  

Klippoklondike: Hammer fist of doom!


They should have made such a devastating move illegal. That's just scary.
 
2013-01-26 05:46:35 PM  

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?

Read this for a few minutes and don't click away or you'll be lost for hours.


For a more detailed story go find Big John McCarthy's book




That guy has been there since UFC 2. Fascinating stuff.

Welcome to the thread


Good book. Bought it when it came out.
 
2013-01-26 05:48:29 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Does it help if I specify that it was grad school?


I wasted my money on my MBA. What do YOU think?
 
2013-01-26 05:49:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: Good book. Bought it when it came out.


As someone who was pissed when the early UFC's got pulled from PPV, I need to read that.
 
2013-01-26 05:49:55 PM  
10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.
 
2013-01-26 05:50:46 PM  
Thanks, everyone. I have some familiarity with it (I've seen bits here and there on TV) but had no idea about how the Gracies pretty much screwed it up or saved it forever (depending on how you feel about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I guess). That part did clue me in as to why it's not a free for all bloodbath like K1 is.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:06 PM  
Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?
 
2013-01-26 05:51:22 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.


He is a punching bag with power, kind of like Roy Nelson but with no personality.  I think his gas tank is ok though.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:43 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.


...
 
2013-01-26 05:51:45 PM  

cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.


www.tapology.com
I can see your picks.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:55 PM  
Eye poke!
 
2013-01-26 05:53:18 PM  
Ok, a complete reversal from round 1
 
2013-01-26 05:55:17 PM  
Last few were right to the back of the brain stem.
 
2013-01-26 05:55:17 PM  
well, that's that
 
2013-01-26 05:55:45 PM  
Nice finish from Jordan.  Russow is annoying, so good on him.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:07 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.


Hope no more.

Rare indeed for HW. He just gave up.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:09 PM  
Russow blew his load in the first. Nothing left for the second and gets pummelled.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:27 PM  

Testiclaw: Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?


You hate America or something?!
 
paj
2013-01-26 05:56:29 PM  

Testiclaw: Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?


He's a former LSU fullback. Still a dumb tat.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:52 PM  
That was the most clear HW conditioning win I have seen in a LONG time.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:08 PM  

violentsalvation: cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]
I can see your picks.


oh wow. thank you so much. I dunno what's goin on anymore.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:41 PM  

Testiclaw: hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.

...


What? K1 has had some wicked KOs. And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.
 
2013-01-26 05:59:42 PM  

mediablitz: That was the most clear HW conditioning win I have seen in a LONG time.


Yup. Two straight losses for Russow. Time to lose the doughboy physique.
 
2013-01-26 06:00:13 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.


It's all in the mind.
 
2013-01-26 06:01:37 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Testiclaw: hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.

...

What? K1 has had some wicked KOs. And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.


K-1 was just straight up kickboxing for the most part. No submissions. No ground fighting at all. Full size gloves. No knees or elbows allowed etc.

"Free for all bloodbath" in MMA would be the first few UFC's and Vale Tudo before it in Brazil. No gloves. No weight classes. Only eye gouges and biting were against the rules.
 
2013-01-26 06:04:29 PM  

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: Testiclaw: hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.

...

What? K1 has had some wicked KOs. And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.

K-1 was just straight up kickboxing for the most part. No submissions. No ground fighting at all. Full size gloves. No knees or elbows allowed etc.

"Free for all bloodbath" in MMA would be the first few UFC's and Vale Tudo before it in Brazil. No gloves. No weight classes. Only eye gouges and biting were against the rules.


Well, one glove for UFC 1. WTF was Jimmerson thinking?
 
2013-01-26 06:05:09 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 06:05:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: That was the most clear HW conditioning win I have seen in a LONG time.

Yup. Two straight losses for Russow. Time to lose the doughboy physique.


Really thought he was going to be in shape for this round of UFC.

Stupid.
 
2013-01-26 06:06:43 PM  
I don't know why I said tko round 2 for bader when it should be round 1. Vlad is going down a little more and a little more each fight and Bader has the power to put him out with one punch.
 
2013-01-26 06:07:46 PM  

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: Testiclaw: hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.

...

What? K1 has had some wicked KOs. And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.

K-1 was just straight up kickboxing for the most part. No submissions. No ground fighting at all. Full size gloves. No knees or elbows allowed etc.

"Free for all bloodbath" in MMA would be the first few UFC's and Vale Tudo before it in Brazil. No gloves. No weight classes. Only eye gouges and biting were against the rules.


I have those tapes on DVD, including The Axe Murderers first fights. His damn eyeball was nearly hanging out.

K1 one PG in comparison. Let the kid eat his shoe...
 
2013-01-26 06:08:23 PM  
This Matt U. Shenko guy looks a little old.
 
2013-01-26 06:08:38 PM  

Flragnararch: I don't know why I said tko round 2 for bader when it should be round 1. Vlad is going down a little more and a little more each fight and Bader has the power to put him out with one punch.


I know why....
 
2013-01-26 06:08:47 PM  

psychicdeath99:

Well, one glove for UFC 1. WTF was Jimmerson thinking?


What all strikers think. That he'd break his hand if he got a solid hit in the head. He wanted to wear both gloves but Rorion made it a compromise
 
2013-01-26 06:09:13 PM  

domino324: This Matt U. Shenko guy looks a little old.


janitors don't age well?
 
2013-01-26 06:09:28 PM  
okay, bader try not to dive headfirst into a fist this time.
 
2013-01-26 06:10:01 PM  
yeah.. maybe it's time to hang em up, Vlad
 
2013-01-26 06:10:24 PM  
wow. payday?
 
2013-01-26 06:10:25 PM  
Yeah Matt you may want to retire.
 
2013-01-26 06:10:26 PM  

mediablitz: Flragnararch: I don't know why I said tko round 2 for bader when it should be round 1. Vlad is going down a little more and a little more each fight and Bader has the power to put him out with one punch.

I know why....


Except you're wrong, because submission.
 
2013-01-26 06:10:28 PM  
Holy crap, that was a fast fight!
 
2013-01-26 06:12:01 PM  

Flragnararch: mediablitz: Flragnararch: I don't know why I said tko round 2 for bader when it should be round 1. Vlad is going down a little more and a little more each fight and Bader has the power to put him out with one punch.

I know why....

Except you're wrong, because submission.


ugly. Wrong in the worst way. That was shameful.
 
2013-01-26 06:12:29 PM  
I always saw K1 as kickboxing with relaxed rules to make things more violent. But compared to a guy with his eye hanging out... Guess I stand corrected.
 
2013-01-26 06:14:12 PM  
never been submitted. Taps to a sub that was, at best, questionable.

PAYDAY
 
2013-01-26 06:15:13 PM  
huh.. his first big show sub and it's the fastest sub in the division
 
2013-01-26 06:16:31 PM  
I'm tired of this NOS/GSP commercial
 
2013-01-26 06:16:32 PM  
First UFC submission against a guy who has never been submitted, on a submission that was barely in place. On a 42 year old veteran.

But PRIDE is fixed? That was SKETCHY.
 
2013-01-26 06:17:19 PM  
How do you fight your way out of a submission that nobody has ever seen? I don't think Vladmir needs to retire, simply because of one bad fight. It was just one of those things.
 
2013-01-26 06:20:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How do you fight your way out of a submission that nobody has ever seen? I don't think Vladmir needs to retire, simply because of one bad fight. It was just one of those things.


I think he does need to retire. He became a company man tonight.
 
2013-01-26 06:21:55 PM  
Saw the quick sub, then had to help load a piece of furniture into a truck.
 
2013-01-26 06:22:00 PM  
Looks like Joe is INTENSE!!
 
2013-01-26 06:22:54 PM  
chael. oh, you!
 
2013-01-26 06:23:05 PM  
You bother to wear a suit, but you can't be assed to get rid of the gum before you get on mic, Chael?
 
2013-01-26 06:23:57 PM  
Chael almost blew a blood vessel.

He knows this is it him. He should feel grateful MMA doesn't follow lying and cheating outside PED's very closely. Dude is LUCKY
 
2013-01-26 06:24:27 PM  
John Jones is going to wipe the floor with Chael.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:14 PM  

skinbubble: John Jones is going to wipe the floor with Chael.


John who?
 
2013-01-26 06:27:07 PM  
 
2013-01-26 06:27:22 PM  
stream behind tv finally. posts will slow...
 
2013-01-26 06:28:40 PM  

mediablitz: skinbubble: John Jones is going to wipe the floor with Chael.

John who?


Sorry, Jon Jones.
 
2013-01-26 06:29:22 PM  

skinbubble: mediablitz: skinbubble: John Jones is going to wipe the floor with Chael.

John who?

Sorry, Jon Jones.


Ooh.. SCORE!!!!
 
2013-01-26 06:32:20 PM  
Pushing the hair out of his face is going to get him punched in the face.
 
2013-01-26 06:33:46 PM  
SUPERMAN PUNCH!
 
2013-01-26 06:35:16 PM  
sweet front head kick
 
2013-01-26 06:35:19 PM  
Nice front kick.
 
2013-01-26 06:35:20 PM  
that front kick!
 
2013-01-26 06:35:37 PM  

mediablitz: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How do you fight your way out of a submission that nobody has ever seen? I don't think Vladmir needs to retire, simply because of one bad fight. It was just one of those things.

I think he does need to retire. He became a company man tonight.


I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. I've seen other fights over the years where the opponent tapped simply because he didn't know how to get out of a hold.

Now, if Bader never uses the hold again, or if people break out of it all the time, then I'll condemn Vladmit for throwing the fight.
 
2013-01-26 06:36:40 PM  
10-9 Krauss.
 
2013-01-26 06:38:08 PM  
is there a particular name for that flying uppercut Kraus just tried?
 
2013-01-26 06:38:47 PM  
nvm.. just heard Goldberg call it a Superman uppercut
 
2013-01-26 06:39:23 PM  
Ill-advised takedown.
 
2013-01-26 06:42:06 PM  
10-9 Krauss. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 06:42:15 PM  
20-18 Krauss, but Stumpf, for better or worse, is hangin' in there
 
2013-01-26 06:44:54 PM  
does Krauss just not have much power or does Stumpf have a cinder block for a head?
 
2013-01-26 06:48:24 PM  
30-27 Krauss
 
2013-01-26 06:48:34 PM  
10-9 Krauss. 30-27.
 
2013-01-26 06:49:14 PM  
On the road, will be home soon.
 
2013-01-26 06:50:22 PM  
Askren!

/ a la Seinfeld's "Newman!"
 
2013-01-26 06:50:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. I've seen other fights over the years where the opponent tapped simply because he didn't know how to get out of a hold.


42 years old. Never been submitted. Watched him for years.

You can give him the "benefit of the doubt"> I saw an old man giving up. Was it planned? Borderline.
 
2013-01-26 06:56:45 PM  
Got here just in time to watch WAR GUIDA!!!!!!


/later on, please let that biatch Rampage get KTFO
 
2013-01-26 06:57:11 PM  
I wonder if cutting to 145 will have an effect on Guida's insane cardio.
 
2013-01-26 07:02:28 PM  
sweet 'stache, Guida
 
2013-01-26 07:02:35 PM  
If this isn't a Guida decision, I don't know MMA
 
2013-01-26 07:02:52 PM  
Hopefully Guida fights more than dancing this time.
 
2013-01-26 07:03:14 PM  
holy farking mustache batman
 
2013-01-26 07:05:12 PM  

M0nk3yK!ng: Hopefully Guida fights more than dancing this time.


Isn't he a Jackson fighter now?
 
2013-01-26 07:05:39 PM  
you just can't pick against Guida for the decision against top 5 guys
 
2013-01-26 07:06:18 PM  

Testiclaw: M0nk3yK!ng: Hopefully Guida fights more than dancing this time.

Isn't he a Jackson fighter now?


lame, but funny...
 
2013-01-26 07:07:51 PM  
10-9 Hioki
 
2013-01-26 07:08:10 PM  
10-9 Guida
 
2013-01-26 07:09:03 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Guida


That/s what I've got.
 
2013-01-26 07:09:18 PM  

mediablitz: Testiclaw: M0nk3yK!ng: Hopefully Guida fights more than dancing this time.

Isn't he a Jackson fighter now?

lame, but funny...


Yeah, ever since he joined Jackson's, he has become a boring fighter.
 
2013-01-26 07:09:25 PM  
LOL RUN RUN RUN SLAM
 
2013-01-26 07:10:49 PM  
WOO-HOO I'm here for one!!!

Johnson Decision
Teixiera T/KO 2nd Round
Pettis Decision
Koch Decision
Wiman T/KO/2nd Round
 
2013-01-26 07:10:59 PM  
For all the people who biatch about Guida the crowd sure loves him.
 
2013-01-26 07:11:12 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: psychicdeath99: 10-9 Guida

That/s what I've got.


Hioki had more effective striking and Guida did nothing with the takedown; in fact, Hioki was more effective in guard
 
2013-01-26 07:11:54 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: For all the people who biatch about Guida the crowd sure loves him.


1) hometown guy
2) Guida -looks- exciting
 
2013-01-26 07:12:16 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: For all the people who biatch about Guida the crowd sure loves him.


He's originally from Illinois. They're a buncha' homers that's all


Omaha is even worse
 
2013-01-26 07:14:26 PM  
10-9 Guida. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 07:14:28 PM  
10-9 Guida.. just barely.. 19-19
 
2013-01-26 07:15:09 PM  

The Bestest: Your Average Witty Fark User: For all the people who biatch about Guida the crowd sure loves him.

1) hometown guy
2) Guida -looks- exciting


Are you going to be a know-it-all all night long?

/I like Guida
//I'm not from Illinois
 
2013-01-26 07:16:18 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Guida. 20-18.


I guess we're both ignorant. I have it that way too.
 
2013-01-26 07:18:25 PM  
I just call what I see and gladly explain my reasoning when questioned. YMMV
 
2013-01-26 07:18:52 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 07:20:19 PM  
10-9 Guida. 30-27.
 
2013-01-26 07:20:41 PM  
I think Guida gets more decisions because of how much he moves, not necessarily how effective he is as a fighter.
 
2013-01-26 07:20:43 PM  
Boring cage control lay and pray fighter. Hioki did more from his back than Guida did from the top.
 
2013-01-26 07:20:47 PM  
instead of jumping around a bunch, practice submission holds.
 
2013-01-26 07:21:03 PM  
Another close 10-9 for Guida.. 29-28 Guida for the fight, though honestly it could go either way
I gave Guida the later rounds for the takedowns, but Hioki had control most of the time.
 
2013-01-26 07:21:30 PM  
I rule it a draw. Nobody really won that.
 
2013-01-26 07:22:44 PM  
30-27 Guida? wtf are you watching?
 
2013-01-26 07:22:49 PM  
Guida is farking boring.

And 30-27? Dude.
 
2013-01-26 07:23:10 PM  
Surprised it was split, but close enough it's pretty minor.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:04 PM  

Testiclaw: Guida is farking boring.

And 30-27? Dude.


Points shouldn't be awarded for takedowns unless you do something with them. Cause damage or Attempt submissions.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:05 PM  

M0nk3yK!ng: Boring cage control lay and pray fighter. Hioki did more from his back than Guida did from the top.


This is an ignorant statement. It's commonly thrown his way; ask the people he's subbed if he's boring.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:13 PM  

Testiclaw: Guida is farking boring.

And 30-27? Dude.


I liked Hioki's grappling work. Guida sucks.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:21 PM  

M0nk3yK!ng: Points shouldn't be awarded for takedowns unless you do something with them. Cause damage or Attempt submissions.


I agree.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:37 PM  
Sure Guida has subbed some people but in this fight he got the takedown and spent the whole time on top trying not to be subbed himself.
 
2013-01-26 07:26:06 PM  

M0nk3yK!ng: Testiclaw: Guida is farking boring.

And 30-27? Dude.

Points shouldn't be awarded for takedowns unless you do something with them. Cause damage or Attempt submissions.


Yeah, if you can't pass and you do no damage from strikes, the takedown is worthless.
 
2013-01-26 07:26:38 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: M0nk3yK!ng: Boring cage control lay and pray fighter. Hioki did more from his back than Guida did from the top.

This is an ignorant statement. It's commonly thrown his way; ask the people he's subbed if he's boring.


He has only 2 submissions in his last 9 fights and the last one was 4 fights ago.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:01 PM  

dr_blasto: Guida sucks.


Agreed.
 
2013-01-26 07:27:51 PM  

Testiclaw: M0nk3yK!ng: Points shouldn't be awarded for takedowns unless you do something with them. Cause damage or Attempt submissions.

I agree.


Thirded. The one time I ever saw the judges get that part right was a Denis Siver fight where he got taken down a lot but bounced right back to his feet each time.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:25 PM  
Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.
 
2013-01-26 07:33:46 PM  
that's some fierce walkout music there, Wiman
 
2013-01-26 07:34:00 PM  
Happy I missed the Guida fight, looks like it would have just bored and enraged me.
 
2013-01-26 07:35:51 PM  
How does Flyleaf sound now?
 
2013-01-26 07:36:45 PM  

Testiclaw: Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.


Now Whitesnake.
 
2013-01-26 07:37:49 PM  
What is up with the walk in music?
 
2013-01-26 07:39:29 PM  
Apple, I told you "What kind of walkout music is this?" should be on the list.
 
2013-01-26 07:40:02 PM  

Flappyhead: Apple, I told you "What kind of walkout music is this?" should be on the list.


Done
 
2013-01-26 07:41:01 PM  

dr_blasto: Testiclaw: Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.

Now Whitesnake.


That would have worked better if he was writhing on the hood of a jaguar as it slowly drove to the cage.
 
2013-01-26 07:41:15 PM  

skinbubble: What is up with the walk in music?


it's bad strip club music night.
 
2013-01-26 07:43:44 PM  
blood splatter on the camera.. nice
 
2013-01-26 07:43:52 PM  
Blood for the blood god...on the camera lens!
 
2013-01-26 07:43:55 PM  
Blood on the camera.
 
2013-01-26 07:44:05 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
 
2013-01-26 07:44:10 PM  
Good KO. Wiman looked like crap.
 
2013-01-26 07:45:23 PM  
If Rampage wins, do we panic?
 
2013-01-26 07:46:02 PM  

psychicdeath99: Good KO. Wiman looked like crap.


It's funny, because he looked great in the fight before this.  Oh well, back to the end of the lightweight line.
 
2013-01-26 07:46:21 PM  

One Bad Apple: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.

Now Whitesnake.

That would have worked better if he was writhing on the hood of a jaguar as it slowly drove to the cage.


You save that type of high production theatre for a strong PPV. Not free TV
 
2013-01-26 07:48:03 PM  

eddievercetti: If Rampage wins, do we panic? riot.

 
2013-01-26 07:48:07 PM  
I will those ads that pimped out the fight with Justice on the background.
 
2013-01-26 07:48:33 PM  
I am ready to see Joe go nuts in the next few fights.
 
2013-01-26 07:48:34 PM  

The Bestest: eddievercetti: If Rampage wins, do we panic? riot.


No, we laugh when he fails to make weight in his Bellator debut.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:14 PM  

eddievercetti: I will MISS those ads that pimped out the fight with Justice on the background.


FIFM because Mavis Beacon failed me.
 
2013-01-26 07:49:17 PM  

One Bad Apple: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.

Now Whitesnake.

That would have worked better if he was writhing on the hood of a jaguar as it slowly drove to the cage.


www.tawny-kitaen.com
 
2013-01-26 07:49:32 PM  

The Bestest: eddievercetti: If Rampage wins, do we panic? riot.


Personally, I'd get in a big truck and lead the police on a chase.
 
2013-01-26 07:50:05 PM  

Flappyhead: The Bestest: eddievercetti: If Rampage wins, do we panic? riot.

No, we laugh when he fails to make weight in his Bellator debut.


He's said he wants to go into boxing, though who knows if there's any truth to it.
 
2013-01-26 07:50:48 PM  

M0nk3yK!ng: Your Average Witty Fark User: M0nk3yK!ng: Boring cage control lay and pray fighter. Hioki did more from his back than Guida did from the top.

This is an ignorant statement. It's commonly thrown his way; ask the people he's subbed if he's boring.

He has only 2 submissions in his last 9 fights and the last one was 4 fights ago.


Last fight, four fights, or four years ago, he isn't a boring fighter.
 
2013-01-26 07:51:22 PM  

dr_blasto: One Bad Apple: dr_blasto: Testiclaw: Walking out to Flyleaf?

Dude...no. Just...no.

Now Whitesnake.

That would have worked better if he was writhing on the hood of a jaguar as it slowly drove to the cage.

[www.tawny-kitaen.com image 324x324]


Hey, she kicked Chuck Finley's ass in. That's inspirational enough.
 
2013-01-26 07:51:30 PM  
Now the Dana/Rogan scream-off.
 
2013-01-26 07:51:37 PM  
OK, here is the Joe that we know and love.
 
2013-01-26 07:52:19 PM  

violentsalvation: Blood on the camera.


Caught it the first time; I have no idea why they didn't show it on the replays.
 
2013-01-26 07:52:29 PM  

Klippoklondike: Flappyhead: The Bestest: eddievercetti: If Rampage wins, do we panic? riot.

No, we laugh when he fails to make weight in his Bellator debut.

He's said he wants to go into boxing, though who knows if there's any truth to it.


Well he wouldn't have to worry about leg kicks at least.
 
2013-01-26 07:53:40 PM  
I can't wait for Aldo to clown Edgar.  Yeah Edgar's got a chance, but I will be so happy to see the bejeezes knocked out of him.
 
2013-01-26 07:53:49 PM  
oh shi, teenage wasteland, rogan is going to go crazy!
 
2013-01-26 07:54:14 PM  
So, are black shirts and five-o'clock-shadow heads the official UFC dress code now?
 
2013-01-26 07:55:48 PM  
YELLING!!
 
2013-01-26 07:56:22 PM  
Joe didn't get as red faced as usual.
 
2013-01-26 07:56:49 PM  
where are fights right now? tv or internet? thx
 
2013-01-26 07:57:27 PM  

libranoelrose: where are fights right now? tv or internet? thx


About to start on your local Fox affiliate.
 
2013-01-26 07:57:28 PM  

libranoelrose: where are fights right now? tv or internet? thx


Coming on Fox in 4 minutes.
 
2013-01-26 07:57:38 PM  

libranoelrose: where are fights right now? tv or internet? thx


On Fox on tv
 
2013-01-26 07:58:50 PM  

libranoelrose: where are fights right now? tv or internet? thx


Local FOX channel
 
2013-01-26 07:59:19 PM  
heh.. cute that FX is airing the A-Team now.. but.. who is gonna stick around and watch that?
 
2013-01-26 07:59:40 PM  

psychicdeath99: Joe didn't get as red faced as usual.


He save the cocaine for ppv's
 
2013-01-26 08:02:11 PM  
VING!
 
2013-01-26 08:03:31 PM  
dammit Fox, not every sport needs a robot!
 
2013-01-26 08:03:35 PM  
The Fox sports intro for these is getting better and better
 
2013-01-26 08:04:02 PM  
I'm getting gnarly audio thuds.
 
2013-01-26 08:04:06 PM  
Your damn audio, Fox.
 
2013-01-26 08:04:11 PM  
And SOUND BOTCHED, good jerb FOX!
 
2013-01-26 08:04:11 PM  
anyone else with sound issues?
 
2013-01-26 08:04:28 PM  
heh.. audio problems, Fox?
 
2013-01-26 08:04:37 PM  
That United Center crowd seems AMPED.
 
2013-01-26 08:04:40 PM  

Testiclaw: I'm getting gnarly audio thuds.


Same here. Number, I hope they clear things up soon.
 
2013-01-26 08:04:46 PM  
quick go to commercial lol
 
2013-01-26 08:04:49 PM  
Good job Fox
 
2013-01-26 08:05:14 PM  
LOL, they dodged an F-Bomb bullet there.
 
2013-01-26 08:05:35 PM  
I hope Bruce Willis doesn't start a Pussy Riot in Moscow. That kind of thing gets you sent to the Gulag.
 
2013-01-26 08:05:54 PM  
Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.
 
2013-01-26 08:06:46 PM  
sounded like he was doing the chris farley chest pounding bit he used to do...
 
2013-01-26 08:06:59 PM  
I'm not sure *CLICK* *THUD* if it's just me or *CLICK* *THUD* what bu *CLICK* *THUD*
 
2013-01-26 08:07:19 PM  
GOLDBERG, save us?
 
2013-01-26 08:07:25 PM  

greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.


I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?
 
2013-01-26 08:07:46 PM  
It's a conspiracy to deny us of our Curt Menafee!
 
2013-01-26 08:08:41 PM  

greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.


HI-OH!
 
2013-01-26 08:09:23 PM  
I don't think Goldberg will finish tonight, his voice is already strained.
 
2013-01-26 08:10:35 PM  
Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'
 
2013-01-26 08:12:03 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?


Jackson used to a top star. Problem is he got lazy(well, lazier) and the 205 division passed him by.
 
2013-01-26 08:12:13 PM  
Capoeira?
 
2013-01-26 08:12:50 PM  
NoS AND PITBULL ALL THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!
 
2013-01-26 08:13:06 PM  
So we get one of the Koch brothers against Lorenzo Lamas? Interesting.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:02 PM  

cookiefleck: NoS AND PITBULL ALL THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!


well, they were supposed to fill so much time with Curt Menafee, but gremlins prevented that, so we get to see the stupid Nos/GSP commercial 15 more times.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:09 PM  
Gooooooood evening everybody!

Flyers are walking over FLA 3-0 after the 1st so I'll be switching that screen over to Fark. Sister's kids were over and those little rug rats finally cleared out after dinner but I missed most of the Prelims. Anything Earth shattering in those fights? Anything must see that I should look for?
 
2013-01-26 08:15:33 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars.



That was more than a few years ago. In fact Rampage's best work was in the now defunct Pride FC.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:43 PM  

Muffin'sTop: Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'


Be sure to keep your reciprocal functions in order.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:59 PM  
Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?
 
2013-01-26 08:16:28 PM  

Flappyhead: hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?

Jackson used to a top star. Problem is he got lazy(well, lazier) and the 205 division passed him by.


It was more than laziness. He got injured and older and being lazy makes it harder to overcome that.
 
2013-01-26 08:17:53 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Most fights are 3 rounds of 5 minutes each except for title fights and main events, which are 5 rounds.
 
2013-01-26 08:18:05 PM  
Koch must have been trained by JCVD. Nothing but kicks.
 
2013-01-26 08:18:58 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Championship matches are 5x5 minute rounds with 1 minute breaks. Most others are 3x5 minutes. Headline fights are usually 5 rounds if both fighters agree.
 
2013-01-26 08:19:15 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Yep. Standard fight is 3 five minutes rounds, main events and title fights are 5.
 
2013-01-26 08:19:35 PM  
No stoppages/penalties for stalling?
 
2013-01-26 08:20:26 PM  

psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.


Oh yeah.

Guys, if you liked getting fark email notifications from the list that looked like this:

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Email psychicdeath99 and sign up for the conventional email list he is creating to notify farkers of an mma thread. My notifications posts were getting deleted, so we're working around it offsite.
 
2013-01-26 08:20:30 PM  

Flappyhead: Muffin'sTop: Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'

Be sure to keep your reciprocal functions in order.


That wont help here, but I appreciate any help I can get
 
2013-01-26 08:21:15 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?


Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:31 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?


If a fighter has another on the ground or against the cage and pretty much does nothing, the ref will separate them or stand them up.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:38 PM  
10-9 Lamas.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:47 PM  

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars.


That was more than a few years ago. In fact Rampage's best work was in the now defunct Pride FC.



I'm well aware of this fact but for some reason I still always love watching Rampage's fights and wait with bated breath for a powerbomb or sick knockout hook...

They never seem to come ;(

Rampage hasn't been the same since even before he was involved in that hit and run in Vegas. Your dumbass is riding in a lifted pickup that has your farking name and picture painted on the side and you hit and run?!? Brain damage is the only story that makes sense...
 
2013-01-26 08:22:14 PM  

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.


Looked like some stalling to me (coming from a wrestling background) when they were up against the cage.
 
2013-01-26 08:22:15 PM  
Missed half of the round, so no score.
 
2013-01-26 08:22:44 PM  
I gave the round to Koch, but really, neither of them are doing anything
 
2013-01-26 08:23:33 PM  

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.


Although the Unified Rules do allow the ref to take points for timidity. Rarely used, though.
 
2013-01-26 08:23:51 PM  
This will be a dull fight until Koch finally lands one of those kicks.
 
2013-01-26 08:24:17 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.

Looked like some stalling to me (coming from a wrestling background) when they were up against the cage.


Yeah it happens from time to time.  Some refs are better than others at spotting it and splitting them up.
 
2013-01-26 08:24:34 PM  
Two wrong moves sometimes make one right
 
2013-01-26 08:24:57 PM  
Wow. Koch is done.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:10 PM  
Damn.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:17 PM  
Farklk
 
2013-01-26 08:25:21 PM  
BLOOD!
 
2013-01-26 08:25:32 PM  
BLOOD FOR GHE BLOOD GOD!

Lamas surprised me. Good finish.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:33 PM  
I meant Lamas.. dammit.. and Lamas gets the stoppage to make my mistake look even worse
 
2013-01-26 08:25:34 PM  
Lorenzo Lamas! The Renegade!
 
2013-01-26 08:25:36 PM  
I was hoping Lamas would put Koch in the sharp shooter.

Brutal elbows.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:42 PM  
"You've got red on you..."
 
2013-01-26 08:25:52 PM  
KO
 
2013-01-26 08:26:02 PM  
Koch is going to be blind in that eye.
 
2013-01-26 08:26:25 PM  
That's one of the most explosive cuts I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-26 08:26:33 PM  
and the blood goes pssssss....
 
2013-01-26 08:26:43 PM  
It's a shattered orbital bone at least.
 
2013-01-26 08:26:53 PM  
My picks tonight are TURRIBLE!!!
 
2013-01-26 08:27:14 PM  
Well, my picks officially suck tonight.
 
2013-01-26 08:27:16 PM  
Kratos for the hw belt, make it happen dana
 
2013-01-26 08:28:35 PM  
now there's some blood for the blood god. No clean sweep for Roufus sports though :(
 
2013-01-26 08:29:26 PM  
Koch not in the ring for the declaration.. something's broken
 
2013-01-26 08:29:51 PM  
Cheap pop!
 
2013-01-26 08:29:58 PM  
Always good to see Big John back reffing for the UFC.
 
2013-01-26 08:30:08 PM  

The Bestest: Koch not in the ring for the declaration.. something's broken


Yup. Must be pretty bad.
 
2013-01-26 08:30:09 PM  
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"You've got red on you..."
 
2013-01-26 08:30:30 PM  
Yeah, the blood was actually squirting out, and I swear it looked like the eye itself was bleeding, not a cut around it.
 
2013-01-26 08:30:47 PM  
1 fight in and we got blood.

/Dammit, seven nation army!
 
2013-01-26 08:31:18 PM  
MORE YELLING!!
 
2013-01-26 08:31:38 PM  
Yeah, he wasn't around for the hand raising... that was a semi-serious injury.
 
2013-01-26 08:31:58 PM  

eddievercetti: 1 fight in and we got blood.

/Dammit, seven nation army!


They like to play lots of high energy music between fights at the live shows. Keeps the crowd amped up.
 
2013-01-26 08:32:05 PM  

skinbubble: The Bestest: Koch not in the ring for the declaration.. something's broken

Yup. Must be pretty bad.


I think the orbital bone theory holds water.

Joe: "we call each other at 2 o'clock in the morning and yell at each other" You're supposed to deny your latenight homoerotic coke binges, Joe, not say them on National television
 
2013-01-26 08:32:35 PM  

domino324: Lorenzo Lamas! The Renegade!


This is what I thougth as well, with the cheating pornactress wife and the terrible show
 
2013-01-26 08:32:42 PM  

psychicdeath99: Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.

Although the Unified Rules do allow the ref to take points for timidity. Rarely used, though.


timidity is more the fighter is actually running away and plain not engaging, not stalling against the cage, takedowns and laying and praying etc.
 
2013-01-26 08:32:46 PM  
Are you not supposed to shield your face when taking shots to the head? Seems like some basic boxing strategy would be well applied there.
 
2013-01-26 08:33:15 PM  

quiotu: Yeah, he wasn't around for the hand raising... that was a semi-serious injury.


He's bleeding at 2 grade levels above his age. A tourniquet should fix that tho.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:11 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Are you not supposed to shield your face when taking shots to the head? Seems like some basic boxing strategy would be well applied there.


That's why the fight was stopped.
 
2013-01-26 08:34:45 PM  
Who would have thought that Filter song would last for twenty years?
 
2013-01-26 08:35:26 PM  
Aldo/Edgar
Chick Fight
GSP/Diaz

The next 3 months should be good in UFC Land.
 
2013-01-26 08:35:51 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Are you not supposed to shield your face when taking shots to the head? Seems like some basic boxing strategy would be well applied there.


Not defending will actually get a fight stopped. If a ref warns you for defending and you don't start to adequately, you lose.
 
2013-01-26 08:36:21 PM  
I think I am going to buy that mask to complete my bane costume for halloween.
 
2013-01-26 08:36:48 PM  

Flappyhead: hulk hogan meat shoes: Are you not supposed to shield your face when taking shots to the head? Seems like some basic boxing strategy would be well applied there.

That's why the fight was stopped.


Yeah, the ref will stop the fight if the fighter goes unconscious or is not intelligently defending himself while getting pummeled, or if he taps out.
 
2013-01-26 08:38:09 PM  

eddievercetti: Aldo/Edgar
Chick Fight
GSP/Diaz

The next 3 months should be good in UFC Land.


I dislike GSP.. but I farking HATE the Diaz's
 
2013-01-26 08:38:11 PM  
blood for the blood god is sponsored tonight by Cytherea....


(if you are around family or of a good, christian constitution DO NOT GOOGLE THAT)
 
2013-01-26 08:38:14 PM  
I am betting for a crazy show time ko
 
2013-01-26 08:38:37 PM  
So is this like boxing, where whoever is lowest on the socio-economic ladder is favored?
 
2013-01-26 08:38:45 PM  
Go Cowboy!
 
2013-01-26 08:38:47 PM  
Forget Arianny, MOAR BRITTNEEE
 
2013-01-26 08:38:58 PM  
This ought to be an awesome fight, pulling for Pettis so he can get a rematch with Bendo.
 
2013-01-26 08:39:12 PM  
That girl got a BUTT.
 
2013-01-26 08:39:17 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Who would have thought that Filter song would last for twenty years?


Better than the other Filter song that made them a 2 hit wonder.
 
2013-01-26 08:39:24 PM  
Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon!
 
2013-01-26 08:39:25 PM  
Nvm, wtf did in his mamboobs
 
2013-01-26 08:39:51 PM  

cookiefleck: blood for the blood god is sponsored tonight by Cytherea....



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Too late
 
2013-01-26 08:39:56 PM  
Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?
 
2013-01-26 08:41:05 PM  
Pettis is setting up the big counter left.
 
2013-01-26 08:41:23 PM  

freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?


R, thankfully
 
2013-01-26 08:41:49 PM  
Nevermind. Oh and

HOLY SHIAT

freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?


R, thank God.
 
2013-01-26 08:41:53 PM  
Broken ribs in that one.
 
2013-01-26 08:41:54 PM  
Is that blood fresh or leftover from the previous fight?
 
2013-01-26 08:41:57 PM  
cerrone went down
 
2013-01-26 08:41:59 PM  
How do you like your ribs?!
 
2013-01-26 08:42:02 PM  
Darn.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:03 PM  
Wow bas must be smiling somewhere
 
2013-01-26 08:42:15 PM  
YES!
 
2013-01-26 08:42:19 PM  
Pettis is one of the most entertaining fighters I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:31 PM  
Kick to the Liver, ouch.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:37 PM  

quiotu: How do you like your ribs?!


Broken
 
2013-01-26 08:42:52 PM  
He looked scared of you now Cowboy?
 
2013-01-26 08:43:13 PM  
Good on him for not hitting the dude in the back of the head when he was down like seems to happen a lot lately.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:17 PM  

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2013-01-26 08:43:41 PM  
Rock has 4 movies coming this month?
 
2013-01-26 08:44:20 PM  

Muffin'sTop: Wow bas must be smiling somewhere


LEEVER KEEK would totally be on the list if Bas was commentator. Florian and other guy too boring to remember had their shot already. Make it happen Dana
 
2013-01-26 08:44:29 PM  

eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?


Why couldn't they all come out in October?

/ROCKtober.
 
2013-01-26 08:44:39 PM  

The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully


Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.
 
2013-01-26 08:45:22 PM  
I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!
 
2013-01-26 08:45:43 PM  
At least this loser is able to stand for the announcement.
 
2013-01-26 08:45:43 PM  
So does Pettis wait for winner of Bendo-Melendez or does he fight somebody else?
 
2013-01-26 08:46:00 PM  

freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.


Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?
 
2013-01-26 08:47:27 PM  
Well at least this stuff moves swiftly.
 
2013-01-26 08:47:36 PM  

eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?


And he's going to win the WWE Championship.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:15 PM  
If the next two fights are as fast as these two, what fight will they probably show from the prelims to fill in for time?
 
2013-01-26 08:48:29 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


I don't know the guy playing Maclains son but he's not Shiat Lebeef, which is automatically an upgrade.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:34 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


I don't think John vs. F-22 had the same effect as nuking the fridge.

/Last Exoticism 2? Only not found footage? Okay.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:40 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


See I got the Unrated edition on DVD and I never saw the theater or anything else. Movie was fine for me. They're all good. I'd say second one is best.
 
2013-01-26 08:49:37 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!


This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'
 
2013-01-26 08:50:06 PM  

RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.


Dude, I'm going to the Rumble tomorrow, don't make me feel like crap.

/Already knew it, I just want to see if it's true.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:14 PM  

RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.


So he can drop it to Cena.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:57 PM  

Flappyhead: RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.

So he can drop it to Cena.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-26 08:51:02 PM  

Flragnararch: quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?

See I got the Unrated edition on DVD and I never saw the theater or anything else. Movie was fine for me. They're all good. I'd say second one is best.


Oh come on! It's gotta be With a Vengeance! Do you know how many drinks I won off of that 4 gallon riddle?!? I have a monetary obligation to hold that movie above the rest but you also can't underestimate the Sammy L effect
 
2013-01-26 08:52:05 PM  
Joe Rogan looks like a shaved nut.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:34 PM  

Flragnararch: They're all good. I'd say second one is best.


Dennis Franz is no Carl Winslow.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:47 PM  

quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'


That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way
 
2013-01-26 08:53:33 PM  
Please to be noting most, if not all, of Jacksons highlights are from a minimum of 4-5 years ago.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:38 PM  

Flappyhead: RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.

So he can drop it to Cena.


Fun fact about Cena: He shaves his legs. I know this because he sat behind me at a Tampa Bay Rays game two years ago and his knee brushed against the back of my neck. It felt prickly.

Didn't hate it.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:43 PM  
Was that Randall "Tex" Cobb fighting Teixiera there? The guy with the mustache.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:57 PM  
Martial Arts Pimp?
 
2013-01-26 08:54:30 PM  

Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way


Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:31 PM  

Flappyhead: Please to be noting most, if not all, of Jacksons highlights are from a minimum of 4-5 years ago.


Well he was a beast half a decade ago.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:45 PM  

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2013-01-26 08:55:16 PM  
Wifi finally back.

Somewhere, Bas Rutten has the wierdest boner after watching the Cerrone-Pettis fight.

/ LEEEEEVER KICK!
 
2013-01-26 08:55:33 PM  
Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.
 
2013-01-26 08:56:02 PM  
Is anyone gonna watch the Daytona 500 only because it's the only race where all hell breaks loose?
 
2013-01-26 08:56:57 PM  
I should never pick fights on FX or Fox. I am the worst on those events. lol
 
2013-01-26 08:57:38 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


That's just FOX.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:40 PM  
love Seanbaby, very smart guy.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:41 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


Welcome to Fox Sports, home of commercials every 10 minutes and horrible robot CGI.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:50 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


well, two fights ended in the first round, and gremlins took out the booth
 
2013-01-26 08:58:09 PM  
Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?
 
2013-01-26 08:58:43 PM  
ok, nevermind.. they gave us commercials instead of Rampage's walkout. Thanks, Fox.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:20 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


That's his thing. He stops and howls every few steps too.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:23 PM  
Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:32 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:35 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


It's his thing.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:36 PM  

quiotu: Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.


That's awesome. I've never heard of Seanbaby before but it appears he has a following. Is he a former fighter or something? Either way, thanks for the link!
 
2013-01-26 08:59:47 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


When he walks out for fights, yes.  He also played the Mr. T Character in the A-Team remake.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:12 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.


Not necessarily. I've seen plenty of fights where a guy got cut in the first round and went the distance.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:27 PM  
This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.
 
2013-01-26 09:00:56 PM  

quiotu: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.


I thought Kimbo was the Junkyard Dog.

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

When he walks out for fights, yes.  He also played the Mr. T Character in the A-Team remake.


That's the only reason I know who he is.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:14 PM  

Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way

Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.

That's awesome. I've never heard of Seanbaby before but it appears he has a following. Is he a former fighter or something? Either way, thanks for the link!


He studied thai kickboxing back before MMA was a thing. He's famous for his gaming editorials, and for calling out Uwe Boll to a boxing match.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:32 PM  
This is my mean face.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

This Rampage is better.
 
2013-01-26 09:01:52 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.


A few famous ones, most popular being "Stitch" Duran.
 
2013-01-26 09:02:28 PM  
oh shi-
 
2013-01-26 09:02:31 PM  
I hope they bleached the ring thoroughly in between fights.
 
2013-01-26 09:02:43 PM  
That was quick, Q is already down.
 
2013-01-26 09:03:28 PM  

Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.


I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...
 
2013-01-26 09:05:07 PM  
Rampage should be ashamed of that shoot attempt.
 
2013-01-26 09:05:20 PM  

quiotu: hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?

You didn't know? He's the Junk Yard Dog of MMA... except with more sexual assault.


That's hilarious and I haven't thought of Junkyard Dog in at least 2 decades so thanks again for that! I'm broke as a joke due to medical bills, but I'm still in your debt for rapid fire laughs and info. What is your endgame with trying to charm this 32 year old straight dude?
 
2013-01-26 09:05:26 PM  
Rampage seems to have something off with his balance. Maybe his knee.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:01 PM  
Boom!
 
2013-01-26 09:06:09 PM  
I'm surprised that Rampage has gotten up once, let alone twice. I'm glad Texeira is looking for his own highlight reel knockout, though
 
2013-01-26 09:06:17 PM  
10-9 Teixeira
 
2013-01-26 09:06:27 PM  
NOW this is a FIGHT!!!
 
2013-01-26 09:06:41 PM  
10-9 Teixeira
 
2013-01-26 09:06:42 PM  
10-9 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:06:48 PM  
Fox is cutting from stuff way early, it's annoying as shiat.

And why the fark is a phone commercial playing instead of the corner???
 
2013-01-26 09:06:54 PM  
No. We're not interested in hearing the between round instructions.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:03 PM  
10-9 Glover
 
2013-01-26 09:07:11 PM  
gdit with the commercials, FOX!
at least we got PiP, but still...
 
2013-01-26 09:07:17 PM  
10-9 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:35 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.

I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...


His contract is up, and he has basically been telling Dana top go and fark himself the last month or so. He is seeking new employers.
 
2013-01-26 09:07:50 PM  
Ah Rampage... the only guy who thinks this is the perfect getaway vehicle.

www.mmaconvert.com
 
2013-01-26 09:08:07 PM  
My old wrestling coach would be proud of that takedown.
 
2013-01-26 09:08:07 PM  
Jackson on his back, not good.
 
2013-01-26 09:08:14 PM  
"his corner is trying to fire him up"

NOT THAT WE'D KNOW!
 
2013-01-26 09:08:26 PM  
www.tikisaurus.com
 
2013-01-26 09:08:49 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Glover.


www.filmsite.org
 
2013-01-26 09:10:16 PM  
Jackson has to stop dropping his right hand.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:13 PM  
Glower is leaving himself way too open with those shots. He should have this fight easy but I can see Rampage getting a solid, devastating counter in.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:23 PM  
He might not have power Rampage, but at least he's landing.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:36 PM  
This has devolved into a "come at me bro" sort of fight.
 
2013-01-26 09:11:40 PM  

Mixolydian Master: Farkin' Uke: Mixolydian Master: This will be hilarious if Rampage wins in devestating fashion, then takes his ball and goes home.

It's his last UFC fight, if that didn't make sense to you.

He'll lose though.

I think I distinctly remember that his last fight was his "last fight" too...

His contract is up, and he has basically been telling Dana top go and fark himself the last month or so. He is seeking new employers.


quiotu showed the pic of what I was talking about, but I'm not clear on your "seeking new employers" line. Are TV networks allowed to follow around an obviously brain-damaged individual for a reality show?
 
2013-01-26 09:12:02 PM  
Rampage just cant really stay in this class, not at this level. He isnt the biggst, most powerful, fiercest fighter anymore. I hope he does well in the farm leagues.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:34 PM  
20-18 Glover
 
2013-01-26 09:12:40 PM  
20-18 Glover, Rampage needs a finish
 
2013-01-26 09:12:49 PM  
10-9 Glover. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:51 PM  
fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

also fun

did I mention fun?
 
2013-01-26 09:12:52 PM  
20-18 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:13:25 PM  
10-9 Glove
 
2013-01-26 09:13:35 PM  
Glover is getting too old for this shait.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:03 PM  
Seems like Teixeira could have put it away but is deliberately taking it into the 3rd.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:28 PM  
I like this stand up stuff better than the grappling.
 
2013-01-26 09:14:54 PM  
And Rogan mocks the crowd.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:14 PM  
Boos for Rampage.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:19 PM  

freeforever: Seems like Teixeira could have put it away but is deliberately taking it into the 3rd.


A good way to get yourself into the B Roll knockout montage is to knock out the dude that used to be 50% of it
 
2013-01-26 09:15:20 PM  
Of course they're booing Joe, they loved the standup war that was going on.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:21 PM  
LOL at booing the takedown.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:42 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I like this stand up stuff better than the grappling.


Fantastic grappling matches are amazing to watch, but when you have two dudes with bad blood known for their striking it's always more fun to watch them bang.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:45 PM  
Tough crowd.
 
2013-01-26 09:16:07 PM  

eddievercetti: Glover is getting too old for this shait.


uh no, he's 33
 
2013-01-26 09:16:32 PM  
Jeebus Glover, end him already.
 
2013-01-26 09:17:08 PM  
Holy lazy single leg batman
 
2013-01-26 09:17:09 PM  
WOW.
 
2013-01-26 09:17:30 PM  
Rampage has a good jaw, like they said before, but he does more telegraphing than Western Union
 
2013-01-26 09:17:34 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I like this stand up stuff better than the grappling.


The action and flair of the standup is what draws you into the sport, but you grow into the grappling and Brazilian Jui Jitsu. As people were stating before with the standup rules, reffing can be like a damn art with knowing when to standup and when it is actually a compelling battle of wills and positions
 
2013-01-26 09:17:37 PM  
END! ENNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!
 
2013-01-26 09:17:40 PM  
Wow rampage is gassed
 
2013-01-26 09:17:42 PM  
He's done
 
2013-01-26 09:17:44 PM  

Flragnararch: Holy lazy single leg batman


haha! I knew you would have something to say about that!

I thought the same thing.
 
2013-01-26 09:17:54 PM  
both are dragging this out...
 
2013-01-26 09:18:30 PM  
Bye bye Jackson, you will not be missed.
 
2013-01-26 09:18:57 PM  
30-27. We wish you well in your future endeavors, Rampage.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:00 PM  
10-9 Glover. 30-27.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:07 PM  
Bye Rampage, you gave us nothing.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:09 PM  
30-27 Glover.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:43 PM  

Flappyhead: Bye bye Jackson, you will not be missed.


You won't be missed in the ufc, but hopefully he goes to Bellator. That will be entertaining to be sure.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:47 PM  
fark!

Helping my neighbor out, and I missed the entire goddamn Rampage fight! as well as the entire main card until now.

DOUBLE F*CK
 
2013-01-26 09:20:11 PM  

Flragnararch: eddievercetti: Glover is getting too old for this shait.

uh no, he's 33


methinks you missed the joke
 
2013-01-26 09:20:13 PM  
Go home, Rampage, you're through.

Teixeira is a ponce for not finishing him in the second when he had the oppurtunity.

That fight had no real "winner" when both the fighters are losers in their own way...
 
2013-01-26 09:20:19 PM  
Jeebus. Just reach down, grab a leg all casual and Rampage falls. He's beat.
 
2013-01-26 09:20:45 PM  
30-27 Glove
 
2013-01-26 09:22:00 PM  
Somebody (probably in Japan) will still pay Rampage well, but he could have upped his asking price with a nice win.
 
2013-01-26 09:22:10 PM  
Is that Asian dude the guy from Tokyo Drift?
 
2013-01-26 09:22:19 PM  
 
2013-01-26 09:22:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Go home, Rampage, you're through.

Teixeira is a ponce for not finishing him in the second when he had the oppurtunity.

That fight had no real "winner" when both the fighters are losers in their own way...


BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-26 09:22:49 PM  
Wow do I miss Chicago sometimes.
 
2013-01-26 09:22:50 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is that Asian dude the guy from Tokyo Drift?


Yep.
 
2013-01-26 09:23:16 PM  
29-28?
 
2013-01-26 09:23:24 PM  
Put your hand down, 'page. You know better.
 
2013-01-26 09:23:36 PM  
and LOL at Rampage raising his hand for the joke
 
2013-01-26 09:23:51 PM  

The Bestest: Flragnararch: eddievercetti: Glover is getting too old for this shait.

uh no, he's 33

methinks you missed the joke


wasn't even looking for it, MMA is srs bsns!
 
2013-01-26 09:23:59 PM  
Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?
 
2013-01-26 09:24:11 PM  

RepoManTSM: 29-28?


Weak sauce of a judge.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:26 PM  
im least interested in this fight because i find dodson to be a tool.
 
2013-01-26 09:24:37 PM  
Did Dodson win the most recent season of The Ultimate Fighter? I didn't watch it, but I saw commercials, and that Native American guy seemed to have an interesting story, what with him being from the poorest place in America and all. How did he do?
 
2013-01-26 09:25:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?


I thought it was unanimous.
 
2013-01-26 09:25:39 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?


Peoples Index at Orange.
 
2013-01-26 09:26:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.


Unanimous in that all three judges gave it to Teixeira, but one of those judges gave a round to Rampage.
 
2013-01-26 09:26:24 PM  
I keep getting wood when they show that tattooed blonde on her Harley...
 
2013-01-26 09:26:39 PM  
Fark you, Cecil Peeples!!

/cross that off the list
 
2013-01-26 09:27:02 PM  
Curt is back, joy.
 
2013-01-26 09:27:16 PM  
awwww, they fixed Menafee's booth.. wait, no they didn't, they're on the floor, lol
 
2013-01-26 09:27:44 PM  
So are flyweights just farking crazy or what?
 
2013-01-26 09:27:49 PM  
I don't quite understand the hate towards Rampage--the man has been entertaining us for over a decade, largely for free. I hope his sunset is several borderline retarded Hollywood blockbusters requiring a shart-talking Black guy who also rips regular humans in half. Like The Story of Riki-Oh, updated for western sensibilities.


//also, I do still love watching him eat his words in the octagon.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:13 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.


I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...
 
2013-01-26 09:28:42 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: So are flyweights just farking crazy or what?


short answer: yes
 
2013-01-26 09:28:51 PM  
Time for the little guys!
 
2013-01-26 09:29:11 PM  

Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...


Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:01 PM  
Little guy time!
 
2013-01-26 09:30:59 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.


And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:44 PM  
Is his entourage wearing custom hockey jerseys?
 
2013-01-26 09:32:17 PM  
Flyweights! Like watching midget wrestling, but slightly more legitimate.
 
2013-01-26 09:32:22 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.


Well....of course there is no way to get purer than the fount from which all the world's most distilled, most retarded judging springs forth from! XD
 
2013-01-26 09:32:46 PM  
Dodson is pretty good but he is so farking annoying
 
2013-01-26 09:33:15 PM  
Why do the fight doctors look like cops?
 
2013-01-26 09:34:16 PM  

jimmythrust: I don't quite understand the hate towards Rampage--the man has been entertaining us for over a decade, largely for free. I hope his sunset is several borderline retarded Hollywood blockbusters requiring a shart-talking Black guy who also rips regular humans in half. Like The Story of Riki-Oh, updated for western sensibilities.


//also, I do still love watching him eat his words in the octagon.


I think its cause he's kind of stupid. He constantly contradicts himself, uses the, 'I try to be an exciting fighter' to excuse holes in his game, and all the little hings adding up outside of the cage, the monster truck, the criminal record, trt etc etc.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:19 PM  
For all the constant hype of Mighty Mouse being the fastest fighter in the UFC, I'm pretty sure Dodson's faster.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:26 PM  
He should come out to "Here I Come To Save the Day."
 
2013-01-26 09:34:52 PM  
Sponsored by Xbox and Pop Rocks, apparently.

I've probably heard both these guys on Black Ops 2 multiplayer at one point.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:13 PM  
both of these guys are maybe 2 to 3 inches taller than me. Basically, younger asian sister's height.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:15 PM  

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.

And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.


Due to the multiculturality* of the Olympics, I'm pretty sure that they are required to allow some judges to vote based on a decapitated chicken in a pen with gridded results spray painted on the floor. Wherever the chicken's body drops is what the gods ordain to be truth!

*fark you Firefox, that's a perfectly cromulant word
 
2013-01-26 09:35:21 PM  

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.

And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.


Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:59 PM  

Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.


For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:24 PM  

cookiefleck: both of these guys are maybe 2 to 3 inches taller than me. Basically, younger asian sister's height.


My sister is 4'8-9, she envies all tall people.

/My entrance music: Take the Long Way Home by Supertramp.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:46 PM  
Five foot three each. My mom is taller.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:50 PM  
This is like watching Prince and Prince's clone fight.
 
2013-01-26 09:38:00 PM  
Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:38:40 PM  
IT'S TIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2013-01-26 09:38:54 PM  

quiotu: This is like watching Prince and Prince's clone fight.


Loser makes the pancakes
 
2013-01-26 09:38:55 PM  
Hi Mom!
 
2013-01-26 09:38:57 PM  
McCarthy's been losing weight, maybe 1 and 99/100th's their weight.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:13 PM  
Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...
 
2013-01-26 09:39:20 PM  

Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.


mean, but true.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:23 PM  
McCarthy is reffing this? Flyweights look less comical when the ref doesn't outweigh both fighters combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:40 PM  
I never thought I'd use the word "feminine" to describe a UCF fighter but that wave...just...never mind.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:03 PM  
Is this midget fighting?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:08 PM  
Midget fight!
 
2013-01-26 09:40:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...


Are you 5`3 as well?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:27 PM  
Shoulder height mini fight
 
2013-01-26 09:40:29 PM  
So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:33 PM  

Testiclaw: Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.

For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?


Essentially it was "I don't think we got this one." and a lot of worried looks.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:13 PM  
so.. exactly what demo was Pop Rocks going after when they decided to sponsor a UFC fighter?
 
2013-01-26 09:41:16 PM  
this is like watching a couple of ripped 9th graders having an epic after school fight
 
2013-01-26 09:41:16 PM  

Flappyhead: Testiclaw: Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.

For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?

Essentially it was "I don't think we got this one." and a lot of worried looks.


Heh.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:45 PM  

Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.


oh, thought you meant Melissa
 
2013-01-26 09:41:54 PM  
These are some fast little dudes.

/ weigh a bit more than both of them combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:03 PM  

skinbubble: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...

Are you 5`3 as well?


no, i'm a li'l taller than that.

but still fat.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:04 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?


You -can-, but that's a good way to get caught and laid on your ass.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:06 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?


Yeah you can do that
 
2013-01-26 09:42:06 PM  
Midget Fight!
 
2013-01-26 09:42:11 PM  
What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?
 
2013-01-26 09:42:20 PM  

cookiefleck: Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.

oh, thought you meant Melissa


Well she does.
 
2013-01-26 09:44:02 PM  
Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?
 
2013-01-26 09:44:14 PM  
It's like watching 2 middle schoolers fight live in national TV.
 
2013-01-26 09:44:51 PM  
10-9 Johnson
 
2013-01-26 09:44:54 PM  

Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?


yeah. Flyweight title fight
 
2013-01-26 09:45:01 PM  

Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?


Si, midget fight is the main.
 
2013-01-26 09:45:15 PM  
i bet McCarthy is thinking, i can kick both these guy's asses
 
2013-01-26 09:45:29 PM  

Flappyhead: 10-9 Johnson


concur
 
2013-01-26 09:45:33 PM  
10-9 Johnson
 
2013-01-26 09:45:38 PM  
Dude, another shrink-the-screen-before-the-fight-is-over and not let us hear the corner bullshiat.

Fark this.
 
2013-01-26 09:45:49 PM  
10-9 Mighty mouse.
 
2013-01-26 09:45:52 PM  
10-9 Johnson, though it was close
 
2013-01-26 09:46:06 PM  

The Bestest: Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?

yeah. Flyweight title fight


Seems odd, but why not let the little guys have the spotlight, I guess.
 
2013-01-26 09:46:12 PM  
They should prolly not put the biggest ref with the two smallest guys. It just looks like Im watching kids fighting.
 
2013-01-26 09:46:25 PM  
Not sure who to give it to.
 
2013-01-26 09:46:26 PM  
Hi Genie,

i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-26 09:46:33 PM  
Rey Mysterio would kick both of their asses
 
2013-01-26 09:46:33 PM  
I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:17 PM  
McCarthy is probably thinking fe fi fo fum
 
2013-01-26 09:47:22 PM  
Why is Dodson running away as the challenger?
 
2013-01-26 09:47:36 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.


If I had a money to buy a Dart, I'll get a Scion FR-S instead.
 
2013-01-26 09:47:50 PM  

eddievercetti: Hi Genie,

[i280.photobucket.com image 850x531]


HARROW.
 
2013-01-26 09:48:16 PM  
Dodson looks good just popping in and out with shots, but isn't so good in the clinch.
 
2013-01-26 09:48:17 PM  
Bam!
 
2013-01-26 09:48:46 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?


Yes.
 
2013-01-26 09:48:47 PM  
new champ coming?
 
2013-01-26 09:48:49 PM  
Boom! Headshot.
 
2013-01-26 09:49:05 PM  
They prolly wanna make money with ads at the same time not having to worry about the beep button for the corners.
 
2013-01-26 09:49:08 PM  
come on McCarthy, choke slam one of these midgets
 
2013-01-26 09:49:09 PM  

domino324: What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?


I hate when people don't understand how simple "over/under" is and still fark it up, but the joke itself is gold
 
2013-01-26 09:49:18 PM  
FALCON PUNCH!
 
2013-01-26 09:49:19 PM  
That's twice now Dodson has had a chance to go for the finish. Sooner or later passing on those will cost you.
 
2013-01-26 09:50:23 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.


My sister had a '73 Dart with the "Starsky and Hutch" stripe.  Kinda like this but in brown metal-fleck paint, and without the oversized tires.  Ah, the 70s.

s3.racingjunk.com
 
2013-01-26 09:51:26 PM  
10-9 Dodson, 19-19
 
2013-01-26 09:51:47 PM  
I have to give it to Dodson, 10-9

even after two, 19-19
 
2013-01-26 09:51:51 PM  
Rd 2 to Dobson, 19-19.
 
2013-01-26 09:51:51 PM  
10-9 Dodson. He needs to go for the win. If he lets Johnson get settled he's going to get picked apart.
 
2013-01-26 09:51:57 PM  
10-9 Dodson, 19-19.  Looks like Dodson has the timing down.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:09 PM  
10-9 Dodson. 19-19.
 
2013-01-26 09:52:45 PM  

Earguy: hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.

My sister had a '73 Dart with the "Starsky and Hutch" stripe.  Kinda like this but in brown metal-fleck paint, and without the oversized tires.  Ah, the 70s.

[s3.racingjunk.com image 400x300]


That's the problem with the Dart now, it's like they wanted to bring the Neon back but since the Charger and Challenger are doing well, they just renamed to the Dart.
 
2013-01-26 09:53:19 PM  
GYMKATA!
 
2013-01-26 09:53:25 PM  
Since we all seem to agree on the scoring so far, it means the judges will fark it up if it goes that far
 
2013-01-26 09:53:27 PM  

Farkin' Uke: domino324: What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?

I hate when people don't understand how simple "over/under" is and still fark it up, but the joke itself is gold


Just reread your post and I very humbly apologize. Cut me some slack, though, because how many times do you read "What's the over/under on [yes/no question]?"

/Fuggit, I'm drunk
//Just call me rotsky
 
2013-01-26 09:53:45 PM  
Nut shot.
 
2013-01-26 09:54:03 PM  
NUT SHOT
 
2013-01-26 09:54:05 PM  
So, after this, Showtime has boxing on, if we want to switch over.  Anything else on that might be better?
 
2013-01-26 09:54:09 PM  
ooooooh, nutshot
 
2013-01-26 09:54:19 PM  
Nut shot!
 
2013-01-26 09:54:24 PM  
NUTSHOT!
 
2013-01-26 09:54:29 PM  
Not sure that it was nut shot.
 
2013-01-26 09:54:29 PM  
And here's the nut shot in 9 different angles for your viewing pleasure...
 
2013-01-26 09:54:30 PM  
Ow, my balls!
 
2013-01-26 09:54:31 PM  
To be honest I didn't think Pop Rocks had anything down there.
 
2013-01-26 09:54:32 PM  
It looked like Big John was going to get on one knee to talk to him like his toddler son!
 
2013-01-26 09:54:55 PM  
they should put both of these little guys in against Overeem
 
2013-01-26 09:55:15 PM  
Dodson doing things correctly, he's got momentum, don't give Johnson time to breath if you've got the 'testicular fortitude' to shrug that off.
 
2013-01-26 09:55:20 PM  
Mom, my nuts!
 
2013-01-26 09:56:07 PM  
If Dodson could get his personality/character crap figured out it would be eeeeeaasssssy to root for him.

The kid is farking talented, and is already showing a crazy fight IQ for a relatively new and young dude.

I just hate the clowning stuff. Doesn't need to be a badass or anything, just normal.
 
2013-01-26 09:57:24 PM  

Testiclaw: I just hate the clowning stuff. Doesn't need to be a badass or anything, just normal.


I'd take 10 Dodsons over one Diaz.
 
2013-01-26 09:57:35 PM  
FIB's, shut it.
 
2013-01-26 09:57:46 PM  
10-9 Johnson, but another close round.
 
2013-01-26 09:57:57 PM  
Is it just Dodson or are all flyweights difficult to take down because of their size?
 
2013-01-26 09:58:04 PM  

emtbiz: they should put both of these little guys in against Overeem


they wouls win... for some reason, big dudes/tall girls don't know how to react when a smaller thing, more violent thing is attacking them.
 
2013-01-26 09:58:19 PM  
hm, close.. edge to Johnson for the successful takedown 10-9, 29-28 Johnson
 
2013-01-26 09:58:29 PM  
10-9 Johnson. 29-28 Mighty Mouse.
 
2013-01-26 09:58:34 PM  

The Bestest: Testiclaw: I just hate the clowning stuff. Doesn't need to be a badass or anything, just normal.

I'd take 10 Dodsons over one Diaz.


HEAR, HEAR!
 
2013-01-26 09:58:48 PM  
10-9 Mighty Mouse, 29-28.  Still anybody's fight.
 
2013-01-26 09:58:49 PM  
3rd to DJ, I have Johnson up 29-28.
 
2013-01-26 09:59:10 PM  
Damn close round.
giving it to Dodson, but just barely.

29-28 Dodson
 
2013-01-26 09:59:13 PM  
Oh, NOW we go ringside!
 
2013-01-26 09:59:28 PM  

The Bestest: I'd take 10 Dodsons over one Diaz.


I like taunting from guys who don't do it as an act.

I don't like the clowning/funny laugh/posing thing.

I am a Diaz nutswinger, though, so I admit my ridiculous bias outright.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:17 PM  
Dodson needs some TDD.
 
2013-01-26 10:00:44 PM  
Dodson needs to work on his ground game. OO Illegal knee
 
2013-01-26 10:00:53 PM  
Lame illegal knee
 
2013-01-26 10:01:11 PM  
"Am I ugly?"

LOLOL
 
2013-01-26 10:01:32 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 10:01:35 PM  
Look at me with your bad eye. Am I ugly?
 
2013-01-26 10:01:39 PM  

Farkin' Uke: The Bestest: Testiclaw: I just hate the clowning stuff. Doesn't need to be a badass or anything, just normal.

I'd take 10 Dodsons over one Diaz.

HEAR, HEAR!



nate diaz looks really sickly and maybe a lil "methy" to me. The sunken cheeks. the anger.
 
2013-01-26 10:01:39 PM  
what a fark up.
 
2013-01-26 10:02:04 PM  
Fox REALLY does not need to have their free night of fights to end by one of the lamest illegal knees ever...
 
2013-01-26 10:02:19 PM  

cookiefleck: nate diaz looks really sickly and maybe a lil "methy" to me.


Pescetarianism and triathalon training.
 
2013-01-26 10:02:30 PM  
I think the Delay really helps Dobson.
 
2013-01-26 10:02:49 PM  
He can apologize all he wants for kicking Dodson dirty like that, but the damage has been done. Hopefully it isn't going to be a factor in the fight.
 
2013-01-26 10:03:09 PM  

cookiefleck: Farkin' Uke: The Bestest: Testiclaw: I just hate the clowning stuff. Doesn't need to be a badass or anything, just normal.

I'd take 10 Dodsons over one Diaz.

HEAR, HEAR!


nate diaz looks really sickly and maybe a lil "methy" to me. The sunken cheeks. the anger.


The slurry lisp thing? Kna am thayn?
 
2013-01-26 10:03:19 PM  
like the "am i ugly?"
 
2013-01-26 10:03:46 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Fox REALLY does not need to have their free night of fights to end by one of the lamest illegal knees ever...


That one was especially bad because it wasn't accidental, it was a solid knee and Dodson legitimately was making himself "self" from it with his hand on the mat.

He was relying on his fight IQ and the rules to protect him, and rightfully so, but he ate a knee anyway.

I think I would have taken a point because the other guy is experienced enough to know better.
 
2013-01-26 10:03:47 PM  
was a point taken? didn't hear
 
2013-01-26 10:04:11 PM  

Testiclaw: Dodson needs some TDD.


Dodson has it in spades. Did you not see the 100% takedown defense graphic before this fight? 4/11 when Johnson normally gets takedowns with ease with his foot work on the last graphic. Johnson is just that good of a takedown artist.
 
2013-01-26 10:04:39 PM  

Testiclaw: cookiefleck: nate diaz looks really sickly and maybe a lil "methy" to me.

Pescetarianism and triathalon training.


Nate Diaz is very skilled and has incredible cardio, but he gets ragdolled by stronger fighters (DHK, Rory, Bendo).  It wouldn't hurt to put on a little muscle.  At worst he can only fight 16 rounds in a row, instead of 20.
 
2013-01-26 10:04:39 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: He can apologize all he wants for kicking Dodson dirty like that, but the damage has been done. Hopefully it isn't going to be a factor in the fight.


There's only a small amount of people in the weight class, and Dodson's done enough to be worthy of a fairly quick rematch if he loses.
 
2013-01-26 10:04:40 PM  
Looks like Dodson is bleedin
 
2013-01-26 10:04:57 PM  

Farkin' Uke: The slurry lisp thing? Kna am thayn?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-26 10:05:21 PM  
Dodson is getting gassed.
 
2013-01-26 10:05:45 PM  
Strategy:  Bleed all over the canvas so your opponent slips.
 
2013-01-26 10:05:52 PM  
Blood!