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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
    More: Cool, UFC, Thomas Dodson, Rampage Jackson, United Center, PM ET, prelims, flyweight, Donald Cerrone  
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hulk hogan meat shoes
2013-01-26 09:42:20 PM
cookiefleck: Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.

oh, thought you meant Melissa

Well she does.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:44:02 PM
Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:44:14 PM
It's like watching 2 middle schoolers fight live in national TV.
 
Flappyhead
2013-01-26 09:44:51 PM
10-9 Johnson
 
The Bestest [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:44:54 PM
Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?

yeah. Flyweight title fight
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:45:01 PM
Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?

Si, midget fight is the main.
 
emtbiz
2013-01-26 09:45:15 PM
i bet McCarthy is thinking, i can kick both these guy's asses
 
The Bestest [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:45:29 PM
Flappyhead: 10-9 Johnson

concur
 
RepoManTSM
2013-01-26 09:45:33 PM
10-9 Johnson
 
Testiclaw
2013-01-26 09:45:38 PM
Dude, another shrink-the-screen-before-the-fight-is-over and not let us hear the corner bullshiat.

Fark this.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:45:49 PM
10-9 Mighty mouse.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:45:52 PM
10-9 Johnson, though it was close
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:46:06 PM
The Bestest: Earguy: Just turned it on, is this the main event?  Going on until 10 eastern?

yeah. Flyweight title fight

Seems odd, but why not let the little guys have the spotlight, I guess.
 
Malky
2013-01-26 09:46:12 PM
They should prolly not put the biggest ref with the two smallest guys. It just looks like Im watching kids fighting.
 
CreativeFarkHandle
2013-01-26 09:46:25 PM
Not sure who to give it to.
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:46:26 PM
Hi Genie,

i280.photobucket.com
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:46:33 PM
Rey Mysterio would kick both of their asses
 
hulk hogan meat shoes
2013-01-26 09:46:33 PM
I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.
 
emtbiz
2013-01-26 09:47:17 PM
McCarthy is probably thinking fe fi fo fum
 
M0nk3yK!ng [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:47:22 PM
Why is Dodson running away as the challenger?
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:47:36 PM
hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.

If I had a money to buy a Dart, I'll get a Scion FR-S instead.
 
Testiclaw
2013-01-26 09:47:50 PM
eddievercetti: Hi Genie,

[i280.photobucket.com image 850x531]

HARROW.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:48:16 PM
Dodson looks good just popping in and out with shots, but isn't so good in the clinch.
 
skinbubble [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:48:17 PM
Bam!
 
Flragnararch
2013-01-26 09:48:46 PM
hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?

Yes.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:48:47 PM
new champ coming?
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:48:49 PM
Boom! Headshot.
 
Malky
2013-01-26 09:49:05 PM
They prolly wanna make money with ads at the same time not having to worry about the beep button for the corners.
 
emtbiz
2013-01-26 09:49:08 PM
come on McCarthy, choke slam one of these midgets
 
Farkin' Uke
2013-01-26 09:49:09 PM
domino324: What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?

I hate when people don't understand how simple "over/under" is and still fark it up, but the joke itself is gold
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:49:18 PM
FALCON PUNCH!
 
Flappyhead
2013-01-26 09:49:19 PM
That's twice now Dodson has had a chance to go for the finish. Sooner or later passing on those will cost you.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:50:23 PM
hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.

My sister had a '73 Dart with the "Starsky and Hutch" stripe.  Kinda like this but in brown metal-fleck paint, and without the oversized tires.  Ah, the 70s.

s3.racingjunk.com
 
The Bestest [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:51:26 PM
10-9 Dodson, 19-19
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:51:47 PM
I have to give it to Dodson, 10-9

even after two, 19-19
 
RepoManTSM
2013-01-26 09:51:51 PM
Rd 2 to Dobson, 19-19.
 
Flappyhead
2013-01-26 09:51:51 PM
10-9 Dodson. He needs to go for the win. If he lets Johnson get settled he's going to get picked apart.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:51:57 PM
10-9 Dodson, 19-19.  Looks like Dodson has the timing down.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:52:09 PM
10-9 Dodson. 19-19.
 
eddievercetti
2013-01-26 09:52:45 PM
Earguy: hulk hogan meat shoes: I'd get a Dart if I had money. And if I didn't have the fear that they'd be complete lemons.

My sister had a '73 Dart with the "Starsky and Hutch" stripe.  Kinda like this but in brown metal-fleck paint, and without the oversized tires.  Ah, the 70s.

[s3.racingjunk.com image 400x300]

That's the problem with the Dart now, it's like they wanted to bring the Neon back but since the Charger and Challenger are doing well, they just renamed to the Dart.
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:53:19 PM
GYMKATA!
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:53:25 PM
Since we all seem to agree on the scoring so far, it means the judges will fark it up if it goes that far
 
Farkin' Uke
2013-01-26 09:53:27 PM
Farkin' Uke: domino324: What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?

I hate when people don't understand how simple "over/under" is and still fark it up, but the joke itself is gold

Just reread your post and I very humbly apologize. Cut me some slack, though, because how many times do you read "What's the over/under on [yes/no question]?"

/Fuggit, I'm drunk
//Just call me rotsky
 
Flappyhead
2013-01-26 09:53:45 PM
Nut shot.
 
The Bestest [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:54:03 PM
NUT SHOT
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:54:05 PM
So, after this, Showtime has boxing on, if we want to switch over.  Anything else on that might be better?
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:54:09 PM
ooooooh, nutshot
 
hulk hogan meat shoes
2013-01-26 09:54:19 PM
Nut shot!
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 09:54:24 PM
NUTSHOT!
 
CreativeFarkHandle
2013-01-26 09:54:29 PM
Not sure that it was nut shot.
 
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