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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
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2013-01-26 09:27:16 PM
awwww, they fixed Menafee's booth.. wait, no they didn't, they're on the floor, lol
 
2013-01-26 09:27:44 PM
So are flyweights just farking crazy or what?
 
2013-01-26 09:27:49 PM
I don't quite understand the hate towards Rampage--the man has been entertaining us for over a decade, largely for free. I hope his sunset is several borderline retarded Hollywood blockbusters requiring a shart-talking Black guy who also rips regular humans in half. Like The Story of Riki-Oh, updated for western sensibilities.


//also, I do still love watching him eat his words in the octagon.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:13 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.


I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...
 
2013-01-26 09:28:42 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: So are flyweights just farking crazy or what?


short answer: yes
 
2013-01-26 09:28:51 PM
Time for the little guys!
 
2013-01-26 09:29:11 PM

Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...


Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:01 PM
Little guy time!
 
2013-01-26 09:30:59 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.


And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:44 PM
Is his entourage wearing custom hockey jerseys?
 
2013-01-26 09:32:17 PM
Flyweights! Like watching midget wrestling, but slightly more legitimate.
 
2013-01-26 09:32:22 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.


Well....of course there is no way to get purer than the fount from which all the world's most distilled, most retarded judging springs forth from! XD
 
2013-01-26 09:32:46 PM
Dodson is pretty good but he is so farking annoying
 
2013-01-26 09:33:15 PM
Why do the fight doctors look like cops?
 
2013-01-26 09:34:16 PM

jimmythrust: I don't quite understand the hate towards Rampage--the man has been entertaining us for over a decade, largely for free. I hope his sunset is several borderline retarded Hollywood blockbusters requiring a shart-talking Black guy who also rips regular humans in half. Like The Story of Riki-Oh, updated for western sensibilities.


//also, I do still love watching him eat his words in the octagon.


I think its cause he's kind of stupid. He constantly contradicts himself, uses the, 'I try to be an exciting fighter' to excuse holes in his game, and all the little hings adding up outside of the cage, the monster truck, the criminal record, trt etc etc.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:19 PM
For all the constant hype of Mighty Mouse being the fastest fighter in the UFC, I'm pretty sure Dodson's faster.
 
2013-01-26 09:34:26 PM
He should come out to "Here I Come To Save the Day."
 
2013-01-26 09:34:52 PM
Sponsored by Xbox and Pop Rocks, apparently.

I've probably heard both these guys on Black Ops 2 multiplayer at one point.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:13 PM
both of these guys are maybe 2 to 3 inches taller than me. Basically, younger asian sister's height.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:15 PM

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.

And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.


Due to the multiculturality* of the Olympics, I'm pretty sure that they are required to allow some judges to vote based on a decapitated chicken in a pen with gridded results spray painted on the floor. Wherever the chicken's body drops is what the gods ordain to be truth!

*fark you Firefox, that's a perfectly cromulant word
 
2013-01-26 09:35:21 PM

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: hulk hogan meat shoes: Farkin' Uke: Who in the flying blue fark gave a round to Rampage?!?!?

I thought it was unanimous.

I was mixing another drink but I definitely heard 29-28 on someone's card. It is unanimous that Glover WON, but one of the judges thought that Rampage won one of the rounds. THAT is your crash course in the awful, terrible, no-good, really bad judges in this sport...

Can't be worse/more corrupt that boxing scores. The Olympics were a travesty this year.

And Tim Bradley vs. Manny was the worst decision I have ever seen.


Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.
 
2013-01-26 09:35:59 PM

Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.


For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?
 
2013-01-26 09:36:24 PM

cookiefleck: both of these guys are maybe 2 to 3 inches taller than me. Basically, younger asian sister's height.


My sister is 4'8-9, she envies all tall people.

/My entrance music: Take the Long Way Home by Supertramp.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:46 PM
Five foot three each. My mom is taller.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:50 PM
This is like watching Prince and Prince's clone fight.
 
2013-01-26 09:38:00 PM
Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:38:40 PM
IT'S TIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2013-01-26 09:38:54 PM

quiotu: This is like watching Prince and Prince's clone fight.


Loser makes the pancakes
 
2013-01-26 09:38:55 PM
Hi Mom!
 
2013-01-26 09:38:57 PM
McCarthy's been losing weight, maybe 1 and 99/100th's their weight.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:13 PM
Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...
 
2013-01-26 09:39:20 PM

Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.


mean, but true.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:23 PM
McCarthy is reffing this? Flyweights look less comical when the ref doesn't outweigh both fighters combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:40 PM
I never thought I'd use the word "feminine" to describe a UCF fighter but that wave...just...never mind.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:03 PM
Is this midget fighting?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:08 PM
Midget fight!
 
2013-01-26 09:40:10 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...


Are you 5`3 as well?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:27 PM
Shoulder height mini fight
 
2013-01-26 09:40:29 PM
So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?
 
2013-01-26 09:40:33 PM

Testiclaw: Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.

For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?


Essentially it was "I don't think we got this one." and a lot of worried looks.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:13 PM
so.. exactly what demo was Pop Rocks going after when they decided to sponsor a UFC fighter?
 
2013-01-26 09:41:16 PM
this is like watching a couple of ripped 9th graders having an epic after school fight
 
2013-01-26 09:41:16 PM

Flappyhead: Testiclaw: Flappyhead: Loved the corner audio of Bradley after the final bell vs his post fight presser.

For those of us that don't catch a lot of boxing, what was the corner audio like?

Essentially it was "I don't think we got this one." and a lot of worried looks.


Heh.
 
2013-01-26 09:41:45 PM

Flappyhead: Ha, MaCarthy prolly weighs more than both fighters combined.


oh, thought you meant Melissa
 
2013-01-26 09:41:54 PM
These are some fast little dudes.

/ weigh a bit more than both of them combined.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:03 PM

skinbubble: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jesus, I weigh 100 pounds more than Dodson.

now I feel fat...

Are you 5`3 as well?


no, i'm a li'l taller than that.

but still fat.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:04 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?


You -can-, but that's a good way to get caught and laid on your ass.
 
2013-01-26 09:42:06 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: So can you come running out with a flying knee or is that frowned upon?


Yeah you can do that
 
2013-01-26 09:42:06 PM
Midget Fight!
 
2013-01-26 09:42:11 PM
What's the over/under on the number of times Big John's head will be in the shot during this fight?
 
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