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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
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2013-01-26 08:42:02 PM  
Darn.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:03 PM  
Wow bas must be smiling somewhere
 
2013-01-26 08:42:15 PM  
YES!
 
2013-01-26 08:42:19 PM  
Pettis is one of the most entertaining fighters I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:31 PM  
Kick to the Liver, ouch.
 
2013-01-26 08:42:37 PM  

quiotu: How do you like your ribs?!


Broken
 
2013-01-26 08:42:52 PM  
He looked scared of you now Cowboy?
 
2013-01-26 08:43:13 PM  
Good on him for not hitting the dude in the back of the head when he was down like seems to happen a lot lately.
 
2013-01-26 08:43:17 PM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.

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2013-01-26 08:43:41 PM  
Rock has 4 movies coming this month?
 
2013-01-26 08:44:20 PM  

Muffin'sTop: Wow bas must be smiling somewhere


LEEVER KEEK would totally be on the list if Bas was commentator. Florian and other guy too boring to remember had their shot already. Make it happen Dana
 
2013-01-26 08:44:29 PM  

eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?


Why couldn't they all come out in October?

/ROCKtober.
 
2013-01-26 08:44:39 PM  

The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully


Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.
 
2013-01-26 08:45:22 PM  
I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!
 
2013-01-26 08:45:43 PM  
At least this loser is able to stand for the announcement.
 
2013-01-26 08:45:43 PM  
So does Pettis wait for winner of Bendo-Melendez or does he fight somebody else?
 
2013-01-26 08:46:00 PM  

freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.


Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?
 
2013-01-26 08:47:27 PM  
Well at least this stuff moves swiftly.
 
2013-01-26 08:47:36 PM  

eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?


And he's going to win the WWE Championship.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:15 PM  
If the next two fights are as fast as these two, what fight will they probably show from the prelims to fill in for time?
 
2013-01-26 08:48:29 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


I don't know the guy playing Maclains son but he's not Shiat Lebeef, which is automatically an upgrade.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:34 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


I don't think John vs. F-22 had the same effect as nuking the fridge.

/Last Exoticism 2? Only not found footage? Okay.
 
2013-01-26 08:48:40 PM  

quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?


See I got the Unrated edition on DVD and I never saw the theater or anything else. Movie was fine for me. They're all good. I'd say second one is best.
 
2013-01-26 08:49:37 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!


This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'
 
2013-01-26 08:50:06 PM  

RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.


Dude, I'm going to the Rumble tomorrow, don't make me feel like crap.

/Already knew it, I just want to see if it's true.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:14 PM  

RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.


So he can drop it to Cena.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:57 PM  

Flappyhead: RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.

So he can drop it to Cena.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-26 08:51:02 PM  

Flragnararch: quiotu: freeforever: The Bestest: freeforever: Anybody know what the new "Die Hard" movie will be rated?

R, thankfully

Yeah, they're stressing that point in the advertising. Making amends for selling out last time.

Please, they're taking the Die Hard's the same route they took the Indiana Jones movies... look how good THAT turned out for the fans?

See I got the Unrated edition on DVD and I never saw the theater or anything else. Movie was fine for me. They're all good. I'd say second one is best.


Oh come on! It's gotta be With a Vengeance! Do you know how many drinks I won off of that 4 gallon riddle?!? I have a monetary obligation to hold that movie above the rest but you also can't underestimate the Sammy L effect
 
2013-01-26 08:52:05 PM  
Joe Rogan looks like a shaved nut.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:34 PM  

Flragnararch: They're all good. I'd say second one is best.


Dennis Franz is no Carl Winslow.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:47 PM  

quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'


That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way
 
2013-01-26 08:53:33 PM  
Please to be noting most, if not all, of Jacksons highlights are from a minimum of 4-5 years ago.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:38 PM  

Flappyhead: RepoManTSM: eddievercetti: Rock has 4 movies coming this month?

And he's going to win the WWE Championship.

So he can drop it to Cena.


Fun fact about Cena: He shaves his legs. I know this because he sat behind me at a Tampa Bay Rays game two years ago and his knee brushed against the back of my neck. It felt prickly.

Didn't hate it.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:43 PM  
Was that Randall "Tex" Cobb fighting Teixiera there? The guy with the mustache.
 
2013-01-26 08:53:57 PM  
Martial Arts Pimp?
 
2013-01-26 08:54:30 PM  

Farkin' Uke: quiotu: Farkin' Uke: I said God DAMN! I love me some body shot finishes! I don't even think it was broken ribs that ended that. Your liver filters all of the terrible shiat that you imbibe and that hit looked like it hit it on the button. All that terribleness goes spraying back out into your body and you've got no option but to crumple to the ground!

This is a terrific time to quote Seanbaby...

'But what many people don't understand is what it's like to get hit in the liver. It's the liver's job to filter toxins out of your body. And when somebody's left hand or foot slams into it, it's like every cocktail you ever drank, every poisonous insect that crawled in your mouth while you slept... they're all released back into your body at the same time. The end result is a lot like getting knocked out, only you're awake for it. Your arms and legs stop working and you see an Indian with an extra horse beckoning you into the woods.'

That's fantastic and you can consider it swiped! I'll never describe a liver hit another way


Hell dude read the whole thing sometime. It's solid gold the whole way through.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:31 PM  

Flappyhead: Please to be noting most, if not all, of Jacksons highlights are from a minimum of 4-5 years ago.


Well he was a beast half a decade ago.
 
2013-01-26 08:54:45 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.

Oh yeah.

Guys, if you liked getting fark email notifications from the list that looked like this:

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Email psychicdeath99 and sign up for the conventional email list he is creating to notify farkers of an mma thread. My notifications posts were getting deleted, so we're working around it offsite.

Any idea why they were being deleted?


I guess just because it is technically against the rules to call out a farker who is not already in the thread. And we probably have some moderators who do everything by the book, even though people wanted to be notified. Oh well. We can work around it.
 
2013-01-26 08:55:16 PM  
Wifi finally back.

Somewhere, Bas Rutten has the wierdest boner after watching the Cerrone-Pettis fight.

/ LEEEEEVER KICK!
 
2013-01-26 08:55:33 PM  
Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.
 
2013-01-26 08:56:02 PM  
Is anyone gonna watch the Daytona 500 only because it's the only race where all hell breaks loose?
 
2013-01-26 08:56:57 PM  
I should never pick fights on FX or Fox. I am the worst on those events. lol
 
2013-01-26 08:57:38 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


That's just FOX.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:40 PM  
love Seanbaby, very smart guy.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:41 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


Welcome to Fox Sports, home of commercials every 10 minutes and horrible robot CGI.
 
2013-01-26 08:57:50 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Jesus, this thing has more ads than a football game.


well, two fights ended in the first round, and gremlins took out the booth
 
2013-01-26 08:58:09 PM  
Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?
 
2013-01-26 08:58:43 PM  
ok, nevermind.. they gave us commercials instead of Rampage's walkout. Thanks, Fox.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:20 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Rampage walks around with a giant link of chains around his neck?


That's his thing. He stops and howls every few steps too.
 
2013-01-26 08:59:23 PM  
Ah. I was wondering if there were cut men in this sport. Though I'm guessing that most fights that draw blood end fairly soon after said blood is shed.
 
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