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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 6, featuring Johnson vs Dodson for the flyweight title. Plus, Rampage Jackson in his final UFC fight. Facebook prelim at 4:30 PM ET, FX prelims at 5 PM ET, and main card on Fox at 8 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 712
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2013-01-26 08:04:46 PM
quick go to commercial lol
 
2013-01-26 08:04:49 PM
Good job Fox
 
2013-01-26 08:05:14 PM
LOL, they dodged an F-Bomb bullet there.
 
2013-01-26 08:05:35 PM
I hope Bruce Willis doesn't start a Pussy Riot in Moscow. That kind of thing gets you sent to the Gulag.
 
2013-01-26 08:05:54 PM
Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.
 
2013-01-26 08:06:46 PM
sounded like he was doing the chris farley chest pounding bit he used to do...
 
2013-01-26 08:06:59 PM
I'm not sure *CLICK* *THUD* if it's just me or *CLICK* *THUD* what bu *CLICK* *THUD*
 
2013-01-26 08:07:19 PM
GOLDBERG, save us?
 
2013-01-26 08:07:25 PM

greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.


I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?
 
2013-01-26 08:07:46 PM
It's a conspiracy to deny us of our Curt Menafee!
 
2013-01-26 08:08:41 PM

greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.


HI-OH!
 
2013-01-26 08:09:23 PM
I don't think Goldberg will finish tonight, his voice is already strained.
 
2013-01-26 08:10:35 PM
Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'
 
2013-01-26 08:12:03 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?


Jackson used to a top star. Problem is he got lazy(well, lazier) and the 205 division passed him by.
 
2013-01-26 08:12:13 PM
Capoeira?
 
2013-01-26 08:12:50 PM
NoS AND PITBULL ALL THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!
 
2013-01-26 08:13:06 PM
So we get one of the Koch brothers against Lorenzo Lamas? Interesting.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:02 PM

cookiefleck: NoS AND PITBULL ALL THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!


well, they were supposed to fill so much time with Curt Menafee, but gremlins prevented that, so we get to see the stupid Nos/GSP commercial 15 more times.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:09 PM
Gooooooood evening everybody!

Flyers are walking over FLA 3-0 after the 1st so I'll be switching that screen over to Fark. Sister's kids were over and those little rug rats finally cleared out after dinner but I missed most of the Prelims. Anything Earth shattering in those fights? Anything must see that I should look for?
 
2013-01-26 08:15:33 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars.



That was more than a few years ago. In fact Rampage's best work was in the now defunct Pride FC.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:43 PM

Muffin'sTop: Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'


Be sure to keep your reciprocal functions in order.
 
2013-01-26 08:15:59 PM
Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?
 
2013-01-26 08:16:28 PM

Flappyhead: hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars. Granted, I don't have much experience with the sport.

What? Joe Rogan from NewsRadio is a UFC announcer? What?

Jackson used to a top star. Problem is he got lazy(well, lazier) and the 205 division passed him by.


It was more than laziness. He got injured and older and being lazy makes it harder to overcome that.
 
2013-01-26 08:17:53 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Most fights are 3 rounds of 5 minutes each except for title fights and main events, which are 5 rounds.
 
2013-01-26 08:18:05 PM
Koch must have been trained by JCVD. Nothing but kicks.
 
2013-01-26 08:18:58 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Championship matches are 5x5 minute rounds with 1 minute breaks. Most others are 3x5 minutes. Headline fights are usually 5 rounds if both fighters agree.
 
2013-01-26 08:19:15 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Do fights vary in length like boxing matches? Like how some are scheduled for 12 rounds and some for ten?


Yep. Standard fight is 3 five minutes rounds, main events and title fights are 5.
 
2013-01-26 08:19:35 PM
No stoppages/penalties for stalling?
 
2013-01-26 08:20:26 PM

psychicdeath99: Working on an email notification list for Fark MMA threads, since apparently Fark is now filtering out the in-thread notification list. If you want to be notified of fight threads, just shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. E-mail address in my profile.


Oh yeah.

Guys, if you liked getting fark email notifications from the list that looked like this:

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Email psychicdeath99 and sign up for the conventional email list he is creating to notify farkers of an mma thread. My notifications posts were getting deleted, so we're working around it offsite.
 
2013-01-26 08:20:30 PM

Flappyhead: Muffin'sTop: Sup homies! Here I am watching the fights while trying to 'prove that if p is prime, then modulo p, every nonzero number has a unique multiplicative inverse'

Be sure to keep your reciprocal functions in order.


That wont help here, but I appreciate any help I can get
 
2013-01-26 08:21:15 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?


Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:31 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?


If a fighter has another on the ground or against the cage and pretty much does nothing, the ref will separate them or stand them up.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:38 PM
10-9 Lamas.
 
2013-01-26 08:21:47 PM

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: greasefire11: Or, we could stay on FX and watch The A-team. (East Coast)  That way, we can see Rampage win a fight.

I thought Rampage was supposed to be one of the UFCs stars.


That was more than a few years ago. In fact Rampage's best work was in the now defunct Pride FC.



I'm well aware of this fact but for some reason I still always love watching Rampage's fights and wait with bated breath for a powerbomb or sick knockout hook...

They never seem to come ;(

Rampage hasn't been the same since even before he was involved in that hit and run in Vegas. Your dumbass is riding in a lifted pickup that has your farking name and picture painted on the side and you hit and run?!? Brain damage is the only story that makes sense...
 
2013-01-26 08:22:14 PM

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.


Looked like some stalling to me (coming from a wrestling background) when they were up against the cage.
 
2013-01-26 08:22:15 PM
Missed half of the round, so no score.
 
2013-01-26 08:22:44 PM
I gave the round to Koch, but really, neither of them are doing anything
 
2013-01-26 08:23:33 PM

Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.


Although the Unified Rules do allow the ref to take points for timidity. Rarely used, though.
 
2013-01-26 08:23:51 PM
This will be a dull fight until Koch finally lands one of those kicks.
 
2013-01-26 08:24:17 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Klippoklondike: hulk hogan meat shoes: No stoppages/penalties for stalling?

Nah, they did that in the now defunct promotion Pride, fining fightings a small part of their purse if they stalled.  In the UFC the ref will just separate fighters when stalling happens.

Looked like some stalling to me (coming from a wrestling background) when they were up against the cage.


Yeah it happens from time to time.  Some refs are better than others at spotting it and splitting them up.
 
2013-01-26 08:24:34 PM
Two wrong moves sometimes make one right
 
2013-01-26 08:24:57 PM
Wow. Koch is done.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:10 PM
Damn.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:17 PM
Farklk
 
2013-01-26 08:25:21 PM
BLOOD!
 
2013-01-26 08:25:32 PM
BLOOD FOR GHE BLOOD GOD!

Lamas surprised me. Good finish.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:33 PM
I meant Lamas.. dammit.. and Lamas gets the stoppage to make my mistake look even worse
 
2013-01-26 08:25:34 PM
Lorenzo Lamas! The Renegade!
 
2013-01-26 08:25:36 PM
I was hoping Lamas would put Koch in the sharp shooter.

Brutal elbows.
 
2013-01-26 08:25:42 PM
"You've got red on you..."
 
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