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2013-01-26 05:24:12 PM  

mediablitz: Any of you non-qual dink pukes sign up for ufc.com/fantasy?

This tapology stuff is FINE, but that's the REAL thing.

/laughed twice typing that


I'll have to check it out later.
 
2013-01-26 05:24:29 PM  

cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.


That's weird.  Not a problem I've had before.  Haven  you e-mailed them about it?
 
2013-01-26 05:24:32 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Natal.


Dude's kinda cro magnon looking

Neo Natal...
 
2013-01-26 05:25:09 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: Any of you non-qual dink pukes sign up for ufc.com/fantasy?

This tapology stuff is FINE, but that's the REAL thing.

/laughed twice typing that

I'll have to check it out later.


Looks like only the PPV's. No rush.
 
2013-01-26 05:26:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.

That's weird.  Not a problem I've had before.  Haven  you e-mailed them about it?


not yet, but i will. It's weird.
 
2013-01-26 05:27:39 PM  

mediablitz: psychicdeath99: 10-9 Natal.

Dude's kinda cro magnon looking

Neo Natal...


So that's who donated all those newborn units in hospitals. Tennis, MMA, and philantropy. Is there anything Natal can't do? Next thing you know, they'll name part of South Africa after him.
 
2013-01-26 05:28:36 PM  
Saved by the bell. 10-9 Natal. 20-18.
 
2013-01-26 05:30:31 PM  
First two fights have been entertaining, but REALLY lopsided.

ronireports.com
 
2013-01-26 05:30:50 PM  
Crucifix, then elbow elbow elbow.
 
2013-01-26 05:31:54 PM  
Tap tap tap.
 
2013-01-26 05:32:06 PM  
Nice finish
 
2013-01-26 05:32:17 PM  
Wow, that guy is annoying as shiat.
 
2013-01-26 05:32:40 PM  
That was a seriously quiet "it is all over"

I have a great body too, biatch...
 
2013-01-26 05:33:24 PM  
Nice sub. Annoying as fark celebrating for the camera.
 
2013-01-26 05:38:04 PM  
Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?
 
2013-01-26 05:39:50 PM  

psychicdeath99: Nice sub. Annoying as fark celebrating for the camera.


"i've got a good body, a hot girlfriend, good credit, my dog is housebroken, my shiat don't stink..."

he went on and on...
 
2013-01-26 05:39:53 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX


Really old, or super poor?

/important
 
2013-01-26 05:41:22 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-01-26 05:41:50 PM  

mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important


Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.
 
2013-01-26 05:42:58 PM  
After 2 fights, I see I am dealing with professionals.

Consider this your one week grace period...
 
2013-01-26 05:43:34 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important

Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.


Thanks for making me feel old..
 
2013-01-26 05:43:45 PM  
Hammer fist of doom!

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-26 05:44:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?


Read this for a few minutes and don't click away or you'll be lost for hours.


For a more detailed story go find Big John McCarthy's book

www.fightlinker.com


That guy has been there since UFC 2. Fascinating stuff.

Welcome to the thread
 
2013-01-26 05:44:21 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?


Since there's no time for you to watch early UFC and Pride events as a primer, probably can't go wrong with just wikipedia for mixed martial arts. Fuel TV did a few "UFC 101" shows to explain the basics, but since you don't have cable, that's no help.

Short version is boxing, wrestling, jiu jitsu and other martial arts combined. Win by knockout, submission (joint locks or chokes) or judges decision.
 
2013-01-26 05:44:48 PM  
"Batten Rouge"??!!?!?

Bat ON Rouge, biatch!!!
 
2013-01-26 05:45:12 PM  

mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: mediablitz: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX

Really old, or super poor?

/important

Not super poor, but definitely trying to save money. Right out of school and in my first real job and all.

Thanks for making me feel old..


Does it help if I specify that it was grad school?
 
2013-01-26 05:45:42 PM  

Klippoklondike: Hammer fist of doom!


They should have made such a devastating move illegal. That's just scary.
 
2013-01-26 05:46:35 PM  

One Bad Apple: hulk hogan meat shoes: Don't have cable so I can't watch on FX, but I will be watching the main stuff on Fox. Problem is, I've never watched UFC. Anyone nice enough to fill me in on some background or point me to a place that will explain the basics?

Read this for a few minutes and don't click away or you'll be lost for hours.


For a more detailed story go find Big John McCarthy's book




That guy has been there since UFC 2. Fascinating stuff.

Welcome to the thread


Good book. Bought it when it came out.
 
2013-01-26 05:48:29 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Does it help if I specify that it was grad school?


I wasted my money on my MBA. What do YOU think?
 
2013-01-26 05:49:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: Good book. Bought it when it came out.


As someone who was pissed when the early UFC's got pulled from PPV, I need to read that.
 
2013-01-26 05:49:55 PM  
10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.
 
2013-01-26 05:50:46 PM  
Thanks, everyone. I have some familiarity with it (I've seen bits here and there on TV) but had no idea about how the Gracies pretty much screwed it up or saved it forever (depending on how you feel about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I guess). That part did clue me in as to why it's not a free for all bloodbath like K1 is.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:06 PM  
Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?
 
2013-01-26 05:51:22 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.


He is a punching bag with power, kind of like Roy Nelson but with no personality.  I think his gas tank is ok though.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:43 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.


...
 
2013-01-26 05:51:45 PM  

cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.


www.tapology.com
I can see your picks.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:55 PM  
Eye poke!
 
2013-01-26 05:53:18 PM  
Ok, a complete reversal from round 1
 
2013-01-26 05:55:17 PM  
Last few were right to the back of the brain stem.
 
2013-01-26 05:55:17 PM  
well, that's that
 
2013-01-26 05:55:45 PM  
Nice finish from Jordan.  Russow is annoying, so good on him.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:07 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Russow. Hope he doesn't gas.


Hope no more.

Rare indeed for HW. He just gave up.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:09 PM  
Russow blew his load in the first. Nothing left for the second and gets pummelled.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:27 PM  

Testiclaw: Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?


You hate America or something?!
 
paj
2013-01-26 05:56:29 PM  

Testiclaw: Is that tattoo an American flag with a tiger leaping towards Jesus who is wearing football pads?

The fark?


He's a former LSU fullback. Still a dumb tat.
 
2013-01-26 05:56:52 PM  
That was the most clear HW conditioning win I have seen in a LONG time.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:08 PM  

violentsalvation: cookiefleck: I made my picks early today and locked them inand left to run errands. I come back home to post them and tapology has a green message that says "something went wrong, please make your pics again.And now it's too late. Boo. 2nd time it's happened.

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]
I can see your picks.


oh wow. thank you so much. I dunno what's goin on anymore.
 
2013-01-26 05:57:41 PM  

Testiclaw: hulk hogan meat shoes: free for all bloodbath like K1 is.

...


What? K1 has had some wicked KOs. And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.
 
2013-01-26 05:59:42 PM  

mediablitz: That was the most clear HW conditioning win I have seen in a LONG time.


Yup. Two straight losses for Russow. Time to lose the doughboy physique.
 
2013-01-26 06:00:13 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: And there's virtually no strategy despite kick and punch.


It's all in the mind.
 
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