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(Billboard)   Morrissey in the hospital. I know, I know, it's serious   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, Morrissey, Michigan, bladder infection  
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2985 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Jan 2013 at 4:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 04:53:07 PM  
5 votes:
It's okay. Robert Smith has The Cure.
2013-01-26 04:17:10 PM  
4 votes:
This is a good sign; once he's out of office, the people of Egypt will finally be free!
2013-01-26 10:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
Morrissey's solo career proves what a genius Johnny Marr is.
2013-01-26 08:05:15 PM  
2 votes:
There is a light that never goes out... and it's been inserted up his urethra to get a better look.
2013-01-26 05:13:09 PM  
2 votes:
Let's hope the hospital staff treats him with compassion and dignity. He is human and he needs to be loved just like everybody else does.
2013-01-26 04:57:15 PM  
2 votes:
A bladder infection in such a huge coont is unsurprising.
2013-01-26 02:34:54 PM  
2 votes:
Irish blood, English heart, Infected bladder.
2013-01-27 07:46:19 AM  
1 vote:
Ok, let's get his family history. Any genetic illness?

"I am the son, I am the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar"

Anything else?

"I am the son, I am the heir of nothing in particular."

Mr. Morrissey, this is a rather odd way of giving your medical history.

"You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way"
2013-01-27 12:14:21 AM  
1 vote:

chrisco123: I hope he's farking OK. I saw him a few months ago and he totally kicked ass. The most talented writer & performer of his generation.

No BS...

2013-01-27 12:14:07 AM  
1 vote:
"so i went into the hospital with a sponge and a busted bladder, nurse said I know you and you cannot sing.....i said thats nothing you should watch me eat a banana".....
2013-01-26 10:46:58 PM  
1 vote:
I was supposed to be at the concert tonight. Actually, I was supposed to be there in October, but that got pushed back until today because Morrissey's mother was ill. This happened when I was supposed to see Depeche Mode too, though that date was never rescheduled. I guess the moral of the story is that you should never invite me to a concert.
2013-01-26 08:55:24 PM  
1 vote:
Did he get hit by a double-decker bus?
2013-01-26 08:33:36 PM  
1 vote:
I don't want to paint a vulgar picture, but let's hope his light never goes out, resulting in the queen being dead and the death of a disco dancer. If you ask me, I hope when it does happen, some pretty girls make his grave and a headmaster performs the ritual.

Okay, this joke isn't funny anymore and it's going to be a thorn in this boy's side.
2013-01-26 05:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-26 05:13:01 PM  
1 vote:

neilbradley: Infected Bladder is a great name for a band. Also, Morrissey, eat a farking steak and maybe you wouldn't have weird-assed health problems.

I always liked Swollen Colon for a band name.
2013-01-26 05:06:48 PM  
1 vote:
How soon is ow?
2013-01-26 04:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it can't be his appendix.

Because he hasn't got one.

/No, he hasn't got one, anymore.
2013-01-26 01:54:38 PM  
1 vote:
Lemme guess, Terminal Smug?
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