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(WFTV Orlando)   Prayer bill signed by Florida governor wins approval of high priest wearing goat horns and his four minions   ( divider line
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7523 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 1:04 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 12:41:33 PM  
7 votes:
2013-01-26 12:44:41 PM  
5 votes:
I know I'd be praying if I was in Florida.
2013-01-26 01:13:59 PM  
4 votes:
I wish this would happen, especially in that state: That a prominent politician, a war-hero, well-beloved in the Republican base, walked up in a podium, for whatever reason you might imagine, but it should be something involving the lines of: Family Values, Religion, guns, etc.

"My fellow state representatives, and to all the people that have bestowed their trust on me. I know we are living on dark times, when our President threatens to tear apart our civic liberties. When the country itself seems to be shifting towards dark, and terrible waters. My friends, I urge you, to pray and take action (people are roused up at these words)! To wake up, and to work for a brighter, and better tomorrow!.

I myself, am a veteran of war, I've seen the horrors of combat, but I have not complained about it! I relished it, every day I woke up and hope that one day, I would hope that, if I died, I would see my father again, and my mother, and my brothers and sisters, and all those that came before, back to the beginning, in the Halls of Valhala!".
2013-01-26 12:08:37 PM  
4 votes:
The comments are priceless.

These Satanists appear to be the new arm of the Odumbo FL Election Committee. Proof that Odumbo is an anti-Christ. We, the people, need to rise up against atheists and other anti-religion groups to quell the destruction of the fabric that holds this country together. If you come to the United States, you are accepting our country as a new home and should leave your radical ideas behind.
2013-01-26 11:41:01 AM  
4 votes:
Why is he wearing the minions subby?
2013-01-26 02:02:36 PM  
2 votes:
squints on your attempted shenanigans
2013-01-26 01:59:44 PM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning...
2013-01-26 01:48:35 PM  
2 votes:
The spokesman, Lucian Greaves of Cambridge, Mass., earlier this month was listed as the casting director on the Actors Access website in an ad seeking unpaid, non-union actors in Tallahassee for a "mockumentary" titled "The Satanic Temple."

Should have known he was a Masshole.
2013-01-26 01:20:22 PM  
2 votes:
/facepalm fails to convey how stupid an idea this is.
2013-01-26 01:16:04 PM  
2 votes:
Well Rick, you knew Satan was going to come to collect at some point.
2013-01-26 01:15:28 PM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: I think it's something like satanic midgets.

I believe "diabolical little people" is the preferred nomenclature....
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 12:38:10 PM  
2 votes:
Someone likes me!
2013-01-26 03:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
Minions? Do they have a union? How expensive are they? I'd love a few minions.

Oh, the religion issue? Religions suck - every last one of 'em. Yeah, even your's and your mom's.
Prayer? It's guided meditation and doesn't really do anything.
So in a nutshell, you're spending time, effort, emotion, a LOT of hot air and, money on a farce that was foisted on you because some woman a couple of thousand years ago was unfaithful and didn't want to get stoned to death for infidelity.
?Mark it zero!"
2013-01-26 03:40:32 PM  
1 vote:

Allen. The end.: And of course you would be the FIRST one to ever say anything eidiculous

...and a point for yourself, as well!

/when the hell's football, dammit?
2013-01-26 03:33:25 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: ten foiled hats: Got around to reading the comments. I think someone in there started drinking before I did. Pretty humorous.

Booze doesn't do that to you unless you're farked in the head to begin with. I'll not have you impugn booze like that!

I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid sh*t while drunk. (I've even typed some on fark!) I don't think I'm...well...

/point conceded
2013-01-26 03:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-26 02:44:17 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's great that this is a story about my esteemed governor signing a controversial piece of legislation and in the comments thread in that story everyone is losing their shiat and here we're talking about 1990s Death Metal.

I heart Fark
2013-01-26 02:27:04 PM  
1 vote:

david_gaithersburg: The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link

Nope, sorry.

The constitution says the "Congress shall make no laws regarding an establishment of religion."

According to 100 years of settled law as decided by the courts, not to mention basic common sense and reading comprehension, in this context, "establishment" is a noun, not a verb, as in "I'm shocked--shocked!--to see there's gambling going on in this establishment."

That's a much broader mandate that prevents congress participating in religion or religious advocacy in any way.
2013-01-26 02:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-26 01:53:16 PM  
1 vote:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

Thank you for demonstrating that you struggle with critical thinking.
2013-01-26 01:41:18 PM  
1 vote:

CygnusDarius: there's something to be asid

2013-01-26 01:29:22 PM  
1 vote:
Aleady some serious derp in the comments. Wow, Florida...

/america's wang!
2013-01-26 01:23:43 PM  
1 vote:

Jimmysolson: FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.

Carved in stone, just like the ten commandments.
Same thing only different!

Where do they have those, anyway? The Louvre?
2013-01-26 01:14:48 PM  
1 vote:

kid_icarus: The comments are priceless.

As of this writing, there are only 3 comments, but each one has it's own flavor of retard. A veritable dim sum of dim thinking.
2013-01-26 01:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
What's the high priest's Fark handle?
2013-01-26 01:13:20 PM  
1 vote:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

You know, you really like pulling the reverse of that duck picture you so often post, don't you.

"Haha, this law will have unexpected consequences." "Indeed, the people pushing for this may soon rue the consequences, until and unless it is overturned by the courts." "YOU ALL HATE RELIGION!" "Damnit, Bob."
2013-01-26 12:58:46 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Why is he wearing the minions subby?

I think it's something like satanic midgets. And midgets are back in style.

I'm imagining them swinging from his shoulders like satanic epaulets.
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