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(WFTV Orlando)   Prayer bill signed by Florida governor wins approval of high priest wearing goat horns and his four minions   (wftv.com ) divider line
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2013-01-26 01:10:24 PM  
6 votes:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.
2013-01-26 03:25:37 PM  
2 votes:
static.feedle.net
2013-01-26 01:59:44 PM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning...

thumbs.anyclip.com
2013-01-26 01:53:16 PM  
2 votes:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Thank you for demonstrating that you struggle with critical thinking.
2013-01-26 01:23:43 PM  
2 votes:

Jimmysolson: FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.

Carved in stone, just like the ten commandments.
Same thing only different!


Where do they have those, anyway? The Louvre?
2013-01-26 01:14:25 PM  
2 votes:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Saying "be careful what you ask for" or "we told you so" would be more appropriate I think.
2013-01-26 12:08:37 PM  
2 votes:
The comments are priceless.

These Satanists appear to be the new arm of the Odumbo FL Election Committee. Proof that Odumbo is an anti-Christ. We, the people, need to rise up against atheists and other anti-religion groups to quell the destruction of the fabric that holds this country together. If you come to the United States, you are accepting our country as a new home and should leave your radical ideas behind.
2013-01-26 03:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
Minions? Do they have a union? How expensive are they? I'd love a few minions.

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Oh, the religion issue? Religions suck - every last one of 'em. Yeah, even your's and your mom's.
Prayer? It's guided meditation and doesn't really do anything.
So in a nutshell, you're spending time, effort, emotion, a LOT of hot air and, money on a farce that was foisted on you because some woman a couple of thousand years ago was unfaithful and didn't want to get stoned to death for infidelity.
?Mark it zero!"
2013-01-26 02:56:05 PM  
1 vote:
The christians in the area are only going to love this until the students start pushing to include prayers to Satan, Odin, Ra, etc. Then they're going to be pissed. Will they accept that it's their fault the whole thing got started?

/no farking way
2013-01-26 02:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-26 01:50:07 PM  
1 vote:
Excellent! I'm sure those good folks in Clearwater look forward to brainwashing er, getting their teachings into your children's public schools.

i28.photobucket.com
2013-01-26 01:29:22 PM  
1 vote:
Aleady some serious derp in the comments. Wow, Florida...

/america's wang!
2013-01-26 01:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
/facepalm fails to convey how stupid an idea this is.
weknowmemes.com
2013-01-26 01:18:04 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.


Like anybody follows that anymore. We have proven ourselves unworthy of it as we have shown we prefer to be cared for and protected over freedom.
2013-01-26 01:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well Rick, you knew Satan was going to come to collect at some point.
2013-01-26 01:14:48 PM  
1 vote:

kid_icarus: The comments are priceless.


As of this writing, there are only 3 comments, but each one has it's own flavor of retard. A veritable dim sum of dim thinking.
2013-01-26 01:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
What's the high priest's Fark handle?
2013-01-26 01:13:59 PM  
1 vote:
I wish this would happen, especially in that state: That a prominent politician, a war-hero, well-beloved in the Republican base, walked up in a podium, for whatever reason you might imagine, but it should be something involving the lines of: Family Values, Religion, guns, etc.

"My fellow state representatives, and to all the people that have bestowed their trust on me. I know we are living on dark times, when our President threatens to tear apart our civic liberties. When the country itself seems to be shifting towards dark, and terrible waters. My friends, I urge you, to pray and take action (people are roused up at these words)! To wake up, and to work for a brighter, and better tomorrow!.

I myself, am a veteran of war, I've seen the horrors of combat, but I have not complained about it! I relished it, every day I woke up and hope that one day, I would hope that, if I died, I would see my father again, and my mother, and my brothers and sisters, and all those that came before, back to the beginning, in the Halls of Valhala!".
2013-01-26 01:13:32 PM  
1 vote:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Correct. No governmental organization should be empowered to lead any form of religious observance.

Keep government secular.
2013-01-26 01:13:20 PM  
1 vote:

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


You know, you really like pulling the reverse of that duck picture you so often post, don't you.

"Haha, this law will have unexpected consequences." "Indeed, the people pushing for this may soon rue the consequences, until and unless it is overturned by the courts." "YOU ALL HATE RELIGION!" "Damnit, Bob."
2013-01-26 12:59:07 PM  
1 vote:

2wolves: Dupe.


 Because it's doubly stupid?
2013-01-26 11:41:01 AM  
1 vote:
Why is he wearing the minions subby?
 
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