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2013-01-26 01:59:44 PM
Wanted for questioning...

thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-01-26 01:59:59 PM

vpb: david_gaithersburg: .
Citation please.

The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link

Yes, or in other words, separation of Church and state.


I can't believe people are still arguing the validity of separation of Church and State.
 
2013-01-26 02:00:05 PM

Smgth: Yeah, I'm replying to myself, but I get the 'Boobies' thing now.


Are you sure?
 
2013-01-26 02:00:49 PM

Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.


Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.
 
2013-01-26 02:01:55 PM

Farkin' Uke: "As we all KNOW, there are no women on the interwebs


Just ask Manti Te'o,....
 
2013-01-26 02:02:36 PM
i303.photobucket.com
squints on your attempted shenanigans
 
2013-01-26 02:07:38 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.

Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.


Mark?
 
2013-01-26 02:08:19 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.


Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.
 
2013-01-26 02:09:00 PM

Allen. The end.: StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.

Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Mark?


Jim?
 
2013-01-26 02:09:59 PM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.


Yep.
 
2013-01-26 02:11:14 PM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.


We had the bota bags and I really only remember Death.
 
2013-01-26 02:16:31 PM
Is this him?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-26 02:18:43 PM

dahmers love zombie: Is this him?
[i.imgur.com image 850x497]


Jesus tap-dancing Christ! When are they going to drop the price on that game?
 
2013-01-26 02:20:39 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Allen. The end.: StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.

Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Mark?

Jim?


For a second I thought you were my old pal Mark. Sorry for the confusion! And I saw all those bands too, living in Atlanta. The 90s were...wild, to say the least...the whole metal-SM-body mod-thing...and a constant supply of poor redneck girls who wanted to be cool....
 
2013-01-26 02:20:53 PM
motores.com.py
 
2013-01-26 02:21:02 PM

Mugato: the Genitorturers

...I miss the 1990s

I think Gen & Co. are still around. Don't know about everyone else.

Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN!
 
2013-01-26 02:27:04 PM

david_gaithersburg: The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link


Nope, sorry.

The constitution says the "Congress shall make no laws regarding an establishment of religion."

According to 100 years of settled law as decided by the courts, not to mention basic common sense and reading comprehension, in this context, "establishment" is a noun, not a verb, as in "I'm shocked--shocked!--to see there's gambling going on in this establishment."

That's a much broader mandate that prevents congress participating in religion or religious advocacy in any way.
 
2013-01-26 02:28:12 PM

ten foiled hats: Mugato: the Genitorturers...I miss the 1990s

I think Gen & Co. are still around. Don't know about everyone else.


Oh I didn't mean those bands broke up. I just haven't been to a decent club in about a decade. Friends doing stupid shiat like getting married, sobering up, etc.
 
2013-01-26 02:28:39 PM

ten foiled hats: Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN!


Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....
 
2013-01-26 02:28:57 PM

Allen. The end.: StoPPeRmobile: Allen. The end.: StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.

Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Mark?

Jim?

For a second I thought you were my old pal Mark. Sorry for the confusion! And I saw all those bands too, living in Atlanta. The 90s were...wild, to say the least...the whole metal-SM-body mod-thing...and a constant supply of poor redneck girls who wanted to be cool....


Yeah, I knew I wasn't who you meant. Had a buddy in Spain that was from Tampa and heavy into death metal. He was like, you like old Metallica? Listen to this. The rest was history.
 
2013-01-26 02:29:07 PM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.


Ever see the Impotent Sea Snakes?
 
2013-01-26 02:31:37 PM

dahmers love zombie: Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.

Ever see the Impotent Sea Snakes?


Oh Christ, I was their drummer for about five minutes.
 
2013-01-26 02:33:03 PM

dahmers love zombie: Is this him?
[i.imgur.com image 850x497]


I attempted to post a picture of one of the BL2 midget psychos, but the post failed. Yes, in other words.
 
2013-01-26 02:33:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.

Ever see the Impotent Sea Snakes?


Ah yes, a trip down memory late to my late teens. Masquerade Atlanta was the place for shows up until the mid-90s.
 
2013-01-26 02:34:32 PM

Mugato: ten foiled hats: Mugato: the Genitorturers...I miss the 1990s

I think Gen & Co. are still around. Don't know about everyone else.

Oh I didn't mean those bands broke up. I just haven't been to a decent club in about a decade. Friends doing stupid shiat like getting married, sobering up, etc.


I was discussing this with a friend last night. His band is on the way up and he was commenting that being unattached is what makes it possible (to a degree).
 
2013-01-26 02:37:12 PM

slackananda: ten foiled hats: Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN!

Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....


Let's explore that some more with Danny Devito.
 
2013-01-26 02:37:40 PM

dahmers love zombie: Ever see the Impotent Sea Snakes?


I may have, the name sounds really familiar. I might have had a girlfriend who was into them. She was the type who lived for someone to ask her what her favorite band was so she could start each answer with, "Well right now I'm into.....". Pretentious hipster.

Like I said I really miss the 1990s.
 
2013-01-26 02:40:25 PM
OK, dammit. I've read that Maus thing twice (I knew something was up because the text and profile didn't match) but I can't figure out what's up? Is it clever, or just some dumbass thing that, when I'm told, will make me go: "Really? That's it?"

I went to MEPS and bailed at the "sign on this line" part. Recruiter was PISSED! I think I did a Cuzack: "I can't work for this company".
 
2013-01-26 02:44:17 PM
I think it's great that this is a story about my esteemed governor signing a controversial piece of legislation and in the comments thread in that story everyone is losing their shiat and here we're talking about 1990s Death Metal.

I heart Fark
 
2013-01-26 02:46:28 PM

vpb: david_gaithersburg: .
Citation please.

The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link

Yes, or in other words, separation of Church and state.

.
nope.
 
2013-01-26 02:51:11 PM

StoPPeRmobile: slackananda: ten foiled hats: Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN!Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....Let's explore that some more with Danny Devito.


Interesting, that was strangely relevant to my life. I was just making a return reference to Sweat Loaf. Funny how that works sometimes.....
 
2013-01-26 02:56:05 PM
The christians in the area are only going to love this until the students start pushing to include prayers to Satan, Odin, Ra, etc. Then they're going to be pissed. Will they accept that it's their fault the whole thing got started?

/no farking way
 
2013-01-26 02:57:20 PM

Allen. The end.: dahmers love zombie: Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Yeah, I even saw Death in Ybor.

Masquerade? I saw Morbid Angel, the Genitorturers, Cannibal Corpse and I think Obituary there. I miss the 1990s.

Ever see the Impotent Sea Snakes?

Oh Christ, I was their drummer for about five minutes.


Morbid Angel? Awesome! I only got into them and other black metal around 2002 (listening to older, 90's stuff), and only wish I would've had the opportunity to go to a concert. Do you recommend any other bands to check out? (I dig Emperor, Negalfar(sp?), and especially Burzum)
 
2013-01-26 03:05:49 PM

StoPPeRmobile: slackananda: ten foiled hats: Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN!

Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....

Let's explore that some more with Danny Devito.


There was no Gibby! There was no King Coffey!

I DEMAND REPARATIONS!!!

(Actually okay, just not what I was expecting.)
 
2013-01-26 03:25:37 PM
static.feedle.net
 
2013-01-26 03:26:09 PM

Mugato: I think it's great that this is a story about my esteemed governor signing a controversial piece of legislation and in the comments thread in that story everyone is losing their shiat and here we're talking about 1990s Death Metal.

I heart Fark


Got around to reading the comments. I think someone in there started drinking before I did. Pretty humorous.

Am moving over to The Land of Rape and Honey for now.
 
2013-01-26 03:28:02 PM

ten foiled hats: Got around to reading the comments. I think someone in there started drinking before I did. Pretty humorous.


Booze doesn't do that to you unless you're farked in the head to begin with. I'll not have you impugn booze like that!
 
2013-01-26 03:33:25 PM

Mugato: ten foiled hats: Got around to reading the comments. I think someone in there started drinking before I did. Pretty humorous.

Booze doesn't do that to you unless you're farked in the head to begin with. I'll not have you impugn booze like that!


I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid sh*t while drunk. (I've even typed some on fark!) I don't think I'm...well...

/point conceded
//beer!
 
2013-01-26 03:34:41 PM

ten foiled hats: Mugato: ten foiled hats: Got around to reading the comments. I think someone in there started drinking before I did. Pretty humorous.

Booze doesn't do that to you unless you're farked in the head to begin with. I'll not have you impugn booze like that!

I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid sh*t while drunk. (I've even typed some on fark!) I don't think I'm...well...

/point conceded
//beer!


And of course you would be the FIRST one to ever say anything eidiculous on Fark while drunk...ever! Not me, though - just pure nuggets of wisdom coming out of this brain...
 
2013-01-26 03:36:43 PM

david_gaithersburg: vpb: david_gaithersburg: .
Citation please.

The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link

Yes, or in other words, separation of Church and state.
.
nope.


Dude... you can argue that we shouldn't interpret the Constitution this way as much as you like. You're certainly entitled to your opinion. But if you're trying to argue that separation of church and state isn't the well-established status quo in America, you're a freaking idiot. The avalanche of court decisions that you're buried under isn't going anywhere. We all know it's there.
 
2013-01-26 03:40:32 PM

Allen. The end.: And of course you would be the FIRST one to ever say anything eidiculous


...and a point for yourself, as well!

/when the hell's football, dammit?
 
2013-01-26 03:41:19 PM

ten foiled hats: Allen. The end.: And of course you would be the FIRST one to ever say anything eidiculous

...and a point for yourself, as well!

/when the hell's football, dammit?


It's out in the yard!
 
2013-01-26 03:42:40 PM

ten foiled hats: I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid sh*t while drunk. (I've even typed some on fark!) I don't think I'm...well...


Yes but it's my experience that usually people don't say things that they don't on some level believe, as booze lowers your inhibitions. You don't come off as someone who would make batshiat comments like those just because you were 'faced.
 
2013-01-26 03:42:58 PM

Mugato: I think it's great that this is a story about my esteemed governor signing a controversial piece of legislation and in the comments thread in that story everyone is losing their shiat and here we're talking about 1990s Death Metal.

I heart Fark


And midgets too
 
2013-01-26 03:43:20 PM

Allen. The end.: ten foiled hats: Allen. The end.: And of course you would be the FIRST one to ever say anything eidiculous

...and a point for yourself, as well!

/when the hell's football, dammit?

It's out in the yard!


What's it doing up there?
 
2013-01-26 03:46:57 PM

Mugato: ten foiled hats: I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid sh*t while drunk. (I've even typed some on fark!) I don't think I'm...well...

Yes but it's my experience that usually people don't say things that they don't on some level believe, as booze lowers your inhibitions. You don't come off as someone who would make batshiat comments like those just because you were 'faced.


Some arguments with ex-gfs would seem to indicate otherwise, but on the whole I agree with your point. (Although if we're talking about the comments in TFA, oh god no. WACK JOBS.)
 
2013-01-26 03:50:02 PM
Minions? Do they have a union? How expensive are they? I'd love a few minions.

media.tumblr.com

Oh, the religion issue? Religions suck - every last one of 'em. Yeah, even your's and your mom's.
Prayer? It's guided meditation and doesn't really do anything.
So in a nutshell, you're spending time, effort, emotion, a LOT of hot air and, money on a farce that was foisted on you because some woman a couple of thousand years ago was unfaithful and didn't want to get stoned to death for infidelity.
?Mark it zero!"
 
2013-01-26 03:51:30 PM

slackananda: Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....


So, "I regret raping and killing those children" is better than "I regret NOT raping and killing those children"? Got it.
 
2013-01-26 03:56:28 PM

Aquapope: ...each one has its own flavor of retard. A veritable dim sum of dim thinking.


I'm so stealing that one!
 
2013-01-26 04:01:27 PM

Aquapope: slackananda: Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done....

So, "I regret raping and killing those children" is better than "I regret NOT raping and killing those children"? Got it.


No, his imperfections have reduced you to a lowly animal.

(This thread became an omelette salad some time ago, if you haven't noticed. He was using a line from a Butthole Surfers song, in response to a line that I'd used from the same song. And now, just to make it fun, I've thrown in another line from another B.S. song. And I should probably stop mentioning lines when referencing Butthole Surfers.)
 
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