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(WFTV Orlando)   Prayer bill signed by Florida governor wins approval of high priest wearing goat horns and his four minions   (wftv.com) divider line 114
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2013-01-26 11:41:01 AM
Why is he wearing the minions subby?
 
2013-01-26 12:08:37 PM
The comments are priceless.

These Satanists appear to be the new arm of the Odumbo FL Election Committee. Proof that Odumbo is an anti-Christ. We, the people, need to rise up against atheists and other anti-religion groups to quell the destruction of the fabric that holds this country together. If you come to the United States, you are accepting our country as a new home and should leave your radical ideas behind.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 12:38:10 PM
Someone likes me!

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2013-01-26 12:41:33 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-26 12:44:06 PM

shanrick: [imageshack.us image 384x480]


LOL
 
2013-01-26 12:44:41 PM
I know I'd be praying if I was in Florida.
 
2013-01-26 12:49:16 PM

AbbeySomeone: Why is he wearing the minions subby?


I think it's something like satanic midgets. And midgets are back in style.
 
2013-01-26 12:51:27 PM
Dupe.
 
2013-01-26 12:58:46 PM

jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Why is he wearing the minions subby?

I think it's something like satanic midgets. And midgets are back in style.


I'm imagining them swinging from his shoulders like satanic epaulets.
 
2013-01-26 12:59:07 PM

2wolves: Dupe.


 Because it's doubly stupid?
 
2013-01-26 01:07:30 PM
FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?
 
2013-01-26 01:10:24 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.
 
2013-01-26 01:13:20 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


You know, you really like pulling the reverse of that duck picture you so often post, don't you.

"Haha, this law will have unexpected consequences." "Indeed, the people pushing for this may soon rue the consequences, until and unless it is overturned by the courts." "YOU ALL HATE RELIGION!" "Damnit, Bob."
 
2013-01-26 01:13:32 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Correct. No governmental organization should be empowered to lead any form of religious observance.

Keep government secular.
 
2013-01-26 01:13:59 PM
I wish this would happen, especially in that state: That a prominent politician, a war-hero, well-beloved in the Republican base, walked up in a podium, for whatever reason you might imagine, but it should be something involving the lines of: Family Values, Religion, guns, etc.

"My fellow state representatives, and to all the people that have bestowed their trust on me. I know we are living on dark times, when our President threatens to tear apart our civic liberties. When the country itself seems to be shifting towards dark, and terrible waters. My friends, I urge you, to pray and take action (people are roused up at these words)! To wake up, and to work for a brighter, and better tomorrow!.

I myself, am a veteran of war, I've seen the horrors of combat, but I have not complained about it! I relished it, every day I woke up and hope that one day, I would hope that, if I died, I would see my father again, and my mother, and my brothers and sisters, and all those that came before, back to the beginning, in the Halls of Valhala!".
 
2013-01-26 01:14:05 PM
What's the high priest's Fark handle?
 
2013-01-26 01:14:25 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Saying "be careful what you ask for" or "we told you so" would be more appropriate I think.
 
2013-01-26 01:14:48 PM

kid_icarus: The comments are priceless.


As of this writing, there are only 3 comments, but each one has it's own flavor of retard. A veritable dim sum of dim thinking.
 
2013-01-26 01:15:23 PM

jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Why is he wearing the minions subby?

I think it's something like satanic midgets. And midgets are back in style.

 
2013-01-26 01:15:28 PM

jehovahs witness protection: I think it's something like satanic midgets.


I believe "diabolical little people" is the preferred nomenclature....
 
2013-01-26 01:16:04 PM
Well Rick, you knew Satan was going to come to collect at some point.
 
2013-01-26 01:16:26 PM
Trolololo...
 
2013-01-26 01:16:45 PM

FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.


Carved in stone, just like the ten commandments.
Same thing only different!
 
2013-01-26 01:18:04 PM

FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.


Like anybody follows that anymore. We have proven ourselves unworthy of it as we have shown we prefer to be cared for and protected over freedom.
 
2013-01-26 01:18:43 PM

slackananda: jehovahs witness protection: I think it's something like satanic midgets.

I believe "diabolical little people" "Infernal Miniature Person" is the preferred nomenclature....


FTFY
 
2013-01-26 01:20:22 PM
/facepalm fails to convey how stupid an idea this is.
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-26 01:21:35 PM
"I'd like to congratulate our scholars/athletes/musicians on winning this award/championship/trophy with no help from any gods or magic whatsoever."
 
2013-01-26 01:21:54 PM
Approves
grizzlybomb.com
 
2013-01-26 01:23:15 PM

Smgth: What no goat leggings?! I'm disappointed.



grizzlybomb.com
 
2013-01-26 01:23:43 PM

Jimmysolson: FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.

Carved in stone, just like the ten commandments.
Same thing only different!


Where do they have those, anyway? The Louvre?
 
2013-01-26 01:26:50 PM

slackananda: jehovahs witness protection: I think it's something like satanic midgets.

I believe "diabolical little people" is the preferred nomenclature....


No, minions is preferred.
www.toddandthebookofpureevil.com
 
2013-01-26 01:29:22 PM
Aleady some serious derp in the comments. Wow, Florida...

/america's wang!
 
2013-01-26 01:32:46 PM
Useless without pics.
 
2013-01-26 01:39:04 PM
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2013-01-26 01:39:20 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Apparently only anti-religious people respect the Constitution. Thanks for letting us know, GilRuiz.
 
2013-01-26 01:40:02 PM
Who employs these astroturfers?
 
2013-01-26 01:41:18 PM

CygnusDarius: there's something to be asid


microdots?
 
2013-01-26 01:41:37 PM

StoPPeRmobile: slackananda: jehovahs witness protection: I think it's something like satanic midgets.I believe "diabolical little people" is the preferred nomenclature....No, minions is preferred.


Nice sweater vest! Perfect for a demoniac diminutive deviant dwarf!
 
2013-01-26 01:43:25 PM

Allen. The end.: Aleady some serious derp in the comments. Wow, Florida...

/america's wang!


Florida doesn't have the market cornered on derp in this country.

/even if they're....in the corner of the country
 
2013-01-26 01:44:04 PM

ten foiled hats: CygnusDarius: there's something to be asid

microdots?


Heh.
 
2013-01-26 01:45:25 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Nah. Pointing out that the article mentions these are "mockumentary" Satanists seems a higher priority.

How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?
 
2013-01-26 01:48:32 PM

FlashHarry: GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?

nobody needs to demand the separation of church and state. it is already enshrined in the constitution.


.
Citation please.

The Constitution in the US affords freedom of religion, and it prohibits the government from establishing an official religion. Link
 
2013-01-26 01:48:35 PM
The spokesman, Lucian Greaves of Cambridge, Mass., earlier this month was listed as the casting director on the Actors Access website in an ad seeking unpaid, non-union actors in Tallahassee for a "mockumentary" titled "The Satanic Temple."

Should have known he was a Masshole.
 
2013-01-26 01:48:37 PM

Mugato: Allen. The end.: Aleady some serious derp in the comments. Wow, Florida...

/america's wang!

Florida doesn't have the market cornered on derp in this country.

/even if they're....in the corner of the country


Ba-dum dum! Ting!
 
2013-01-26 01:49:40 PM

abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?


Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.
 
2013-01-26 01:50:00 PM

The Larch: And... yeah. You should read it again, but more carefully this time. You'll understand then.


You lie!

/Can't believe I fell for it....
//Well, OK, I actually can believe it....
 
2013-01-26 01:50:07 PM
Excellent! I'm sure those good folks in Clearwater look forward to brainwashing er, getting their teachings into your children's public schools.

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2013-01-26 01:52:34 PM

kid_icarus: The comments are priceless.

These Satanists appear to be the new arm of the Odumbo FL Election Committee. Proof that Odumbo is an anti-Christ. We, the people, need to rise up against atheists and other anti-religion groups to quell the destruction of the fabric that holds this country together. If you come to the United States, you are accepting our country as a new home and should leave your radical ideas behind.


The "fabric that holds this country together" would be the Mylar threads in currency?
 
2013-01-26 01:53:16 PM

GilRuiz1: FARK's anti-religion contingent will surely be here soon to demand separation of church and state, right? Right?


Thank you for demonstrating that you struggle with critical thinking.
 
2013-01-26 01:55:55 PM

Mugato: abb3w: How hard can it be to find real Satanists with a sense of humor in Florida?

Tampa was the Death Metal capital of at least the country for a while (in the world it could have been Sweden)  but they were about as Satanic as Kiss and Alice Cooper.


Yeah, what was that with Tampa and Norway? In Tampa I guess you could blame...hell, I dunno Masquerade, Death, and the easy access to bad instruments; there was a Guitar Center-type knockoff there in the early 90s...
 
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