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(Washington Post)   The Mafia has their hands in everything: drugs, prostitution, gambling, renewable energy- wait, what?   (articles.washingtonpost.com) divider line 13
    More: Interesting, renewable energy, sting operations, Palermo, Sicilian, Transparency International, Mafia  
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2013-01-26 12:58:23 PM
3 votes:
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"I just want to wet my beak"
2013-01-26 01:34:11 PM
2 votes:
Obviously, the Mafia is still spooked by how The Sopranos ended and are afraid of it going dark.
2013-01-27 04:54:15 PM
1 votes:
have you ever KILLED a man for carbon credits?

i have
2013-01-26 03:32:26 PM
1 votes:
Just be sure to keep your windmill protection money going to the Don.

Don Quixote.
2013-01-26 02:34:06 PM
1 votes:
They're animals anyway.
So let them lose their souls.
2013-01-26 02:06:50 PM
1 votes:

letrole: I once knew a fellow who drove a Camaro. It had five-spoke mag wheels, which was the fashion at the time. Down the street, there was a dog that chased him every day as he came around the corner. One day, the fellow stopped. He thought the dog would just get puzzled about what to do next. Nope, the dog tried to jump through the side window and eat his face.

So, the fellow decided to get an old bath towel. Every day, as he turned the corner, he hung the towel out the window. After only a few days, he had the dog trained to snap and chomp at the towel. The fellow was ready for the next stage.

He stuck the towel in and out of the spokes of his left rear rim so that it flopped about as he drove. He did this just before he got to where the dog waited. He then drove slowly around the corner. After only a few more days, he had the dog trained to vent his instincts and anger at the spinning towel.

Finally, the fellow was ready. He approached the corner with the towel in the rim, and instead of turning and taking off, he stopped, just like the first time when the dog tried to eat his face through the window. The dog went straight for the towel and clamped on hard and tried his best to pull the towel out.

The fellow just gunned it and popped the clutch. He said the poor bastard still had enough biting reflex that he went womp-womp on the pavement twice before he was slung past the rear bumper.



Interesting, but do you think Al Gore would fall for it?
2013-01-26 02:03:04 PM
1 votes:
I once knew a fellow who drove a Camaro. It had five-spoke mag wheels, which was the fashion at the time. Down the street, there was a dog that chased him every day as he came around the corner. One day, the fellow stopped. He thought the dog would just get puzzled about what to do next. Nope, the dog tried to jump through the side window and eat his face.

So, the fellow decided to get an old bath towel. Every day, as he turned the corner, he hung the towel out the window. After only a few days, he had the dog trained to snap and chomp at the towel. The fellow was ready for the next stage.

He stuck the towel in and out of the spokes of his left rear rim so that it flopped about as he drove. He did this just before he got to where the dog waited. He then drove slowly around the corner. After only a few more days, he had the dog trained to vent his instincts and anger at the spinning towel.

Finally, the fellow was ready. He approached the corner with the towel in the rim, and instead of turning and taking off, he stopped, just like the first time when the dog tried to eat his face through the window. The dog went straight for the towel and clamped on hard and tried his best to pull the towel out.

The fellow just gunned it and popped the clutch. He said the poor bastard still had enough biting reflex that he went womp-womp on the pavement twice before he was slung past the rear bumper.
2013-01-26 01:47:15 PM
1 votes:
To what lengths will big oil not go to villianize renewable energy?
/only half snarky
//they just might go this far
2013-01-26 01:42:52 PM
1 votes:
This is Obama's fault.
2013-01-26 01:29:42 PM
1 votes:
What's the difference between the Mafia and Corporations?


No, seriously.
2013-01-26 01:29:13 PM
1 votes:
Is that weird? They may be criminals, but who said they're stupid? All this shows is that they're less shortsighted than Republicans.
2013-01-26 01:26:38 PM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: They're also heavy into counterfeiting designer clothes.

/Gomorrah is an excellent book


So if Italians counterfeit Itslian designers then doesn't the buyer still get what they want?
2013-01-26 01:24:08 PM
1 votes:
Oh Sicily. Yeah, can't flush a toilet with the mob's ok. Italy should just do themselves a favor and give them the boot.
 
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