letrole: I once knew a fellow who drove a Camaro. It had five-spoke mag wheels, which was the fashion at the time. Down the street, there was a dog that chased him every day as he came around the corner. One day, the fellow stopped. He thought the dog would just get puzzled about what to do next. Nope, the dog tried to jump through the side window and eat his face.So, the fellow decided to get an old bath towel. Every day, as he turned the corner, he hung the towel out the window. After only a few days, he had the dog trained to snap and chomp at the towel. The fellow was ready for the next stage.He stuck the towel in and out of the spokes of his left rear rim so that it flopped about as he drove. He did this just before he got to where the dog waited. He then drove slowly around the corner. After only a few more days, he had the dog trained to vent his instincts and anger at the spinning towel.Finally, the fellow was ready. He approached the corner with the towel in the rim, and instead of turning and taking off, he stopped, just like the first time when the dog tried to eat his face through the window. The dog went straight for the towel and clamped on hard and tried his best to pull the towel out.The fellow just gunned it and popped the clutch. He said the poor bastard still had enough biting reflex that he went womp-womp on the pavement twice before he was slung past the rear bumper.
DeathByGeekSquad: They're also heavy into counterfeiting designer clothes./Gomorrah is an excellent book
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