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(WFTV Orlando)   Honestly, who hasn't been tempted to duct tape a teenager's mouth and glue him to a chair? (With precious mugshots)   (wftv.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-26 12:26:20 PM
Damn. Beat me to it. When I saw this story (and the location) I was like "That is a guaranteed green, right there!"
 
2013-01-26 12:37:28 PM

Madbassist1: Damn. Beat me to it. When I saw this story (and the location) I was like "That is a guaranteed green, right there!"


It was a good Fark day in Florida.
 
2013-01-26 12:46:08 PM
Something here isn't on the level
 
2013-01-26 12:47:33 PM
Oh duct tape; is there a problem you can't fix?
 
2013-01-26 12:48:02 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-26 12:53:19 PM
Rachel Maddow is watching this thread.
 
2013-01-26 12:53:42 PM
The mobile site has no picture. Little Fark help here.
 
2013-01-26 12:54:26 PM
He also said the three threatened to buzz-cut his hair and put him in a dresser.

Either that was a huge dresser, or he's a wee little man.

/I think they meant dress
 
2013-01-26 12:55:06 PM
Jesus Christ, after reading that story, i think everyone involved should be shot for aggravated stupidity. farking read a book or something. Don't you have anything to do?
 
2013-01-26 12:55:20 PM
If they're into it, giggity.
 
2013-01-26 12:57:22 PM
Sounds like a football game is going to break out any time.
 
2013-01-26 12:59:00 PM
MAIL!!!
 
2013-01-26 01:04:04 PM
 
2013-01-26 01:05:00 PM

zvoidx: Rachel Maddow is watching this thread.


Via UltraFark?.
 
2013-01-26 01:12:17 PM
Not sure why, but I was reminded of this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-26 01:16:58 PM
I have honestly never heard of a 2' level being used succesfully as a bludgeon. I have say +1 to the old fella. Personally, I suggest a 3lb hammer to the back of the head. It's my uncle Scotty's remedy to all society's ills. Rapist? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. Cut him off on the freeway? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. You're a banker that robbed the nation blind....? I think you get the idea.

/ was it an assault level? With a secondary semi-auto plumb function?
 
2013-01-26 01:19:58 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: I have honestly never heard of a 2' level being used succesfully as a bludgeon. I have say +1 to the old fella. Personally, I suggest a 3lb hammer to the back of the head. It's my uncle Scotty's remedy to all society's ills. Rapist? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. Cut him off on the freeway? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. You're a banker that robbed the nation blind....? I think you get the idea.

/ was it an assault level? With a secondary semi-auto plumb function?


He was just trying to do his level best to beat the crap out of the kid.
 
2013-01-26 01:29:42 PM
What a dumbass! That level will never work correctly again. Get a gun, Moran!
 
2013-01-26 01:37:10 PM
I'm a high school teacher. Gotta admit, the thought has crossed my mind.
 
2013-01-26 01:42:00 PM
If everyone were allowed to carry levels, this never would have happened.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-01-26 01:47:15 PM
i50.tinypic.com
"Aw, kid you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys"
 
2013-01-26 01:49:32 PM
So lemme get this straight. The old dude that gets there and ends the abuse is to be charged with aggravated assault?


WHAT DA FUUUU?
 
2013-01-26 01:52:03 PM

hbk72777: [i50.tinypic.com image 402x234]
"Aw, kid you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys"


They all look very punchable
 
2013-01-26 01:58:06 PM
Teenager? When I was in elementary school, kids who acted up were tied into chairs with their mouths taped shut. Really.
 
2013-01-26 01:58:08 PM
for some reason when I read

(With precious mugshots)

i expected something like this:

www.eurweb.com
 
2013-01-26 02:08:02 PM
Ban levels!
 
2013-01-26 02:15:59 PM
It's all a communications problem. They thought they had consent.

They really asked him if he wanted to participate in a "wrap contest"
 
2013-01-26 02:27:02 PM

aerojockey: MAIL!!!

 
2013-01-26 02:28:48 PM
As a dad that survived the teenage years of 3 daughters, this seems like a good idea. I used to wonder why I couldnt buy them straight jackets, and kept a rool of duck tape close by at all times.

mildly CSB
 
2013-01-26 02:31:22 PM
People used to do this shiat in college... especially if passed out in a public space. Often times you would find them taped up on a chair on an elevator.
 
2013-01-26 02:44:54 PM
All this again?
 
2013-01-26 03:02:33 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Ban levels!


This guy probably watched too many do-it-yourself videos involving a level. That combined with 3 stooges and you have trouble waiting to happen.
 
2013-01-26 03:07:23 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-26 04:17:47 PM
If his Mom had done this-thin I would have agreed with you subby. But when guys just a couple years older than you do it. Then its a dick move. They are to old to be behaving that way.
See there is a line where---to young your a douche--to old your just old--somewhere in the middle can make a difference?
 
2013-01-26 05:13:03 PM

Bslim: So lemme get this straight. The old dude that gets there and ends the abuse is to be charged with aggravated assault?


WHAT DA FUUUU?


Old dude was fine until he got in his truck and drove around looking for more trouble.
 
2013-01-26 06:34:57 PM

Bslim: So lemme get this straight. The old dude that gets there and ends the abuse is to be charged with aggravated assault?


WHAT DA FUUUU?


No, the police just filed a piece of paper with the district attorney's office, as they are required to do. Police really aren't supposed to exercise this kind of judgement. Assault is against the law, therefore they can't just ignore it when someone says, "He hit me!". That decision happens in the prosecutor's office, and I'll be surprised if any charges are actually filed in this case.
 
2013-01-26 06:37:32 PM
Deputies said when they arrived, the victim still had glue residue on his wrists, ankles and pants


The pants!!!
cdn5.movieclips.com
 
2013-01-26 06:40:11 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: I have honestly never heard of a 2' level being used succesfully as a bludgeon. I have say +1 to the old fella. Personally, I suggest a 3lb hammer to the back of the head. It's my uncle Scotty's remedy to all society's ills. Rapist? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. Cut him off on the freeway? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. You're a banker that robbed the nation blind....? I think you get the idea.

/ was it an assault level? With a secondary semi-auto plumb function?


I have. Actually have seen it. It was one of those "worlds wildest" or "stupidest" I can't remember which. Guy tied to rob a small grocery store by being right up against the cashier acting all calm. The next cashier over saw what was happening and hit her panic button, alerting the manager. He grabbed a 2' level and came right up behind the guy who saw nothing since he was wearing a hoodie. Cracked the guy right across the back of the neck, guy went down instantly. The video said it took 4 weeks for the criminal to walk again.
 
2013-01-26 06:59:31 PM
Sounds like a run of the mill prank that teens often pull on one another and the old guy escalated it to a real conflict with levels and cops and mugshots.
 
2013-01-26 11:26:08 PM
Those punks look like real assholes.
 
2013-01-26 11:29:16 PM
what do you mean, tempted?
 
2013-01-27 12:48:20 AM
That's it. I'm goin to the greyhound station, buying a one way ticket to Florida, and I will be the sanest person in the there. If I don't get shot or bludgeoned with a level, I may be king of the sunshine state one day.
 
2013-01-27 12:50:12 AM
Or maybe ill just drink another beer.
 
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