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2013-01-26 01:08:01 PM
Mmm, Shawnee Smith

shawneesmith.org

On the Aliens tip I'd pick Vasquez over Ripley. She had more training and a bigger gun. Sure she died but it's not like she went out like a biatch like Bill Pullman.

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2013-01-26 01:22:22 PM

Mugato: On the Aliens tip I'd pick Vasquez over Ripley. She had more training and a bigger gun. Sure she died but it's not like she went out like a biatch like Bill Pullman.


Basically what I came here to say.

The xenomorphs were a whole other level of badness, but you pit Vasquez against any battalion, and I'm puttin' my money on Vasquez.
 
2013-01-26 01:38:54 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The xenomorphs were a whole other level of badness, but you pit Vasquez against any battalion, and I'm puttin' my money on Vasquez.


Yeah and IIRC, she wasn't even killed by a xenomorph. She set off a grenade taking some of them with her.
 
2013-01-26 01:40:48 PM

Mugato: Yeah and IIRC, she wasn't even killed by a xenomorph. She set off a grenade taking some of them with her.


She and Gorman were surrounded on both sides, so she went the "I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME" route.

I maintain that she could've beaten both xenomorphs if she put her heart into it.
 
2013-01-26 01:43:21 PM
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2013-01-26 02:14:04 PM
10 broken, crazed individuals who don't belong anywhere near firearms (except for maybe Ripley...maybe).  I'll take a shot at this, with more grounded people. Not in any particular order except for number one.

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(as mentioned above) Sgt. Vasquez--a bit of a showboat, but follows orders.


9. theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com

Selena from 28 Days later

8. encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Ana Dawn of the Dead '04--  Medic


7. upload.wikimedia.org

Whoever this is

6.  encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Mallory Kane

5.  encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
A little obvious, but come on

4.  encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Miho

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Foxy Brown

2.  www.virginmedia.com
Nikita

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Zoe Washburne
 
2013-01-26 02:21:03 PM

thamike: 9. theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com

Selena from 28 Days later


YES. Naomie Harris *so* brought it for that movie.

"In a heartbeat?"

"In a heartbeat."

So glad that she's now a part of the James Bond franchise.
 
2013-01-26 02:27:29 PM
Bill Paxton not Bill Pullman.
 
2013-01-26 02:32:41 PM

fzumrk: Bill Paxton not Bill Pullman.


I hear he's off...to Haiti.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2013-01-26 02:34:08 PM
cdn1.screenrant.com

Calhoun would like a recount
 
2013-01-26 02:36:12 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-01-26 02:38:34 PM
List Fails with no River Tam, she has SpecOps written all over those long legs...
 
2013-01-26 02:39:48 PM

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Crazy as sh*t and cripplingly obsessed with Casper Van Dien?  That's combat ready!

If we're talking Verhoeven ladies, I'll stick with Officer Lewis.
 
2013-01-26 02:46:00 PM
List fails without...

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2013-01-26 02:55:01 PM
really surprised was missing from list:

www.metroactive.com
 
2013-01-26 02:55:12 PM
They booed Katee Sackhoff at the Comic Con? Damn, what a bunch of ingrates.

/her knees must've been too sharp
 
2013-01-26 02:57:12 PM
also missing

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-26 02:57:19 PM

fzumrk: Bill Paxton not Bill Pullman.


To-may-to, to-mah-to.

I still get them backwards all the time. I have no idea why.
 
2013-01-26 02:57:38 PM
i.animecrazy.net

Just saying...
 
2013-01-26 03:02:12 PM

dahmers love zombie: fzumrk: Bill Paxton not Bill Pullman.

I hear he's off...to Haiti.

/nothing is obscure on Fark


I'm going to stop trying to be whimsically ironic.
 
2013-01-26 03:05:24 PM
Hmm, not all of those were military. Was disappointed at the lack of Commander Susan Ivanova.
 
2013-01-26 03:06:08 PM

thamike: If we're talking Verhoeven ladies, I'll stick with Officer Lewis.


Verhoeven ladies, if they survive, are battle-hardened. They're usually beaten, shot, raped or otherwise brutalized. If a woman survives a Verhoeven movie, you have one tough biatch.
 
2013-01-26 03:06:52 PM
Who needs a gun?

awoiaf.westeros.org

godardsletterboxes.files.wordpress.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Ok so that last one wasn't military.
 
2013-01-26 03:12:24 PM

thamike: 10 broken, crazed individuals who don't belong anywhere near firearms (except for maybe Ripley...maybe)


Ripley has a severe case of PTSD and never touched a rifle before the midpoint of Aliens. She also has a skewed sense of priorities like going back for her cat. Lara Croft is the most sane of the group.
 
2013-01-26 03:13:45 PM
Commander Shepard
 
2013-01-26 03:14:44 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: They booed Katee Sackhoff at the Comic Con?


Must've been 24 fans.
 
2013-01-26 03:14:56 PM
Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."
 
2013-01-26 03:15:12 PM

thamike: 7.

Whoever this is


You're farking kidding, right?
 
2013-01-26 03:15:46 PM
cdn.hark.com
 
2013-01-26 03:17:32 PM

Alphax: Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."


Better yet...

"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me."
 
2013-01-26 03:18:04 PM
How about the Green Ajah of Aes Sedai?
 
2013-01-26 03:18:43 PM

WippitGuud: Alphax: Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

Better yet...

"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me."


Delenn ended up a great military leader, but she is religious caste.
 
2013-01-26 03:18:57 PM
No Geena Davis from "The Long Kiss Goodnight"? No Aeryn Sun? No Sydney Bristow?
 
2013-01-26 03:19:13 PM
And as someone mentioned on the site, Buffy Summers
 
2013-01-26 03:20:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-26 03:22:05 PM

Galileo's Daughter: No Geena Davis from "The Long Kiss Goodnight"?


I thought I was the only one who remembered that film. That movie was great, should have been a franchise. Well except the not making money part.

"Suck my dick."
 
2013-01-26 03:24:06 PM
1-10: Any Sister of the Adepta Sororitas.
 
2013-01-26 03:30:06 PM
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Carter can kill with a P90 or a Ph.D.
 
2013-01-26 03:31:01 PM
Hmm... Rhona Mitra's character in Doomsday.
 
2013-01-26 03:31:33 PM

LesserEvil: List fails without...

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Heh, I just read that recently. I'm currently reading The Legion of the Damned series and there is a butt load of badass females in those stories.

List is weak.
 
2013-01-26 03:31:45 PM

SamFlagg: [img716.imageshack.us image 430x455]

Carter can kill with a P90 or a Ph.D.


Or the sun...
 
2013-01-26 03:33:02 PM

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: 1-10: Any Sister of the Adepta Sororitas.


Your 10 Sisters vs my 10 Callidus Assassins.


And throw in Kerrigan from Starcraft. I know a guy who converted a Calladus model into her Zerg-corrupted form and player her as a Tyranid hive queen...
 
2013-01-26 03:35:56 PM
images.wikia.com

/just kidding
 
2013-01-26 03:37:42 PM
Tank girl?

www.sci-fi-o-rama.com
 
2013-01-26 03:42:21 PM

Alphax: Susan Ivanova: "Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."


Confirmed Survey 1. Upon arrival you will report for debriefing. And just one more thing, on your trip back I want you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! Babylon control out.
 
2013-01-26 03:44:17 PM

swankywanky: really surprised was missing from list:

[www.metroactive.com image 350x271]


Allen West's favorite movie!

"The president is the benefactor of a lot of information that came from waterboarding," West said on Fox News. "When you look at the precedent, non-state, non-uniform belligerents captured on the battlefield under the Geneva Convention are not afforded the same type of rights. We can make that determination."

"As the president, you need to do those things which are necessary to make sure that the American people are kept safe," the Republican congressman continued, adding, "and furthermore, in the movie 'G.I. Jane,' Demi Moore was waterboarded."

Link
 
2013-01-26 03:55:26 PM
images.moviepostershop.com

My dad liked war movies. He had no idea.

www.wearysloth.com

Does being in the Judean People's Front count as military?
 
2013-01-26 04:14:31 PM
Weren't the killer aliens in Alien female?

I want them on my side.
 
2013-01-26 04:18:47 PM
No Tanya (Kari Wuhrer) from the Red Alert series?

I also object to the characterization of Scarlett and Lady Jaye as the "token females" of the GI Joe team. They're not as popular as the Baroness (mainly for cosplay reasons), but not even mentioning them by name is just plain sloppy writing.
 
2013-01-26 04:21:50 PM
As mentioned above, list needs more Vasquez
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