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(NYPost)   Frostbite on their trigger fingers? NYC goes nine days without a murder during cold snap   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, trigger fingers, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly, Hurricane Sandy, Jack Frost  
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1952 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 12:43 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 12:54:45 PM  
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jim32rr: mikemoto: This doesn't seem to work for Chicago.

Sadly you are correct, the killings are not seasonal.

It's our Midwestern work ethic. We dress for the weather to get the job done.
2013-01-26 12:36:42 PM  
3 votes:
I prefer to do my murdering in the spring.
2013-01-26 04:11:00 PM  
2 votes:

Deep Contact: That's because of the new lower capacity magazine law.

Thank god, they were getting annoying. Pick up a Science Times, and a ream of those stupid mail-in offers fall out.
2013-01-26 01:38:38 PM  
2 votes:

Callous: Deep Contact: That's because of the new lower capacity magazine law.

And their new AWB.  Isn't it obvious that it's impossible to kill anyone without an AR-15 and 8 or more bullets?  If that wasn't the case then this law would be a completely pointless "feel good" measure designed to give a false sense of safety while doing nothing at all to curb gun crime. Full Size
2013-01-26 02:06:19 PM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: Switchblade mechanisms freezing up?

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette to... fark it's cold. Rumble is cancelled. Let's go get some hot cocoa.
2013-01-26 01:38:56 PM  
1 vote:
It's difficult to fire a weapon with gloves on.
2013-01-26 01:36:40 PM  
1 vote:

Molavian: Great job New Yorkers, on not killing each other for 9 whole days.

Here's a gold star.

To be fair, if I lived in NY, I'd have a hard time going 9 whole days without killing someone...
2013-01-26 01:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
That's because of the new lower capacity magazine law.
2013-01-26 01:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
They just haven't found the bodies because the East River is frozen.
2013-01-26 01:11:03 PM  
1 vote:
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"We hate the cold, yo!"
2013-01-26 01:02:53 PM  
1 vote:
While in warmer climes, Pat Garrett gets in a shootout, I kid you not.
2013-01-26 12:50:57 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I prefer to do my murdering in the spring.

Reminds me of a book I once read. Can't remember the name, but it WAS a book.

Did you ever finish coloring it?

/jumping on the bandwagon
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